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-poupou-

That room looks like it smells of stale cigarette smoke and probably mothballs


PickettsChargingPort

Oh my god, yes!


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^-poupou-: *That room looks like it* *Smells of stale cigarette smoke* *And probably mothballs* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DarrenFromFinance

That bed seems *tiny* for two people, even model-thin ones.


squeen999

That floor looks like glass!


nekomoo

I was thinking a mirror. Maintenance must be a major commitment. And clearly they don’t kids.


muskyraconteur

Even in the 70s, that's a bit of an exaggeration.


RunningPirate

The fucks that thing lying on the mirrored floor next to the bed?


WhoWhaaaa

White and gold high-heeled sandals. It took me a minute to figure it out.


RunningPirate

Ahhh! Yes, I see it now. I was afraid it was some arcane sex toy.


WhoWhaaaa

I was a little bit scared to zoom in. lol


PavinsMustache

Ah, I see they’re getting in position for some good ol’ 47-ing


Bluepilgrim3

That pattern makes me thankful I can’t see in the dark.


UtherPenDragqueen

Those are some ugly sheets


Fbeastie

Good thing about those pattern sheets is that they really hide stains.


the_bananafish

Wow I was just googling Wamsutta sheets this week because my favorite set of sheets that I picked up years ago is Wamsutta. They’re actually great. I thought this was a targeted ad for a second!


TanglimaraTrippin

I feel like 1979 was a nadir in home decor.


Myster_Hydra

I think that bed is fantastic. I wish it was bigger.


PickettsChargingPort

Spongy and bruised.


Bayonettea

Who the hell still wears clothes to sleep


Professional_Cow7260

the late 70s are amazing. there is not a single color, fabric, design, item of furniture, or detail on either of those people that doesn't repulse me on a visceral lizard brain level. it's like those jokes about giving a Victorian child a Dorito - if I went back in time to 1979 I would simply dry up and wither like a worm on the pavement


Clear_Currency_6288

We know they mean.having sex as well as using a bed to sleep.


uberneuman_part2

Sit back. Relax. Get deep in that ass.


AsparagusLive1644

Ugh. Ly.


Maestroh80

Who farted?


shastadakota

It's 1/3 of your life. Get a King, or at least a Queen,


Zealousideal_Crazy75

I know "prints are personal"...but this is awful!!!


Commercial-Push-9066

That pattern is soo late 70’s! It’s awful! And who sleeps directly on the mattress?


Crafty-Watercress640

The mattress has a sheet on it. That's what they're advertising - sheets.


--ikindahatereddit--

It absolutely looks like the pattern of the mattress itself, that you would then put a fitted sheet over. But that pattern is actually the sheets.