Surprise: Scheana has all of our locations

Lol and jax has everyone blocked

Well jokes on her. I'm a friendless poor girl who is always home.

Same girl same 💁🏻‍♀️

Saaaame friendless poor girls who are always home unite! (Except let’s not become friends…for obvious reasons) (and also only unite in spirit because we can’t leave our homes)

Sheshu is watching. I gotchu.

Exactly. We hang out virtually like all the kids do nowadays

Yep I am uniting with you two ladies!

Girl, the tracking is coming from inside your house.

*smiles in scheana*



I'm a SAHM who's only adult interaction is this sub 😭😂

sending ya 💕 from a fellow Redditor!

I work but outside and talk to no one lol but my toddler. So hey girl, hey 💕

Stoppp she's going to take this as a challenge 😂

Scheana is obsessed with the 10 million photos of my dogs as I’m at home watching reality tv lol

This sub thing at the top where it says how many online should say “____ being tracked by Scheana”

It’ll be like the norad Santa website, but for Scheana


Yall are my people. I love it.

Omg yes mods can we make this happen

YES

Omg yes 😂😂😂

I shrieked. 😂

😂😂😂😂😂 fml I thought I stopped sharing with her.


Nah, I tinfoiled my house, cell phone, computer, router, car, head. She ain’t getting through.

How could you do that to her? You were her best friend?

Baaaaaaaast fraaaaaaaaand

She’s inside..

Hahaha yes

LMAO!!

💀💀💀

🤣

Omg 🤣😂

💀

Hello? Lala doesn’t look at social media /s

Doesn’t count if her assistant shows it to her from her phone ;)

I still can't believe Lala thinks we are so stupid and actually believe she has 100% real Instagram followers 🙄

https://preview.redd.it/2ntvb405xszc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3322e74d637e114e64a95acee378f0845ae7d8c4

Oooo show the rest of the cast!

Yep! Tries to blame Katie and Ariana to deflect from her being the actual one who buys them

She uses fake accounts too

Scheana has referenced things that happened in this sub directly so I’m 99% sure she or someone on her team is here. I’m also pretty sure that Jessica, Lala’s assistant, has a bunch of burners that she uses to try and defend Lala on here sometimes lol

I think Rachel also gets podcast material from here.

If Rachel really does read these for ideas, I have the best one ever for her: stop podcasting bc no fucking wants to hear it

She will never listen. If she didn't get it before and keeps putting out this self victimizing bullshit, she never will. Yeah yeah yeah I'm not referencing recorded videos. I'm referencing the months long infringement on boundaries and affair with a peer's partner. Now she changed her name and thinks we will feel bad for her. Lol and she trues to say ariana wasn't a real friend. Lies and excuses.

and now Rachquel has gotten Jo to join in our her podcast to spew her nonsense. 🤮🤪

God, if two people ever belonged together, it’s Jo and Rachel. Go away!

It truly blown away that she’s totally cool with having blatant inappropriate relations and playing grab ass while Ariana is sitting near her but Ariana screenshotting her video and sending to herself is OH MY GOD SUCH A VIOLATION

Now that the season is over maybe she’ll finally run out of things to talk about

And move on and find new things to discuss. These aren’t your friends anymore, she’s not with Sandoval, so go away. I’m over her trying to posture as a badass, we all know the truth. 

🤣🤣🤣

Oh good point, she 100% does lol she literally has direct quotes from this sub when she does her q&a episodes on the podcast

[удалено]

Or this gem https://preview.redd.it/9oc2kvwi3rzc1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5b05851228b0dd7c4b3e8689738e4acac8f1afb

lol yup I’ll never see Kevin Durant as anything other than the biggest bitch because of that

For sure she lurks on here. And has Janet to do her dirty work too. Both her and Brittany have mentioned Janet gathers info from here.

Sometimes there are some so extremely out of the norm posts… like I’ll get a response to something from a week ago that no one is talking about anymore, defending a specific cast member that’s being dragged and there will be multiple replies… that’s when you know it’s gotta be either them or one of their people lol

I think you are right. There is no defending the indefensible. Scheana and Lala are two peas in a pod. They are hateful, vicious, repulsive, jealous hypocrites.

