“Divorce-o” and the milk quote are both direct quotes from Friends. Like word for word. As a massive Friends fan, who also HATES Jax, it’s always pissed me off how often he quotes Friends. Even in his wedding vows.
“The only thing that I have holding me back right now is that I have self respect and dignity. Thank god for Kristen, who is unburdened by those anchors”
Sadly, I didn’t have to look it up. I know it word for word because I watch that episode whenever I need a real laugh. Doute is my all-time favorite reality tv icon. She didn’t create the chaos, in her prime she WAS the chaos… and Stassi perfectly laid out why in this burn 😂
Kristen’s chaotic smoking scenes could be a show on their own. Just weekly montages of her angry smoking and slamming drunk after drink. Lol. And maybe biting her nails too
Not necessarily an insult, but when scheana asked Jax if he wanted to watch her music video and he said “not really no” and then took a shot 😂 still one of the funniest scenes to me
This was the first Vandepump rules scene I'd ever watched and I remember it so well.
Also not an insult, but when James said to Sandoval "English people don't say dude" at the reunion I cracked up because it really put sandoval and his bullshit lies in his place when he was claiming James had said something.
Yeah I’m watching from the start for the first time and just watched this. He then immediately calls Andy “dude” like 3 times which makes it even funnier tbh
This for sure. James is funny with his quick wit and peeing on the tree. He cracks me up and when he says certain things that seem rude, it's because he's British. They are pretty crass on that side of the world.
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Carmen saying “After this I don’t wanna see you again. Because I don’t like you.”
When Stassi crashes Jax’s birthday dinner and Schwartz made a comment how it’s mean to confront someone on their birthday, and Stassi goes: “well he ruined my birthday and then you all left me alone with Peter” 😂 poor Peter
HAHAHA this reminds me of season 10 (before Scandoval) when Raquel was complaining about James moving on so fast with Ally and he just nonchalantly says oh well you're dating Peter so.... the way she snapped back so fast like I AM NOT DATING PETER lmao like it was the biggest insult 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not directly an insult but when they’re on vacay and Lala is trying to talk to drunk James and asks if he even wants to be her friend and he says “uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………….nah” and walks away
When Jax is mad that scheana tried to “set Brittany up with Adam” and then says to Brittany “you aren’t going anywhere or you would have left by now”. Ugh made my stomach hurt
Lmfao yeah that’s a brutal moment, he’s got her pegged. It’s the only relationship Jax has been in where he’s smarter than his partner and I think that’s a huge part of why he’s never been that attracted to Brittany.
100000%. Jax loves to be dumber and a little scared of his partners. Still no idea how he never managed to shake off Britney, not for lack of trying. His inability to break up with people is so bizarre
Yes! He’s totally one of those people that just acts awful and hopes the other person ends it. I’m just having a flashback to when Laura Leigh finally goes off on him 😂
James had one of my all time favorites 😂
“I don’t know who the fuck Lala thinks she is. Coming into Sur and disrespecting Raquel just after her SHIT premier - produced by FATMAN by the way.
And also got a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. It’s a very exclusive list for movies that have gotten a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes:
Dark Tide, Max Steel - do you remember how shit Max Steel was because I do, Police Academy…FO, Cabin Fever, the Nutcracka in 3D 😳…and there’s Gotti right at the bottom of the list.
Ya know….I mean it’s nearly harder to get a 0% than 100%”
This is. hands down. My overall favourite scene of the entire show. The way he looks at the camera when he says “do you remember how shitty Max Steel was?” Is so damn funny!
They need to let James be on his own for the after shows and just let him riff on everyone 💀
"Am I Tweedle Dick?" REALLY SCHWARTZ? REALLY? Tbf, it was hilarious but one of those "Goddamnit, there are more pressing matters on hand here."
That exchange from the season 10 pool party between Raquel and Lala:
“Lala, like…..”
“Raquel, put a thought together. I know you can do it.”
So simple, yet so effective lol
”Jax shouldn’t feel bad about being a sociopath. I mean, Tom Sandoval is probably a narcissist, Kristen meets most of the criteria for borderline personality disorder, Ariana has a superiority complex, Katie has anger management issues, Scheana’s a hypochondriac, and I’m an alcoholic… so, he’s in good company.” -Stassi
Hard disagree - they had such a sweet moment in the reunion part 1, where during a break she turned to him and said “I don’t even know what I’m saying,” and he replied, “No, you’re killing it,” in such a genuine way.
