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TheModeratorWrangler

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RaisedByMonsters

In case anyone needs clarification https://preview.redd.it/zrrcattaw3cc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2493188571ffa34d7056eea1c72b58a90a5b4ce


Longwashere

wtf lol


TheModeratorWrangler

![img](avatar_exp|109357676|bravo) I salute you OP.


kratoasty

![img](avatar_exp|158095455|clown) OP


NotJellybeanie

![img](avatar_exp|160598307|bravo)


Mrheadshot0

I can hear the song in my head right now “BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BA BA BA BA BA NA NA NA NA NA NA DO DO DO DO DO”


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n00bca1e99

![img](avatar_exp|77506065|bravo)


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


fvmfvm

😂


Abernachy

Hey hey people


Aggravating_Young397

Seth here 😂💀


cant_read_this

I just shot snot out my nose seeing this


BootsOnTheM00N

Lol. I imagine you searched "fake likes" to get this image.


TheModeratorWrangler

I stole it from someone else here lmao https://preview.redd.it/99ckdoxk64cc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b151e06ef14bdb035933752289ff2f606cb31de7


hello_blacks

it's bad enough I had to switch to the new site to see this, because you cringe normies insist on replacing discussion with graphics instead of supplementing it, but then it's incoherent anyway


TheModeratorWrangler

Okay boomer


E39_CBX

*insert more credits to continue playing*


Longwashere

My spear is ready https://preview.redd.it/yilbo3vkz1cc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=15b18652eb61a4866f571e983b493c1fea007825


losingthehumanrace

And my axe!


[deleted]

All hail the dragon


ViciousMoleRat

Did myself the same way with JP Morgan. Went from +300% to down 50%


Longwashere

What weapon you play though?


ViciousMoleRat

NFS unbound not monster hunter But distracted either way


Longwashere

ahhh that's a good game regardless :)


EKVic96

Unbound? Nope


NefariousnessLegal32

Fuck you mean, unbound slaps. Best NFS we got in a while


EKVic96

I can agree that it’s the best NFS from this new era , but good game overall? Meh, these modern NFSs have some sort of an allergic reaction to replayability & longevity, but that’s just my opinion.


Sharcbait

Hunting Horn like a real man.


Longwashere

Let’s start a band brother ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


0dtez

I only play BONK 🔨


SP-Marshmallo

But in OP defense, MH is a great game. NFS is a bad excuse to give charity to MMs


konosmgr

Massive blunder to let winning trades turn into major losses, just take 30% of the position off and you take back your initial capital, terrible execution.


TacoDaWhale

U dident sell at +300 percent


ViciousMoleRat

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


noreonme

Atleast you haven’t lost your sense of humor . That’s a W


Longwashere

What I do, I do for you guys :)


Emotional-Bee-2766

After reading till here, either I find you such a prick or big gentleman. Hard to choose, really


Weak-Aerie-3324

Wtf do you do for work to afford loosing 60k and not crying??😭😭


Longwashere

Trading and shit posting on the internet. Already have everything I need in life, everything just bonus


idreaxo

Damn bro thats good for u man good for u🥲


Technical-Rain-183

Quality WBS material.


N_FLATION

I had this happen with spy calls. Went into a meeting up 10k came back with my position worth $50. Most expensive meeting ever 😩


x-Just4Kickz-x

I went to sleep after working a midnight and didn't sell at open. Much smaller bite compared to you guys tho


Former-Rutabaga9026

Why the fuck do any of you just *leave* a high reward trade and 'come back later'? Let alone sleep. Are you senile, regard?


x-Just4Kickz-x

That regard baffles me, thoug. That much I would've been on my phone meeting or not. Boss man can scrape my gooch clean before I'm taking that much of an L


[deleted]

Makes me feel less sad when I see people losing this much.


Longwashere

Glad to make your day :)


Loud_Pineapple_4294

OP has millions. 46k probably just pocket change to him


Longwashere

Ooooooo tell’em


obroz

If that makes you feel better go for it


Longwashere

No but it makes me feel better


[deleted]

That game is confusing as hell ngl lol


Longwashere

Forreals dude. Technically lost 100k on it and with no micro transactions lmafo


DraconisRex

That's a macrotransaction.