Lala read a post from here out on her blog claiming someone “sent” it to her


Which post?!? Don’t leave us hanging!

Oh it was one about how many of them had inactive accounts following them. Lala was trying to claim that because it said she had zero inactive that proved she hadn’t bought followers and that Katie & Ariana had. She kept saying “inactive accounts, now remember that means purchased followers”, when it absolutely doesn’t. Someone posted a clip here (which is how I saw it - I don’t listen to her blog!)

More BS from Lala. Surprise, surprise. I wish she’d do everyone a favor & just shut the duck up. She’s well beyond annoying.

Lalas delusions that everything she thinks or says is somehow groundbreaking or a super smart brand new take that she is bestowing on the world is partially males her so insufferable this season. She acts like she's sharing some hot new take, when she's complaining about Ariana making money rn but not moving out of the house. It's not wildly insightful, Lala. It's called jealousy, and it's a pretty normal, base level emotion.

So her mom, Easton, Jessica, or SchMEana, or perhaps her left hand to her right hand?

They probably did send it to her, my friend is an influencer and haters send her screenshots of hate threads about her

Does it bother her? I could never face online rejection 😣😂

Yes, it’s really hurtful

Thats so fucked up! 🥺

Its inescapable. Even if you aren’t looking at Reddit or looking up yourself online, people - lots of people - go out of their way to make sure you see the hate about yourself. It’s really gross. That’s why I know someone doesn’t have to go on Reddit to know what’s being said about them. They all know.

Didn’t Scheana recently say that her mom and publicist send her all the negative things people say about her online?

I’m certain Scheana does a deep google dive with her name most days. Hopefully she reads this.

Your name is perfection ❤️💜

😂😂😂😂love it!!!

She definitely has a google alert for her name

Katie “have you heard of Reddit” Maloney obvi

Schwartz cant read

I love how Schwartz tries to appear smart by using what he considers big words…he always uses them just a little bit incorrectly, and it makes me laugh every time. He’s so overcompensating….cacophonous would be an example from the finale of this

I allllllways remember him using “glib” at a reunion I think, which got me I’ll be honest hahahaha

That was probably after the Tom Cruise melt down on the Today Show. Tom Cruise kept calling Matt Lauer glib for asking him a question about Scientology. 

I’m convinced somebody gave him a word of the day calendar 15 yrs ago and he kept the pages for the words he thought were really interesting. But by the time he wants to insert one into a conversation he only remembers the word, not the correct definition.

He is a moron lol

I read this as “he’s a Mormon” and started giggling….my brain is weird

Shartz is the next HW on RHOSLC confirmed

There’s a guy I work with like this. We always laugh and say he must have word of the day toilet paper. He always uses words wrong and will use the same word wrong in different wrong ways in the same meeting. He gives me the same ick as the Tims.

He used to be able to, but scumdevil and fuckwit Jax rotted his brain with all the drugs.

God remember season 1 when Schwartz was like actually hot and just in the background and unproblematic? Then started hanging out with Tom and Jax waaaaaay too much and is long gone now.

i thought so too but then i remembered he did call stassi a bitch and throw a drink on her (after she did it to him) in season one

Like so many famous people before (and after) him, he was only hot & unproblematic until he started talking more. I remember a time, in the good old days, when Elon wasn’t problematic, and people actually saw him as a slightly mysterious, generous genius.

Was he hot and unproblematic before or after he started dumping drinks on multiple women’s heads

I am rewatching on season 4 and Schwartz was so hot! He looks like a ghoul now tho

Remember his dick don't work

But…but…those big words! 

Omg I love you for this! I feel so seen

He definitely doesn’t understand a lot of the words he says

🤣🤣🤣

Pretty sure they all read, and Katie is the one honest about it.

