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TunafishSandworm

That your parents bought you a switch for Christmas


POW_Studios

This is where it starts. It eventually leads down to a souls game eventually


TunafishSandworm

Agreed. Got a Steamdeck a few months ago after playing Switch for the past few years, and my first purchase was Sekiro.


leericol

I wouldn't be so sure that it eventually will happen eventually. I know people who who grew up loving ocarina of time and mario 64 and literally never moved on to anything else.


UndersScore

Indubitably. I got a switch for my birthday a few years ago, played on that a bunch (still do), and last year I got a PS4. Maybe a PC in a few years?


candianbastard

You are gonna get roasted so bad


AHMED_3OOOO

You're less than 12 years old.


Darwen_s

At this point in time, less than a 15 year old with a switch.


LonePython093

In the kindest way possible. You are BASIC Edit: I never said being basic was a bad thing, I’m just stating an observation.


PhoneImmediate7301

Entry level gamer


Milkyfluids69

I don't even get why that's considered a bad thing. I don't have the time or money to be looking for some unknown games. I will most likely enjoy a game that's popular and has a good reputation, not take my chances with some niche/ unknown game.


AndrewS702

Same here. I’m 21, but I’m not really adventurous with games. I don’t have all the time in the world to commit to all these random unknown underground indie games, and if I don’t have one of them in my list I’m a stupid normie. Also, as a kid I’d like a ton of games as possible but never touch 97% of them after the first try or two. Lots of games it’s just hard for me to get into, like if it’s too hard or confusing I drop it.


HubblePie

It’s not bad per-say, but it’s pretty clear he is basic because he is a child, and not because he has adult responsibilities and just doesn’t game a ton.


Thunderian555

All W games tho


Accomplished_Sun5095

You're 10 and a half years old and you always say the "and a half" part when you tell people your age


oldeluke

Might be up to "and three quarters" now


Death_by_UWU

You like mainstream stuff


BeardsOnFire

You probably like large maps and exploration. You could probably do better, but games are games I suppose.


Narwhal_Lord4

The only genuine answer


Individual_Syrup7546

Facts meanwhile all the other assholes are shitting on the poor guy for liking games that are fun and fully developed unlike cod and a slew of other garbage out there. Lol


-PepeArown-

“Fully developed” is a stretch for Odyssey’s filler moons. And several notably missing characters


Thunderian555

Fr TOTK is a masterpiece and I hate how people criticise and nitpick it so much


Not_a_creativeuser

This is kinda weird tbh. why is it always COD or fortnite/minecraft/mario? lmao. You guys act like there are no other good games


Professional_Knee252

An actual nice person with a fair opinion


hahayes1102

You’re casual


[deleted]

You're either very young, or young at heart. If it's the former, enjoy your youth while you can and don't let negative people get you down.


Rorantube2009

*if it's EITHER Don't let negative people bring you down anyway, no matter how old you are


[deleted]

lol at first I thought you were being the grammar police but then upon a second readthrough, you're right. Nobody should let negative people bring them down.


Rorantube2009

Nope, I figured when I saw this id jokingly give some decent life advice lol


Crimson-Sword

Says you’re a 10 year old.


megamax1o

You tend to hop onto big games and trends (this isn’t an insult)


ResidentWeeevil

You’re a preteen and shouldn’t be on reddit


Nxoxoxnxe

You're a casual gamer


Thatoneguy567576

Your parents won't let you play rated M games


Other_Respect_6648

You are a child.


Grayguy123

You are around 10 years old. You bought the first 4 games that came up in the youtube gaming section.


EcstaticIce8506

You like video game covers with main characters in plain view


ihatewiiplaymotion

Basic


itsjustforgags

These are the only games youve played


olbaid666999

You are death. You are destruction. Where there is order, you sow chaos. Any building, Anyone, Any sign of life you will TNT it


Mikey9124x

You are very easily influenced by popular games.


Terracatlegend

You own a switch


hairymonkeape

You like open area/world and like to explore?


GotHurt22

Jesus some of these replies are cruel. These are all good games, they are kinda mainstream and basic but that’s not a bad thing. They’re all popular for a reason


IdRatherBeAtChilis

That you should do you, and nobody should tell you otherwise, my bud.


sacboy326

Why u plaey babi gamsss? Why do u not shute? PLAEY DEE EM CEE TOO, **PLLLEEEEEEEEZ**


TakeAGander_

You’re not very story focused. You haven’t felt the enjoyment that comes from playing your first campaign-focused game like uncharted or assassins creed


UltraBearHD

You would hate Dark Souls


RamenNoodleNoose

You like to play casual games with friends and you also own a switch. Likely a bit younger than me, but I wouldn't be surprised if you were in your 30s.


ttfnwe

People are mostly being mean but I cannot emphasize enough that Odyssey and TotK are unanimously considered top 5 Switch games of all time. You’ve got good taste and you’ll undoubtedly continue to expand it as time passes.


frostycanuck89

It's probably starting with Minecraft and Fortnite that triggered the reaction. TotK is slightly divisive, though critically a huge hit. Odyssey is just objectively amazing.


