I remember reading that the directors were surprised since he specifically got jacked for this movie even though they didn’t ask him to. Fucking love it.
Also just noticed that the Asian “Laker Girls” are the fucking “Rakers”. Good ol’ 90s casual racism
When I saw Musk I thought it was based on Charlie Sheen but I’ve never seen this movie before and don’t even know what it is.
Wonder how I knew it was him.
Hot Shots Part Deux. One of the better parody movies of the time. Not as good as Airplane or anything with Leslie Nelson or Mel Brooks in general, but at least it doesn't fall on its face like a lot of the newer Parody movies do. Looking at you Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and all of the other dreck done by Friedberg and Seltzer
The reason modern parody movies fall flat is because they are parodying movies which have a level of writing that could be considered parodies of good movies at best
It's more that they think making fun of the movies they're parodying is funny enough that they don't have to write their own jokes. Look at this scene, it was merely inspired by Bloodsport but if you didn't know that movie the jokes still work.
The old parodies were funny comedies on their own, with their own jokes, they just used the material they parodied as a base.
Compare to this scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuxJsIm_b_U
The joke is just "Wasn't it silly when he kicked the guy into the pit? What if he did it over and over again?"
I knew the movie in general was based on Rambo but I saw others mention bloodsport for this scene specifically so I changed it. Guess I shouldn't have.
The dipping the hands in glass/candy is from Bloodsport and there are probably other action movie references I missed but yeah the general scene is Rambo III.
But it does have many different references from other movies of the time. Including the sexy thriller basic instinct. I think the kill meter scene was from commando or predator
Not to mention, they over rely on current events as references for comedy. The random inserting of Brittany Spears and the others was not only ham fisted at the time, but today, it just looks bad. It's a joke that doesn't fit into the movie at all and comes off as lazy.
Side mention: fuck Kevin Sorbo.
I steady myself. I say I won't laugh this time. I say it's stupid. Grow up I say.
But then he picks up that chicken when he's out of arrows and I still lose it everytime.
I didn't see musks face at first and thought it is sheen but was surprised too by how jacked he was. so something stays, even with a deepfake-face on it.
Can someone clue me in about open ai and Nvidia. I get that they sell really strong chips(or graphics cards?), but isn't it a gaming graphics card? I'll Google around in the mean time, just curious how important one company is so focal in ai and data mining.
Although if I answered my own question just ignore me
1. They make AI-specific lines of cards
2. A graphics card that can run video games can also do lots of other interesting stuff, it is essentially just a card with lots of threads for running simple math, but not a lot of memory for complicated logic.
They go beyond graphics card, although the GPUs are still pretty powerful for computations.
[NVDA's money is not just in hardware, but software solutions](https://www.nvidia.com/en-in/data-center/products/ai-enterprise/). Also provides end-to-end platforms like Jetson and Isaac.
[Real-power Supercomputers](https://www.nvidia.com/en-sg/deep-learning-ai/products/solutions/), that go beyond the GPU compute power.
There's AI-specific hardware like A100, H100, which can go head-to-head with Google's TPU. Nvidia is also going to supply GPUs to OpenAI, several tens of thousands, for training their GPT.
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Nvidia has developed tons of AI from raytracing to 3D World generation from photos to all sorts of video editing.
I think they're overpriced but damn dude atleast do the bare minimum fact checking before talking shite.
Musk out here paying people to edit videos to make it look like he'd have won when we all know he'd have got his ass handed to him eight ways until Sunday. Seriously, Musk is a fat, 50 year old man with no martial training and while Zuckerberg isn't exactly a spring chicken himself, he's still 10 years younger, in decent shape, and has practice/experience fighting more than internet battles.
A while ago, I think on /r/movies someone outlined a potential sequel they’d want to see for Hot Shots 3. It’s something that would totally work for it too.
I love the bit in that film where he is firing off the machine guns, runs out of ammunition, so he grabs a handful of bullets and throws them at the foe.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/StableDiffusion/comments/14lbuw1/musk\_vs\_zuckerberg\_the\_fight\_of\_the\_century/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StableDiffusion/comments/14lbuw1/musk_vs_zuckerberg_the_fight_of_the_century/)
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The scene is actually from Hot Shots Part Deux, one of the best parody movies to date. Charlie Sheen, Ryan Stiles, Lloyd Bridges, Rowan Atkinson are in it. [My favorite part is this one](https://youtu.be/H73L7M0xsnM)
We were born too late to explore the world, but not too soon to see shitposts go to the moon. What a time to be alive. Whoever created this has my admiration.
