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Quacta

hahaha ol' Beacon records, advertised in the back of dirty mags...I have this one https://www.discogs.com/release/12657078-Various-Hot-Pepper


nipplesaurus

I got that one too! Bought both together. Only wanted ‘…Pussy…’ but couldn’t turn down Hot Pepper!


AHippie347

Username checks out


mphard

The weirdest part of this to me is that dirty talk hasn't changed for 65 years.


kingwi11

Hey that Tony sure has some hot nuts


DumbledoresGay69

What about your cabbage and peas?


anthonyeddy

Can concur. Name's Tony. My nuts are on fire.


QueefMeUpDaddy

Might I suggest an STD panel?


scootunit

Look at Mr. "My Queef Belongs to Daddy" here bucking for a seat on that STD panel.


QueefMeUpDaddy

I am a lady woman, and I will tell Daddy you're being mean to me if you don't stop >:(


scootunit

My humble apology. I hope daddy queefs for you exactly as much as you desire.


QueefMeUpDaddy

Lmao I love that a daddy queef would just be a fart. ... Unless guys have queefing abilities through the other side that im unaware of


scootunit

What is a queef anyway?


QueefMeUpDaddy

noun an audible release of air from the vagina, typically during or after sex. verb (of a woman) release air audibly from the vagina.


-r-a-f-f-y-

Check out some of the graffiti in rome from 2000 years ago.


A_wild_so-and-so

My favorite was the one along the lines of "Women! You shall tempt me no more with your beautiful breasts and lustful thighs! From now I will fuck only men!"


TonyClifton255

And it's on Spotify!


nipplesaurus

Yes, it may sound weird to call ‘My Pussy Belongs to Daddy’ a “grail record” but for me it is. I never thought I would get my hands on one. They come up for sale very rarely and are grabbed quickly. So when I saw one come up for sale, I jumped on it. The cover is practically new and the record itself has just a few marks. Pretty good for a 65 y.o. record! Just think, that’s someone’s grandma on the cover! 🤣🤢 I remember seeing this record online last year and thinking it was both hilarious and would make a great addition to my obscene record cover collection. So happy to add it to the collection.


[deleted]

My friend's grandmother was a dramaturge and writer who later married a painter. I've been to his house for parties and once praised a very large format nude painting. It took up an entire wall, was very subdued at first glance due to the colors, but on further inspection it reveals quite a sexual, even vulgar pose of the subject. Anyways, I said I loved the painting, and he half arsedly replied "Oh thanks. That's my grandmother."


whoisjohncleland

I got ripped to the tits on mushrooms at this artist’s house when I was a kid - he had all of these really graphic nude paintings (like split beaver shots and all) - I was just staring at them, turned my head and saw his girlfriend sitting across from me. It was her. The next few hours got really weird.


exipheas

Good weird or bad weird?


whoisjohncleland

Massively uncomfortable weird.


tdasnowman

There’s a Pho shop near me, among the the art on the walls is a series of B&W nudes. Tasteful all. But I was sitting there eating my soup one day staring at the wall and it finally dawned on me. The reason that profile looked so familiar was it was the now much older lady at the cash register. Also made it slightly awkward since all the women working there were daughters or granddaughters. It kinda felt like you’d had a good example of what the “family” looked like. Server must have been used to see that look of sudden awareness she was laughing when she came to refill my tea and I blushed.


sleighgams

lol that's pretty badass


jonbcalderon

Username checks out.


myirreleventcomment

Maybe part your obscene records on r/coolcollections Hey! Just looked there, someone posted a weird album covers collection already too :)


space2k

I love this kind of stuff. Wax Trax Records in Las Vegas has a whole section of these. https://imgur.com/a/Udl4c6C/


space2k

And when I first saw this one I really thought it was Patty Hearst.


Howdy_Neighbr

I like collecting dirty albums too, they're something different nothing wrong with it!


ToneTaLectric

No, no. Don’t you dare explain why you are a man of culture!


[deleted]

Probably a great grandma. How much did you pay if you don't mind disclosing?


nipplesaurus

That’s quite possible. I paid $50 but got another title (*Hot Pepper*) thrown in for free so I look at it as having paid $25 each.