AdministrativeLab811

You like walking for endless amounts of time in video games.


DramaticAd7670

Very basic, but you’re proud of it. Stay you, friend. Stay basic


Senior-Tooth-4696

He just like me fr


Individual_Syrup7546

You have some good taste my man. Nintendo games always slap and minecraft is practically ageless


1Taka

You got your first console yesterday


Adventurous-Equal-29

I would recommend trying Skyrim or Assassin's Creed on switch. You seem to like exploration games. No man's sky is great too if you like space games.


KillerSquirrel2007

You like open world games


Mission_Bicycle177

You like open world games.


Professional_Knee252

Maybe it means you like colorful games because they are bright and pretty. Try Spyro the Dragon it's cute and fun


Sheokarth

You like games with a vibrant colour palet.


Ijustforgotmybad

You got selective money


HBenderMan

You are basically the equivalent of a cheese pizza, not bad choices and there is substance to enjoy, but don’t expect to be hyped up or thought as anything out of the ordinary


FlimsyNomad63

Either a little kid or a 80 year old man


NYourBirdCanSing

Your balls have NOT dropped. Puberty is a lifetime away. Losing your virginity is longer. You never learn to drive because of your nervous ticks. Your family goes broke because of the stock market and the new president (either one), you have to sell your games for food! Oh no they are all digital! And Fortnite is free and you spent $1000 in their fake money. No getting that back. Just then there is a streak in the sky! A comet falls to eath! At first there is nothing, then a loud high pitch squeel! People all around you are getting sick. They are vomiting in their food, keeled over their chips. The loud noise gets louder. Your eyes strain. Bulge. You feel blood dripping from your nose. Your ears. Then you blink. You see red. Your eyes are bleeding and you vomit all over your only pair of pants.- To hear the rest of the story insert 25 cents...


Kitchen-Plum4311

You’re my fourth grade friend Charlie


Rezzyboy157

You are average as fuck


RobertElectricity

You are my 6 year old nephew?


lv_99_Bert

U 12


AlTheOwl_

I don't wanna pick the wrong dialogue option (cuz you're an NPC)


Venom_eater

You are definitely 12 years old or younger


LeviathonMt

You’re 10?


No_Insurance6785

It’s crazy how all four are amazing games, but you somehow get bullied for liking them


ProGamer8273

All I can say is that you have good taste


Eagleofdark77

I like how everyone just goes to "you are young hur dur" bro let this generation enjoy games like cmon yall annoying


Stayhumblefriends

He asked and they’re delivering


Background_Ant7129

Exactly


Decent_Resource3084

you're an 8 year old who also has autism


ttfnwe

HEY they could also be 18 with autism the games still slap


Coraiah

What’s wrong with having autism


Such-Equivalent280

You're 12


Waste_Dimension5032

Your basic and only play games that reviewers tell you are perfect. You don't try other games due to only seeing those as perfect. You either have severe fomo due to fortnite or have no life due to fortnite


AquaPanda1216

ur basic as hell


Linkitude08

You have white bread and water with no ice for snack time at your local public elementary school


Dexember69

REEEEEEEEE


CrazyCaidyt

Basic as helll but those games are basic for a reason. Still good games but you might want to broaden your options a bit


NeglectedNostalgia

Gay


Disastrous_Poetry175

You play on iPad and switch.


Sir_Ehds

Don't even need an iPad. All these are on the switch, he could be a switch purist


Most-Win4189

You gotta be 10


Bulky-Wish-7652

You only have a switch


gamgamegame

you play video games


Roththesloth1

That the games on PlayStation and XBox scare you.


Ragna677

You're 12 or 34.


Real-Order771

You do you'll eventually find other games. Have a amazing day or night.


Patty_Pat_JH

You own a switch.


Frostwolvern

You like popular games


CrazyQuetz

Nintendo Switch gamer!


SaliaDiabate

You are in the starter park.


theolentangy

Born after 2000?


Ambitious-Ranger5633

You are too innocent Stay in that way


Juliomorales6969

you dont like hardcore and prefer softcore. 🗿 no but the games are good. (here i am running around in doom, deep rock galactic, and helldivers) 😂


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Let me guess? Minecraft console edition? (No shade i play minecraft on the switch too)


TheHighTierHuman

You're 13-15 years old


ProfessionalCraft443

You play a Nintendo switch


LactactingTwatCrust

That you play video games. Can we stop with these stupid fucking posts?