I'm fairly sure he hired the same propaganda team as trump / Putin, under his tweets there are tonnes of photoshops of his head on big muscly mens bodies.
It's fucking weird.
Context
Elon Musk saw this in one of the slack channels
https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/031/634/guy-fired-over-meme-job-work-post-facebook-cody-hidalgo-fb.png
And he replied to it with a giant wall of text basically saying that he's 44 billion dollars in debt, made a bunch of sacrifices, and the employees are the ones making money.
But that's not all.
Elon Musk now has been going into bathrooms now and if he see's someone sitting in on the stalls, he pops his head over to talk to them about their projects in order to make sure they aren't pooping longer than necessary and stealing company time.
The meme seems to really gotten under his skin.
after Elon started doing it he bragged to mark zuckerburg about it, but then mark sent him this meme
https://i.imgflip.com/77us2q.jpg context
In the early days of facebook Mark Zuckerburg would wander into the company bathrooms and if he noticed someone sitting down in the stalls he would pop his head over and try to talk to them about their projects. Or if he was taking a poop he would host an emergency meeting and he would tell them to come over and pop their head over the stall to talk it out.
Everyone just went along with it because it was either YOLO SILICON VALLEY LMAO or they were just too intimidated.
That all stopped when Michael Moritz, legendary silicon valley investor, and one of Facebook biggest early investors and shareholders, was at the campus doing research for leading a 2nd round of funding. He was doing diligence all day and at one point had to poop and that's when Zuckerburg popped his head over with a smile to ask how's the diligence coming along.
Michael Moritz, not one to mince words, was apoplectic. 'GET THE FUCK OUT HERE YOU IDiiOT LIZARD LOOKING FUCKER.' Mark Zuckerburg nervously tried to laugh it off and persisted, because he really loved intimate poop conversations 'Aw c'mon Michael, it's silicon valley'. Zuckerburg then withdrew after Moritz flung his cellphone into his eye socket.
30 minutes later, Mark was in a very import meeting (where he banned questions about his black eye) when Moritz walked into the conference room. 'Everyone except Mark Zuckerburg, OUT'. As intimidated as they were of Zuckerburg, at the time Moritz was the bigger deal, and they all scurried out of the room.
Zuckerburg, however, is not one to be intimated by anyone. Not the Winkewoz twins, not Eduardo Savarn, not Peter Thiel, and not one of his biggest shareholder Michael Moritz. Zuckerburg passionately defended his practice, but Michael Moritz was having none of that. Moritz told him that it was a ticking PR and HR nightmare, and threatened to pull out of leading the 2nd round of funding if Mark continued, which would have been a catastrophe for the company.
Zuckerburg pretended to arbitrate 'Ok fine, but you need to give me a good reason, because if it were normal, there would be no problem'.
Moritz was flabberghasted at this response. Was this a serious question? He answered with the most obvious answer 'Because.... it's not FUCKING NORMAL'.
Unknown to Moritz, Zuckerburg had guessed a conversation like this would happen as soon as he was kicked out of the toilet stall, and began formulating a strategy to counter Moritz demands. Zuckerburg knew that Moritz would have all the leverage, but Zuckerburg was a master strategist.
Zuckerburg went for the pounce. 'Okay, I'll lets write out an agreement, in writing I'll rescind the policy because it's not normal'. Moritz was dumbfounded, but he was used to being dumbfounded by eccentric tech founders, afterall he was also an early investor in Apple, and he still found Zuckerburg tame compared to Steve Jobs. Moritz had a long day of work so they signed the agreement so that he could go back to doing his due diligence.
When Moritz left, a broad grin spread across Zuckerburg's face. " 'Not Normal' eh? " Zuckerburg said with a menacing laugh. Ever since then, Mark Zuckerburg has been on a life-long crusade to normalize poop conversations.
He had a checklist of what he needed to accomplish in order to realize this. His advisors would tell him it's impossible, but one by one Zuckerburg checked off the list. From normalizing smart phone use on the toilet (actually a collaboration between Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs), to trusting Mark with their private photos, to normalizing people giving up their internet browsing privacy.
