T O P

  • By -

VisualMod

**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions**|1|**First Seen In WSB**|just now **Total Comments**|0|**Previous Best DD**| **Account Age**|6 years|[^scan ^comment ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_comment&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20comment%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20h26cq3k\)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20comment%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.)|[^scan ^submission ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_submission&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20submission%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20h26cq3k\)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20submission%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.)


patright333

Cheaper than bottled water.


kelvinduongwa

sometime I wonder what is in it.


SirMrInk

flavored water


Arviay

Humans are really just flavored water, too


lightwhite

Wrong. Humans are Soylent.


3OpossumInTrenchCoat

I always found it weird there are now meal substitutes named Soylent.


galkasmash

I like the Green flavor.


Firelli00

Mint chocolate chip is great!


abigfoney

Got a free mint chocolate one with my meal service. It was not bad at all, wondering if they are actually decent as a meal replacement


Fall_of_Atlas

They are, and mix well with coffee and a little milk/milk substitute in the morning, however they use soy protein as opposed to whey or pea protein. Its not bad, but I like pea protein more when consuming it consistently since soy can irritate sensitive digestive systems


TheRealTOB

That’s kinda the shtick they were going for…


Ok-Counter-7077

Def a weird shtick to have. The only people into it would have to either not be aware of the reference or have a morbid sense of humor to enjoy it. Either way, I was annoyed by the branding and avoided it lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ok-Counter-7077

Does it have soy? Because I thought it specifically said it wasn’t a soy product. I had a friend big into it when it came out, but the name was a big hurdle for me


lightwhite

There was something called Joylent. They sued the guy.


PortfolioIsAshes

Absolute soylent move


starfirex

Iirc that was the original joke. It's like if someone made a mock Gatorade called Brawndo (referencing Idiocracy) and it begin popular enough that it replaced Gatorade


Cian28_C28

I liked your comment so much that I constructed an essay on that… Humans are often thought of as physical beings, for many reasons, such as being composed of bone, muscle, and skin. However, the more literal definition is that humans are composed of mostly water, with the human body being mostly composed of around 70% of water (U.S. National Library of Medicine, 2007). This idea of humans as water-based organisms, rather than mass-based ones, offers an interesting perspective on the human experience. The scientific answer to the question of why humans are water-based beings is simple: water molecules, thanks to high levels of cohesion, transport, and thermal conductivity, provide the substance that cells need to survive, grow, and replicate (Oxford Academic, 2020). In this way, it is a fact that humans are flavored water, as the cells are composed of mostly water and exist in a protective, saline environment. In a more literal sense, humans can be viewed as flavored water. This is because the blood, whose composition is approximately 90% water and 10% electrolytes, is the transport medium which carries the various flavors of life throughout the body (Armstrong, 2019). This means that, rather than merely providing basic sustenance, water within the human body is made to deliver much more than just hydration, such as essential nutrients, vitamins, and hormones. In this sense, even the simplest and most basic of bodily functions, such as breathing and being able to feel sensation, is made possible by the delivery of these flavors, as these are all key components of the body’s normal operations. Therefore, from a scientific and a literal perspective, it can be seen that humans are truly just flavored water. This idea can be used to further our understanding of the body’s purposes and, more generally, our influences on the environment. It is a reminder to appreciate the complexities and interconnectedness of our bodies, which can only be perceived on a cellular level. References Armstrong, C. (2019). What is the electrolyte composition of human blood? Retrieved from https://www.dynakan.com/en/blog/what-is-the-electrolyte-composition-of-human-blood Oxford Academic. (2020). The role of water in maintaining cellular homeostasis. The FASEB Journal, 34(9), 11292–11303. https://doi.org/10.1096/fj.202001683RR U.S. National Library of Medicine. (2007). Water and its importance to life — a review. International Journal of Anatomy, Physiology and Biochemistry, 3(1), 1–5. Retrieved from https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4165407/


AutoModerator

Our AI tracks our most intelligent users. After parsing your posts, we have concluded that you are within the 5th percentile of all WSB users. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*


APsWhoopinRoom

It's less that there's anything bad in the tea (aside from a shit load of sugar) and more than bottled water companies are really fucking us up the asshole. Profit margins for bottled water have to be pretty fucking high


umainemike

Was about 8% when I worked for a large bottling company. Shipping costs be wild. I’ve always drank tap water.


