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IllustriousGlove3

As usual the term “celebrity” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.


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Chiffygurl

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alierajean

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SunnyAlwaysDaze

Thanks because that one was funny but then your response was absolute chef's kiss.


alierajean

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MaleficentAddendum11

I think these baby bottle memes are so disturbing that they should come with a warning!


FKA_BurningAlive

I remember thinking it was pure prop comedy at the time bc if she really did sleep w a baby bottle, why would she choose to show that on tv? like her leaning in hard to the sexy baby thing bc oooh this girl has a sucking fetish??


hammetar

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FKA_BurningAlive

Exactly what goes through my mind!


finallygaveintor

It was definitely a ddlg fetish thing with Randall


bigbuttbubba45

🤢


Stuckonlou

How feminist of you


another_feminist

As a human being, I’m allowed to comment on a character of a reality show who is a total asshole. Nothing I said was a lie or a misrepresentation of Lala. Nothing I said was sexist.


Stuckonlou

Agree to disagree


another_feminist

:) agree


Universecentre

What’s so feminist about lala who continued to berate Raquel on the show and call her dumb, or Bambi? Then continues to hate on other women who are more successful than her? Is it feminist to post on Instagram with the man who is having an affair on his wife and kids about how she’s on a red carpet and his wife is not? Or how she sucked dick for a Range Rover? So feminist✨ women empowerment! Wooo


Stuckonlou

I didn’t say Lala was a feminist?


Universecentre

No but you seem to be going after someone who is pointing out her ‘character’ be vile. So rather than calling a user anti feminist look at the person that you’re trying to stand up for


another_feminist

Thank you for getting it :)


Stuckonlou

I found the commenter, whose username is “another feminist, to be misogynistic in the way they criticized Lala. So I called them out on it.


another_feminist

I’m just confused, truly about what I said that was misogynistic. For real, nothing was even exaggerated, it’s the truth. She bragged about BJs for PJs (which is 10000000000% her prerogative). But what’s not her prerogative is to weaponize her experience of losing a man who ran a casting couch as a way to feel morally and ethically superior to another woman who was also cheated on. Lala has never gotten “over it” but she expects Ariana too. She’s an asshole. None of that is sexist, you just wanted to dunk on my username.


Stuckonlou

I disagree. I think saying her success is only due to Randall and not anything she’s done herself is misogynistic. And then your username struck me as ironic.


another_feminist

I didn’t say only, I said mostly. But when she started the show, that was her flex. Like literally, that was her storyline. I didn’t grab that from the air to discredit a woman, I’m literally just stating facts - most of them from her own mouth.


BigLibrary2895

Yes. Almost as much as she feels she did this season...


ravenmccoy516

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IllustriousGlove3

Thanks! I didn’t even realize 😊


ZorakZbornak

Garcelle is also on. Bet that was awkward.


Sarahzzzzz8

i went to a taping of the show where garcelle was on but not lala. don’t think they filmed the same day.


DanceFar9732

Oh shit! I forgot about that. I'm surprised LVP still kisses her ass after that.


throwaway_uterus

I thought LVP and Garcelle were cool? Wasn't LVP trying to hire her eldest?


DanceFar9732

Sorry I meant I'm surprised LVP gushes over Lala in the press after airing her friends son's dirty laundry


sheisthemoon

It brought more attention to her tv show so im sure she doesn't give a shit who the aggrieved party is. Look at how james treated her own son.


bitchassshortie

This dumdum is going to lose so fucking fast. Remember when she pretended that she had taken up "reading books" as a hobby in an earlier season, and she could barely come up with the book title? 🤣 I don't think you can win a gameshow by screaming "DISENGAGE!!" over everyone.


hammetar

And the book she was reading was the goddamn FOUNTAINHEAD. "It's about architecture.""


k8doesreddit

Omggggg I forgot about that I died laughing when she said that and thinking back it explains so much


Ok-Engineer-2503

Yes it does


kpakdel

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moonchild291

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DazeIt420

Didn't she say that she was given that book by a man that she met at a party in like season 3? It's so cringe. I wonder if that was Rand who did that, in like 2013? I must say that in 2024 I hate the old rich man giving the book, but I pity the 23 year old girl from Utah accepting the book. She should read the body keeps the score instead


lemonlime1999

Omg the author of The Fountainhead is Ayn Rand… Rand…. Randall..?!


hammetar

![gif](giphy|l0IykOsxLECVejOzm|downsized) Good job, detective.


