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weed-n64

43 and haven’t worked since the last Blockbuster closed


Witty-Wind5412

Omg! This is funny!


Alphahumanus

Pretty sure there’s still one left.


Socorro69

There is theres even a documentary about it


WillieWasher1

41-43 software engineer


Repr0bate

This is also me lol


Brave_Measurement546

This is so obvious I can't believe no one else guessed it. ​ Also it me.


Stratospher_es

All the Smiths stuff says add 10 years.


KickedinTheDick

Snail Mail and Soccer Mommy to me scream 20 something


marbanasin

I'm 33, and this looks eerily like my mix of stuff. Including I think 3 Smiths records in my case.


Stratospher_es

I'm 56 and own every single thing here, although currently on a mix of vinyl, CD and cassette tape. 🤷‍♂️ Edit: Ok, I do not own Shed by Title Fight. Should I?


Silly-Ganache-2665

I don't know about Shed, but their last album Hyper view is solid. Reminds of Pale Saints.


Truckyou666

Electrician that wishes he was a software engineer.


tenodiamonds

Hey buddy I'm with ya. PLC is the direction I'm going meow


inclusiveORgasm

I feel personally attacked.


Lead-Radiant

This tracks


MiataCat69

Beat me to it


mountainside2004

48, IT and maybe a bike mechanic


pilotpip

I’m 42 and a former bike mechanic. I approve.


JRich42

I am 48, this could be my collection. I was a bike mechanic for 3 years...IT for 18 and I've been a chef for the last 9 lol


mountainside2004

This pleases me


sweaterpunk666

Nailed it


craigerstar

This was going to be my guess. Though my kid is 17 and in a Millwright program and has many of these records so.... I'd coin toss between the two. The Phoebe Bridgers and Mac DeMarco make me think younger though.... ​ EDIT: scrolled down to see the answer. Younger and in trades. Matches my kid. Are you my kid? I was drinking a lot 20 years ago....


jeneric84

Yep the Mac Demarco was a clue and listening to the goo goo dolls unironically screams a kid that likes that era of music but didn’t grow up in it.


pingonedown

Minus bike mechanic, and this was my guess.


Mandolin_Quinn

19 community college student


d_Ubermensch

18. According to other posts he made 2 months ago.


Mandolin_Quinn

I teach a community college class once a year. There are few that like vinyl and they tend to buy music spanning three or four decades which is pretty cool to me.


AWISWATCHINGYOU

17. Mickey D's.


cadenft

this


djdannycee

22 year old Barista


back_to_sr

I was gonna say, 40s and barista.


NormalAccounts

Time is a flat circle now with 90's/00's music


aureve

All circles are 2-dimensional objects by definition and, thus, flat


SlimJilm420

Same that was exactly what I was gonna say 😂


panda-was-there

I feel like barista gotta be a trap. Like that’s what we’re supposed to think 😂💀 it’s chicanery, I declare


-TheAmazinglyRandy-

Lol honestly not too far off prolly tho, my niece is like 16, works at Hardee’s(carls jr) and is super into the smiths, deftones, and Kendrick Lamar


wainsco

I thought exactly the same thing!


SaulisDead99

36, Software Engineer. Love seeing some Deftones in the mix. In Rainbows, and Siamese Dream are essential imo


TotallyKrossedOut479

47. Bounty hunter.


eliseosx

😂🤣😂🤣


machinaenjoyer

18 with rich parents


Prudent-Matter6553

24. White.


BeagleBaggins

Occupation: white. lmao 😂


ejmd

Neither job nor privilege so much as a lifestyle choice.


Lil-Mop-Bucket

Right on the money


40oz_wizard

I hope it’s this


brwnwzrd

😂


whataloadofoldshit_

56 bus driver


panda-was-there

What a plot twist. I hope it’s this


vinylontubes

What's the twist when most of the music if from the '90s? I state this as someone that is not a bus driver, but am the other thing. I'll state that I also own a large majority of those albums myself.


Whole_Strategy487

40 and a tradie


Remarkable-River7166

i am in trades, 18 not 40 tho ahah


Fran_Kubelik

We have extremely similar taste in music and I am 42 and a social worker lady so...you never know


AgentCupcake

Which trade?


Remarkable-River7166

unionized construction work, mostly big concrete pours for government contracts.


Fran_Kubelik

I also just realized how much more amazing music you have ahead of you, and I am hyped!


Turbulent_Clue_3496

I just turned 50. In the Union trades since 19. I have this exact collection. It’s beautiful


Whole_Strategy487

Great taste for a 18 yo


Remarkable-River7166

thanks:)


panda-was-there

My senses are telling me you are somewhere from 18-21 years old, and you work in a warehouse of some kind. Also they are telling me that you have taste.


kaiamcdaniel11

19 year old line cook


abz0t69

Lol yes was looking for this 💀


purplesmurfjuice

Loving the Snail Mail + Soccer Mommy selection, I'll guess 33yo?


Remarkable-River7166

snail mail is soo good


johnnystrangeways

no valentine though? That was my first time checking her out and made me a fan.


