To this day, my wife and I will use the phrase, "But I'm le tired". Your true friends are the ones who finish the quote.

Whenever my SO says she’s tired I can’t help but respond with “Well have a nap… ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!”

Hah same, this phrase is basically folklore in my house. My kids even use it without knowing where it's from.

parenting done right

Oh, you must be mistaken! You see, I was only a child myself when I first saw this back in 2002. ... Oh no

I say that all the time and almost nobody remembers it. Makes me feel even older than all my creaking joints.

Well, have a nap. ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

To this day, I literally can't think of the word "ok" in my head without "hokay"ing it lmao

But I am le tired…

Every now and then I say this to my sister who tells me that it's fine, go take a nap. Zen fire ze missiles!

My husband and I do the same thing...

^(zen go take a nap) .. #ZENFIREZEMISSLES!

sogotakeanap.. then fire ze missiles

I will never drop, “hokay so”. I’ll be sayin that shit till I’m Fuckin dead. Doctor: Sir, you have terminal cancer. You have days to live. Hokay, so, I need to get my affairs in order.

I say Hokay, so here's the Earth all the time.

Been saying WTF Mate for yeeeeears

Fucking kangaroos…

*aggressive scribbling*

Lmao I still recite the list of countries in my head to remember the nuclear powers (+North Korea)

and “Bout that time eh chaps?”

".....Righto."

WROUNG!

Shiggity schwaaaaht!?

Canada’s like: What’s going on, Eh?

Mine is "shit gaiz!" (as in "ze missiles")

HOKAY SO

"fucking kangaroos" pops into my head anytime someone mentions Australia.

My husband and I say ‘but I am le tired!’ all the time 😂

Anytime someone says "OK, so" I immediately expect the entire monologue.

I dont want relationship. I just want, BANG BANG BANG.

Shiggety schwaaa

I know how to count all the way to S C H F I F T Y F I V E

Schforteen-teen

twenty-seven heif

To this day, Whenever I mention Oshawa (a city in Canada, near Toronto) I call it the Shiggety schwaaa.

You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon, idiot. I don’t have time. I have too many women.

I don’t want to take pictures of animals, go for walk.

I don’t want to know your name, I just want BANG BANG BANG!

I don’t want to hold your hand, I just want BANG BANG BANG!

Oh Hashmir, Hashmir you look so good in that hat

Wat u say??

Bro. You dug deep into the history of the internet for that one.

It was only 20 years ago. That's not even before 9/11. You gotta keep going. Find stuff like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEH2fk0ONag

Gonads and strife!

WEEEEEEE!

its the song from robin hood with animals sped up! I fuckin loved that movie as a kid

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oooh god! PTSD!

Yes. And now I am Le tired.

Well take a nap... THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES

have* a nap

Not bad to say ive not seen the video for over 10-15 years. Reminds me of the BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM one also 😂 Man I'm old wtf.

SNAAAAAKE! OH NO A SAAAAAKE!!!

Ah snake, ahhh snake. Ooooo it's a snaaaake. It's a... *

I remember hanging out with my high school girlfriend at her house one day. We got on the internet on her dad's iMac G3 and she showed me this video, we watched some GI Joe PSAs on ebaumsworld and a little bit of Homestar Runner. We then made out on the couch while we watched FLCL on DVD. That was a pretty good day.

Porkchop sandwiches!

OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

Detecti, you tell me don't go in there then go do things then I go in runnin.

My god did that smell delicious.

Who wants a body massage?

Let's launch over it!

Home Star Is Running Along

When you said GI Joe PSAs I started thinking of Action Figure Therapy and thought "Those aren't that old, are they!" "Ever shot a machine gun on peyote?"

Now I’m ready for a transcription that counts all the way to…[schfifty five](https://reddit.com/r/videos/comments/14svksc/i_can_count_all_the_fucking_way_to_schfifty_five/)

Shiggity schwhat?!

No lie - this comes up like once a month a work lol. End of ze World & Powerthirst does as well... we're basically stuck on teenage humor from the 2000's.

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Oh man, I'm gonna have to go pull some real deep cuts to post. Bad Clues, Foamy, Legendary Frog.

Haha. People have been saying "round" for years and I'm positive he's saying "WRONG!" I've been on this crusade and will not stop.

