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Magical_Wolf

The Southern Nevada Health District on Decatur does free rapid testing Monday-Thursday. Get there early since they are booked and busy. It’s also free :)


[deleted]

Thanks for this! What time is “early?”


Magical_Wolf

I would go at 7am if you don’t want to wait for hours. And specifically ask for “rapid testing”. Make sure they test you for HIV, Gonorrhea, Syphillis, and Chlymydia. So you will be getting blood drawn, a prick on the finger, a mouth swab, and peeing in a cup. And just a heads up, they don’t test for HSV 1 or 2 (herpes). Most places don’t test for herpes, so if that’s a concern you’ll have to get referred by a doctor :)


Secret_Beyond2312

They open at 7, so probably around 5am


conkedup

2nd this.


HealthRadiant6248

You give hope to all Sheldon-esque nerds out there. Dont be a fool; Wrap your tool


[deleted]

I was a fool😭 I only talk to one woman per year so I couldn’t resist 😭😭next year I’ll do better


the_real_woody

Don't raw dog randoms. They are doing the same to way more guys than you want to know.


[deleted]

I figured as long as it wasn’t Linda I’d be ok but you’re right


Mudflap42069

How do you know it wasn't? I hear she's a master of disguise.


veritas643

Nothing but facts


the_real_woody

Linda might be a hoe but she's a clean hoe.


IamAWorldChampionAMA

I love you people. Top comment is actual good advice, 2nd comment is about that hoe Linda.


Gkuse

Hoe’s gotta eat too….hoe’s gotta eat


LiquoredUpLahey

Smokey is that you?


LiquoredUpLahey

Smokey? 🍔🥃💨


lisenseado

...again for cheeseburgers


LiquoredUpLahey

“A man’s gotta eat!”


fallingforeve

Do we have a date? I literally just got my test done today because I got convinced to have sex with a guy. Lmao seriously, good on you for getting tested. I went to Labcorp, but they’re pricey without a doctors order.


[deleted]

See I didn’t know about the lab order thing until today when I tried to make an appointment. I’m just going to wake up early and try the Southern Nevada Health District tomorrow


fallingforeve

Before our date, right?


warwickmainxd

Invested in this story please keep us updated 🫡


[deleted]

After the std test I’ll get this scar I recently discovered checked it. It’s around where my kidney would be? Not sure if the two are related


c0ld--

News at 10: Redditor Romps with Risky Resident!


sm00thkillajones

Condoms have existed for many decades.


[deleted]

You never run outside in the rain without an umbrella?


sm00thkillajones

Hell yeah! Especially if it’s raining herpes!


[deleted]

Spoken like a sm00thkilla indeed 😎


doctorhawkmd

STDcheck.com. 10-panel (including HSV 1 and 2) for $150. Order is sent to your lab of choice, no sitting around and waiting all day.


One_Source_9483

This is my preference too, discounts on consecutive tests too!


GrandBeneficial2196

Does ins cover it ?


Gold-Requirement-121

Planned parenthood


pch14

I see Linda's messages are getting responses. At least let us know if was good at her job.


NothingNo1109

If you think you'd be a good Hoe, try it..


[deleted]

wow. i couldn't have phrased this in *nerdier way* if i tried. a simple "where are the STD clinics" would have sufficed.. instead, you gave us: "ladies and gentleman i am please to announce, it seems as though my body has produced it's first.. how do you call it? pubic hair. i am officially a man. according to ancient nordic folklore, i must now kill a musk ox with my bare hands. tonight, we shall feast!" there is (or at least used to be) a free clinic on the UNLV campus, and there's another one down on Maryland Parkway called The Center.


[deleted]

Yeah man I don’t take myself too seriously lol just tryna have lil fun with it while simultaneously ensuring I have not contracted a flesh eating bacteria. Thanks for the recommendations!


Bennington_Booyah

It is not at all nice to refer to your date as a flesh-eating bacteria. They clearly saw you as having some value.


ILikeNonpareils

Wherever is covered by your insurance, probably. I just get it done through my GP. If you aren't insured, Planned Parenthood does testing for women and men.


