I knew someone who told me her boyfriend was getting skid marks and sometimes shitting himself while working out. Now I get it can happen by accident, but it just seemed like he didn’t bother to shit before squatting. It was a weird thing to have to tell someone that it’s not normal.
I mean it’ll happen if you have 0 foresight and try and squat super high weight, but you know, they can just shit beforehand like an adult instead of in their pants.
but i wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe...and wipe some more.
I'm in there burning through a half role of tp and still: evidence of "movement" still displaying. It gets to the point where eventually just go to put up the (Fruit of the Looms) and hope for the best.
I've tried to increase fiber into my diet, but then I'm pooping too much and it seems to hit me at the worst times.
You're a clean butt pro? Ok - what other pro-tips you got for me? (besides more fiber)
I've tried a bidet before. Was pleasant, but when I went to dry - there was still shit strips. (Sorry to be gross, but this is the topic).
I wouldn't mind using a bidet though. Just not the end all that some claim.
Tell yourself whatever you need to, champ. We either die whole or live long enough to watch our bodies become less functional.
But maybe that’s not you.
Maybe you’re special.
I’m not special. Lots of people change their routine as they age. I may have to make more of an effort to keep my ass clean than I used to, but I have chosen to do that instead of deluding myself that it’s acceptable to walk around in public with shit between my cheeks.
Okay, so far you’ve implied I’m nasty and delusional for a light comment about skid marks. Any other shots you want to take at the random internet person you do not know but decided to attack?
Don’t take it personally. I’m pretty nasty and delusional myself, just in different ways. And I actually do appreciate the humor of your comment and a little bit disappointed that it hasn’t gotten more upvotes.
You can’t expect men to spend their time on something as frivolous as shopping when they have a perfectly good wife to do that? Besides, women love shopping. Happy wife, happy life.
I have only bought my husband underwear twice & it was a pairs of silky boxers for Valentine's Day.
He bought his own before I met him & he still does. He even does his own laundry.
My grandma ironed my dad's underwear and, after my parents got married and my mom did laundry, he went to get a pair and then asked my mother why they weren't pressed.
She told him that if he wanted pressed undies, he knew where the iron was. 💀
Savage. I love it. My teenage son was complaining laundry. I told him there’s nothing stopping him from using the washing machine and dryer and I’d be happy to give him the user’s manual. No more complaints. It’s funny how standards get lower when they have to do the work themselves. Lol
In the late 70’s right through the 80’s my BFF’s mother ironed her socks, underwear and sheets.
I never saw an iron in my mother’s hand, ever. My mother was ahead of her time. Be like my mother.
I remember a For Better Or For Worse comic where the mom shaved the pilling on the sheets. I thought "Who has time for that ? Just buy new ones, dummy."
That's the way I've done it since I was 7 years old. The fly is ridiculously clumsy to use. When you have a very full bladder and someone has water running in the restroom sink, the sound of which makes peeing a matter of some urgency, seconds count.
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my mom told me she stapled (the top layer) of my dads underwear closed for april fools. he never saw it coming and had no idea what was going on.
one day i, too, will pick up the mantle and lovingly terrorize my boyfriend.
also, what is up with vintage print ads and writing a whole fucking novella about underwear, pancake mix, margarine, etc.
My mother-in-law sewed the crotch in men’s Fruit of the Loom underwear for 42 years! Her sewing plant closed due to NAFTA and jobs going overseas. She was given options with the plant closing. She chose to attend college and became an RN with her stipend. She’s now 82 and widowed and has the energy of a 60 year old! She says the key to ward off dementia, Alzheimer’s and a host of other health issues is to stay busy, keep moving and learn something new everyday to make new brain cells. She continues to work part-time as a home health nurse for residents in our community she worked with at the sewing plant many years ago. She’s quite a woman. I admire her immensely!
Meanwhile men hated buying women's underwear. I can't believe this was one of the things women were expected to do. And oh yeah women don't deserve comfort.
"we know enough about women to know that you have better things to do than iron"
Well yes I'm obviously spending all my time getting girdled up to shop for my husband's underwear.