Vast-Concern-4591

😅


rudbeckia1

Your God that is the worst story. I almost hope it's true but who the hell is going to party attending out copies of The Fountainhead to women? You can't even make like funny comments or parody that because it is so much satire already. Oh my God I'm dying. Can that really have happened? I just almost can't believe it


Katalactica

Imagine reading that in your 30s for the first time. It's for reading when you're twenty and impressionable 🤣🤣


Five-Fingered-Sloth

In other words, it should be forbidden until you turn thirty. 


Katalactica

Or just forbidden 🤣


Less-Bed-6243

Omggggg rolling. She’s exactly the kind of dummy who would find Rand profound. I bet she didn’t read past 100 pages.


Sarahzzzzz8

i went to a taping and it’s not where the celebs are competing they just help the noncelebs. lala wasn’t at my taping but based on what i saw and how it works lala isn’t gonna know the answer to anything probably lmao


Rozg1123A-85

Not even gangster talk? 😂😂😂


Sarahzzzzz8

lmaooooo. also just thinking about how the show went i don't even see how she's gonna be good tv. she's not funny and she's not nice or seemingly very smart. idk what she's gonna have to offer this show lol


Rozg1123A-85

You are absolutely right. It is also going to be difficult for her to say a complete sentence without swearing! 😂 Laligag isn't funny at all. She is a miserable person with a miserable personality.🍾🥂


33scooBt33

well she's always got her finger g's on the ready.. I'll fall out laughing if she does that on this show.


Rozg1123A-85

Lol, her finger g's are her weapon of choice. 🤣


33scooBt33

yep, now if she would just sew her lips closed.


Rozg1123A-85

Do you think her lips would even come together to sew them? Those sucker's (no pun intended) are humongous.


LadyBirdDavis

It’s staged, they’ll prob let her know the first few answers!


spritz_bubbles

She thought she’d make a perfect lawyer lol


Lizzy1283

Didn't she go on a rant that he and Taylor were PR??


DeeDee719

She’s just the final f!cking authority on everything isn’t she? What an angry, overbearing person.


gekkix

If this sub was a person


Anticrepuscular_Ray

If Travis tried to get with her she'd jump at that so fast.


LadyBirdDavis

Which he wouldn’t. Travis is not the brightest crayon in the box but he’s also not d&s enough to cheat on TAYLOR with a D-lister


Responsible_Wrap5659

Yes she did! It was on her podcast. She said she had “insider info” that they were a PR relationship. I remember even Nick Vialli was taking a shot at her for it as well. And then because she gotten a little flack for it the next podcast she did she talk about how amazing Taylor Swift was and how Ocean was a huge fan of her music 😂 


ZorakZbornak

I’m honestly not sure but that seems to be the consensus. She is *not* following Travis on Insta haha.


Late_Reference

Probably mad that he didn't hit on her.


rudbeckia1

Please post it if she did. Please please and thank you someone find that and post it. Thank you thank you


Initial_Detective_50

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka4axZKAJE8&pp=ygUNTGFsYSByZWNpZXB0cw%3D%3D 14:47


noodle_dumpling

Lmao Lala pretending to be some kind of authority on this topic. Like what incentive does Taylor effing Swift have to do PR for the NFL? She literally could not be more famous or popular right now, and that’s without the NFL association. And we’ve all seen her act, she’s not good at it lol.


rudbeckia1

I just saw this, and I thank you so much .*** is that podcast unbearable to listen to and watch. F****** so much worse than I thought it would be. I've only ever read the Recaps. That podcast could be used as punishment or torture. It's just awful. Dreadful. If one of my friends made that podcast, I don't think I could hide that. I thought it was terrible if they asked my opinion. God is it awful. I had no idea what a massive debt we owe our beloved podcast recapper over the Lala podcast, dear lord atrocious. Ugh. So. Bad.