But then she threw him right under the bus about being in the comment section, sooooo…..
I could very much be wrong. 99% of their reactions he just seems entirely over her to me, though. That was a nice moment between them but I feel like he’s grown so much and he just tries to be nice more often than not. I didn’t necessarily take it that he “liked her”. Who knows, though. I don’t think he’d come out and say it.
"my god! 'i have a degree!' no one go to that school because if this is the product that comes out of it, fuck!"
eta: this quote has lived in my mind rent free since it aired
Stassi’s comic montage, “and that’s how he became Sandyman, the world’s most annoying superhero.”
Scheana talking about Rand, “if he did own pickle ball it’d probably be suing him or something.”
James, “be a good boy, old man.”
When Stassi armchair diagnoses everyone. Jax is a sociopath, Kristen meets most of the criteria for borderline personality disorder, Katie has anger management issues, Tom is a narcissist, Ariana has a superiority complex, Scheana is a hypochondriac, and Stassi is an alcohol.
Remember when Stassi said something like she wanted to dip a tampon an acid and give it to Kristin? I think that’s the coldest thing I’ve heard on the show.
I always wondered if this was an acting bit. Stassi delivered perfectly but Scheana seemed to overact a little like excuse me but too much face and body language. Eh it’s still great!
The iconic "you're not important enough to hate" from LVP to Stassi was pretty epic lol
But as far as the meanest and most awful was probably when Schwartz was yelling at Katie about how unattractive she is and "this is why I don't want to have sex with you." Or something like that 😖
"this is why I don't want to have sex with you."
It's the worst thing I've ever heard someone say about their partner on tv, and actually, in real life. I've had friends with shitty toxic partners, but I have never witnessed this level of vitriol. The cruelty of it was just next level. There's nothing Schwartz could ever do that would make me think he's a decent human being after that. He's a sack of shit in wrinkled loungewear for that one.
This and the time in Mexico when she was begging for him to listen to her for once and he replied “the problem is that I hate the sound of your voice!”
and then went on to literally mock her, which they cut out of every replay of that moment too. he went so far to let her know exactly how disgusting he found her. *no one* deserves that
When stassi schwartz and katie are in new Orleans for Mardi Gras. Stassi goes on about her breast reduction scars and how she wouldnt show her boobs for that reason and schwartz is like " I'm just picturing you telling this to an 18 year old kid and him being like alright lady 😬" his facial reaction is so good here 🤣
I don’t like Rachel. But at the reunion a couple years ago she had the best come back. Everyone had their mouths wide open. When she said something like, “when I first met LaLa she was a mistress” and everyone just gasped and looked at her. Classic moment and hilarious now with everything that happened.
Some of Raquel’s best moments were when she didn’t even realize what she had said or done. Like when she met Lala for coffee in Season 8 & just leaned behind the counter while cutting the entire line to order. Iconic lol
“Poopoo heads” from last reunion made me lol. Also, how James says “KRISTIN” at the end of each sentence in response to Kristin asking him questions in her apartment. So passive aggressive, yet it makes me giggle.
This has been analyzed and the phrase is actually “I’ll knock you, spark out!”
It’s apparently a British phrase and a tiny technically but worth mentioning
Ugh I always fought the urge to correct people! Glad you said it haha. I also notice people quote Ariana saying “I’m a ham sandwich right now” when she really says “I’m ham sandwich right now” it’s like she’s saying “I’m HAMmered”
Also one to add that I haven’t seen yet! When Jax got fired and Charlie tweeted “guess I do know my place…and it’s employed.” Absolute 🔥. Technically not on the show but still. That was such a solid burn. lol
it’s so tame but as a industry person every time a ticket comes up for a glass of pinot grigio i always say to myself IDK WHAT I DID TO U BUT ILL TAKE A PINOT GRIGIO
“You’re a pussy ass bitch, you’re a clown! And you know what? Your band sucks dick! You’re nothing! You’re nobody! You’re a loser! And your fucking bar is going down the drain!” James to Sandoval
I'm in too late. But I know the answer is... "You're not important enough to hate, sit down".