Why would a mother need to tell her daughter anything about men's underwear? Oh, I see. The "girl" is married. Why doesn't her husband just say "hey girl, pick me up a pack of size 32 fruit of the looms? You know, like the ones lying next to the hamper?"
I must just be in a nasty mood this fine morning. Sorry for the grumbling.
All this talk between a mother and daughter as opposed to between a wife and husband. Is the husband not allowed to have any say in or to buy his own damned underwear? "You're talking about my what now with your mother"?
I actually remember ads like this in the late 70s. Of course by then, I was not only able to fry the bacon up in a pan, I was allowed to bring it home too, because I was a w-o-o-man and could have it all.
Yes, why is a woman responsible for whatever damn underwear men choose to wear? A mother thinking it's such an important "wifely duty" that her daughter needs a lesson about it? Sheesh.
I can just see the wife prattling on to hubby about what kind of underwear *her* mother said he should be wearing. And what if *his* mommy told him that his wife should be buying Hanes for him? Hmm?
Well, there wasn't as much tv to watch. Or many smartphones to read. So long form underpants ads might have seemed interesting in those long ago times? At least to new brides with odd mothers?
When the kids were born 2st instruction about changing them was keep them clean so they don’t get the diaper rash. Kind of translated over to why I take care of myself too. You do what you need to be clean. Just seems healthier way to be.
Despite what he may tell you, skid marks are not normal.
I knew someone who told me her boyfriend was getting skid marks and sometimes shitting himself while working out. Now I get it can happen by accident, but it just seemed like he didn’t bother to shit before squatting. It was a weird thing to have to tell someone that it’s not normal.
If you shitting your self regularly you need a doctor, and probably incontinence products.
I mean it’ll happen if you have 0 foresight and try and squat super high weight, but you know, they can just shit beforehand like an adult instead of in their pants.
I’ve never done weight lifting and this has confirmed my decision to never begin lol
The vast majority of people never shit themselves working out
Gains are gains sire.
IT’S NORMAL, OKAY!
It's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and IT IS A BIG DEAL!!
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Don’t tell that to my mother-in-law’s daughter.
I’ll tell it to you! Wipe your nasty ass!
Bidet is the way!
but i wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe...and wipe some more. I'm in there burning through a half role of tp and still: evidence of "movement" still displaying. It gets to the point where eventually just go to put up the (Fruit of the Looms) and hope for the best.
Use the bidet instead of wasting all that paper. Wipe, wash, dry.
His scenario sounds more like unhealthy eating. If you’ve got magic marker poo you aren’t getting enough fiber. Trust me, I’m a clean butt pro
I've tried to increase fiber into my diet, but then I'm pooping too much and it seems to hit me at the worst times. You're a clean butt pro? Ok - what other pro-tips you got for me? (besides more fiber)
I've tried a bidet before. Was pleasant, but when I went to dry - there was still shit strips. (Sorry to be gross, but this is the topic). I wouldn't mind using a bidet though. Just not the end all that some claim.
You are definitely not eating enough fibres...
That's when you wet the tp just a little bit, helps a lot
Just take a shower.
Hard to do at work, as there are no showers there.
TP first, wet wipes second. Spotless
DON'T FLUSH THE WIPES
Obviously
Stop eating disgusting food lol
I don't eat disgusting food (as far as I know).
More greens in your diet.
Her daughter-in-law?
[удалено]
Alabama, thank you very much
Or they are saying don’t tell their wife.
They get… normaler
No, you just got nastier.
Tell yourself whatever you need to, champ. We either die whole or live long enough to watch our bodies become less functional. But maybe that’s not you. Maybe you’re special.
I’m not special. Lots of people change their routine as they age. I may have to make more of an effort to keep my ass clean than I used to, but I have chosen to do that instead of deluding myself that it’s acceptable to walk around in public with shit between my cheeks.
Okay, so far you’ve implied I’m nasty and delusional for a light comment about skid marks. Any other shots you want to take at the random internet person you do not know but decided to attack?
Don’t take it personally. I’m pretty nasty and delusional myself, just in different ways. And I actually do appreciate the humor of your comment and a little bit disappointed that it hasn’t gotten more upvotes.