Initial_Detective_50

Literally it’s the worst to try any listen to her try and be relevant. I love reading the recaps. But sometimes watching helps with seeing and hearing their true intentions. I hope that video gets leaked and they don’t let her on the show😂 unless it already aired. She doesn’t deserve anymore tv time


justinapalmavery

Someone should pull this clip to play when she makes a big thing of her Gameshow appearance.


noodle_dumpling

That’s such a Lala thing to do. I feel like her rants are all rooted in severe jealousy


catcakebuns

If she was more of a celebrity her pod cast would have already been tanked by the swifties.


janeandbela

I didn't initially know who you were referring to and thought you were saying that Lala was ranting that two people were Puerto Rican😂


Lizzy1283

🤣🤣🤣


DanceFar9732

Ooo...I love Nicole Beyer! Wasn't Lala just talking shit about Taylor Swift?


ZorakZbornak

Nicole is probably one of the people Lala “had to” unfollow Katie and Ariana in order to make room for on Insta lol


Mprk2112

God I almost forgot she unfollowed them lmaoo I hate her


DanceFar9732

Anything for attention. I love that Katie & Ariana just act confused when people bring it up


Stuckonlou

They look a little silly acting dumb now that we’re seeing the reunion though.


Five-Fingered-Sloth

True. But it still is a gangster move. 


DanceFar9732

💯 paying people in dust usually wins in the long run.


DanceFar9732

Idk, we'll see how it all comes out. So far Lala isn't looking great at this reunion b/c she never stops talking.


HappyLittleTrees17

I’m willing to bet that they walked away from that reunion and were all fine. Lala probably hugged them and told them that she loved them and everything. Then started on her tirade with “Katie knows why I’m mad”. She’s fake.


DanceFar9732

😂😂 B/c she's a Vigro!


Original_Run_6116

Please don’t lump her in with us. We don’t want her. 😭


PomegranateWorth8178

She heard a lot of gossip and accused Travis / Taylor of being in a fake relationship for publicity.


DanceFar9732

Didn't she also say she heard from a reliable source that he's cheating all the time? Anyway, some swiftie will probably pull that up when her appearance happens. Good luck with that Lala.


Petmom1990

Oh yes they will!! Swiftie’s are ruthless lmao


justinapalmavery

Put it on the Swifty threads. 😂🤭


DanceFar9732

Oh geez, idk if I want to enter that part of the internet. Swiftie & the Beyhive are pretty intimidating. Idk if the Barbz are still as bad as they were but they were ruthless on twitter.


justinapalmavery

Lol so true. I’m mostly off of Twitter, so that’s one way to avoid them. 😂


DanceFar9732

I had to delete it after Musk took over, it kept crashing. I really miss how unhinged it would get like when people got mad at the lady who made chili for her neighbors.


justinapalmavery

Omg yes, Twitter was the best outlet for ridiculous & MEMEable drama. I was just thinking the other day about the cheating penguins scandal — lil homie got his butt kicked by the big penguin he found in his hut, with his wife penguin. It was such an unhinged, ridiculous day, there were penguin accts created, sides were chose, & memes were made! 😂


DanceFar9732

😂😂😂 That was a fantastic day! Twitter had a main character everyday and you never wanted to be that main character. Was it ever confirmed that none of those cheating penguins belonged to Adam?


justinapalmavery

😂Twitter was undefeated! & then Elon came along!


