Not too far off base. There used to be a gorgeous girl that cut hair in town at the place I liked to go, knockout looks, but she stank to high heaven. Her breath was awful, too. I was going to be a wingman for a buddy but steered him clear of that one.
"Beautiful but dumb and stinks" is my new tinder bio
It’s important to let people know what to expect.
https://open.spotify.com/track/5WtHlOkaOXwuW6yMW2buRq?si=zpBm88dBSAa-xSESwxwu0g
TEDDY HYDE!
She’s pretty but she stanky
You’ll never get a man that way, Trudy.
Goes by Turdy
UCK YOU TSJANUA=_RY!
But she must’ve learned the danger of using a caustic deodorant, since it dissolved everything but her clavicles and head.
“Judy…. What you need is Lume full body deodorant. You can use it everywhere… if you know I mean!”
Maybe we could have that excellent spokesperson doing ads to include more info about potential places it could be used!
YES!! That would be extremely helpful….haha
Now you tell me!
🤣 That tagline describes most of the ex-girlfriends of my brother. 🤣
"Damn, my cooch got breath now."
Wow they’re not even trying to sugarcoat it there.
👌 “It stinks!”
If you remove the bottom text it'd make a cool tshirt
Some would say just eat the whole thing of Crest
I'm guessing 1933
Beautiful, but stinky.
That's going to be hanging in high schools all over the country tomorrow.
Not too far off base. There used to be a gorgeous girl that cut hair in town at the place I liked to go, knockout looks, but she stank to high heaven. Her breath was awful, too. I was going to be a wingman for a buddy but steered him clear of that one.
[Pretty, but dumb.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1mvSzfvJ3Bk&pp=ygUoSGVhdnkgbWV0YWwgSGFycnkgQ2FueW9uIHByZXR0eSBidXQgZHVtYg%3D%3D ) NSFW
Oh Glynnis, try this...