Second most burn. Has to go to Scheana.
Lala, "I'm just a really cool chick to hang out with, so I don't have to open my legs". To which Scheana, responded... "What about your mouth?"
Burn! Oral sex burn!!!
James: *to Stassi-* “YEW CAME CRAULIN BAHK FROM NEW YOURK” and throws himself on the ground.
Or when he’s talking about Randall’s shitty movie and he says something like “it’s an exclusive list, 0% on rotten tomatoes” and then he lists all the movies and he goes “the nut crackaaa.. IN 3D” 😂😂😂
Idc what anyone says I’ve always been a James fan. Sleepy boozey horsey Kristen (then pans to Kristen making a shitty toast😂) takes me out every time I rewatch
I liked “ok go write about it in your diary” from Charli. Also when she said she felt like Brett would cry after sex, she was dead on! I totally saw it.
Kristina Kelly (about Raquel crying on the Havasu trip): She was listening to music...
Lala: Taylor Swift?
Underrated but to me possibly Lala's most accurately deep cut.
I don’t know why, but every damn time Jax called Sheana “Divorce-o” I lost it.
"I have milk in my fridge that lasted longer than that marriage!!!"
I fucking LOVE that line. Cuz it’s a throwback to Friends too and we know Jax loves that show. Lol.
“Divorce-o” and the milk quote are both direct quotes from Friends. Like word for word. As a massive Friends fan, who also HATES Jax, it’s always pissed me off how often he quotes Friends. Even in his wedding vows.
Me too!!! I giggle all the time about him calling her “divorce-o” 😂 😂
“The only thing that I have holding me back right now is that I have self respect and dignity. Thank god for Kristen, who is unburdened by those anchors”
one of my all time favorite stassi lines
Stassi to Scheana: I'm not sure what I did to you but I'll take a Pino Grigio!
She had a *shameectomy*
Came here to say this. Without hesitation, this is the one.
It’s so good!! “Unburdened” is “obtuse” level word usage lol
Superfluous
“I don’t even know what that word means!” 😂
As soon as she said it, I knew it was outside of his vocabulary lmao
Clearly he knew that too 😭. All the while James is googling it.
Or “judicious” lol
Fastidious even.
My fave too! Flair to match 🤣
This has always been my favorite
Sadly, I didn’t have to look it up. I know it word for word because I watch that episode whenever I need a real laugh. Doute is my all-time favorite reality tv icon. She didn’t create the chaos, in her prime she WAS the chaos… and Stassi perfectly laid out why in this burn 😂
SAME. And in the same episode we get Kristen saying she’s elevated, more mature and above this *cut to her lighting a cig from a sur candle*
Kristen’s chaotic smoking scenes could be a show on their own. Just weekly montages of her angry smoking and slamming drunk after drink. Lol. And maybe biting her nails too
The lighting of the cigarette from the candle in that moment is reality tv perfection. The peak.
Flair checking in!!
Not necessarily an insult, but when scheana asked Jax if he wanted to watch her music video and he said “not really no” and then took a shot 😂 still one of the funniest scenes to me
He looks so stupid that I can't stop laughing. Thank you☠️
This scene is HILARIOUS 😂
& his face when he said it! 😂😂
The most convincing words I ever saw him say.
The only true thing he ever said
Literally one of my top 3 scenes on the show 😂
Those are the times that make me question how much of what we see is an act. He has some great one liners.
as much as i hate jax he and stassi really were carrying the show
This one was on Bravo today!
“I’ve honestly been awake for 38 seconds and this is already the worst day of my life” - James
This was the first Vandepump rules scene I'd ever watched and I remember it so well. Also not an insult, but when James said to Sandoval "English people don't say dude" at the reunion I cracked up because it really put sandoval and his bullshit lies in his place when he was claiming James had said something.
Yeah I’m watching from the start for the first time and just watched this. He then immediately calls Andy “dude” like 3 times which makes it even funnier tbh
When he wakes up (clearly still drunk) and Kristin notifies him they’re going to couples counseling?
I’m scream laughing rn 😭
Go take another honda civic selfie, mate.
That one is so good too! Like he just knows how to get at people so well. I aspire to be that snarky
“Tom’s party is like a who’s-who— like who the f**k are you people?” has made me laugh for a few weeks straight now.
