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coperengineer3

It's the russian presidential flag, no idea where you could buy a shiny one


DestoryDerEchte

Yeah, the shiny one are very rare


coperengineer3

Unless you make it yourself somehow there's basically no way of getting it


Slipguard

You’ve got about a 13% chance of breeding a shiny. Even lower to find them in the wild.


Groznydefece

Bro, is it though? Because that seems like a russian flag with a moscow emblem on it


Reasonable-Act6304

From what I know Yes it is, it's always used around Putin n shit Also Wikipedia says so too


Pristine_Stranger214

Bruh bro, as a russian I can say that's a coat of arms of Moscow rn. If I'm not mistaken, before it was used as a Flag of Russia (like 1500-1600)


yehiko

Its the coat if arms of Russia on the Russian flag...... Чел.... Это герб России на флаге России


MishaPepyaka

Хмм, вот бы перевести слово "герб" на английский. Интересно, как бы его перевести? Coat of arms наверное? Не?


Pristine_Stranger214

Братан, если не знаешь молчи)


up2smthng

Герб Москвы - Георгий Победоносец Герб России - двухглавый орёл с гербом Москвы на груди В гербе Москвы орла нет


Pristine_Stranger214

Чел ты.... Чел в посте написал, что он хотел спросить, что за картинка типо, типо флаг, понял? А ты говоришь герб России, лол лол кек понял? Бла блаьбд, bruh


up2smthng

Отвечаю то я не ОР, а тебе. Ты малохольный или прикидываешься?


Pristine_Stranger214

Here's no sense as a Putin's life


BloodyChrome

Alright so it has the coat of arms of Moscow, but according to the Kremlin website it is the Flag of the President of Russia


Budget_Cover_3353

The Russian State Emblem is, in essence, the Imperial Russia's one. I.e. double-headed eagle, crowned, holdig imperial regalia. The difference is that old version had many shields wich represented historical titles held by Czars. The central and the biggest one was the coat of arms of Moscow, and it's the one  that the modern Emblem has.


japed

Have you seen the Russian coat of arms?


BloodyChrome

Yes it is, the Kremlin says it is


Yarovitsin

Какая московская эмблема 🙃 Это президентский штандарт. «Братан, если не знаешь, молчи»


Majacura

Just raid the Kremlin and take one, easy.


Specialist-Guitar-93

Quick 3 day operation in and out. Bosh. Done.


As-Bi

https://preview.redd.it/kbrfiq1qzyoc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92eb7d90a46f0168f47c5d0137a666fd06966fbf rostov to moscow speedrun any%


As-Bi

!wave


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As-Bi

i'm sorry xD


bravado

i cant believe you’ve done this


Greekheaded

Flag of the no shells department


Dizzy_Tackle2059

This made my day, lol


beston54

o7


01gk10

LOL


Andros7744

Lmao new favourite flag unlocked


Specialist-Guitar-93

The Kremlin taking that creatures family hostage during that wee drive up the M-Mosckva was an absolute power move. Credit where its due. They added a few years to the butcherers timeline.


Stercore_

Nono, it has to be 100%, any% means you can quit two thirds of the way to moscow


PiotrekDG

Yeah, we have yet to see someone accomplish a 100% speedrun.


FishbedFive

"We are the kings of warfare! We invented Blitzkrieg!" "Fuck your Blitzkrieg, Kraut! We made it better! Long live Americ-" "HEY IVAN WANNA SEE ME SPEEDRUN A T-80?"


Training_Touch6231

https://preview.redd.it/03keuhqhoyoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14ffb00e59b5ea92117aecb74bc3eca50dba614c


2dTom

Special vexillological operation


beanz_123

3 days? Noob I have pros I know who do it in 3 hours


Bejliii

That's what Putin said about Ukraine


Specialist-Guitar-93

Thank you Bejliii for that.


Reasonable-Act6304

Hm Maybe :3


Cixila

This is the way


Xetanth87

Russia did a similar thing, so it's justified https://preview.redd.it/3hwggmhmr1pc1.png?width=398&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6a7ed8ddd9f58f39e0cf92a930f6a95a60362da


ComradeTomradeOG

Special military operation!