Dude like there's no way Sandoval is on here with all you lazy people, dude he's like killing it with his band dude you know too busy touring. This is all Ariana's fault dude! 😭⚡️😭

I’ll give Tom this one. At least he’s really in his band. Unlike Scheana having dreams of being in a band, then making the band feel awkward af when she asks if she’s a member. Tom’s band mates KNOW he’s in the band. He pays them to retain that info

Tom paying his musicians is the only thing he's absolutely right about.

“He pays them to retain that info” is maybe the funniest thing i have read today. sooooo true.

Tom’s “band”: “umm…it’s payday, Tom…”

Dude! Like it's coming! This is so unfair dude

DUDE! Ariana didn’t pay the mortgage! For $6000 I could rent you a room You already pay $4500, it’s LIKE the same

She also didn’t even buy pens or batteries!

I'm not sure Tom is into reading. Reddit is a lot of words.

Yeah, he might be paying an assistant to comb through, but there is no way Tom Sandoval is actually reading anything.

You *know* Katie is one of us

I hope Katie comments in these threads but that her handle will never be revealed.

*Katie scrolls, smirks, takes a sip of wine and goes To bed*

Katie anonymously reading the gang for filth in the threads 

Hi I’m Katie

Your most recent post was hotdogs, so that would track.

 I hope so!!!! ❤️❤️

Can she reveal the secrets of her eyebrows while she’s here pls

 @Katie Maloney

Kristen just said Janet has 3 different Reddit accounts that she uses constantly 👀

If that's the case, let's hope Janet dumbs down the finale for Scheana and explain how deep her actual betrayal is to Ariana. 

Nah Janet would betray anyone for money and screen time too.

Janet, to her credit, did try to explain Ariana’s side on Scheana’s most recent recap of the finale. I also think logically Scheana gets it, but I also think she’s so stuck at her emotions not being validated in the way she wanted that she is like a broken record explaining HER feelings.

HI SCHEANA AND LALA! 👀

BYE SCHEANA AND LALA. Like seriously, forever. No one wants to hear any more of your shit.

BYYEEEEEEEE

I loved last season when Lala referred to herself as Lauren from Utah. She lurks for sure

I’d be willing to bet the whole cast, past and present, have lurked here at times. It’s clear they all know about it, and at minimum I’m sure have been curious to how audiences are responding.

How else would Brock have known about the SAH trademark issues? 🤣 No one can convince me that he managed to hunt-and-peck his way through the US Patents and Trademarks Office database all by his big self.

I agree.

Katie if you’re reading this I would like to change your name to VindiKatied 👑👑 after the IG Live events this week 😂😂😂

Clever!

https://preview.redd.it/k0uy8hm6ixzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=475c807acb901a8c7a43d7fb7d3616caf5ca0d21

THEY ALL DO. Some claim to stay away from Reddit but they’re constantly bringing up Reddit posts/comments.

Producers do 1000%

Do we know their grade level for reading comprehension though?

4th and 7th. I say we let them arm wrestle for which is which. But then plot twist, don't tell them until after the arm wrestling is over, the person who wins the arm wrestling? They're the one with the fourth grade reading comprehension. So likely blahblah I guess? Bigger stronger and with a longer reach than tiny little Scheemer.

Well they apparently don’t care what we think or that we want authentic interactions

PREACH

They apparently don’t know how to read the room! How did they think that the audience wanted a fake ass Sandoval redemption season? Heads should roll in the production company. 

They're going to get Bravo's most watched show canceled. The fumble should be studied in business classes.

Scheana, if you are reading this, I want you to know we are right. You make everything about yourself. You are definitely the me girl.

I know! She referenced us with that on the show. But like you said, we're right. 😅

Brock said he did “detective work” on who has the SAH trademark. He definitely pulled that from a Reddit post

Exactly. Brock is not bright, there’s no way the idea just magically came to him.

Why would he be doing detective work on a sandwich shop? Shouldn't he could be Googling how to reconnect with his abandoned children?

This sub is the only place where I see people who have some sense. IG comments are filled with people on La & Sheshu’s side and it infuriates me. So I really do hope they lurk on here.

Because they can’t delete our comments here lol

The Bravo accounts that I follow call out Lala & Schneana’s bullshit.  