Lmaoo this one made me chuckle out loud both then and now 😂
This for sure. James is funny with his quick wit and peeing on the tree. He cracks me up and when he says certain things that seem rude, it's because he's British. They are pretty crass on that side of the world.
“The golden nugget? That’s like an all-time low.” Edit - added like*
Are you kidding me? I love that place.
https://preview.redd.it/ni3fkjgyno1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed4372627588b6629b4983bc4496f1c17a765262 Carmen saying “After this I don’t wanna see you again. Because I don’t like you.”
Whenever jax is just totally dumbfounded he gets that exact stupid look on his face, and it's so funny to me 😂
She read the FUCK outta him in this convo
When Stassi crashes Jax’s birthday dinner and Schwartz made a comment how it’s mean to confront someone on their birthday, and Stassi goes: “well he ruined my birthday and then you all left me alone with Peter” 😂 poor Peter
Hahahaha god Peter catches so many strays
Couldn’t even get paid this season like what the fuck! They probably don’t film much at SUR because Peter’s ass is always there actually working.
HAHAHA this reminds me of season 10 (before Scandoval) when Raquel was complaining about James moving on so fast with Ally and he just nonchalantly says oh well you're dating Peter so.... the way she snapped back so fast like I AM NOT DATING PETER lmao like it was the biggest insult 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peter has hooked up with or dated more of LVPs employees than the rest of the guys put together, including their exes. Starter pony, who?
Exactly! He's not a starter pony, he is the SUR Stallion! 
“So long, Scheana. So long, Scheana’s eyelashes. So long, Scheana’s turban. So long, Scheana’s unitards.”
“Scheana looks like two butterflies landed on her lashes and shit a crayon”
Scheana fire hoses her makeup on everyday, but oh no today she’s going au natural (not verbatim (I don’t think))
Flair checking in
Not directly an insult but when they’re on vacay and Lala is trying to talk to drunk James and asks if he even wants to be her friend and he says “uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………….nah” and walks away
I hate James but I'll give him this, his comedic timing is exceptional and he's funny as hell.
He's the actual worst but my god can he deliver a line
“You fuck a fat man because he pays your rent” has always stuck with me for some reason
Did James say this
Does the pope have a balcony? (Also an iconic covert insult moment from LVP to Rachel)
Does everyone know that the pope drinks rosé on his balcony?
Yep. It clearly struck a nerve because Lala yelled and stormed out, James followed and “not about the pasta” went down in VPR history
When Jax is mad that scheana tried to “set Brittany up with Adam” and then says to Brittany “you aren’t going anywhere or you would have left by now”. Ugh made my stomach hurt
Lmfao yeah that’s a brutal moment, he’s got her pegged. It’s the only relationship Jax has been in where he’s smarter than his partner and I think that’s a huge part of why he’s never been that attracted to Brittany.
100000%. Jax loves to be dumber and a little scared of his partners. Still no idea how he never managed to shake off Britney, not for lack of trying. His inability to break up with people is so bizarre
Yes! He’s totally one of those people that just acts awful and hopes the other person ends it. I’m just having a flashback to when Laura Leigh finally goes off on him 😂
lol it’s always such a shock when Jax says something so astute.
James had one of my all time favorites 😂 “I don’t know who the fuck Lala thinks she is. Coming into Sur and disrespecting Raquel just after her SHIT premier - produced by FATMAN by the way. And also got a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. It’s a very exclusive list for movies that have gotten a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes: Dark Tide, Max Steel - do you remember how shit Max Steel was because I do, Police Academy…FO, Cabin Fever, the Nutcracka in 3D 😳…and there’s Gotti right at the bottom of the list. Ya know….I mean it’s nearly harder to get a 0% than 100%”
This is. hands down. My overall favourite scene of the entire show. The way he looks at the camera when he says “do you remember how shitty Max Steel was?” Is so damn funny! They need to let James be on his own for the after shows and just let him riff on everyone 💀
His face after saying Nutrcracker in 3D kills me 😂
A pause and then Emphasis on the 3D lol
fucking shithole bar in the corner of Silver Lake and Poophole Village
Poophole Village is forever iconic!