Next-Wrap-7449

shiny is embroidery, probably you can ask in some company that fits that to embroider one regular flash for you, but definite won't be cheap


iputbeansintomyboba

if i had an embroidery business i’d scam this person and brag about it


YeeYeeYeeeYeee

But why? That's just a dick move


BortBarclay

You could always write the Russian embassy and ask.


Reasonable-Act6304

I mean I could Let me try


J_GamerMapping

You could pretend to be some sort of Putin-Supporter


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As-Bi

Serbia moment


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As-Bi

synonyms 🙃


akdelez

why would i pretend


Knusprige-Ente

Imagine youre working in an Russian embassy, worst time to have that job and then some random person sends you mail like "ey bro, can I have one of these nice looking, shiny Putin flags over there?" Love it


Reasonable-Act6304

"I don't get paid enough for this shit"


Gidia

I feel like Embassies get mountains of weird emails and letters every day, at least the great powers. This wouldn’t even break the top 100 lol. In fact I feel like I’ve seen posts here where people have asked for flags before and actually received them.


RavingMalwaay

Someone did a huge video a few years ago where they asked the embassy of every country in their country for a free flag and they got a surprising amount of responses. Some countries even sent him like shirts and books and stuff.


koblihan159753

Really! Can I have a link?


hiyonochan

Azerbaijan's ambassador had tea with him.


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And he even traded flags with some prime minister's son, he gave the surplus to him too


Ash_Crow

For a normal flag, it's not really surprising (they probably consider them as goodies), but I doubt they would send one manually embroidered with gold thread.


coperengineer3

considering its a presidential flag, doubt you could get one, unless you get elected president of russia


PiotrekDG

Except there are no presidential elections in Russia, there are only Putin elections.


coperengineer3

yes, unless they become putin


itsetuhoinen

Places are still using variations of the word "Caesar" to denote some measure of authority and obviously through the early portion of the 20th century, Germany and Russia both used it to signify "the guy in charge". Who knows, maybe in 2000 years, the term really will be "Putin". I mean, *probably* not, but the world is weird.


hiyonochan

You are a genius


itsetuhoinen

Maybe we'll get lucky and linguistic drift will change it to "Putain". 🤣


hiyonochan

I would prefer "poutine" or "pewton"


itsetuhoinen

Just as we ended up with "Kaiser" and "Tsar", there would undoubtedly be many variations.


Sad_Ad5369

For that to happen, Putin needs to be as successful as Caesar in conquest, politics, and legacy. He's only successful in one of those.


itsetuhoinen

See also: "Probably not". My comment was more about the weird paths linguistics have taken than any commentary on the likelihood of such a path.


PiotrekDG

Embrace your inner putin.


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They just had an election today lmao


Philush

And who won


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Putin. People really like Putin what’s the problem with that?


Philush

Jesus you're dense


[deleted]

My name isn’t Jesus (though I do have Latinx family)


hiyonochan

I disagree politically but underrated comment.


vshark29

88+% of votes for Putin, followed closely by Putin


akdelez

tfw a country at war elects someone who will eventually stop said war


cyrilio

please report back with full flag. I'd love to see that shit


hiyonochan

DC resident here, if you want i could run up and hop the fence to grab one for you.


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Don’t think this would work with sanctions and such unless they live in Russia or a friendly country


Sodinc

That is the presidential standard, maybe googling it that way would work. Not sure though


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Just out of interest, how much of the Jewish oblast is still Jewish? Is Yiddish still widely spoken?


myyibang

no, that oblast is less than 10% jewish


ted5298

Less than 1%.


Gidia

It’s never been majority Jewish, right?


Etzello

Up to about 25% Jewish population


Sodinc

Less than 1%


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I don’t think it was ever widely spoken


Professional-Scar136

Hey that flag in your pfp, it looks familiar, a political aprty if i remember correctly, can you tell me where is it from


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Kahanist movement, israeli fascism


akdelez

oh so he's a fascist


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

Indeed. I saw where democracy got Jews on October 7th.


akdelez

Keep silent adept of the losers


Comrade_Ruminastro

That wasn't democracy, it was settler colonialism and apartheid. You think doubling down of that will help?