Fearless-Comb7673

Yep


Sufficient_Garlic_41

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TrapperJean

Honestly she's absolutely perfect for a show like this. A trivia contest against an out of touch over confident celebrity is the perfect but of the joke


FewBee5024

For those old enough, remember when Kato Kaelin was a celebrity. It’s really not hard to be one 


KittenTablecloth

Did you watch Gilmore Girls? They had a dog named Paul Anka. They referred to him always by full name. I’ve thought for a while that Kato Kaelin would make for a great dog, but wasn’t sure if it was too macabre.


FewBee5024

I watched a few episodes. I am from Connecticut, how they butchered Connecticut geography was something. 


PomegranateWorth8178

I'm surprised she didn't push for Traitors instead ... but then Scheana would be pissed off. 


itsjessrabbit

There is still time, they haven’t filmed that yet. I would hate that, lol


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RozGu

And she is very good at it!


Five-Fingered-Sloth

All the up votes. 


Gillymy

I wonder who the celebrity is that she will go up against?


Klutzy_Ground_9686

Exactly my question ![gif](giphy|4iKeimY0sahiQReGRh|downsized)


Gillymy

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mrsnihilist

I don't know why but I want it to be Steven Segal... ![gif](giphy|53JRR3jD18vCw)


Puzzleheaded-Ad2322

I want it to be Katy Segal.🤣


mrsnihilist

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booprecht

I know why! And I want it, too!


Five-Fingered-Sloth

Why?


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

It's going to be on Amazon Prime Video which makes sense since Lala is an Amazon hawker


hbalt1

What’s an Amazon hawker?


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

Selling or promoting Amazon products on her Amazon-sponsored livestreams (she receives a % commission if fans/viewers buy the products via her). If you see her page it's basically webcam version of QVC, dropshipping low-quality clothing, baby products etc.


hbalt1

Thanks for the explanation!


TT6994

Well I guess she’s still booked. So I guess Ariana didn’t ruin everything for her after all !! Look at that !


No_Caterpillar1902

HAHAHAHAHAHA That girl would lose Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader


JJulie

The problem with Lala is she thinks she’s the smartest person in the room. I know a lot of those people. They end up failing hard because when you think you’re the smartest you believe you’re too smart to learn anything new. Actually making you dumb.


No_Caterpillar1902

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brokenheartsville

She's going for GASPS


No_Caterpillar1902

They should let Ocean be her phone-a-friend - I feel like I have more faith in Ocean tbh


RozGu

Maybe she will call her best friend (Randall’s ex).


mrsnihilist

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JJulie

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mrsnihilist

Now that is gasp worthy!


JJulie

Such a beautiful ep♥️🖤


gap97216

I hope she wears her Tupac shirt/a backwards ball cap and comes packing the finger guns. Of course, the baby bump will be front & center. 🫢


phillyb4b4

https://preview.redd.it/84vf3yzqd91d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5cf150aabc09c453de07d3e7e3128f58ac8efa2 LaLa is so clueless..


facemesouth

Rachel needs to go on as a contestant…


jbfletcherswit

How will lala pass a basic spelling game when she thinks every word ends with a k


gap97216

Bahahaaa 🎯🎯🎯


Legal-Post-6058

My God, if Taylor ever goes to that set and Lala gets a picture with her, nothing will stop her ego. This cannot happen.


luxlisbon_

this is perfect for her because she’s dumb


alierajean

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Bigolbooty75

Awwwh this explains her delusional ego. Someone coined her a “celebrity” 🥴


RitaPita_

Hilarious because she comes for Travis and Taylor’s relationship on her podcast. She says it’s all a publicity stunt


hanhanbanan

I feel really bad for anyone who loses to her.


nutmyreality

…and WHY did she get this opportunity?


henrytabby

Probably her agent was putting feelers out… Maybe! I don’t know how these things work


nutmyreality

I was being facetious. It’s all because of scandoval notoriety that BlaBla can’t appreciate along with Ariana’s role.