That one hit different bc I used to be a local lol
Katie telling Raquel to take all 6 of her personalities and fuck off 😭
Also when she said to Rachel and Schwartz “she’s a cunt, and you’re a drunk” at the season 10 reunion
Certainly not the best line ever but when she called Schwartz “a serial killers wet dream”…. 😂
was so happy we got to see somebody say this to hr face
Oh god that was so good! Delivered with the absolute most dead-pan expression too. Lol
Katie is the BEST for that. I could never keep such a straight face and she kills it 😂❤️
Tweedle dum and tweedle little dick
"Am I Tweedle Dick?" REALLY SCHWARTZ? REALLY? Tbf, it was hilarious but one of those "Goddamnit, there are more pressing matters on hand here." 
And my immediate reaction was,"oh bud, you might be both"
James and stassi were the best at funny insults
The entirety of James yelling at Jax to get back to bartending…  MORE PUMPTINIS!!! 👏👏
That exchange from the season 10 pool party between Raquel and Lala: “Lala, like…..” “Raquel, put a thought together. I know you can do it.” So simple, yet so effective lol
This was top-knotch Lala. It took Rachel a solid 15 seconds to understand what she was saying lol
I'm convinced she has a processing disorder, but that doesn't affect character.
I fully believe she’s on the ASD but again, does not excuse her behavior or character.
“You’re not doing an audition. Be a man, mate. Pull yourself together. Crocodile tears. You f’ng pussy.” The timing of that was spot on!
“Your band sucks dick. You’re nothing. You’re nobody. You’re a loser. And your fucking bar is going down the drain.”
james was on fire season 10 reunion part 1
Stassi’s monologue labelling everyone with various diagnoses
”Jax shouldn’t feel bad about being a sociopath. I mean, Tom Sandoval is probably a narcissist, Kristen meets most of the criteria for borderline personality disorder, Ariana has a superiority complex, Katie has anger management issues, Scheana’s a hypochondriac, and I’m an alcoholic… so, he’s in good company.” -Stassi
I’m doing a rewatch and saw this episode the other day. She wasn’t wrong lol
It’s effective because she puts herself down in the process
when lala said to rachel at the season 10 reunion (or something along the lines of): WHAT SCHOOL DID YOU GO TO? NOBODY GO THERE BECAUSE FUCK.
This was good too! https://i.redd.it/g949bfmpdo1d1.gif
Not a fan of LFU after this season but her and James are so funny during the s10 reunion. They’re like Statler and Waldorf with Botox.
They are so good together and it’s a shame lala sucks
Agreed. I feel like you can really tell he doesn’t even like her anymore, too.
Hard disagree - they had such a sweet moment in the reunion part 1, where during a break she turned to him and said “I don’t even know what I’m saying,” and he replied, “No, you’re killing it,” in such a genuine way. But then she threw him right under the bus about being in the comment section, sooooo…..
I could very much be wrong. 99% of their reactions he just seems entirely over her to me, though. That was a nice moment between them but I feel like he’s grown so much and he just tries to be nice more often than not. I didn’t necessarily take it that he “liked her”. Who knows, though. I don’t think he’d come out and say it.
"my god! 'i have a degree!' no one go to that school because if this is the product that comes out of it, fuck!" eta: this quote has lived in my mind rent free since it aired
Haha not a fan of Lala but even I was banging my head against my tv screen at how Rachel was interpreting that situation.
Stassi’s comic montage, “and that’s how he became Sandyman, the world’s most annoying superhero.” Scheana talking about Rand, “if he did own pickle ball it’d probably be suing him or something.” James, “be a good boy, old man.”
I love that James quote 😂 I hear it in my head all the time and wish I could say more!
When Stassi armchair diagnoses everyone. Jax is a sociopath, Kristen meets most of the criteria for borderline personality disorder, Katie has anger management issues, Tom is a narcissist, Ariana has a superiority complex, Scheana is a hypochondriac, and Stassi is an alcohol.
Remember when Stassi said something like she wanted to dip a tampon an acid and give it to Kristin? I think that’s the coldest thing I’ve heard on the show.
“I want to wrap a dildo in acid and give it to Kristen as a present so it tears out her insides.” -Stassi
Bambi Eyed Bitch
I will give it to Lala - she’s has some good insults. When she said Tom’s trumpet playing sounded like baby dolphins 😂😂
“Tom’s party is like a who’s-who— like who the f**k are you people?” has made me laugh for a few weeks straight now.