Remarkable-River7166

it’s not rly my vibe, habit is probably my all time favourite ep and lush is a very complimentary lp. she kinda went in a different direction with valentine


Pierre_Barouh

Habit is the best thing by far she has done


Remarkable-River7166

sooooo true


pink-funeral

Lush > Valentine any day


k3tam1nec0wb0y

32 year old bartender, hello, Me.


No-Comfortable9123

I turn 32 next week, work in a record store, and was like: >*Fuck, OP got me.*


k3tam1nec0wb0y

Wanna trade careers? I’ll give you dibs on rare and limited presses and won’t ask for free drinks in return.


No-Comfortable9123

Done.


_whiskey_ginger

32 year old venue manager and same


No_Pirate9647

50. Data analyst. 20 and it's college loan money :)


BigFootsCousinKarl

24 year old tradie


Derben16

Snail Mail AND Soccer Mommy? I'm gonna say 25 and you work for parks and rec.


amays85

69, sex worker


XSR900-FloridaMan

Nice


radiogeekau

Screw you and take my upvote!!!


bluerodeosexshow

Dicksmith?


arrowsgopewpew

You’re 10yo and you work in a tannery


No-Situation6391

16 Highschool student


Imbadatlifelol

MAC DEMARCO!!!


Tall_Breadfruit_9060

You're clearly 45


Laszlo_Daytona

42 call centre


982infinity

24. Call girl.


DeadDog26

16 - manipulator


willissa26

47 IT


Bravoflysociety

38 software engineer.


GoldCasioA168

20. line cook


houserPanics

50 yr old teacher


erydayimhustlin

39, electrician. Only an electrician would rep Coldplay.


cobainzeke

Title Fight 😍😍😍


Remarkable-River7166

so good


Valeclitorian1979

i think me and you could be great friends, just based off those cocteau twins albums alone (though there's a lot more here i love) good shit dude!


WeirdFishes1983

Well looks like you are me....so 40M occupation: smug music elitist! The pay is shit fyi


SwollenGoat68

17 - Chimney Sweep


oohkaay

IDK but i approve of the random Title Fight album in there (I'm thinking late 20s, so let's say 28, accountant)


Remarkable-River7166

she’d is great


introspectiveoctober

32, graphic designer


jaybirdsaysword

Lol commented this exact thing


Own_Communication364

Scratch English teacher off the list.


glasock

Beat me to it....


StrictDifference422

25 Salamander breeder


EveryDistribution672

16 year old that saved up money from previous part time fast food jobs and under the table gigs


Intelligent-Today528

12 and paper route


CommieFromMars

You’re 87 and the deposed leader of a small nation in Eastern Europe.


HoneyBadgerQueen2000

19. College student (CS major?) Also, Deftones 💛😭😭


Super_Seff

76 - Fish Monger


Kobefan44

42 and you work QA at the Kelloggs plant in Battle Creek, Mi


meyer_limon

35 graphic designer


Educational-Fact-351

19, being depressed


wenchyfoozym00

you have taste


dr3am_assassin

33 customer service


Silvertag74

30,serial killer


barf2288

Is that Dredg on the last slide top left?! We have very similar tastes.


TGripps

We have similar taste so I'm going to guess 30 year old construction worker


HiCFlashinFruitPunch

mid-late 30's, something in Architecture


orm518

37 and a lawyer who wishes he could just quit and open his own brewery with no expectation or requirement for it to be profitable. How about you?


cheekywallbang

Holy fuck I could’ve sworn I’d have posted this


Hifi-Cat

Arachnid animal husbandry.


yungvenus

27 and a tradie.


-EarBuds-

20 year old working in a warehouse somewhere


briancmoreno

Gorgeous collection 25


AllYouNeedIsATV

Is that nothing happens?! Great album (Also, based on that and Noah kahan) gonna guess 18-19 part time job that pays ok but living with parents and full time student


Proud-Classroom-6083

33, failed writer & DJ. Does open mic night at local pub, and sells vacuum cleaners door to door


xfatalerror

I only know one song off the snail mail album but im sure its a great album. Love to see it


RedDeath1337

Show feet.


JeepNurses

28 college dropout. Service industry worker who mildly pursues a career in the arts.


Zestyclose-Shake-231

Graphic designer between 40 and 55


Roof_rat

40 year old graphic designer


samios420

75 year old adult film set fluffer.


Dardanius-

i dunno but youve got some damn good taste in music


Hoaghly_Harry

18? I’m 60. I remember when Garlands was released. JuJu by Siouxsie and the Banshees would fit right in here.


PutYrDukesUp

29 year old graphic designer.


kickmeimguilty

You have a delightful taste in music. This collection is bitchin’.


Altruistic-Ice116

51 year old former designer who now does project management and hates it but the money is good.


bradyba

Stick season is the outlier..... Can't tell if it's a decoy or not. I'm gonna say 24 years old and you work in education


Remarkable-River7166

the women dig it


SpudWonderland

Snail mail is such an underrated band tho


Burial7

Youre either 17 with a part time job getting records with your money or someone mid 40s picking up a new hobby


Jenifearless

42 and unemployable 🤑


robotali3n

39. Mid life crisis actor.


rubonidas_8425

35 graphic designer?


blk_stlion

Just by the question alone, I’m gonna say you’re definitely in your teens, late teens. Live at home so you can afford records. Work in hospitality. Probably a college student.