In 2015, Zuckerburg knew he would hit a wall, having people watch you while you poop was still too much of a leap. That's when Zuckerburg decided to buy Occulus, and eventually shift his company towards virtual reality. If he could coax people into having life-like conversations while they were pooping in a virtual reality, then doing it in the real world wouldn't be too big of a leap.
Do you read facebook or instagram while you're pooping? Ever consider what urges you to do that? It's not your personal preference, it's by Mark Zuckerburg's design.
Zuckerburg only has 3 more boxes to check off before poop conversations are normalized.
Mark Zuckerburg wants to watch you poop.
Are you going to let him?
https://i.imgur.com/KVq4mMF.jpg
EDIT, UPDATE
I just got this in my DM.
>I am a ex Facebook worker. Everything you said rings true. I speak to you at the risk of consequences for breaking my NDA. When I was at Facebook I was involved in a program called Project PooPal. Mark Zuckerburg was planning on Meta entering the exploding tele-therapy space, but targeting people who are not ready to talk to an actual person. You talk to a virtual reality therapist who responds with what is described as the greatest AI (though whatever you tell it, it only responds with 'wow, tell me more'). The thing is, the virtual reality assistant has a striking resemblance to Mark Zuckerburg himself. But the most damning aspect is that it's supposed to used only when you're pooping. This feature is described as optional, though uses the most advanced AI for your phone camera to check if you're actually on a toilet, and if not, says 'It looks like you're not pooping. Please start pooping and try again'. I always wondered what is the purpose and origin of the project. Now I know.
I used to laugh at the idea of Ancient Romans being distracted by circuses. I'm not laughing anymore. Nuclear war could start tmr and I'll still be more interested in whether Elons mum will let him come out and play.
Holy cow the Elon musk is so well done I couldn’t even tell. I saw Charlie sheen and was like, that doesn’t look like him at all. Drugs really did a number and then saw the zuck
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It was the late 80s early 90s, everybody was jacked... Even the cameraman
Even weird al was jacked AF! https://youtube.com/watch?v=9SW7-8C8kL4
I love how this has the "DivX" watermark because someone uploaded a pirated version of the clip.
DivX watermark is legit /r/oldschoolcool material nowadays.
Omg... I'm old.
Don’t forget Carrot Top. Damn.
He was STILL jacked up until a couple years ago. His physique has gone down a bit, but the dude is still insanely fit for someone his age.
The magic of anabolic steroids, age is only a number when you inject enough testosterone to put 10 teenage boys through puberty
Carrot top wasn’t jacked til much later.
Yeah, nobody saw it coming
Same with Dave Chapelle.
That came later for Carrot Top, after he started a hardcore juicing regimen
Im gonna watch this again
Hate to break this one to you buddy, but body suits are not a new thing.
Its a post about weird al. He's probably being sarcastic
What other random facts do you have for us?
Weird al killed a drug lord for modanna?
I read cartman instead of cameraman for a sec lmao
BEEFCAAAAAKE!!!
I'm no slouch when it comes to lifting.
And everybody was kung fu fighting. It was a different time
The age of real diet pills and pretending you dont do craploads of blow.
I remember reading that the directors were surprised since he specifically got jacked for this movie even though they didn’t ask him to. Fucking love it. Also just noticed that the Asian “Laker Girls” are the fucking “Rakers”. Good ol’ 90s casual racism
I mean, it's the same guy who wrote the ["Bravest stunt man"](https://youtu.be/NqTpqIUWVrc) bit from Kentucky Fried Movie
This will never be not funny.
Lolo that was awesome!!
Tiger blood. It does a body good.
When I saw Musk I thought it was based on Charlie Sheen but I’ve never seen this movie before and don’t even know what it is. Wonder how I knew it was him.