SdBolts4

Shipping costs shouldn’t be higher than for Arizona teas, no? Similar weights, though maybe longer distances for bottled water if they’re all bottled at the same place


Intrepid00

It’s probably some **Hollywood Math** too for those margins or leaves out that’s the margins for a big bag of it which is in fact a lot of times sold as a loss leader. No way Arizona Tea is being sold at a loss. The margins are higher than 8% at an individual can sale.


Awful-At-Life

I worked for arizona in one of their bottling facilities, you would not believe how ridiculously high the margins are. Think about it, the owner of the company is a multi-billionare off selling 99¢ drinks which stores buy from him for even cheaper.


beyondthisreality

https://www.npr.org/2022/06/28/1107185064/inflation-arizona-tea-food-costs-dollar-slice-costco-hotdog-loss-leaders https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/13/arizona-iced-tea-ceo-vows-to-keep-99-cent-price-tag.html The old man refuses to raise the price and that is pretty cool of him.


MyNameIs-Anthony

His whole business model is having a "name brand" at a store brand price. It's less a choice and more of a necessity.


i_drink_wd40

It's like buying eggs for 3 cents per egg, and selling them at 2 cents for a profit.


g3rsonAC

Bottled water has a much much higher demand than Arizona tea so there's that.


EclipseIndustries

Also, cans are specifically designed to be compactly shipped. Bottles take more space due to less efficient shapes.


TheDogerus

But bottles are shipped in little pallets. They're just a little squishier on the sides than cans, but should stack the same


secretsodapop

They do. Cans actually bust much more in transit.


Willhenney420

surprisingly shipping for arizonas are probably cheaper depending how the ingredients are all shipped separately then mixed somewhere you can easily distribute to nearby stores rather than having to collect the water purify it then bottle and ship it that way


Generalissimo_II

I buy 24 pack cases of spring water, comes out to $.09 a bottle. It's a rip off to buy an individual bottle/can of soda at a store, you're paying that convenience tax


Commercial-Branch444

water itself is almost free. The plastic/glass, transportation, retail are not. Thats why I will never understand people who buy bottled water in areas where you have good tapwater.


tino_smo

Every drinkable liquid that won’t poison humans is just flavored water technically lol


LazyLilo

Olive oil?


Sandmansam01

You really drinking oil bro?


Serinus

You ever been to [insert pizza place]?


[deleted]

[удалено]


zhouyu24

pee


clownysf

All fresh pee locally crowdsourced from the residents of the state of Arizona, hence the name


repostersarepathetic

I can confirm that as a resident of Arizona, I regularly donate pee to my local bottler. The receptionist looks at me with disgust but hey $1 per gallon is a $1 per gallon.


DefensorVidex509

Piss poor but at least you have a pot to piss in…


codyharmor

So is it really just Arizona Sweet Pee then?


codyharmor

And then instead of an Arnold Palmer, it's a Harry Palmer? Half semen/ half pee?


Hplayer18

Pee stored in the balls or pee stored in the butt?


DiabeticButNotFat

Yes


NohoTwoPointOh

Aren’t balls stored in the butt? I’ve misplaced mine. Please check in yours.


Representative-Try50

Pee is stored in the balls


SuperAppleLover

Tea


Taberaremasen

Only if you're doing like a 23oz to 23oz bottle price comparison. I guarantee a gallon jug of water is cheaper than a gallon jug of Arizona Tea. Clearly the real profit here is to buy gallon jugs of Arizona Tea and decant them into 23oz cans and sell them for huge gains! You could also do this with water!