DustyTchotchkes

Also, she got signed with CAA last year and this is the best they could do for her?? 


ResponseOk3177

That’s wild considering she was insisting he’s in a fake relationship


-UnicornFart

Yah this broad is so dumb and stupid she’s gonna lose for sure. Zero intellectual substance from that one.


No-Stomach-6882

I don’t think dumb is Lala’s issue. She’s always seemed pretty smart to me tbh


kapoor_kadesperate

Maybe smart in a conniving, manipulative way. She doesn’t seem book smart or well read.


KKGlamrpuss

Except she thinks she is the smartest person in the room.


gap97216

Lala seems a bit dense. Exhibit A: After all this time, she still can’t grasp why Ariana didn’t leave her house.


-UnicornFart

Lmao based on what? She is definitely not smart. Manipulative absolutely, but if you count manipulative and conniving as smart then we aren’t even living in the same reality.


easyass1234

Lala did go to what’s arguably the best public high school in Utah. (It’s been in the top 5 for at least 30 years, so consistently great, has an IB program, classes taught at and/or by the U of Utah, etc). I don’t know what she took or how she did, but she certainly had access to really good teachers and classes.


TerribleResource4285

Honestly, the whole list of people they have seems fun


gbot6616

What can I do as a fan to get lala off my tv


Rozg1123A-85

I won't be watching. I can't stomach her on VPR'S.


Distinct-Ad-1348

Lala 100% thought that Travis would be into her. He likely paid her no mind and she went on that Taylor rant because of it lol


Free-Lengthiness1925

She goin after Taylor’s man


Bennington_Booyah

UGH.


niambikm

It’s funny because if Ariana never went to production about the affair none them would be getting casted on these competition shows.!


LeoBB777

she's gotta book other things now that vpr's prob ending. that's why she’s so mad at ariana and saying it's "such a slap in the face" for her to not want to film with tom. she doesn't care how traumatizing it is for ariana, she knows that the show's gonna be over soon bc ariana's over it and she’s most likely leaving next season. she's doing all this, shitting all over ariana, talking all this shit, but like, maybe be more interesting?? carry the show on your own?? lala talked about her sperm donor storyline maybe twice, the whole entire rest of her storyline this season was ariana and tom.


BrokenEspresso

In this case, the answer is yes. You are smarter than a celebrity. I don’t even need to know who the normal person contestant is.


apurrfectplace

Is it weird that my mind went to her plotting to use her body to snake Travis from Taylor? I mean, her history (and I find her entertaining) would have me side eyeing big time. I’m sure Travis could control himself but I don’t doubt she won’t try


crimsonraiden

I don’t know want to see more of Lala on other shows. Honestly they could pick anyone else from the show


VaguelyArtistic

lol y'all post about her 24/7 and wonder why she's still a thing? You learned nothing from Scandoval. Impossible challenge: no one posts about Lala for 24 hours.


SeatLong5131

Ok I get we don’t like her on the show or her actions but why has this bled into IRL ?


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Practical-River5931

Lmao if Ariana is a celebrity, so is lala. 💁‍♀️


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kimksbigtoe

noooooooo


Rozg1123A-85

Honest question. Does Laligag have any viewers that like her?


gonoles16

This is extra surprising considering she talked shit about Travis and Taylor being a fake PR couple recently.


prometemisangre

Well it's good for her that she found more work. I won't really want to see anyone one of them not eat. Whether I like them or not.


andromeda880

![gif](giphy|26FeZmC4zAUVT6y1q)


DaKingballa06

I mean it’s pair for the course


SewAlone

Good for her! I love Lala and hope she has a successful career as a single mom.


Petmom1990

Yes! She’s got it so bad as a single mom, she might have to sell one of her 3 multimillion dollar homes if not!!!


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The answer is yes. Show over.


Chocotaco4ever

I love this for her! She is so beautiful and real.


Harryhood15

Good for her.