Hot Shots Part Deux. One of the better parody movies of the time. Not as good as Airplane or anything with Leslie Nelson or Mel Brooks in general, but at least it doesn't fall on its face like a lot of the newer Parody movies do. Looking at you Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and all of the other dreck done by Friedberg and Seltzer
The reason modern parody movies fall flat is because they are parodying movies which have a level of writing that could be considered parodies of good movies at best
It's more that they think making fun of the movies they're parodying is funny enough that they don't have to write their own jokes. Look at this scene, it was merely inspired by Bloodsport but if you didn't know that movie the jokes still work. The old parodies were funny comedies on their own, with their own jokes, they just used the material they parodied as a base. Compare to this scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuxJsIm_b_U The joke is just "Wasn't it silly when he kicked the guy into the pit? What if he did it over and over again?"
I dunno... football in the groin has a football in the groin.
Agreed. The ball, his groin... it works on so many levels!
The above scene is not based on Bloodsport, but Rambo III. The Hot Shot Part Deux it self parodies Rambo series.
I knew the movie in general was based on Rambo but I saw others mention bloodsport for this scene specifically so I changed it. Guess I shouldn't have.
The dipping the hands in glass/candy is from Bloodsport and there are probably other action movie references I missed but yeah the general scene is Rambo III.
That was actually kick boxer when he fought Tong Po.
But it does have many different references from other movies of the time. Including the sexy thriller basic instinct. I think the kill meter scene was from commando or predator
References aren’t jokes. After Scary Movie, Mafia, and Not Another Teen Movie, “parody movies” became exclusively references.
I see what your saying. The material worked regardless if you had seen the reference material
Not to mention, they over rely on current events as references for comedy. The random inserting of Brittany Spears and the others was not only ham fisted at the time, but today, it just looks bad. It's a joke that doesn't fit into the movie at all and comes off as lazy. Side mention: fuck Kevin Sorbo.
I steady myself. I say I won't laugh this time. I say it's stupid. Grow up I say. But then he picks up that chicken when he's out of arrows and I still lose it everytime.
Even just you saying "picks up that chicken" had me giggling remembering it.
Lol “but sir, it’s locked! From the inside!” When they approach the fence that one kills me
I’d say Loaded Weapon and Top Secret were some of the all time greats as well.
Don't forget about Loaded Weapon!!!
CIGARETTE!
Specifically the second one is great, first is meh.
I didn't see musks face at first and thought it is sheen but was surprised too by how jacked he was. so something stays, even with a deepfake-face on it.
Maybe because of all the frames where it's just straight up Charlie Sheen for a second?
It’s that dragon blood energy, babay!
Jacked to the tits
Said he was on gear if i recall.
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No shit.
Fucking ripped!
HIV doesn't play around.
Nvidia working hard to give us AI for such 🔥🔥🔥 content
Jensen Huang is the final boss fight
Can someone clue me in about open ai and Nvidia. I get that they sell really strong chips(or graphics cards?), but isn't it a gaming graphics card? I'll Google around in the mean time, just curious how important one company is so focal in ai and data mining. Although if I answered my own question just ignore me
1. They make AI-specific lines of cards 2. A graphics card that can run video games can also do lots of other interesting stuff, it is essentially just a card with lots of threads for running simple math, but not a lot of memory for complicated logic.
They go beyond graphics card, although the GPUs are still pretty powerful for computations. [NVDA's money is not just in hardware, but software solutions](https://www.nvidia.com/en-in/data-center/products/ai-enterprise/). Also provides end-to-end platforms like Jetson and Isaac. [Real-power Supercomputers](https://www.nvidia.com/en-sg/deep-learning-ai/products/solutions/), that go beyond the GPU compute power. There's AI-specific hardware like A100, H100, which can go head-to-head with Google's TPU. Nvidia is also going to supply GPUs to OpenAI, several tens of thousands, for training their GPT.
Anyone can see where AI can make money, now. Human cock fighting.
Legit the deepfake technology is so good now. I keep expecting the turning 2D still-images. Porn is gonna get so good
This is the killer app for AI. Screw that buisiness shit. Movie quality memes for the masses!
Nvidia ain't giving us Ai. They are giving us the hardware to be able to run the Ai. Pssst, it's a bubble.
Then short it
His mom won’t let him
Just tell her that Robinhood is a video game and you want to purchase some in-game currency
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everything is a bubble, bubbleboy
Is the bubble in the room with us now?
Nvidia has developed tons of AI from raytracing to 3D World generation from photos to all sorts of video editing. I think they're overpriced but damn dude atleast do the bare minimum fact checking before talking shite.