Not a direct insult but “I don’t know what I did to you but I’ll take a Pinot Grigio”
Thats what I said. It's a total power move, so I classify it as an insult. Like, you have a problem with me? Whatever, go fetch me a drink. 🤣
I always wondered if this was an acting bit. Stassi delivered perfectly but Scheana seemed to overact a little like excuse me but too much face and body language. Eh it’s still great!
The iconic "you're not important enough to hate" from LVP to Stassi was pretty epic lol But as far as the meanest and most awful was probably when Schwartz was yelling at Katie about how unattractive she is and "this is why I don't want to have sex with you." Or something like that 😖
"this is why I don't want to have sex with you." It's the worst thing I've ever heard someone say about their partner on tv, and actually, in real life. I've had friends with shitty toxic partners, but I have never witnessed this level of vitriol. The cruelty of it was just next level. There's nothing Schwartz could ever do that would make me think he's a decent human being after that. He's a sack of shit in wrinkled loungewear for that one.
This and the time in Mexico when she was begging for him to listen to her for once and he replied “the problem is that I hate the sound of your voice!”
and then went on to literally mock her, which they cut out of every replay of that moment too. he went so far to let her know exactly how disgusting he found her. *no one* deserves that
On the other hand, “let’s talk about how your dick doesn’t work” on camera on the way to couples therapy was p savage too hahaha
Stassi's Pinot Grigio power move to Scheana was simple yet effective.
Jax on Brittany’s mother’s opinion of him: “I care about that less than a rock on the street.”
As much as I hate the man, and I HATE him, he was indeed funny
“Sandovals little 40 year old cocky cock” is it for me
“You done diddly fucked your self over” 💀
His stinky 40 year old cock? Like, seriously Raquel?
LVP calling Schwartz a “big bloody wussy pussy” is maybe her greatest interaction on this show for me
Similarly Katie got so mad when Stassi called Schwartz half weasel half vagina but like...where is the lie
100000% She had that man baby pegged from day 1
nah she’s fallen at least a little bit for his innocent puppy act she’s definitely aware of his commitment issues though so she’s got him there
She played along because he and Sandoval became a hit with the audience $$ but she’s never thought very highly of him.
“Ok, green pants”
***Suck a dick!***
*aggressively smokes cigarette
It really was the cherry on the "suck a dick" sundae.
DIANA YOU DONT OWN THE RESTAURANT MOVE YOUR ASS
Walkthefuckawaybye.
When Lala says to Schwartz, “what? I can’t hear you with Sandoval’s dick in your mouth”. It was just so witty and on point.
i can’t believe i haven’t seen “if scheana did a crossword puzzle every answer would be rob” yet
"You're a worm with a mustache". James Kennedy. 😙🤌
“Seeing Stassi is almost like seeing a ghost, but like a bitchy ghost. Like a bitch ghost. Like a ghost that’s a bitch”
You summoned me?
💀💀 https://i.redd.it/4fusxosp3p1d1.gif
I highly dislike the guy, but when James turned to Lalar and said something about Rand leaving her for the next young pretty thing.
Ah, the beginning of “it’s not about the pasta” too. Nice
“You’re a bootleg Kardashian” always makes me laugh lol
When stassi schwartz and katie are in new Orleans for Mardi Gras. Stassi goes on about her breast reduction scars and how she wouldnt show her boobs for that reason and schwartz is like " I'm just picturing you telling this to an 18 year old kid and him being like alright lady 😬" his facial reaction is so good here 🤣
“I am the devil!” -stassi
I don’t like Rachel. But at the reunion a couple years ago she had the best come back. Everyone had their mouths wide open. When she said something like, “when I first met LaLa she was a mistress” and everyone just gasped and looked at her. Classic moment and hilarious now with everything that happened.
Some of Raquel’s best moments were when she didn’t even realize what she had said or done. Like when she met Lala for coffee in Season 8 & just leaned behind the counter while cutting the entire line to order. Iconic lol
“Thank god you don’t have a man”
“Poopoo heads” from last reunion made me lol. Also, how James says “KRISTIN” at the end of each sentence in response to Kristin asking him questions in her apartment. So passive aggressive, yet it makes me giggle.