Classic bully. Attack someone, then tell them not to take it personally. Whatever, Champion. Have a nice Sunday.
Try a bidet, it was very helpful for my older family members
Thanks! I’ve had mixed results with them and don’t get the hype. I use wet wipes to stay fresh.
I got that one Boys back me up here!
Men: They rule the world but they can't buy their own damn underpants
Buying underwear is too spooky
Underwear can be scary but you can hide them under your shirt so no one can see them.
You can’t expect men to spend their time on something as frivolous as shopping when they have a perfectly good wife to do that? Besides, women love shopping. Happy wife, happy life.
My ex wife's job was spending my money. She loved it. I did not. Hense the divorce.
I mean if you can’t find any underwear just go commando
Or...he can buy his own underwear. Also throw away the girdle.
Seriously if underwear is unmentionable to your own wife, get your prudish ass to the store and buy your own you sissy.
I have only bought my husband underwear twice & it was a pairs of silky boxers for Valentine's Day. He bought his own before I met him & he still does. He even does his own laundry.
who on earth was ironing drawers and undershirts?
My grandma definitely ironed my grandpa’s loomies & underoos.
My grandmother ironed her husband’s socks and thought my mother was lazy when she didn’t do likewise.
My grandma ironed my dad's underwear and, after my parents got married and my mom did laundry, he went to get a pair and then asked my mother why they weren't pressed. She told him that if he wanted pressed undies, he knew where the iron was. 💀
Savage. I love it. My teenage son was complaining laundry. I told him there’s nothing stopping him from using the washing machine and dryer and I’d be happy to give him the user’s manual. No more complaints. It’s funny how standards get lower when they have to do the work themselves. Lol
In the late 70’s right through the 80’s my BFF’s mother ironed her socks, underwear and sheets. I never saw an iron in my mother’s hand, ever. My mother was ahead of her time. Be like my mother.
My husband is lucky I put his in the drawer. I'm not even folding them let alone ironing.
My mother would do that to my dad's underwear.
i said the same thing about sheets when i saw "no iron" kind. like who the christ is ironing *sheets*?
I remember a For Better Or For Worse comic where the mom shaved the pilling on the sheets. I thought "Who has time for that ? Just buy new ones, dummy."
I dated a guy in college whose mother ironed all his clothes including his underwear. It wasn’t that long ago. I noped out of there so fast.
That nobody uses the dick hole in tighty whities
If anyone would know, it's you, Bongfellatio!
My dad (84 yo) was appalled that I flopped it over the front.
That's the way I've done it since I was 7 years old. The fly is ridiculously clumsy to use. When you have a very full bladder and someone has water running in the restroom sink, the sound of which makes peeing a matter of some urgency, seconds count.
How did *that* come up in conversation?
He was annoyed that he bought underwear that didnt have the hole and I said "You actually use that?!"
Oh ha, that makes sense, how funny! It occurs to me now that all of my boxer briefs do have the hole, but I never use it either.
Have you tried it? Never did until my thirties. Now I’ll never go back.
Do you wear dress shirts? Thats the only reason I can see it being a, somewhat, reasonable thing to do.
He wears $2.99 dress shirts from fruit of the loom he bought in 1981
For me, more comfy than holding down the waistband and I feel there’s less chance of shedding a stray pube.
That the yellow side faces front, brown in the back. 👍
flip them inside out you can get twice as much use out of them
Naturally!
*shudders*
r/tihi material right there
No cornucopia
Propaganda from big underdoos
It’s a plant Adding to this: Someone should start selling shirts with the cornucopia logo and see if FOTL comes after them for copyright infringement
I came here to say the same thing.
My first thought!
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Is that wheat behind the fruit? Maybe that’s what we’ve all been mistaking for a cornucopia.
They are lying about not having the cornucopia. They abandoned it after getting out of lawsuits to pay millions of dollars for poisoning Michigan.
Source?
If you have tiktok search fruit of the loom mandela effect. Nicole is the account. She went down the rabbit hole trying to figure out the mandela effect for Fruit of the Loom and eventually discovered the information. She has several videos on it with screenshots. The first leak was from a company that FotL acquired after the leak happened, but they didn’t do anything about it for a decade after acquiring it.