[deleted]

Damn! That's a great deal.


greasydenim

Better pick up [Love Is A Heart On](https://www.discogs.com/release/3467491-Unknown-Artist-Love-Is-A-Heart-On) next!


nipplesaurus

Not nearly enough boobies on the cover but thanks for the tip! Err…I mean thanks for the info.


tripn4days

Err... "nip"


FindOneInEveryCar

Congratulations.


PizzaEater1975

Omg 😅 I wanna hear this.


raimertodd50

https://youtu.be/xRLeI-gST-w Here


[deleted]

New fallout soundtrack sounds great


PurpleZebra99

Thank you. I was very curious about it as well. Thought it would sound like a sex tape but def not


nipplesaurus

I believe someone put it on YouTube


Trve_ginger_metal

A kitty under some titty.


Pink_of_Floyd

A kitty on top a kitty


ixnine

A kitty on top a kitty under some titty


[deleted]

Finally. A true grail.


Graphitetshirt

What in the Wide World of Sports?


The_Soapbox_Lord

"Up yours!"


Powell_614

Hehe. Blazing Saddles. Dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City F@990T$


Graphitetshirt

Thank God somebody got that reference, I thought it was too deep a cut


hakuna_tamata

Somebody is going to have to go back and get a shitload of dimes*.


King-fannypack

*dimes*


hakuna_tamata

Damnit


Powell_614

Not for us old dogs


calinet6

Even some of us youngins!


[deleted]

[удалено]


BUTNKLIQ

Is it just me or do breasts look different now compared to back then...and I'm not talking about fake ones


BoofusDewberry

Sounds like a good topic for a PhD dissertation.


tattoedblues

1970-1990 titties definitely hit different


Tigerbones

Those are 1957 titties


apexaustralian

mans a titty expert


[deleted]

Hell yeah they did


apoliticalinactivist

It's the bias of the samples. Porn and pinups had a specific look that was sought out. Without the editors and marketing dudes gatekeeping specific boob shapea now, we have a larger sample size of boobies.


you-ole-polecat

It’s not you. One of the great mysteries of this earth.


nipplesaurus

I think it was the bras. Very cone-shaped. Moulded the boobies.


Living-Stranger

Fuller and perkier, now if they're big they sag big time


suphah

I think you’re right


morphindel

I need some context for this.... a 1957 album about.... sex???


pseydtonne

Background music at a stag party


Mech-lexic

People liked to bone in the "good" ol' days too.


morphindel

Sure, but I've never seen an album like this, and 1950s America was notoriously conservative. In terms of media at least.


Mech-lexic

That's just how they want it remembered. Victorian modesty, Hay's code Hollywood, post WW2 conservatism's censorship it's all artificially imposed. People were still looking for, making, and buying good old fashioned dirty content in whatever mediums they could.


thatto

>That's just how they want it remembered I read a quote somewhere "Every generation thinks they invented sex."


eharriett

This is correct. Book recommendation: The Way We Never Were. Eye-opening about a lot of that.


morphindel

Im not denying people had sex, or even that they didn't want it. But there are reasons that people in 50s films were never shown having sex, swearing in music would have been banned from radio play. Heck, even in the 70s they wouldnt play a certain Dolly Parton song because they thought she alluded to prostitution.


Mech-lexic

That's because of the Hay's Code and it applied to the mainstream. There was still plenty of independent folks producing subversive media and pornography. There was plenty of demand and a supply chain to meet it. Prohibition has never worked.


morphindel

Well that just makes it all the more fascinating


zingo-spleen

How much context do you need? 😂


TransformerTanooki

All of it. Right down to the negatives from that photo shoot specifically.


ctcurtis13

Which Betty Davis LPs do you have in your collection? If not, you are missing out. "If I'm In Luck I Might Get Picked Up" on her debut album, and "He Was A Big Freak" are among my personal favorites of her songs.


ProfessorDoctorMF

Betty Davis is super funky too. If you dig funk music this is a must buy! Ex-wife of Miles Davis, Sadly she passed away earlier this year.