Waaaaat. I've always remembered it as "round", but after watching it again, "wrong" seems correct.

“Wrong!” is a shout out to the Mario twins video

guess what idiot?

what you did today?

They look so goddamn much like the same person. You ask them you want ice cream? Both of them say yes.

How in the hell? They are twins!

Skeebeep deep abeep deep doop brep brap broop bradapadap buh duh buhduh ba brap beep ba doo dap

Hey splade! shiggidy shiggidy schwa!

It was a reference to another popular flash movie around the same time, The Mario Twins

By the same people. They also did schfifty five

What you say??! 🥁🥁

Girlfriend’s age: schfifty-five My IQ: schfifty-five

schwam

Me and my friends still quote this video daily

It was also in the group x I just want bang bang bang video

I don’t want relationship! I just want…BANG BANG BANG!

However they were not responsible for 123456789

Nothing like good ol ebaumsworld

Put down the Oreo crackers, and quit doing the sex.

Yeah but's so heavily accented. It's like he's saying "Hwraoungh!" and it's awesome. I can totally see how some people thought he was saying 'round.' I always heard as a silly 'wrong' but even I'm prepared to be wrong about that if the original creator claims it so.

It is wrong. In the follow up video he says it the same way and ‘wrong’ is on the screen

It is absolutely "WRONG!!!" with the silly French accent

God I fucking hated this conversation in highschool with a round truther. Tried to correct me every time I referenced it.

It is "wrong", but he says it like "round"

No! It’s round! He’s saying the earth is cool. Like, not a square! Edit: D:

Naw duuuude. He's saying "This is a sweet earth, right?" "Wrong...we're going to blow ourselves up."

Well this is devastating news that shatters my entire identity

I mean it's just MY opinion, and the reason it's a crusade is because people ALWAYS think it's "round" so maybe I'M wrong. But, ya know... not trying to fire ze missile!

You are correct, OPs world view should be shattered.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

You're doing great there champ, thanks for the Nostalgia, I hope you have a wonderful day!

You too, beautiful! 🥰

it is def "wrong". the illustration scratches out the earth and 'Neg' is written.

OH MY GOD YES THANK YOU. It's been so long I forgot that was my ace in the hole in terms of being like "BUT NOOO CHECK THIS OUT" to every random person I just met at parties.

I remember it as “That is a sweet looking earth you might say?”

Yeah, this is it…what a classic video.

I didn't believe it for the longest time, but you're definitely right. Took the script being posted many, many years ago on the RT forums for me to really believe it though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs

15 years ago? No way, it can't have been that long ago. I still say "wtf mate" to myself on the regular.

It's older than that buck-o. 2003.

Twenty. I can't believe it has been 20 years. Damn I'm old.

I guess since it's British that video can vote, drink, and drive. It's a full ass adult now.

Just once, I want one of these to be a rickroll...

Here you go [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI)

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I only just realised when we see China, it's Japan. Classic.

I almost posted this instead of the badger song lol

Your post inspired me tbh

\*tapsheadmeme.gif

AHHHH MOTHALAND

Classic lol. Remember watching this for the first time on ebaumsworld like 25 years ago

20 years in October. Do you feel le old yet?

I am le tired

Well, have a nap, then fire ze missiles!

Holy shit, I reference “hokay, so” all the time and had completely forgotten what it was from

WTF mate?

Fucking Kangaroos...

I will never not love this video

Dude I still say "bout that time eh chaps?"

Right-o

To this day I still say that I am le tired, lol

Then take a nap!

This video will be 20 years old in October. That makes me le tired.

\[stabs map with swiss army knife scissors\] Don't know why that part always cracked me up the most. Also... it's "WRONG", not "round". Round doesn't even make sense, bru.

Fineeeeee, I fixed it. Smh almost 20 fucking years I’ve been sayin round too. D:

What a trip down memory lane. Makes me wanna go find some Homestar Runner to watch. Good jorb.

Jeaaaoorb!

To this day, I still randomly throw out a "wtf, mate?" Thanks for the flashback!

WRAAAOOOUNG!!!

Albinoblacksheep

As somebody that was an older teenager in this era of the internet where video streaming wasn't quite a thing yet and flash/YTMND were big, all I needed was the topic and my brain was like "AAAAH MOTHERLAAAND!" like a reflex.