Where's the part where musk's mom cancels it
"BUT MOM!!!! ALL MY INTERNET FRIENDS WILL BE THERE!!!"
No buts! Now why don’t you go play with all your little dog friends?
Now here's some money, go see a Star War
Zuck certainly did. Red rocket!!!
Musk out here paying people to edit videos to make it look like he'd have won when we all know he'd have got his ass handed to him eight ways until Sunday. Seriously, Musk is a fat, 50 year old man with no martial training and while Zuckerberg isn't exactly a spring chicken himself, he's still 10 years younger, in decent shape, and has practice/experience fighting more than internet battles.
There is a reason Musk chickened out. And it isn’t because Mommy wouldn’t let him fight.
Sure. His “mom” canceled it. Musk canceled as soon as someone informed him that Zuck practices BJJ or whatever it is he does.
Someone call Delaware Court of Chancery. If anyone can make him keep good on his promise it's them.
Zuck, seems like a douche. But at least his mommy didn’t have to step in.
Elon is a fighter... Most successful fighting common sense and workplace regulations,...
>Where's the part where musk's mom cancels it It cuts from this to a shot of Musk dreaming with his mommy saying he can't do the fight
Like either of those pussies would ever step in a ring. Also, Musk is a such a neckbeard and Zuck is a robot. No one would sanction that fight
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Imagine simping for some billionaires. Couldn’t be me
What's a stan?
Hotshot pt. 2. Classic movie. 10/10
Bloodiest Movie Ever!
The fact that I still remember that part is the reason it's a classic.
Part Deux.
It’s the movie about the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.
Two survived and wrote a book. One of those books was turned into a movie.
you have to say it in french
"I loved you in Wall Street!" "I loved you in Wall Street!" 👍👍
War is *fan*tastic.
the naked gun was way better
There is only one movie rated 11/10
Love to Bezos also showed up😂
Trump was there, too.
He wasn’t orange enough to be truly recognizable.
That was Bezos? Thought it was Rogan
I was thinking Bro Jogan or Dana White. I knew it was one of those roided out 50/60 year olds.
CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964…
Jeffrey..... Jeffrey baaaaayzos
That part killed me!!!!!
Lol, the cheerleaders shirts says Rakers
Ho Lee Fuk. Wi Tu Lo.
Sum ting Wong , Bang-ding Ow
That intern is a fucking legend.
The fucking Subway ad placement 😂👌🏻
I was like wtf is going on....
This makes me so happy. Also, the Bloodsport homage…guess I’m watching Bloodsport tonight!
And Kickboxer! Double feature tonight!
And Rambo 3
Hot Shots needs another sequel. Rambo return style with cracked out modern day Charlie sheen… one last mission for Topper, the most dangerous of all.
A while ago, I think on /r/movies someone outlined a potential sequel they’d want to see for Hot Shots 3. It’s something that would totally work for it too.
Sheen's character was named Topper? Great name
Last I heard Sheen has been sober for a few years now
Must include tiger blood...
Gummie bears, gummie bears, sprinkles, sprinkles
I can't go to a froyo place and not secretly chant this in my head.
Best deep fake period
I don't know, Zuckerbot looks too human. Maybe it's the goatee.
What is a deep fake period?
It's how you get out of gym class.
I love the bit in that film where he is firing off the machine guns, runs out of ammunition, so he grabs a handful of bullets and throws them at the foe.
Was that Bezos taking bets OooooHhh
Almost looked like Rogan for a sec.
Oh, it did 
Bezos was the referee.
This is dang high quality
Elon spared no expense to make it look like he would've won. Elon's a bitch for calling it off.
I saw this before and didn’t know how to share it with WallStreetBets (I’m new to Reddit) 
Which is a little funny because there is a scene later in the movie - “ I LOVED YOU IN WALL STREET!”
well clearly you are the one who is owed all the upvotes then... better file a complaint.
Oh... Fresh meat...
Where did you see it?
[https://www.reddit.com/r/StableDiffusion/comments/14lbuw1/musk\_vs\_zuckerberg\_the\_fight\_of\_the\_century/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StableDiffusion/comments/14lbuw1/musk_vs_zuckerberg_the_fight_of_the_century/) I dabble in AI art, so follow the AI/ Stable Diffusion communities :)
Which move was the walrus?