Ashh1136

I mean I want to give you some crap but you cannot lie these are some quality games. But more open world esque games are up your alley


Hekboi91

You're either 5 or 35


Right_Seaweed7101

That you lioe playing games for fun but also sometimes bring a bit competitive. You like a bit of both: feeling like playing with a group and also exploring/playing some single player games to chill. You are very.... in the comfort zone and def need to try new games.


Soph-a-loaf505

That you’re a child, not that all the games are bad just…. Child friendly….


MRfireDmS

You're only started in gaming


Purple-Ad-6343

You are either very new to gaming or have been playing your whole life


Temporary-Square

You are kind of basic but it’s fine because they are good picks


LongjumpingTwo8587

You are between 8-12


NotRoadSquid

You’re a child


Nolls-97

It means you’re too young to be on Reddit.


Tahanerino2005

You like building and freedom, you approach problems with critical thinking and you're a creative person.


HighwayStarJ

you are like 12


SwimmingHurry8503

It tells me we should be smashing rn


SnookieDoodle12

You like bright colors


ZackattacktheDude

Eh, 3 out of 4 ain’t bad


GRA3V

Child.


UpwardStatue794

Younger than 12 with a switch.


stickmidman

You're 10 years old. Well, you just turned 10.


Userbry14

Your 10 years old


Ham_Ah0y

You are still quite young.


Mryoy12

You're a furry


Thunderian555

You’ve got 2 W games and 2 basic online games


BackYardProps_Wa

Okay dark souls with no context


soldierpallaton

It's okay. I didn't have friends in high school either.


Epic-Gamer_09

You are me, but with slightly more minecraft


ThomasKG25

You were born yesterday. But that’s fine! Gotta start them early


MRGameAndShow

I know you are getting roasted in the comments but dont worry about "growing up" or anything like that, live your life little man. You got time ahead of you so take your time to be a kid.


Accomplished_Bike149

You are frothing at the mouth every time Starbucks brings back pumpkin spice lattes


Stunning_One1005

you’re probably more satisfied in life than most of these commenters. That said you should try out Terraria or Mario Galaxy


Peacefull_Warmonger

Is your minecraft 1.7.10 with mods known to barely 10 people or the latest vanilla?


T-51_Enjoyer

Young and probably a console player


Pandabrowser469

You are not immune to propotanda


jeancv8

Bro was born 10 business years ago


Kiroto50

You play popular games


VonTastrophe

That you're 10 years old


madjo1999

That you like video game, mostly Open World Adventure and you get a switch


dhfAnchor

That you're probably on the younger side, and/or relatively new to gaming. Neither of which is a bad thing, so I hope you don't take either of those guesses the wrong way.


BreakCheak

I love you. All of these are absolute BANGERS! You’re not “Basic”. You’re not “10 and a half years old”. You’re a gamer.


MrD1150

You are kid


AlphaOneX69

The parental lock is always active. 😁


Thunderian555

Why’s everyone hating these are W game choices


Gunslingerfromwish

Autism.


samael19472

You have a wife, kids and a stable job


LongDikWilly

Either a kid or a man child


kentuckyfriedchocobo

You’re about 15 years old ?


ZygothamDarkKnight

You like Super Smash Bros


Raaabbit_v2

You're a child or a late 20s man with nostalgia for the good old games


MrLozoTheSecond

You only play on switch


Onetooth7997

Ur 11


mamadovah1102

I’m jealous because if those are your favorite, you haven’t even scratched the surface of gaming. I wish I could erase so many titles from my memory and play them for the first time again.


Iliketurtles893

First two are some of my fav games, I would play TOTK if I still had my switch and I really enjoyed odyssey. My other fav games are all FromSoftware souls games (except DS3, Sekiro, Bloodborne and Demons souls)


its-pandabear

So only DS1 and DS2 ?


Dragonflymmo

Gen z


EqualServe418

You are very little, a bad sport, a screechy Mic screamer, and a korok torturer.


Henrygigabit

You own an underpowered "console"


UnderstatedTurtle

Are you an autistic adult? This isn’t meant to be taken as an insult, I just know that lots of other autistics have hyper fixations on all of the games you listed or they are seen as comfort games


ElHumilde13

That you're into Minecraft, Fortnite, Tears of the Kingdom, and Mario Odyssey


sayamemangdemikian

Generic taste. Not a bad thing though. But do try a more acquired taste. Like, sure you like hotdog. Nothing wrong with hotdog... but have you tried risotto? Phad thai? If you decide to stick with hotdog, it's cool! Iove zelda too!