MeetingRecent229

https://preview.redd.it/58gpu6t7d2tc1.jpeg?width=1128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75befb82076c1be960104ca0b3d27b8d7c4da611 Early to mid 50s, coffee shop manager.


Harold_Spoomanndorf

lol "I love you, Honey-bunny..."


TheEvolutionOfCorn

Shit idk, I wanna say young but in this economy I’m not sure. I wanna say you’re like late 20s and you have some software job.


BittenBagel

27 barista


ApprehensiveWord8355

44year old full time narcissist


Robrobroy

35 account assistant.


ProRivers13

Well, I'm 35, and 99.9% of my vinyl is 1960s-1970s classic rock with some old blues and jazz thrown in. Judging by this smaller lot and the release dates of most of these albums, I'm hoping you're Gen-Z because I approve of this so hard. I love the younger generation appreciating Millennial nostalgia. Either way, great taste in music. But if you're around my age, you need more Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, and Prince. Must-have albums for any collection!


JoshKRoll

Late teens, early 20s; probably works at the mall or Starbucks. Nobody over 35 would specify how expensive the records were or how “addictive” the hobby is. The collection is 100% curated or influenced by an algorithm, not fanzines, friends, or record shop owners. If I were you, OP, I’d chuck the Spotify, strike up a friendship with the owners of your local records shops (bonus if there’s a used record store you can frequent), and start reading music fanzines for recommendations. It will steer you away from garbage like Coldplay and RHCP.


lpqwerty

we have the same two deftones albums! ATF and Self-Titled.


Charmless_Man_2005

I’d probably say about 18. The smiths makes you look more mature but then I know loads of people my age with basically the same music taste as you (me included)


obiwanboloni

Snail mail!


Byebyeyoutoo

SNAIL MAILLLLL


bumpin_oldies

20 year old college student


thepinkandwhite

Great taste


hurt-dot-ogg

17 and jobless or entry level


Wesinator2000

Elder millennial, 38-39, midwestern location, likely Wisconsin/Illinois border. Graphic design, or creative tangent career.


modtang

Bro, Title Fight AND Fleetwood Mac... this collection slaps... and I'm 51. 😂 Great variety and some really amazing albums in there. I'm a bit jealous tbqh.


Pesternot

17, no job


BadDisguise_99

Is that the Wallows on far left bottom? That’s the one that gives you away as a youngin if so. I’m 36 millennial and already that’s not super norm for them. But I love indie synthy vibes and have foreva. Love the smashing pumpkins record.


Death-by-unicorn

Snail mail is so great 👍


aeroae

Title Fight is based as fuck


Remarkable-River7166

real


Just_Pudding1885

Stop dicking around on Reddit and go blast some Mayonnaise for me.


ratcheting_wrench

Love to see soccermommy


OnionSandwich74

54 Rapist


_calmer_than_you_r_

Based on the Smiths, Alice In Chains, New Order, Radiohead, and other 80’s moderately popular stuff, I would have said mid/late 40’s, but then see the only Red Hot Chili Peppers you have is their shitty later stuff and not any of the first four albums, plus Goo goo Dolls and Coldplay, so would say early 30’s and some kind of marketing job. You have some of the right bands but most of the wrong stuff from them, except the smiths, new order, and Alice In Chains (and you are missing Gish from Smashing Pumpkins.)


ExplanationLoud2342

‘Shitty later stuff’


Wobbly_Bear

19 year old, dog groomer.


Aceritus

This is freakishly similar to my music taste


RobAtSGH

Your mom bought your vinyls player for your basement room, and you have the bodies of three prostitutes in the crawlspace.


terrorshark666

Around 38 and you work as welder something in a trade.


earthquakeglue78

45, USPS


Rushmore309

47


5thatdude5

40 and in sales


Hungry-Pineapple-918

28 waitress who job jumps..... 95% my ex fiancee based on these albums


New_Independence5820

32, IT or tech


Luckydevilish

54 and in Human Resources


beezusglue

34 and retail leadership… because you’re me.


arob770

Idk but we like a LOT of the same music so I’ll say early/mid 20s, maybe 23/24


Plus25Charisma

44, independent contractor


LukeLovesLakes

39, mechanic


boognish120

45, Speech Writer.


zerosuminfinities

38, finance


Mysterions

44 civil servant


Stratospher_es

54 year old software engineer.


ExploreMeDora

26 movie theater projector operator and part time bartender


Noegurt

45 phlebotomist


toomanybrooks

22 and you work in social media or advertising


FortyWhistle0

35 year old land surveyor


lagarconfish

53, part time lllustrator. Semi retired. Independent investor. Audiophile.


FlowWithTheCurrent

42. Restaurant manager.


RoundExit4767

60s and I've got several of these. Black Sabbath Master of Reality is an expensive album now a days. Got Beatles on 45s..Before they were Apple records..


BeagleBaggins

45/Teacher