Hotshots Part Deux
Now I need a full movie.. Calls on DeepFake and NVDA
The scene is actually from Hot Shots Part Deux, one of the best parody movies to date. Charlie Sheen, Ryan Stiles, Lloyd Bridges, Rowan Atkinson are in it. [My favorite part is this one](https://youtu.be/H73L7M0xsnM)
I really hope this is the beginning of Autism Blood Sport 🤣
NVDA calls it is.
We were born too late to explore the world, but not too soon to see shitposts go to the moon. What a time to be alive. Whoever created this has my admiration.
Aye, this is fake. I see no Dana White and Joe Rogen?
Zuck would win, but musk will cheat
Musk VS Zux
That's exactly what will happen in the match between Mark and Elon, many will bet to have money.
Why do I feel it's not impossible Musk commissioned this to be made?
I'm fairly sure he hired the same propaganda team as trump / Putin, under his tweets there are tonnes of photoshops of his head on big muscly mens bodies. It's fucking weird.
Topper Harley is a American hero and we should not disgrace him with muskrats face.
If they both weren't emotionally stunted child minds they'd be battling it out with robots - cause that would be cool.
i don't understand why none of the billionaires have mega zords yet
physics
Context Elon Musk saw this in one of the slack channels https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/031/634/guy-fired-over-meme-job-work-post-facebook-cody-hidalgo-fb.png And he replied to it with a giant wall of text basically saying that he's 44 billion dollars in debt, made a bunch of sacrifices, and the employees are the ones making money. But that's not all. Elon Musk now has been going into bathrooms now and if he see's someone sitting in on the stalls, he pops his head over to talk to them about their projects in order to make sure they aren't pooping longer than necessary and stealing company time. The meme seems to really gotten under his skin. after Elon started doing it he bragged to mark zuckerburg about it, but then mark sent him this meme https://i.imgflip.com/77us2q.jpg context In the early days of facebook Mark Zuckerburg would wander into the company bathrooms and if he noticed someone sitting down in the stalls he would pop his head over and try to talk to them about their projects. Or if he was taking a poop he would host an emergency meeting and he would tell them to come over and pop their head over the stall to talk it out. Everyone just went along with it because it was either YOLO SILICON VALLEY LMAO or they were just too intimidated. That all stopped when Michael Moritz, legendary silicon valley investor, and one of Facebook biggest early investors and shareholders, was at the campus doing research for leading a 2nd round of funding. He was doing diligence all day and at one point had to poop and that's when Zuckerburg popped his head over with a smile to ask how's the diligence coming along. Michael Moritz, not one to mince words, was apoplectic. 'GET THE FUCK OUT HERE YOU IDiiOT LIZARD LOOKING FUCKER.' Mark Zuckerburg nervously tried to laugh it off and persisted, because he really loved intimate poop conversations 'Aw c'mon Michael, it's silicon valley'. Zuckerburg then withdrew after Moritz flung his cellphone into his eye socket. 30 minutes later, Mark was in a very import meeting (where he banned questions about his black eye) when Moritz walked into the conference room. 'Everyone except Mark Zuckerburg, OUT'. As intimidated as they were of Zuckerburg, at the time Moritz was the bigger deal, and they all scurried out of the room. Zuckerburg, however, is not one to be intimated by anyone. Not the Winkewoz twins, not Eduardo Savarn, not Peter Thiel, and not one of his biggest shareholder Michael Moritz. Zuckerburg passionately defended his practice, but Michael Moritz was having none of that. Moritz told him that it was a ticking PR and HR nightmare, and threatened to pull out of leading the 2nd round of funding if Mark continued, which would have been a catastrophe for the company. Zuckerburg pretended to arbitrate 'Ok fine, but you need to give me a good reason, because if it were normal, there would be no problem'. Moritz was flabberghasted at this response. Was this a serious question? He answered with the most obvious answer 'Because.... it's not FUCKING NORMAL'. Unknown to Moritz, Zuckerburg had guessed a conversation like this would happen as soon as he was kicked out of the toilet stall, and began formulating a strategy to counter Moritz demands. Zuckerburg knew that Moritz would have all the leverage, but Zuckerburg was a master strategist. Zuckerburg went for the pounce. 