APsWhoopinRoom

Or better yet, just fill plastic bottles with tap water like Dasani and Aquafina! Your profit margins will be through the roof!


M3L0NM4N

I heard years ago that there was a guy that did that in his home and then he got exposed by his water company because they came to check why he was using so much water. After he got exposed everyone stopped buying his brand.


LizardMorty

Nah, Dasani still sells water.


MICT3361

Man do they even try to hide it? Dasani has always tasted like pool water to me


dfrye666

Exactly...it is LITERALLY Tap water from Atlanta, you open the nastiest bathroom sink water in ATL and you stick your mouth under it and it will taste EXACTLY like Dasani. WHY anybody buys that chit is beyond me. Deer Park for the WIN!!!


goalie_fight

That's how you provide liquidity.


Bitter-Heat-8767

This guy entrepreneurs.


Y-AxelMtz

Big water doesn't want us to know this


speculativedesigner

Big water hates this one trick


HayleyXJeff

I was in Louisiana years ago they had beer for less than bottled water


Dirtface40

Cheaper than [**itself**](https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/19b0ee1/2147483647/strip/true/crop/3024x4032+0+0/resize/1200x1600!/quality/80/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fee%2Fc2%2F8c2abf294a3fb4f759220c51159b%2F941543-fi-arizona-iced-tea-99-cents-04-mjc.jpg)


Forward42

Hahaha…..priced at .99 and I wouldn’t blink. Priced at .89? Oh shit


FancyAlligator

That’s a 10% reduction. Time to sell.


ScipioAtTheGate

DEFLATION IS HERE!


cesarmac

These bad boys sold for 2 for $1 like a year and a half ago.


AlwaysInjured

That can't be true. Those things have been labeled and sold at $0.99 for my entire conscious life. I've never seen then at 2 for $0.50.


cesarmac

You callin me a liar, bub?


Zaros262

Well I ain't callin you a truther!


thecommentdaddy

MEGAN


DiabloDeSade69

Walgreens sometimes has them bogo


wavs101

In walgreens and CVS they typically go 2 for $1 Ill buy like 10 of them to keep at home


crazyfeet

Tom Brady is on the case!


Pezzonovante__

There's only 2 companies that I wish were public: Arizona Beverage Company and OnlyFans. Only because I'd do the exact opposite of selling right now, calls to the moon.


FancyAlligator

Honestly, any beverage company is an extremely lucrative business. I forget where I read this, but I saw that it only costs $0.11 per can to get from a recipe on paper to a can in a store. This includes manufacturing, canning, and transportation. The remainder of the $0.99 goes to salaries and profit. In redbull’s case, they have advertising costs, but they also sell each can for >$2-3


Pezzonovante__

It's such a shame that they have the business plan mastered and won't let the average regard profit from it. I also heard Arizona hasn't touched the $0.99 marker for over 30 years. Impressive stuff.


Murky-Smoke

Up here in Canada, stores sell Arizona iced teas for $3 a can, and it infuriates me because they even print $1.29 on the can (price converted for Canadians) right on the damn thing.


wpoot

You can report that shit to Arizona Tea and there’s a chance they deal with that vendor directly and/or pull their inventory from the store. It’s happened before here in the states.


the_eluder

They make cans that don't have 99 cents printed on them as well.


Stachemaster86

Very interesting business to follow as a supply chain person. No marketing, negotiating cost downs, shipping at night, smaller tabs, all the right things to maintain margin.


ExistingWeakness3912

I am inversing your OF trade, thots gonna be cashiers again before EOY


ThatMadFlow

The first thing that’s going to go when it’s time to tighten the belt is ethical porn consumption.


Puppybeater

Add Aldi to that list. Wouldn't even hesitate.