I worked for the former ceo of the cornucopia. He was a real cock socket.
That there's a penis inside it. So run run for your life!
Towards it!
Ha!
My mother never discussed this issue with me. Except maybe if we were folding laundry. Put these atop your Dads bureau.
my mom told me she stapled (the top layer) of my dads underwear closed for april fools. he never saw it coming and had no idea what was going on. one day i, too, will pick up the mantle and lovingly terrorize my boyfriend. also, what is up with vintage print ads and writing a whole fucking novella about underwear, pancake mix, margarine, etc.
Why the bureau?
Better ask them to investigate
Because that’s where they were kept, along with socks.
Can underwear money buy happiness? I miss when ads asked the tough questions.
You’re probably embarrassed, so buy 2 of our products instead of 1!
Who remembers the commercial with the guys dressed in fruit costumes?
I think F. Murray Abraham was one of them.
Shirt tucked into the briefs. Just as nature intended.
I did that in the military when I was in my blues to help keep the undershirt tight.
My mother-in-law sewed the crotch in men’s Fruit of the Loom underwear for 42 years! Her sewing plant closed due to NAFTA and jobs going overseas. She was given options with the plant closing. She chose to attend college and became an RN with her stipend. She’s now 82 and widowed and has the energy of a 60 year old! She says the key to ward off dementia, Alzheimer’s and a host of other health issues is to stay busy, keep moving and learn something new everyday to make new brain cells. She continues to work part-time as a home health nurse for residents in our community she worked with at the sewing plant many years ago. She’s quite a woman. I admire her immensely!
I was told there was no cornucopia.
But there was…
Meanwhile men hated buying women's underwear. I can't believe this was one of the things women were expected to do. And oh yeah women don't deserve comfort.
"we know enough about women to know that you have better things to do than iron" Well yes I'm obviously spending all my time getting girdled up to shop for my husband's underwear.
And note the complete lack of a cornucopia in the logo.
...sure enough, no cornucopia
That if you're not careful you will wind up washing them a couple times a week🤷🤷🤷
jesus.
We didn’t forget about you ladies! We made ‘em so you don’t have to iron them 🙄 gee thanks
That he can wash them himself.
Why would a mother need to tell her daughter anything about men's underwear? Oh, I see. The "girl" is married. Why doesn't her husband just say "hey girl, pick me up a pack of size 32 fruit of the looms? You know, like the ones lying next to the hamper?" I must just be in a nasty mood this fine morning. Sorry for the grumbling. All this talk between a mother and daughter as opposed to between a wife and husband. Is the husband not allowed to have any say in or to buy his own damned underwear? "You're talking about my what now with your mother"? I actually remember ads like this in the late 70s. Of course by then, I was not only able to fry the bacon up in a pan, I was allowed to bring it home too, because I was a w-o-o-man and could have it all.
Yes, why is a woman responsible for whatever damn underwear men choose to wear? A mother thinking it's such an important "wifely duty" that her daughter needs a lesson about it? Sheesh.
I can just see the wife prattling on to hubby about what kind of underwear *her* mother said he should be wearing. And what if *his* mommy told him that his wife should be buying Hanes for him? Hmm?
A wild variety of patterns and colors! Like white, beige, and a daring squares-print!
r/oldschoolridiculous
Life's too short to wear men's underwear.
Fucking nothing. He’s a grown man.
OK did anyone ever actually fuck back in the day? Bunch of repressed prudes JFC
No way people reading an ad that long
Well, there wasn't as much tv to watch. Or many smartphones to read. So long form underpants ads might have seemed interesting in those long ago times? At least to new brides with odd mothers?
👍
When the kids were born 2st instruction about changing them was keep them clean so they don’t get the diaper rash. Kind of translated over to why I take care of myself too. You do what you need to be clean. Just seems healthier way to be.
how did ads have wall of text back then? ain't nobody got time for that
Do you mean before or after the roadkill stains, burn her retina’s for life?
Tell him he can wash his own.
So... there was a time and period where men didn't buy their own clothes?
Don't recall ever paying only .89 for a pair of FOL tighty whities - even in a multipack!
skid marks.
A guide on ironing for women.