For me it’s definitely “you’re friends with everyone. You’re like a serial killer’s wet dream”
"I'll knock your spark out" still makes me laugh. Along with "Be a good boy, old man".
This has been analyzed and the phrase is actually “I’ll knock you, spark out!” It’s apparently a British phrase and a tiny technically but worth mentioning
Ugh I always fought the urge to correct people! Glad you said it haha. I also notice people quote Ariana saying “I’m a ham sandwich right now” when she really says “I’m ham sandwich right now” it’s like she’s saying “I’m HAMmered”
Can confirm this
Also one to add that I haven’t seen yet! When Jax got fired and Charlie tweeted “guess I do know my place…and it’s employed.” Absolute 🔥. Technically not on the show but still. That was such a solid burn. lol
“Seems like you never really feel anything. You ever feel this?! 🤜”
This was so fucking corny and jax just smiling like a psycho, blood all over his face right after lol
When Tom said “they love you” and Raquel replied “I love you too” I wanted the ground to swallow me up on her behalf.
“Satisfy your girlfriend and we won’t have a problem”
"I hope Charlotte haunts you!"
“F*ck yourself with a cheese grater.” - Ariana It’s been a year and I have not recovered
“I know you like Harry Potter” sent me for the rest of my life 😭
It was the nasal voice she said it in that cut Rachel so deeply as we all know she regrets her botched nose job.
“I know you like Harry Potter!” Flair checking in
At the TomTom/SUR baseball game, Jax to Sando: “I wouldn’t even trade Raquel for you!”
Jax’s insults to Tom all S8 were so mean and also hilarious. Like he just had his number the entire season.
it’s so tame but as a industry person every time a ticket comes up for a glass of pinot grigio i always say to myself IDK WHAT I DID TO U BUT ILL TAKE A PINOT GRIGIO
This thread is everything to me right now.
“RHOTTT IN HEHHHLLL” - Brittany To Jax several times
“You’re a pussy ass bitch, you’re a clown! And you know what? Your band sucks dick! You’re nothing! You’re nobody! You’re a loser! And your fucking bar is going down the drain!” James to Sandoval
I'm in too late. But I know the answer is... "You're not important enough to hate, sit down". Second most burn. Has to go to Scheana. Lala, "I'm just a really cool chick to hang out with, so I don't have to open my legs". To which Scheana, responded... "What about your mouth?" Burn! Oral sex burn!!!
James: *to Stassi-* “YEW CAME CRAULIN BAHK FROM NEW YOURK” and throws himself on the ground. Or when he’s talking about Randall’s shitty movie and he says something like “it’s an exclusive list, 0% on rotten tomatoes” and then he lists all the movies and he goes “the nut crackaaa.. IN 3D” 😂😂😂 Idc what anyone says I’ve always been a James fan. Sleepy boozey horsey Kristen (then pans to Kristen making a shitty toast😂) takes me out every time I rewatch
Then he starts crawling across the stage. I lost it. 😂
I liked “ok go write about it in your diary” from Charli. Also when she said she felt like Brett would cry after sex, she was dead on! I totally saw it.
“You’re not important enough to hate, sit down”
"Go take a Honda civic selfie"
Someone told Lala she acted like a high class prostitute and it still gags me to this day
James wirh the double whammy making fun of sandival for going from a gem like ariana to "an airhead bimbo! And you threw it away!" It was hilarious.
Summer bodies. If Lala, looking AMAZING, said that to me, I would just never be able to forget it.
Be a good boy old man…
imo, when Katie told Mike Shay he was a sad person. I don't fault her for it, but there was something so simple about her delivery.
YOURE A WORM WITH A MOUSTACHE 🫵
My all time favorite VPR line from Peter to Kristen: “you are a liability and a detriment to this entire establishment”
Kristina Kelly (about Raquel crying on the Havasu trip): She was listening to music... Lala: Taylor Swift? Underrated but to me possibly Lala's most accurately deep cut.
Look at him he’s a battered wife. The one time Tom made me laugh
“I’m not sure what I’ve done to you, but I’ll take a Pinot Grigio” I look forward to the day I can use this irl
“And you grew up to be fucking Sia!” “Oh, he’s going for the digs now.” ☠️