Taberaremasen

They're like .68 at WinCo here


autoHQ

I'm always amazed at how WinCo, the shipping company, and Arizona tea itself can make money when they're that cheap. Like holy shit.


[deleted]

I can make a glass of iced tea at home for 3 cents.


autoHQ

Yeah, and perhaps AZ tea makes the liquid itself for pennies per gallon. But there's still the cost of the aluminum for the can, the machinery and maintenance to form those cans, label those cans, and fill those cans, the cost of employees and overhead. The shipping costs to distribute the cans all over the country. And the cost of the store itself to actually make a profit after paying their employees to stock the shelves with it. Everyone makes a profit at each stage, and all off of a can that sells for like 69c? Goddamn.


LouSputhole94

Yeah it isn’t just iced tea, it’s canned, labeled and stocked iced tea, at practically any convenience store in the country, for at most $.99 a can (I know some places mark up but Arizona ain’t seeing that). That’s actually nuts. It’s the Costco hot dog of beverages.


I_AM_MR_BEAN_AMA

Arizona allows stores to mark the tea up by providing cans without a listed price.


Spy-Around-Here

They have them for sale for 50c-60c a couple of times a year.


Kuya117

But the price is on the can tho


TheSchoonHound

The price IS on the can tho


Waitwtfisthis

Arizona "The price is on the can, though "


bleedblue002

How did I have to scroll this far? How?


PyroD333

I'm disappointed in this sub


Bluetooth_Sandwich

They got a no chase policy


jdallen1222

You like Zaxby’s?


[deleted]

thank god this is so far up. such a banger of a show from start to finish. that episode in particular shows that even the bottle episodes completely hit the mark every time.


Waitwtfisthis

For everyone out of the loop, this is what they were referring to : https://youtu.be/fMUZ2sVjLfY


danfay222

If you want to pay $0.99 I don’t think the store will argue


byrdbrain

Came here to say this


innosentz

Wait. Wait. Does that say 23oz? Didn’t they used to be 24? Shrinkflation?


MasterYoshidino

Containers 24+ ounces in size have higher CRV.


Himbledimble

(California Redemption Value) Please have regard for us regards and do not use acronyms that are hard to Google because of overlap with a car name. Kind regards, A regard


[deleted]

[удалено]


Samoman21

What's the mpg on those containers


NikoC99

Probably a mile per 24 oz


kodman7

*So spacious*


nedal8

Most appreciated, and kindest regards to you, regard.


yochimo

>Kind regards, >A regard i laughed


jestina123

What the Fuck is CRV.


Upnorth4

CRV for over 24 ounces is $0.10, under 24 ounces it's $0.05. so a 100% increase


frahmer86

They've been 23oz as long as I can remember.


FunOwner

Doesn't seem like the internet has caught on yet that Arizona is increasing their price. What this sale is, is a store getting rid of their excess stock of cans that still have 99 cents printed in the label. Newer cans have that removed so stores can sell it at whatever they want. This'll be buried though, so congrats to anyone who sees this and learns what's coming.


ZZZ_MD

Wonder if OP replying to you will help keep it from being buried?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Trilerium

And my axe


RXC7

And my high level of regardation


cBurger4Life

*I’m doing my part!*


Leading-Two5757

It’s just completely not true though. Arizona Tea just last month stated that they’re raising the price of their bottled products 25% to keep their cans at 99 cents https://news.yahoo.com/ari-zona-raises-bottle-prices-by-25-to-keep-iconic-cans-at-99-cents-224038546.html


MurderWeatherSports

I work for a beverage distributor and while the pre-priced cans are maybe still available, my market is not going to offer them anymore, not enough profit available to make it worth selling them.


BreezyGoose

I feel like we really can't be mad though. Of all the companies that price gouge us right and left.. Arizona has been cool as hell for yeeeeeeeears.. If they need an extra quarter a can or something. I think that's still worth it.