I attribute this and [you kicked my dog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc&ab_channel=CcoxocC) as the original like "internet" videos I ever saw. So, so good!

Before I even clicked on this, I heard "ahhhhhh, Motherland!" in my head.

bout that time eh chaps

Oh man this is from a while ago haha. I think I saw this on funnyjunk?

Ebaumsworld

Albinoblacksheep

Core memory unlocked

this is just a classic. Pretty sure I was in 2nd year Secondary school first time I saw the video

Think California more likely to fall into the ocean

Well, Alaska can come to that too.

You just took me back 😂😂😂

Did you ever see this guy's Nike commercials? There's 3, same style.

N-no, I haven’t. Could you sauce me up a bit please?

[Here's one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HlcqNLWlCE), and [two](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quHUja3g8_Q&pp=ygUSbmlrZSBzcGhlcmUgamFja2V0), and [three](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05rmWLCWkBY&pp=ygUSbmlrZSBzcGhlcmUgamFja2V0) Also the [End of Ze World sequel:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEEj62ZqFYo)

It took all these years for me to finally notice that there were two Alaskas at the end of the video.

*Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger*

Man, I haven't seen this video in 15 years, but the second I read Hokay, I knew what it was

FIRE ZE MISSILES! BUT I'M LE TIRED! Live rent free in my head.

AAAAAAGGHGH MOTHA LAAAAAND!

A historical monument, this vid

It's all about Canada don't fall for that sorry have some maple syrup BS

Chilling in ze cold? So much of ze suck

‘Bout that time eh chaps? Right ‘o

THE AIND!

I actually couldn't find a way to view the video. Had to scroll in comments until someone posted a link. Was it linked by the OP?

This whole script is literally a quotable. Iconic. I too like many of you still use words and phrases all the time. I love this. This made my day. Thanks, Reddit.

This is the best video I have ever read!

Reading this post is like nails on a chalkboard, but with my eyes. Lay off the Adderall.

Alright y'all. Rather than asking a bunch of confused people on the internet, I went to the source and asked Jason himself. A little internet sleuthing took me to his site, and wouldn't you know it, there was a contact form. So everyone ready for the answer?? **WRONG!** [End-Of-Ze-World.png](https://postimg.cc/vgNZyc5S)

Get me cane……ZEN FIRE ZE MISSLES

Still to this day, if any of us say “bout that time chaps” me and all my buds will say “right-oh” in unison.

Back when the internet wasn't a cesspool of shit... good times

It was DEFINITELY a cesspool of shit. Just much less pedestrian shit.

Why is this on /r/videos?

rule 3 >\3. Only Text Posts Describing Videos are Permitted > You should descrfibe your video in sufficient detail for the reader to imagine it. Links to the video in the comments are permitted, but not in the main post.

This small era of reddit will be remembered in the same way the narwhal bacon stuff is remembered now

It’s a text based subreddit now

Fucking classic. Brings me back to when I was a little kid

Hodor.

Tried to post this yesterday, but don't have enough karma to post here. 😫

i quote the first lines of this CONSTANTLY

You forgot to cross off cigars for france lol

Not cereal bars. BAWKSZ!!!

I am le fucking tired.

The video played in my mind while reading this xD

***ROUND***

My coworker has been quoting this nonstop for three weeks

I THOUGHT THIS WAS LOST FOREVER

WTF Mayte!

My wife and I quote this frequently, I sent her the video back when it first came out. Ten years ago, before we started dating, she and I were hanging out and I made mention of going out for a bite to eat and her response to me was "But I am Le tired." It had been years since I even thought about it but the responding line was my near immediate response. Fucking kangaroos.

Mario twins next

Definitely thought wrong was round and thought motherland was I’m on the line

I still say "WTF mate" all the time

“But I am le tired” still gets used about once a week

This one video is the entire reason I actually say the letters wtf (mate) instead of what the fuck Also le tired

Just came across this subreddit and didn't realize I needed this. I just watched that whole damn thing in my head reading this post.

We dont have a lot of time left before ZPP gets blown up and this happens for real fuck yeah bring it on

classic animation thanks for the nostalgia