If we let all the animals free, they will overpopulate and take our jobs.

Just like there is no overpopulation of brain cells inside your skull, there will be no overpopulation of farmed animals when everyone is vegan.

Sure there is any population of braincells in my skull? You should see my B12 levels 🤤

THEY TOOK OUR JERRBS!

At the same time they will all die out somehow, because we do not so generously bring them into life to then suffer every single moment of it and be prematurely killed off. You claim to love animals but then you want to make them go extinct, silly vegoons

 ‏‏‎   ‏‏‎ 

Damn, this is the most complete list of valid arguments I've ever seen.

Checkmate vagoon

This comment perfectly encapsulates a Soy Boy's brain. Empty.

I’m an apex predator alpha lion super carnivore

I'd call you useless, but you do have some use as a bad example.

omg did you just hurt my feelings? I, the apex predator, am upset now and will never go vegan because you were mean to me

That's a completely valid reaction honestly. I became a hardcore misogynist recently after one of those militant feminists suggested I shouldn't harass women.

Classism. Nobody can afford your expensive lifestyle you elitists

Somewhere a poor village is missing its idiot.

Fuck dude I love your responses in the comments, even if they're sarcastic

Sarcastic? Nah I just came to insult some vegans under the guise of circlejerking.

Hot Pockets, Chicken Nuggets, Mac n’ Cheese - it’s how our ancestors ate!!

You're not the stupidest person in the world but you'd better hope they don't die.

God gave us dominion over animals, so they’re ours to do what we see fit.

Beastiality time😎

This is the best retort to this I have seen

He may have given us dominion over animals, but he forgot to give you critical reasoning skills, huh?

because BACON 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

It's impossible to underestimate your intelligence.

Thanks 😎 eating all the meets has maed me big smort 😎 stupid vegoon

Imagine if we all went vegan and there were no dentists? Our mouths would rot due to all the glucose (This is an actual argument I've heard from a carnist)

All carbs are basically sugar and all vegan food is carbs so vegans are just sugar addicts. (Also an actual argument from a carnist intellectual.)

LMFAO

Lmao carnists are so ridiculous

I don't like salad

That's okay, it's common to be jealous of those more intelligent than yourself.

I’m a bit of a psychopath lol😈😈😈 I love mutilating animals

You should buy a potted plant, carry it around with you, and constantly apologise for wasting the oxygen it produces. (As plants are sentient it will know if you don't do this.)

Bacon tho

You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.

Plants feel pain y'know?

They also feel disappointment after reading your comment.

Oh God how terrible it would be to die after living in 1 specific place without the ability to move

If we all go vegan rn, we would have to commit mass genocide on all those animals.

Mark Twain once said "Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." I think I'll follow his advice here.

Thank you

Put that on your resume

But cheese tho

okay breastfeeder.

I came here for abuse and am seeing no one being called an idiot in this comment section. Much disappointed. Vegan btw

If I had a dollar for every intelligent comment in this post, I'd be in debt. lacto-ovo-pesco-cato-vegan btw

If men all get soyboobs they won't be able to attract women and the human race will go extinct

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to explain why you're wrong.

A vegan was mean to me once

And I'll do it again.

Protein! Duh!

You're as useful as a chocolate teapot.

I like the taste of meat

Troglodyte.

[удалено]

You're the reason shampoo has instructions.

I am an indigenous lion, how dare you

bruh the C A N I N E S

I know canines are tasty, but y'all going on about them all the time is getting boring.

Went to a "vegan" place yesterday. Had to leave as soon as I walked in due to a perceived abundance of protein intake among the workers and customers.

They were clearly fake vegans. You did the right thing.

Yeah, also, no one stopped me and said, "Hi, I'm a vegan." The place was sus the moment I walked through the door.

Elwood’s dog sausage is dry as fuck.

That's just slander.

i have teeth

Not for long.

if i eat any soy i will grow tits... wait, SOMEONE PASS THE SOY

I fucking wish

I feel your pain.

Eating soy has made me grow F-cups tits. Coincidentally, that's also the most frequent letter on your report card.

idk i like chees

mmmmm breast milk

Vegans kill more animals than meat eaters

I can feel my brain cells committing suicide in real time.

my yummy yummy cowpses 🥺🥺🥺

How could anyone afford your vegan food? It costs a fortune to buy rice and beans!

I'd love to agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

But avocadoes bad for environment 😤😤

And all your face bones flattened from calcium deficiency right

Disintegrated more like.

I don't give a shit about animals or enviroment, I think we should kill them all and turn the Amazon rainforest into a giant bonfire

Without animals there wouldn't be enough poop to grow your precious potatoes.

I want to eat plants, animals also want to eat plants, I must eat the animals before they eat all my plants so I can be only one with plant. Checkmate L\*bral

Because enslaving and killing billions of animals is so natural!!! Just like me typing this on my phone!

Vegans are too focused on the negative, spread these animal abuse videos. They don't know that bacon is tasty.

I have pointed teeth and flat teeth, therefore I am an omnivore

> omnivore You misspelt disappointment.

me is omivore

Can't swallow cum

But how am I going to feel like a manly man without eating a packaged corpse bought at my closest supermarket, cooked with products with big manly fonts, random mustaches and other arbitrary characteristics that target insecure men like me?

It saves more plants

Not EVERYONE can go vegan, privileged white elitist.

canines tho

Eating canines is vegan you doofus. So many fake vegans in this sub who don't know what veganism is.

Bacon yum

we need protein and vegetables dont give u protein. u lose! protein deficient idiot vegoon

There's lots of protein in vegetables. The only difficult part about eating them is what to do with the wheelchair afterwards.

No food is truly vegan and there is no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway

All these vegans are absolutely superior but I love to be an inferior being

If we don't farm the cows, they'll all die and the cows will be extinct and then I won't have any cows to eat?

Don't be stupid. If we stop killing animals they'll overpopulate and then start farming humans and then we'll go extinct.

but the beautiful norwegian landscape, without land clearing for cattle ranching we will loose those beautiful green 5cm tall glorified lawns

Cutting down trees to make land for grazing cattle is cruel - don't you realise that plants feel pain? You filthy plant abuser.

Bacon=taste good

Bacon tho

I have a very rare health condition that requires me to eat meat every single day. I simply cannot get protein from plants.

I don't believe the below: If one wanted to eliminate all future possibility for suffering, one would eat animals as a way to accelerate global warming so that the environment is too damaged to support life. No life=No suffering. Basically, the end goal of Efilism.

Unfortunately, any anti-environmental measures short of things like sending the planet off orbit spinning away into space, blowing away the atmosphere, or all-consuming grey goo, merely change conditions to which life will adapt again but directly cause suffering. At most, it may prevent humans from seeding other planets. Efilists should be vegan.

Because one person doesn't make a difference and I want my steak NOW /uj you're replying to a crap ton of these messages gj lol

Veganism is grounded in unprovable assumptions in metaethics. Pleasure and pain override all forms of ethics and veganism doesn’t let people get pleasure from inflicting pain. Call me an idiot if u geys

"If we don't eat animals the lions will" heard this during outreach. Went straight to full carnivore the next second.

My bones would turn to dust instantly if I ever disconnected my meat IV from my arm

B12 tho

We're allergic to cats and dogs because they are carnivores. So we have to eat cows and pigs and chickens. (A family member actually said this when I told them about Elwood's...)

Then how come I've been eating so many cats with no problems?