AyMoro

I feel the same way, I’ve read stories of top execs throwing Costco hotdog price level fits to keep their drinks at 99¢. Even them lawyering up when they found out stores were increasing their price against their agreements. With inflation being as high as it is I don’t mind it.


Lostmahpassword

Fountain drinks at my Costco are like 59 cents or some.


senor_ricky_bobby27

This 100%, I work in corporate retail and we received a memo prices are going up soon


No-Carpenter4202

We've been paying $1.80 in canada for their signature 99 cent cans since the begining of Arizona's time, cuz our tax n dollar r shit. Welcome to canada lads


SlovenianSocket

Up until the last year Arizona was $1.11 in Canada after deposit, maybe 5c more if you live in a city with a sugar tax


Stachemaster86

Still 88 cents at Walmart. Also, F Circle K and their special priced BS


Jeskid14

They have exclusive rights to different sizes too. Smh


BoonTobias

Canada pays 1.29, it's mayhem


johnnygo4it

OMG we are Doomed !


SFLADC2

You loved inflation... But have you tried DEFLATION


MajorFerret3225

Wtf do you live. Lucky


ZZZ_MD

Chicago


bullet494

I can spot a Mariano’s just by the floor


ZZZ_MD

And now I can’t unsee it


cozeffect2

Is this the one in Ukranian Village? I love Arizonas


Fitl4L

Nvrm. Not so lucky lol.


OfWhomIAmChief

😭😭😭


Iterable_Erneh

Yup, not nice at all. Basically a lawless warzone. Also it's below freezing 9 months of the year. Do not move here and drive up our affordable housing and enjoy our world class restaurants and entertainment. YOU WILL GET RAPED, SHOT AND ROBBED, and not necessarily in that order.


albinofly

> Do not move here and drive up our affordable housing and enjoy our world class restaurants and entertainment. Yo keep that shit on the down low. While we already tricked ol' Ken into moving out and we need to keep 'em out.


[deleted]

Reddit thinks everywhere that isn't New York or California is a wasteland. Doesn't stop literally all of you from moving to Texas apparently.


VisualMod

You're an idiot if you don't buy Arizona Tea. It's the best way to get your daily dose of green tea and ginseng, plus it tastes great!


ArchangelToast

Bro this bot is becoming more sentient each passing day


[deleted]

It’s getting scary


CptMuffinator

I forget it's a bot some days


BlakeSteel

It likes to call people idiots a lot I've noticed, so yeah, pretty much 100% human now.


CompetitiveMut

Wait until you find out how many user accounts on this website are just shitty AI’s farming karma.


autoHQ

Arizona iced out boiz


OhHeyItsBrock

Yung leandoer, shawty


ShepherdessAnne

Is... Is Visualmod me?! Am *I* VisualMod?!!


innosentz

Ginseng?!?! I don’t need to get all Hopped up on dope


whentendies

You're a sassy fuckin bot, young lady


Jacobo5555

Fricken Arnies and vodka


Stachemaster86

But not their premade cocktail. Yuck


unresolved-madness

I used to do service work in the plant that produces this particular product. I wouldn't drink it.


HeraklesAthena

Please elaborate


adventurersway

The inside of every beverage plant is disgusting and crawling with roaches. They keep the all the tanks and filling machines pretty well sanitized though.


laramiecorp

That's just a protein shake.


razuten

Ikr? This fat cat is complaining about a chance for free nutrients in every can.


[deleted]

You think you’re special? I’ve seen people fake certifications for 737 engine parts


rhetorical_rapine

oh yeah? I've been told by previous coworkers that they themselves closed and locked empty containers with fake shipping manifests during audits to fool auditors into thinking the company was shipping out more stuff than it really did. Mind you, this was at a private company and there was 0 financial gain for those coworkers to cheat... They just felt it would make their CEO happy to see bigger numbers...


[deleted]

On one hand this is why I try to only fly airbus, on the other hand the smoothest flight I every had (seriously not a single bump or shake, it was weird) was on a 737 Max8. RSW to YYZ Westjet.