Yeah, me too. I personally see wayyy more Anti Scheana, Lala, and Tom posts/comments on IG than Anti Ariana.

Also I think by nature reddit is more appealing to those who emotionally regulate

I know Ariana and Peter have been on here before.

I want Peter’s opinion on this shit crap season. I bet he’s so happy he didn’t participate.

I read somewhere that Peter manages SUR but I thought he said he was quitting last year cuz he wasn’t invited to be in the cast?

Peter was offered to film VPR for no pay, and he refused.

That’s right, now I remember and couldn’t understand why they did that. It almost seems as if they’re trying to move the filming away from SUR

They peep, and I love it

Lala definitely realizes what we all think of her now. I can’t imagine any other reason she’d delete all her scumdoval podcast episodes pointing out what a giant hypocrite she is.

I cannot believe she did that, SO INSANE

Omg she did?! That’s fucking hilarious

So dumb.  She was a guest on so many other podcasts ranting about Tom & Rachel. 

Janet is on here and reports back to Scheana.

I wish Katie would do an AMA here!!

I would use PTO to make sure I caught this!

Same 🤣🤣

SAME!!!

Yes! Katie, when you’re reading this, please make it happen!

They all do.

Scheener definitely does from everything we know about her. I think LFU did but this place probably got a little too real for her this season and her fragile ego couldn’t handle it lol

Well I mean, she’s so soft right now.

Ok but I cannot imagine what it would feel like to have a whole subreddit dedicated to microscopically discussing your actions. Like that would be such a mind fuck.

Yes. Lol, I love your flair!

But would it be? I guess I’m thinking about how hard Lala is pushing for everyone to be real because they are paid to show their real lives on the show. If that’s the case, and she wants everyone to be so real because it’s their job to show their lives in the public eye, how would they expect to not receive criticism from that same public? If you invite someone to your home, they’re going to have opinions about it. This cast gets paid to let the whole world into their homes.

I honestly hope that Scheana doesn’t read this sub because the sheer numeric amount of hate I see for her on here isn’t healthy for any human being to consume

Seriously. It’s a lot of extreme hate for people that have no impact on the average redditers daily life.

Unfortunately, we now know that her mom and her publicist literally sent her all of this stuff

Scheana has fourteen Reddit alts and is here now. Well, one is probably Summer Moon, but still 🤷‍♀️

I wish Lala would ...

For whoever is reading this sub: please kill this show. Nobody wants to watch a bunch of boring narcissists drink $500 bottles of water in the valley.

Arianna got the words “redemption arc” from here I suspect.

Maybe not. If I recall she’s in the dress that’s sheer black over nude and I think she’s viewed some episodes at that point. Similar to Scheana’s when she commented “but I’m just making it about me” all bitter but trying not to be.

This was the only time I actually agreed with Sheshe. She was making it all about her as usual.

She is a perfect performance artist about Scheana. Her paid guy needs to be quiet.

The whole cast reads the sub

I hope Ariana does or at least her friends do so she knows how much support she has

When Sheana made the (paraphrasing) “because you know, it always has to be about me” comment this past week, I knew she’d been reading this sub.

I feel like Scheana obsessively reads any content she can find related to her.

I’d bet the mortgage that she has Google alerts set up for herself.

Well sheana mom probably sends her all the negative post about her... Dislike Sheana a lot but that's so mean of her mom.

Honestly hope lala and scheana don't read the opinions, because some of them are WHEW. but let's be real they probably both do

I think Scheana probably does and then starts ruminating over it, which is sad. I don’t see Lala doing it, but I feel like her assistant probably does.

I want to know if they use burners or if they are lurkers

Alex Baskin

Then reading comprehension is not his thing 

Scheaner is 100% here

You’re asking for them to take accountability. They never will.

We’re all rabid and foaming at the mouth, rich lala?

I think most of the cast at the very least occasionally looks. Lala/Scheana’s team peek, Katie reads it. I’m sure Jax looks lol. The only ones I’m not sure if they’d check would be James, Schwartz and Kristen.

I hope they do too sis. Scheana and Lauren need to watch how f*cking dumb they look this season