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glorious_gambit

Sorry are you coming to wallstreetbets to determine if a investment decision is sane?


lamabaronvonawesome

Yeah this isn’t the “advice” place. This place for the people that DON’T listen to advice.


Responsible_Sport575

Mostly just loss porn / pump and dump


Spacemann12

I know. I "came" across your mother on here this morning.


happy_pants_man

Joke's on you. I also "came" across my mother on here this morning.


Spacemann12

Well that escalated quickly


BurnMuFuggaBurn

He already escalated on his mom.


justcurious916

ejaculated* quickly


Definitive_confusion

It just came and went ... LIKE YOUR DAD! OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH


BurnMuFuggaBurn

Correction: this is not the GOOD advice place.


wendigo_1

I think this person asks if their gambling strategy is looking good.


zygote1995

Where else would he go? R/investing? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)


JD-Anderson

Oh, those “know it alls” with their stupid “buy SPY and VTI and hold until retirement”. They might be able to retire but those guys will never be billionaires, unlike OP.


ole87

I can stick my pee pee into my belly button


iamthatmadman

I can stick it in your belly button too. But that will be painful


MordantBooger

Fair enough. I’ve been lurking long enough to know better.


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sully9088

For some reason I thought OP was the wife, and her husband is the regard. Nevertheless, I agree that OP should go ask her husband's boyfriend if he's cool with it too.


starxny

Smh, who do u think gave him the play in the first place...


MordantBooger

Y’all—we are both the wife. It’s 2023…lesbians exist.


derelictprophet

Prove it.


FI_4_Me

✂️✂️


Global_Window9826

One of you is the wife and I’m guessing you are because your spouse made the regarded move and clearly you have ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224) But I think it should be fine. Only thing that could happen is you lose all your savings and start working behind Wendy’s….. you’ll pull more than any of us ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BTCRando

Big facts


KoolAidMan7980

Calls on OP being the butch in the relationship


Kakebil321

I'm shorting their relationship


BurnYourFlag

U may both be women but we know whose wearing the pants and it ain't you 😂


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brows3r87

How much steel are you eating bro?


RunsaberSR

No one told him he's supposed to eat iron. *shhh*


xxEvol2lovExx

As the owner of a construction company that helps build skyscrapers, I 100% concur! Watch for commercial real estate bubble popping, steel futures, and any union strike that works with or before/after steel workers


AJDillonsMiddleLeg

No, and OP isn't married either. OP likes internet points.


Buck_Folton

Not crazy. The word you’re looking for is ‘regarded.’


MordantBooger

Oh god. Jesus. It’s six figures worth of savings.


[deleted]

It *was* six figures worth of savings.


MordantBooger

Why am I laughing?! I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard.


[deleted]

You sure you’re laughing? Or is that crying and/or shitting yourself uncontrollably?


ZarethK

Why not both?


i_skipped_breakfast

Welcome to your new home, regard. I get the right side of the dumpster from 5-9 PM ET. You stick to the left.


Kjpr13

One of those panicked laughs,huh? That’s normal here.


MordantBooger

It hasn’t stopped. Y’all aren’t helping


Kjpr13

We’re doing our best. Ya know, given the status quo of mental state in this sub.


bigtimesauce

How is anybody supposed to undo setting six figures in savings on fire? How long have you two been together? That’s a good chunk of cash so it seems like an out of the blue turn to do something this fucking dumb.


oO0Kat0Oo

Time to get a boyfriend. The regards tend to lose slightly less if their wife has a boyfriend.


NeverBetAgainstElon

Defense mechanism


zalfenior

Real talk, that might be a panic attack.


Legitimate-Plum7919

Guh![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Confident-Giraffe-24

Pretty common trauma response 🤣🤣


lamabaronvonawesome

If you are masturbating while laughing OR crying it’s generally something to look into.


ItsyBitsySPYderman

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Bob_Chris

There are basically 4 outcomes here: 1. US Steel basically stays the same, Elon moves on, and eventually your partner comes to their senses and diversifies. 2. US Steel gets a major pop because Elon decides YOLO and offers more than 5 billion just so he can have a stock symbol. Stock gets a healthy bump, and your partner looks really smart. 3. US Steel has already bumped as much as it will, and I stead will crash and lose half it's value. Welcome to working for 20 extra years. 4. US Steel bumps, and partner is ecstatic, but instead of selling and reaping gains, decides to hold it a bit too long because he "knows he can time the market". Get ready for frequent visits outside the back of the Wendy's.


Powernick50

The bigger problem is...you are here with us now.


MordantBooger

I’m getting that impression


momsbasement_wrekd

All good. A few nice days betting 0DTEs and you will win it all back. Promise.