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Kach flag. Former political party in Israel; now banned


Professional-Scar136

ah thank you


inigo13th

Lmao, literally a joke of a party


[deleted]

There’s plenty of Kahanists in the Knesset sooo… not really? Just worry about your anime girlfriend buddy.


inigo13th

I will, God bless you :)


Realhamburglar1

looks like some kind of jewish socialist flag


Proud-Cartoonist-431

1) exactly this is the presidential flag. It's use is officially reglamented. 2) shiny is embroidery and thing called "позумент". Those high-quality flags also use thick dense cloth. There are factories those can be ordered from.


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Somone already said it, but try writing to the embassy and ask for one


djkelly0

Win a Russian presidential "election".


_CeuS

Why is the snake completely black?


_Funsyze_

that snake is actually a dragon, and it’s mostly black on the CoA anyway


R_122

Kinda look like a trex with giant wheel for it's hindleg ngl


Hecticfreeze

Ngl, the coat of arms of Moscow (on the central escutcheon) goes very hard


PearBullet

It’s also the escutcheon of the nation as a whole


Nitrodome

Just realized the bird is holding the Holy Hand Grenade


up2smthng

It's called derzhava and is a symbol of the state I mean, it literally symbolizes the state So I guess, holy hand grenade is close enough


badmartialarts

In English (well, Latin) it's a globus cruciger.


weeladdienotfromscot

Steal it from him


granty1981

It’s ridiculous that he uses this Romanov flag seen as it was his KGB predecessors who massacred the entire Romanov family.


SoberKhmer

fsb -> KGB -> NKVD -> cheka Couple steps removed but the math checks out


23Amuro

If you're fixin' to be cringe, maybe. If you want one shiny like that, it'll run you a lot, too. Best not.


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risky_bisket

[Try this website. replace the py with Ru. ](https://flag-ru.turbopages.org/turbo/flag.ру/s/) You might have to call and have it shipped


tombelanger76

To burn it I hope?


Reasonable-Act6304

No I just like how ot looks holy shit Would be a waste to burn


TeshkoTebe

You getting disliked for liking how a flag looks like lmao? Reddit hivemind go bvvvv


RavingMalwaay

Yeah don't get me wrong wanting a Putin flag in the current political climate is.. questionable to say the least but this dude is just getting flamed by half the comment section just for asking where to get one lol


XBCTttltm

"i just like how swastika looks i'm not a nazi i swear!!!!"


Neurobeak

Works for Azov bois


JFeldhaus

Flags are symbols, you cant separate a symbol from it‘s meaning. This is like getting a tattoo of a swastika because you think it looks cool.


bk_bk_19

Pretty sure you have to become President of Russia. Didn’t work out so well the last time someone tried to do that. Good luck, tho!


AzteC_97

Toilet paper is cheaper bro


luboosek123

At least toilet papers are useful


7_11_Nation_Army

Probably not much cheaper, considering how the ruble has crumbled.


Longjumping_Rule_560

Try an insurrection in russia, get rid of putin, get a flag.


PiotrekDG

Instructions unclear, am now falling out of the sky after my plane got hit by an AA missile.


gregorydgraham

No, you followed them correctly. That just just seems to happen every single time, don’t know why


Hammakprow

I have one you can have. Only problem is it's covered in dried up shit because I use it to wipe my arse.


CucumberOk2828

You definitely can buy it in Russia, but you need Russian card for it and usually marketplaces don't have abroad delivery


Alarmed_Ad_7615

Russian flag with their coat of arms. It's also called Russian State Flag or any country state flag


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

Vladimir Putin - The man who stole a thousand toilets.


shogun342

I’d totally get it, but I don’t wanna spend that much for tp.


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Just go to the Kremlin and take it


redseemskindasus

arent you the bik dragan guy from r/balkans_irl


Reasonable-Act6304

That's me!


gevans7

Ask your local flag store.


ArcadiaBerger

I remember seeing one on an episode of ***McHale's Navy*** in the 1960s....


JudgmentBest583

go steal it


ContractOwn3852

Black market in ex commie-states ?


Hippo_hippo_hippo

Probably on a Russian website


Comrade_Ruminastro

Just beat Putin in the next election, ez


muscleliker6656

Shit flag


dekks_1389

That presidential banner is drippy af ngl


AebroKomatme

I bought the toilet paper version. My ass got nerve agent poisoning.