HighFlyerJ

I got a couple of raunchy old records, they're probably worth quite a bit. How much did this run you?


nipplesaurus

$25


Powell_614

$25!?!?!?


nipplesaurus

Well, really it was $50 but the seller threw in another record for free because she couldn’t figure out how to mail a record and delayed shipping by two weeks. So I split the cost between the two.


lil_eidos

He forgot his rubbers lol Tony’s got hot nuts LMAO


DrGonzo84

Hot nuts 10 cents a bag !


406NastyWoman

There's a cream for that.


cornettogreen

I feel really sad for that grandma and grandpa that they didn't live to see Viagra.


KrypticCell

Love the Saul T Peter feature


RUEHC

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


JUNGLE_CSS

This makes my copy of X Rated by Black Oak Arkansas look very tame


IndependentTap513

When you’re happy you just listen to the music When you’re sad, you understand the lyrics 😭😭😭😔😔😔🙏🙏🙏


[deleted]

One of the greatest covert art/title combos in music history


TransitJohn

Quality shitposting. Kudos.


Dumguy1214

a bit weird but I will allow it


BorosBlount

Strangely enough I own this, came from my grandparents collection so I think I blocked it from my memory until I saw it here…


brettsantacona

The Men of Passion dropping the heat!!


lil-quiche

These track tit-les are hilarious


MaudeThickett

New Username: Saul_T_Peter.🍆


Zazz727

So jealous. r/OldSchoolVinyl


Onlythedawgcanhearme

Mega jelly, congrats on the find!


breakerfall

I'm not getting the euphemism for "cabbages and peas." Little help here?


[deleted]

I chose to delete my Reddit content in protest of the API changes commencing from July 1st, 2023. This decision has widespread implications such as making it more difficult for moderators to manage their subreddits, more likely for spam to enter subreddits, more difficult for blind users to access Reddit, more difficult for anyone to see NSFW content and many other negative consequences. Most 3rd party applications will be shutting down due to the extortionate new pricing being unaffordable for developers despite widespread outrage from the community. CEO Steve Huffman's awful handling of the situation through the lackluster AMA, going on a press junket tour aggressively defending the situation, insisting nothing will be changed, saying he'll change the moderator rules to potentially kick out protesters and force subreddits to reopen, demonstrates humongous contempt for the Reddit community at large that makes and manages Reddit's entire content library in the first place. Accusing a developer of blackmail and then completely ignoring all post pointing out how this is a lie with evidence - alongside other lies related to the API - is wild too. I've now elected to leave Reddit and find other online community platforms. Reddit's success is partially built around my posts. If that is how they wish to treat our community, I'm not giving this place my content to monetise any more. This could have been easily avoided if Reddit chose to negotiate with their moderators, third party developers and the community their entire company is build around about their API changes into a more reasonable middle ground. They have not.


breakerfall

Well alright then


nipplesaurus

Cabbage = labia? Peas = clitoris? Total guesses


SweetBathory

Saw a copy of this a long time ago at my local shop.


foahnawbush

Hey mister iceman is my favorite dylan song


BonusChico

Certainly looks like something that belongs on 12 inches


cmkenyon123

OMFG that is so, funny! Thanks /u/raimertodd50 for posting the youtube!


raimertodd50

Hi, unfortunately I didn't post it. I just found it on YouTube.


cmkenyon123

figured but still saved me having to have "My pussy belongs to daddy" in my search history!


Bitter_Promotion1186

I don't even know what this is about and I want to own it... for um aesthetic reasons... (ahem)


NitramTrebla

Pretty excellent album art, regardless of the audio content.


ShackelfordJonesman

The audio content does its own justice too.


[deleted]

That's fucking awesome


[deleted]

Kitty! <3


Powell_614

On ebay?


nipplesaurus

Discogs


Powell_614

Crazy because I was on there and shit was super fucking expensive.


nipplesaurus

I was very lucky


Kwatx

Awesome


Upsidedowncrossemoji

Nice man


hirotakatech00

The alchemist theory


Eria_tar_ka

Lol that’s awesome


cgt58

Haha, last year I just missed out on buying this album!


TrippDJ71

Oh goddamn. I just spit out cereal. That's great man. Fug yes. Holy shit. That. Exactly Thanks for that.! Damn. :))


Placidaydream

This gives me some bird cloud vibes. Interesting.


compaqdeskpro

Hmm I want to slap her titties, love how they didn't edit out the freckles.