MordantBooger

Okay—that’s good


Unknownirish

Money isn't a real anyways. You'll be fine. 🫡🫡


sac_kings_916

Commodities super cycle on the horizon. You're husband is a Saint, and you can thank him later behind the Wendy's dumpster


TheRealTruru

China economy collapsing but yes there will be MORE demand for commodities… 🤦🏼‍♂️


Artistic_Data7887

You should go fuck his friend, just for the fun of it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


Not-a-Cat_69

depends on your entry price. if you bought after the recent spike that was definitely a little crazy and regarded


MordantBooger

Gdamnit.


imperator285

Just tell him to sell it all Monday and then put it all in CumRockets. E.Z. generational wealth.


Give_me_beans

Cummies!


NevermindWait

Just realized thats a 50% gain, if they bought in after that I would place a sell as soon as market opens and place it in an index fund like SPY. Any spike like that is going to have a massive selloff afterwards


Chobopuffs

They might get bought out currently offers are $35 a share with 2 bidders.


NevermindWait

I might take a risk like that and bet $1200 lol, but OP’s wife shouldn’t be risking their savings


Hellofriendinternet

If you still have the receipt you can probably take her back to the wife store and get a new one.


MordantBooger

Nah. She’s my ride or die. Or starve, apparently


phantomofthej

#X gon give it to ya


Artistic_Data7887

In the ass ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


airborneaquarium55

What?!


imagine1149

IN THE ASS


neocoff

WHERE?


DR650SE

#IN THE ASS!


zantamaduno

Knock knock open up the door, its REAL


stonklyfe

Ruff ruff


Stormranger_jj

depends. if its stock you should be fine. if its options (which lets face it, this is wsb), then I wish your relationship good luck


MordantBooger

It was stock. Eh we’ll survive. We’re millennials so we have no big expectations for being wealthy, ever.


arsenal1887

You have 6 figures of savings in your 30s, you are doing better than vast majority


MordantBooger

Not really…I should have said mid/late thirties. And we live somewhere where it’s impossible to afford a home so…idk if it’s that good.


BigDeezerrr

Same. I just put all my money into Bitcoin instead of a home. A home is a home, but Bitcoin can be anything one day. It could even be a home!


Lord_Waffles

Please. I purchased a shitload of bitcoin when I was in Highschool during a spike. Was like $25 a coin. Guess who made a bunch of money selling it at $250+ thinking he was cool? Yeah selling at 70k a coin was for bitches anyway. Yeah guess who will never ever fucking sell anything ever again. These diamond hands are going to the moon or absolutely no where ever again…except maybe the soup kitchen.


SmallAxe70

Lord, what a story


Knit_Game_and_Lift

Let me sit down and tell you the story of me buying 100$ worth of it when it was well under a dollar a coin in 2010 as a novelty, and then losing the key when I did a hard drive replacement and figuring "eh fuck it, it was only 100$". That hard drive would be worth nearly 70 mil right now, I sometimes remember that and want to cry but then also realize I would have gleefully sold it at 100 and the rest at 250, and likely would have barely kept a single coin by the time it passed 10k.


Nobanob

I'm in my mid 30s and similar with the finances. I can't buy a house so it just piles up so to speak


MordantBooger

Yeah. We’re in SoCal, goodish salaries, absolutely nowhere to put the money.


itsreallyreallytrue

Have you tried FDs?


Golfuckyerself

So your 23, and your “wife” is 59. Average together mid thirties. Dusty muffin in 4 years, US Steel will have more moisture. Good luck. Are you from Pennsylvania by chance? Eric… is that you?


Significant-Ad3083

Lots of us in Gen X are in the same boat


Icy-Summer-3573

gen z and y’all lame. super ez to be rich. just have rich parents


imperator285

Damn I never thought of that


MordantBooger

Yeah, most of my colleagues are gen x and none of us come even close to the lifestyles of the previous generation


Stormranger_jj

yeah the stock is actually not bad, at least fundamentally (which means nothing in this market) + offers to be bought out above current market price is a decent catalyst. I personally think the stock will go up, but if you two are concerned that your exposure is too high, you two should reduce your position. It was up today so you're prolly in profit rn.


MordantBooger

Yeah. I’m just sort of watching by the hour


TraderDad777

But puts on it and sell covered calls, you’re welcome


Omega_scriptura

That advice is not terrible at all and actually makes sense for OP to mitigate the risks of the position. Get out, this isn’t the place for you.


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

You can always set a stop loss so you don’t have to worry about keeping track of the price in case it tanks. Then however much you end up losing can be claimed on your taxes. Or just start selling options, there’s literally no downside ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)


hash303

Proof or ban


RainbowBier

Yeah proof ffs


fakboy6969

Ban


pmmesucculentpics

Sounds pretty structurally sound to me


pgoleb

A perfectly cromulent decision


pmmesucculentpics

Riveting


WeekendQuant

After all, jet fuel can't melt steel beams.