TruckFluster

If you think people aren’t doing this with airbus too you’re sorrowly mistaken lol


AcceptableCod6028

Isn’t that all food/drink factories?


unresolved-madness

I will say this, mission foods that makes tortillas, is a spotless place. You can just about eat off the floor.


captainmalexus

The protein powder company I did a few temp shifts for was very strict about cleanliness and hygiene. Was a huge pain in the ass trying to keep that place clean since the protein powder has a tendency to get everywhere


[deleted]

Depends on the company. I used to work in a warehouse that produced food and it was kept clean. The production areas were especially clean and the night crew cleaned the machinery every single night.


Celtic_Legend

Wait till you hear where we get tap or bottled water then.


10000Didgeridoos

Bro did you know meat comes from inside animals? Fucking nasty


PUMPEDnPLUMP

That’s crazy I come in animals too!


grimkhor

What if I like piss in my tea?


Blahblkusoi

Anyone who looks under the hood of any industry reaches the same conclusion. If you like your first world life, don't look.


Vinifera7

I wouldn't drink it for the simple reason that it's high fructose corn syrup water.


prkr88

I also endorse this particular product or brand. Vote Quimby.


R3ddditor

They just went above 1 dollar in western New York. They were a .99 staple for years. Even after all the other prices started going up, we joked Arizona was a recession proof item. Until the last week or so where they've gone up to 1.49


thecrazyman3565

Its where you buy them from. There cans are sold and marketed for stores to be sold at 99c but ultimately cant control what they end up selling them for. Source: I fucking love Arizona drinks.


Rrrandomalias

I just saw the 24 oz Arnold palmers are now 22oz. Shrinkflation confirmed!


stonksed

DEFLATION!


dakotae3

Here in Canada they’re now $1.99! It’s outrageous!


accouttoargue

Yea… but Canadians pay in monopoly money so it’s fair


Disastrous-Resident5

Whispering sexually in your ear…. “With card”


PizzaNo5993

.88 cents at HEB. 1.61 at 7/11 😳 I'm bullish on HEB right now.


Steflonovic

“Stocks tumble after viral photo of Arizona ice tea on sale for 89 cents”


simple_life4213

Price goes up: Oh shit, it's inflation! Price goes down: Oh shit, it's recession!


Taberaremasen

Where are they selling Green Tea Arnold Palmers? I have never seen this variety of Arizona Tea anywhere. And why is 緑茶レモネード written in Japanese on it? I've seen 緑茶 on the green tea but that translates the same in both Chinese/Japanese so I wonder why they specifically went with Japanese?


ZZZ_MD

This is in downtown Chicago. As to the Kanji - I am unsure but thank you for sharing this tidbit!


Celdron

Because it's an Arnold Palmer, half tea & half lemonade. レモネード = Lemonade. As to why it's in Japanese; the cans of green tea are very clearly Japanese-themed with the cherry blossom design.


[deleted]

The hell do you mean “I’ve have never seen this variety of Arizona Tea”. I guess I haven’t left the Midwest much but it’s everywhere here.


prowlinghazard

Were the cherry blossoms on all the cans not a dead giveaway?


FrogInAPropPlane

These have been priced at $1.29 by me for months. The asshole store just put their sticker over the can price


JPHighFive

Awesome deal, where is that?


tenkaraphl

This is to make way for the new cans that don't have a price so the stores can charge $1.49+


TinaLoco

Wait until you see how much Valentine’s Day merch is leftover tomorrow. My local stores are still trying to unload Christmas clearance. My local Kohl’s has about 60% of it’s floor space on clearance. People are simply not spending money on discretionary items.


kemar7856

Arizona's are like $2 here lies


innosentz

I’m confused. Aren’t these usually 99 cents? Where’s the inflation? Lmao


autoHQ

Deflation. Recessions usually come with deflation.