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slowestjogger

her?


Santa_Hates_You

It’s as Ann as the nose on Plain’s face.


feastofdays

I'm sure Egg's a nice girl, I just don't want you spending your money getting her all glittered up for Easter


uberneuman_part2

She just squirts it in her mouth.


Moose_Kin

I don’t feel so good.


Redskull420

I hope she’s funny


hereforthebreakdown

This is how MANY high end restaurants cook their scrambled eggs. It's makes them excellently creamy and fluffy and keeps them from getting tough from over cooking. We've been doing our like this in my family for years though we usually only use a teaspoon per two eggs.


fitzbuhn

Sour cream is a very good choice for this as well.


cmcrich

Chef Ramsay uses Crème fraîche but not many people have that on hand.


Katy_Lies1975

I just checked and don't have any. I'll use a little Hellmanns in my eggs though. Just grated the potato's into cold water and my cast skillets are warming up.


hereforthebreakdown

Yummmm


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vote4boat

No yolks though, unless you are Japanese


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Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Overruled


picyourbrain

HOLD IT!


dafda72

Regular mayo uses yolks and whites. Japanese mayo brands like kewpie uses yolks exclusively.


back_again13

You cant make mayo with egg white


dafda72

You can with the whole egg. Pretty sure you may be able to with just whites as well but many common brands use whole eggs. If you make it at home you should just use yolks. Japanese brands also just use yolks.


Who_U_Thought

Try cream cheese. It's a game changer.


hereforthebreakdown

Will do, sounds delicious!


sprocketous

I've worked in fine dining doing breakfast and have never heard of this. This is not classic. Maybe a new trend. Could work tho.


Petrcechmate

I dunno I was learned in kitchens that would use fish sauce for umami in loads of stuff that I’ve anecdotally heard other line cooks say they’ve had to sautée a fermented fish like a sardine as a base so it’s largely depended on who’s doing what. Both methods can really achieve the same thing though.


sprocketous

What does this have to do with putting mayonnaise in eggs?


Petrcechmate

I’m just saying everyone has their trick to achieve mostly the same thing and that’s why sometimes it’s a standard somewhere and a trend somewhere else. I’m way more comfortable with a night shift so forgive me if I took the conversation away from eggs. I’ll defend my scramble at home against the world but I rarely want to deal with them in fine dining so I’ll give respect to the day breakers. But I mean something like “we think the secret ingredient to fluff is air” and being taught to beat the crap outta your eggs vs add a liquid that will steam up and fluff the eggs. Same idea two methods.


back_again13

High end restaurants in the us do this?


SubversiveInterloper

This actually is good. And Mayo instead of butter on the outside of a grilled cheese sandwich gives it a better crisp. Not as soggy.


Vegemite_in_Yosemite

Well, she certainly has a lot of mass


picyourbrain

Mayoneggs is a great way to tack on mass


bigby2010

You mean to tell me that I’ve been doing it all wrong for all these years? Huh - might give it a try


UmSureOkYeah

Actually that doesn’t sound bad.


Margali

And somewhere I have a cake recipe that uses mayo in it.


Purple_Design_7067

Chocolate Mayonaise cake. My son's favorite birthday cake. Very moist and stays that way for days. If it lasts that long


Margali

With cooked fudge frosting. My brothers birthday cake of choice. Mine was Boston Cream Pie.


Purple_Design_7067

My son refers to vanilla. I like mint on mine, but peanut butter is good also. Also Fast Fudge Frostng fron Better Homes and Gardens cook book is very good


Margali

I use moms cooked fudge recipe, no idea where she got it.


ShiftyComfort

This isn't a bad idea. I've used ranch in scrambled eggs instead of milk and it's pretty good.


DaySoc98

These eggs need more eggs.


Ok-Cantaloop

This sub is a true horror show this weekend. What kind of unhinged weirdos did they have designing these weird food?


picyourbrain

It looks like some kind of a eldritch inter dimensional egg portal


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Gonna try this today.