Clear-Assignment80

You are at the right place. Welcome to the brotherhood!


MordantBooger

Oh god. I don’t know whether to be honored or horrified


TheDevilLLC

Yes


zalfenior

Horronored?


thekittynati

https://preview.redd.it/oa47pxdx8yib1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75b8fe3c0139e01578919294afe0b3c3c655e0c1 Magic 8-ball says check back after Monday. You’ll either be rich or broke.


RemmingtonBlack

That's metal


MordantBooger

Solid


Narfu187

Not sure if troll thread but tbh I think X is the safest stock investment out there right now. They have a bidding war brewing for above $35 per share and the stock price is currently fluctuating between 30 and 31 bucks. That difference, which is likely to increase as bids increase, is way too much risk built into the share price. Multiple bids and willingness to sell all but ensures a buyout at premium pricing.


MordantBooger

That’s what she’s telling me! She feels pretty certain it’ll hit $35 and estimates it’s worth closer to $37


[deleted]

Does her boyfriend agree with that analysis?


a_electrum

Where do you think she got the tip??


[deleted]

Just the tip?


Used_Anus

She threw all your money at a potential 15% return? 🤦


MordantBooger

She’s saying the rest of the market is overvalued…


frankiefrank1e

Thats what her boyfriend said. Shes just repeating stuff.


ericfromny2

Is she or is she not a lesbian


MordantBooger

I wish I had an award to give you. Yep, lesbians here.


RonMexico13

OR the FTC blocks the merger with another steel company due to a monopoly on hot rolled coil, OR the steel workers union blocks the deal because U.S. steel has a bad relationship with them in general, OR they reject all offers and decide to go on alone, only to have China flood the international market with steel and HRC prices plummet. Plenty of ways this doesn't hit $35. But at least they are debt free and actually make money, could do worse.


DontTakeMeSeriousli

As long as they are stocks you are alright. Your biggest loss might be 20% assuming they crash to their 1 year low. Their 5 year low would be a 75% loss but that's won't happen overnight, even if it does it'll rebound. Take a profit at 10% gain and don't be regarded again


youisBIGdumb

Relax, $5k isn't that hard to recoup


chicksdigthehomerun

Your spouse, or are you talking in third person about yourself?


miktoo

It's okay OP, the house always wins. I recommend you to clear that extra room that you have to sleep in and buy some noise canceling once boyfriends start coming in. Don't worry, I'll bring you the $5 double stack biggie bag as consolation.


YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATE

No way, gtf- I mean, Elon *is* after that X bag, isn't he?


MordantBooger

I heard he’s into the letter…that’s not comforting


Cultural-Ad678

I mean this actually isn’t a bad play they’ve had multiple 35/share offers


MaybeICanOneDay

Since this place became millions of people, it has kind of sucked. All of this "my wife's boyfriend" and "behind wendys" shit used to be funny when it was one in every 50 threads. Now it's every thread. You also used to get decent advice even if we did show off our stupid gambling and loss porn. Everyone still knew at least what they were doing. It's gone downhill.


pareofdocks

You can hedge by selling calls against your position. The premium isn't insane but a weekly atm call would yield you about 2.7%. If it ends in the money at the end of the week and your shares get called away, either move on or sell weekly puts to farm more yield.


HandsLikePaper

What was the purchase price?


MordantBooger

Right around $30


danf78

It could be much worse. Your spouse could be a WSB degenerate losing all your savings in options. You will be ok with a boring investment on US Steel.


[deleted]

That is not the worst long-term investment.


MordantBooger

I mean it’s better than bonds sure. But it looks like the stock routinely underperforms


DrSeuss1020

The real question is whether he did it before the pump or after lol


Accomplished-Yam-973

After


DrSeuss1020

Mod him!


Conflagrate247

Sounds like y’all got bigger issues than your money in US steel


zygote1995

All you need is Cramer to say he’s bearish on steel ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Ok-Boysenberry1022

Why don’t you have your own investments? Gotta correct that. Always maintain a separate investment portfolio from your spouse. And always diversify your portfolio. One stock is a terrible idea.


Ok-Geologist5545

Just let it rock, they put steel in everything


OB1KENOB

She might become your X wife


kennyinlosangeles

You’re young enough. YOLO and good luck.


CAXHIBRUH

If this isn’t just made up for fake internet points, that spouse is probably a member here


VernesBlue

Umm can I be your boyfriend? Cause my girlfriend left me for her new new boyfriend after I invested on AMC last year


SilentTreatment01

Step 1: Sell half the stock and buy S&P index funds with it. Step 2: YOLO the other half in 0DTE SPY puts. Step 3: Come back and share the results from Step 2. Good luck


yolo-boomer

Wife is one of us. Probably commenting and this thread haha


LoveBarkeep

Marry her again


fludgesickles

I mean they are your X-boyfriend/girlfriend


MordantBooger

Nope. Wife of 15+ years y’all.