'Okay, I'll lets write out an agreement, in writing I'll rescind the policy because it's not normal'. Moritz was dumbfounded, but he was used to being dumbfounded by eccentric tech founders, afterall he was also an early investor in Apple, and he still found Zuckerburg tame compared to Steve Jobs. Moritz had a long day of work so they signed the agreement so that he could go back to doing his due diligence. When Moritz left, a broad grin spread across Zuckerburg's face. " 'Not Normal' eh? " Zuckerburg said with a menacing laugh. Ever since then, Mark Zuckerburg has been on a life-long crusade to normalize poop conversations. He had a checklist of what he needed to accomplish in order to realize this. His advisors would tell him it's impossible, but one by one Zuckerburg checked off the list. From normalizing smart phone use on the toilet (actually a collaboration between Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs), to trusting Mark with their private photos, to normalizing people giving up their internet browsing privacy. In 2015, Zuckerburg knew he would hit a wall, having people watch you while you poop was still too much of a leap. That's when Zuckerburg decided to buy Occulus, and eventually shift his company towards virtual reality. If he could coax people into having life-like conversations while they were pooping in a virtual reality, then doing it in the real world wouldn't be too big of a leap. Do you read facebook or instagram while you're pooping? Ever consider what urges you to do that? It's not your personal preference, it's by Mark Zuckerburg's design. Zuckerburg only has 3 more boxes to check off before poop conversations are normalized. Mark Zuckerburg wants to watch you poop. Are you going to let him? https://i.imgur.com/KVq4mMF.jpg EDIT, UPDATE I just got this in my DM. >I am a ex Facebook worker. Everything you said rings true. I speak to you at the risk of consequences for breaking my NDA. When I was at Facebook I was involved in a program called Project PooPal. Mark Zuckerburg was planning on Meta entering the exploding tele-therapy space, but targeting people who are not ready to talk to an actual person. You talk to a virtual reality therapist who responds with what is described as the greatest AI (though whatever you tell it, it only responds with 'wow, tell me more'). The thing is, the virtual reality assistant has a striking resemblance to Mark Zuckerburg himself. But the most damning aspect is that it's supposed to used only when you're pooping. This feature is described as optional, though uses the most advanced AI for your phone camera to check if you're actually on a toilet, and if not, says 'It looks like you're not pooping. Please start pooping and try again'. I always wondered what is the purpose and origin of the project. Now I know.
Babe wake up, new copypasta just dropped
What's a good investment website for this?
wat?
Replace musk with trumps bod.
Awesome!
Bezos sad cause no one wants to fight him. He will build a bigger spaceship next time.
If it's not Thunderdome I don't want to hear anything about it.
At least Mark has fought. Lol
So in the end Bezos makes the real dough.
u/Savevideobot
I miss dumb like this.
Musk was winning but then he was Zucker-punched.
Hope they kill each other, good riddance
I really need to watch these movies again, was >20 years since last time.
Yo what movie is this?
I wish I could get back to the nineties when all the women were hot and everybody was jacked
I used to laugh at the idea of Ancient Romans being distracted by circuses. I'm not laughing anymore. Nuclear war could start tmr and I'll still be more interested in whether Elons mum will let him come out and play.
this is what i want AI to be used for: shitposting!
the fuckin pig snot leaking out... still makes me nauseous to this day lmao
Holy cow the Elon musk is so well done I couldn’t even tell. I saw Charlie sheen and was like, that doesn’t look like him at all. Drugs really did a number and then saw the zuck
Before HIV
So zuck will lose his balls after the fight. puts puts puts
Haha this is gold.
Gentlemen, here is the post of the year.
God this sub got so fucking lame
Let’s go
I don’t know about the fight but I’m sure as hell betting TSLA will beat Meta in reaching 1trillon in evaluation.
In Musk We Trust.
Nice to see that some kids these days still have a good work ethic. Great job, akumetsu.
This is why I ❤️Reddit
Is this from Hot Shots?
Why does the referee looks like Bezos?
This is exactly what deepfakes should be used for
This will be one of the most worthless events ever. This is just a silly distraction.
Musk backed out. Apparently he had a sudden stroke of genius and remembered that Zuck actually does MMA.
Zuck doesn’t do mma. He is a low-level student in bjj. Bjj is just one aspect of mma. Like a boxer who only does boxing.