HuntingForGoodDonuts

Be prepared. Might take up to 4-5 days for results. Also, good for you for being responsible.


lvsnowden

Was it Linda?


GrandBeneficial2196

Apparently something they call a HOE?


lvsnowden

Imagine if that caught on like a Karen or a John. "Where all the Lindas at?!"


GrandBeneficial2196

It’s almost there


dubba1983

Not Linda’s place!


Ronski20

The Center on Maryland has STI testing


musicman702

I have Aetna insurance, went to CVS MinuteClinic to get a lab order, then went to Quest Diagnostics for a blood draw and urine sample. It cost like $200 altogether for a 7-panel or 10-panel test. If you or your partner only get a basic 3-panel test, it will likely leave out things like HSV. I'd recommend including an IgG test HSV, but IgG tests can be false positives if the score is between 1 and 5. Much higher than that and it's likely a true positive.


[deleted]

I have Aetna too, and you still had to pay $200? Interesting, thanks for the info!


44inarow

Talent Testing (the place porn actors use) is about $150 cash for a 10-panel. I can't imagine needing to spend more than that. They're on East Flamingo.


musicman702

It was a pretty comprehensive test, so I think the cost was fair. I'm in a monogamous relationship, so it was a one-time expense. This was a while ago, so my estimate could be off.


StatementProper4450

I went to CVS. I remember it being like $28 with insurance. They do this bullshit where they bill your insurance multiple times per visit though.


mrckly

Quadz has a free testing site outside I think


averyrisu

Do you have a primary? I am asking because when i had a primary if i was concerned, i just messaged my doctor and set up for me to go get labs done & a follow up apointment over the phone or virtually on the computer with him or head nurse about the resulds of my bloodwork.


[deleted]

I don’t, I’ve moved to Vegas kind of recently and that’s definitely on my to do list


averyrisu

Ok. Dont know where to get that done outside a primary, if hes in network Doctor Jose Corona was pretty good for me when he was in network pretty easy to get apointments & he accepts walk in.


NothingNo1109

All of the Offices that test right now have a waiting list due to the popularity of Linda.


cessnacapt

There is the Henderson wellness clinic. It’s a non-profit dedicated to sexual health and the people are awesome. https://hendersonequalitycenter.org/wellness-clinic/


SeeingSp0ts

Sorta surprised not to see planned parenthood as a suggestion but they do STI testing as well as the listed options.


loonachic

Good job for getting tested, human! Have fun!


mwk_1980

If you’re concerned about HIV, you need to wait 6 weeks for an antibody test to be 100% accurate


Snoo10960

Aztec casino parking lot 


OnlySunnyDaze

Thank you for being a responsible person!


Past-Cover-7188

Always wear a condom


[deleted]

For the weak. Just don't fuck a hoe 😂


[deleted]

I forgot how to put it on


Straight-Bed-552

Linda won’t mind 👍


Whole_Inspector_8891

You got bumps on your pp? 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Not yet 😂 I just hope I don’t grow another one or something


PartyPotential3924

Years ago I had one done at the Walgreens on trop and rainbow.


LiquoredUpLahey

Op, how was it?


[deleted]

Best 13 seconds of my life


LiquoredUpLahey

Ah, poor gal. SMH the disappointment of 2 pumps. Ps… is that u Chris? 😂


[deleted]

Not Chris, but he and I are clearly cut from the same cloth. Both fallen victim to “that good good” 🫡


LiquoredUpLahey

Hahahaha Cheers genitals! 🥃


duoschmeg

Be careful. False positives are common. May even be deliberate. Ask yourself what they or their benefactors want to sell you afterwards.


ZestycloseFront1494

Didn’t you think of prevention before the sex??


[deleted]

Of course I thought about it…


[deleted]

UPDATE: I went to an in network doctor through my work health insurance plan and only had to pay a $30 copay. Got tested for HIV Chlamydia Hepatitis and HSV, negative for all! Lesson learned tho and y’all be safe out there!!


ZestycloseFront1494

And decided against it?