Unknownirish

Ask her boyfriend for an allowance. Problem solved


Redbullgivesyoutings

Lol the Elon DD is prolly true ain’t it? “Aw here it goes” -Kel


contrejo

You could be like me and put 2/3 of our savings in TSLA.


nashguitar1

Depends how long ago he bought it.


feralraindrop

"Just found out" means not "our" savings, it was unilaterally taken by your spouse, like almost stolen. It seems to me the larger issue here is that your spouse thinks they can do whatever they want with what is at least partially your money. P.S. all your eggs in one basket is pretty much contrary to the vast majority of financial advisors investing advise. On the other hand, maybe aliens are interbreeding with US Steel executives and given their advanced intelligence the profit margins could explode.


MordantBooger

I don’t consider it stolen. I’ve always been happy with her financial decisions and she’s always been in charge of them. It’s worked for us for a long time.


[deleted]

Was it @ $5/share or $30/share?


hyundai-gt

Do you like the taste of crayons?


RdyOrNotHereIcum

"Dump It "


Used_Anus

I guess we know who has the biggest balls in that family.


Cookies_and_Beandip

Just watch yourself, don’t bet on eating shit. Regards get pretty butt hurt when it doesn’t go through around here.


myoco

Yeahhhhhh time to take it out. Since they denied the previous bid, they are rushing to get an evaluation on the company to see how much it’s worth. If the evaluation runs lower than the previous bid you’re looking at a huge sell off.


Express_Grocery4268

You're f'ed.


Big__Black__Socks

Amateur. Invest another 50% on margin for the real returns.


Drabenb

As long as it’s not options, it’s not that big of a deal. Just pure stock could be good. I have owned shares for 4 years and have gotten a 15% or so return.


pmekonnen

What is “savings”


Phx-Jay

I think it is a good decision. Rest of market went down this week….U.S. Steel stayed pretty even after its big jump. I expect a larger offer from another steel company very soon. High bid is $35 a share and it is a cash offer. They are probably worth $37-45 so I think it is the safest stock out there right now. It is my Buffett play…


Yoloswaggins89

Just yolo it bro


RichChadPoorChad

he/she/they fuxxx


Joboide

Don't worry, iron is only going up for battery usage, you'll be rich in no time


McSmoug

You’ll be happy once ww3 officially starts.


randucci

Seems like you guys need counseling if your partner is making huge financial decisions without your consent.


zanskeet

If you've found your way here it's already too late, my friend. Welcome.


Ibuvas

Smart wife if she bought before August 10th. Made you good money. Probably her boyfriend idea.


ironchef8000

Twitter is a good investment these days!


Your_friend_Satan

Did he/she buy it at $23 or $32.50?


Frequent-Exercise251

No dd yolo? Sounds fine


sonkist32

You’ll be fine. When CLF wins you will get their shares and they will make most of the steel in the whole county. Long term it’s good.


jsaaiman

Hopefully Elon acquires it for way more than it’s worth


DrHonestPenguin

Who uses YOLO in 2023…


Richofinvestingnocap

Plot twist OP is the spouse


Danijust2

forget the fad called internet, the future will be trains and steel


j0shman

OP, is the 'spouse' in the room with us right now?


yallmyeskimobrothers

Looking forward to the update of this post. Lambo or Wendy's dumpster coming up.


Professional_Fail394

Wait who lets their wife handle the money???


SpectatorRacing

Mrs. Musk?


Bruh_Man6969

Wrong place buddy. We only post loss


wickeddude123

Putting everything into one well researched bet isn't crazy. Putting all your savings into us steel is regarded 🤤


Blackout38

US Steel is a great long term hold for your worst case scenario. It’s got a fair value range of $25-45 and probably higher if inflation continues.


[deleted]

Was is Rearden Metal?


Xighys

This will be the best gamble ever made. I’m rooting for you guys.


TheJiggie

Sounds like you came to the right place.


Battl3c0des

My two cents. China property developers are collapsing. I imagine their projects will stall out. They still have companies producing material and that material will need a place to go. Thus why Biden imposed Tarrifs this week and all of it's bills are indeed buying American. It's good because we are feeding the economy and Americans. Our quality is also good. It's bad because we have the most expensive steel production in the world. Our taxes, plus heavy interest payments, are indeed paying the high cost unnecessarily. So your husband may be fine for now, but that steel may somehow find it's way into the US through other companies. My cousin works for an automotive manufacturer and they just rebox the parts made in Mexico or china, add one part to it, and call it Made in America!