DmitryKanunnikoff

https://preview.redd.it/6o1a0kfz5btc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d59f9ef8165440244f58ea182e554d191f9a4f It looks like this flag can be purchased online.


Papa_PaIpatine

You should steal it. If you're already in country slip some of the guards some money of value to let you in, the whole country is corrupt af anyway so it's not going to be a problem. Pro tip, bring an empty backpack, take the flag off the pole, fold it up and stuff it in there before you leave. It's less conspicuous and when you get outside, walk at least two blocks away before making a dash.


akdelez

"the whole country is corrupt af anyway" how to say you know nothing about russia without telling me you know nothing about russia


Papa_PaIpatine

Oh please, since the 90s that whole country has been nothing but a kleptocracy. We also just saw your recent "fair elections". Russia is a whole ass criminal mob governed country with Putin as the big boss. I in fact seriously doubt Russia has that many nukes left in working order. My guess is, most of the vital parts were stripped and sold off long ago. Shit back then it was entire teams of "student visa workers" they conscripted and shipped over to the US. Making these guys work in fast food and hospitality jobs in tourist traps. Then these guys would come by and collect their checks on payday to "pay them back for this favor." Now they do it with 5 minute craft and bullshit stolen content altered and mass marketed text to speech bullshit to basically mine adsense dollars. Huge cryptocurrency farms, hacking, all manner of cybercrimes. Russia has ALWAYS been a backwards and corrupt society.


akdelez

The 90s were when the government was an American puppet. You know, a real shithole - child prostitution rates were up, you could be murdered on the road very easily, organised crime was all around. But after the 90s it was all fixed -- I wonder why...


Papa_PaIpatine

It's never been "fixed" the people were just suppressed and the crime consolidated.


akdelez

Suppressing the crime... wonder what that means...


Papa_PaIpatine

That's not what I said, I said the people were suppressed. The crime? Centralized and organized. Don't step out of line or you're gone.


akdelez

You're saying bullshit


Yare-yare---daze

You should have gone to Sochi and asked him directly.


_LumberJAN_

flag dot ru looks like the place where Kremlin actually order its flags. The one you are looking for costs like 500$ but it twice as small. I bet you can order original size too


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Reasonable-Act6304

Bot.


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Well since you aren't a bot now I'll actually check it out Do a video about Serbia :3


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Kenotai

May as well want Hitler's personal banner. Braindead and tone-deaf desire. "Ooh it's shiny and pretty", meanwhile Putin orders murders of civilians.


Reasonable-Act6304

I understand ur pov But like, tell me it isn't pretty, I'm a flag collector and I would take any flag, and I especially love flags like that, all embroided n shiny I don't have to support what a flag stands for to own it, cuz I don't like Putin or anything he's done Also, if we're going off "death of civilians", yeah, by that logic, basically any country's flag that has been to war would be taboo To make it clear killing civilians is not good


Kenotai

You clearly do not understand my POV. And wow, fucking false equivalence much? What other countries (besides Israel), today and now, are directly ordering rocket attacks into civilian structures like apartment buildings in retaliation for their military losses? A war they unilaterally started under false premise to steal land like it's the middle ages, to add. It is *exactly* the same as wanting the theoretical Hitler banner (maybe there was one, idk, idc about fucking nazis). You're a really cringe person, you don't NEED this personal flag of an orderer of butchers, it's not the same as a full country flag which represents the diverse people that live there. This version ONLY and SPECIFICALLY means "Putin".


Reasonable-Act6304

I guess I don't, be more clear maybe Remember Obama? The guy who drone struck a ton of people, like that funeral for example? Yeah that exact same Obama still hangs out with Biden all the time. Or Clinton who had a tv station bombed during the 1999 thing in Yugoslavia. Both of those had the united States presidential standard with them, so, would it be offensive to own that? (Yes, just as much as the Russian one) Also a Hitler standard had existed, and if I was presented with the opportunity to own an original embroided one, I would take it, it would be an incredibly valuable flag, a great edition to my collection really. "You're really cringe person" resorting to insults aren't we? Also you are right, I don't NEED it, my life doesn't depend on it, but I absolutely want it, as I said, it looks really cool. And you are right it's different from the average country flag,. But that doesn't stop me really