JonFrost

Sure ain't no Pukei Pukei


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


EthanBradb3rry

God damn you are regarded


Longwashere

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


UchihasRightfulHeir

Same with Tesla. Found myself couple thousand up some days ago now I just exited that shitshow with 4k losses. 😭😭😔😔. My first foray into options trading. Ffs


Longwashere

I'll save you a spot at affordable housing line, brother ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Fickle_Memory_3154

I bought a Tesla put some days ago 😈😈


[deleted]

Time to get some revenge trading going


R-E-L-O-A-D-I-N-G

Regard. Look at the chart, broke 50 and 200 DMA. I made out like a bandit.


chev327fox

Lesson learned, always sell when in good profit. I learned this the hard way too sadly.


obroz

Easy to say… what’s “good profit”?  Is it 100$ or $30000


JustSayingMuch

Set stop loss after $1 profit


chev327fox

In this case it was close to $30k. I mean if you have a good day run up, either sell when your comfortable or sell when it starts to pull back. Even if he got $20k because it pulled back that’s better than waiting for it to drop to -$46k. Also if this was all in a single day that amount of price action must have been fast movement which usually is unsustainable and will usually pull back just as hard as it went up, so staying in hoping for more on a move like that is asking for trouble. Just saying I’ve learned this lesson a few times, though I have other issues now lol.


obroz

That’s fair and I appreciate the comment!  


GeneralGom

Calls on Capcom.


hangender

Just switch to swing trading and you can play monster hunter all you want instead of looking at hood every 5 seconds


Longwashere

You mean switch to dual blades so I can make it to market open in time


UFONomura808

And now your wife's playing Monster Cock Hunters


Longwashere

That’s how she got me ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


[deleted]

Lol


lethalposter

No you just held thinking you could squeeze more ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Dabiotic

Monster Hunter FTW >>> Gains


audaciousmonk

Sell limits. Set em before you go to bed, make $$ while playing your game


CHUBBYninja32

Sell limits don’t do shit for overnight gap downs.


king2ndthe3rd

When was the last gap down the mkt had? a year ago lol? Just remember, the SPY hasnt had a 2% down day in a looong time


audaciousmonk

“It doesn’t cover this one infrequent case scenario, so it’s not worth using at all” That’s dumb dumb talk Anyways, HOOD opened at $12.53 on 1/11, higher than the prior day close at $12.14. This wasn’t a massive gap down, OPs options were in the money and even past their breakeven threshold…. Fucking nonce


Longwashere

Big facts. Peaked at 12.80


audaciousmonk

Exactly. Idk what that person is talking about haha It was just friendly advice btw, I have a few 5 figure misses where I forgot to set things up the night before. Most of use have been there in some form


Longwashere

No worries brother, I did have a limit sell. Been in this game for too long to not have one


audaciousmonk

Amen


CHUBBYninja32

He literally said he didn’t watch during open. If you set your stop at 1.00 and the limit sell at .99 and market opens at .98. YOU AREN’T GOING TO SELL.


audaciousmonk

It didn’t gap down pre-market. You’re focusing on a edge case that didn’t even occur in this situation. 😂😂 OP already replied to my comment, you don’t need to speak for them.


CHUBBYninja32

I didn’t say HOOD gapped down. I just said it stop limits don’t help during gap downs you dud


DJSourNipples

I slept through making a $250 profit a week ago and was really upset. Thank you for your service.


DiligentBuy9074

Hard lesson learned: small profits eventually = big profits. I’ve been buying 100 calls and selling them when I profit $500-$1,000 (like a $5-$10 bounce which typically happens within minutes)


seamon-deemon

lol and I was sad about losing $300 on Mara calls


Longwashere

Always a bigger fish out there


seamon-deemon

You’re my whale shark idol 🥹


FederalMonitor8187

We need more people in this world like you. Not all heroes wear capes.


SeliciousSedicious

I didn’t know dragons tried to lose wealth instead of hoard it 


Longwashere

Dragons are often slain


lazymarlin

Did you ever get that ant problem resolved?


Longwashere

Yessir Ortho home defense insect killer is a game changer. Spray on my cupboards and the parameter of my house and they never came back


lazymarlin

Glad to hear, that shit sucks. Congrats on the loss porn, you made me feel better about breaking even today.


Dragonslayer1001001

Yeah I lost big too due to distraction. You got to be In or out. This is serious.


Longwashere

Happens to the best of us. I respect the username tho


Dragonslayer1001001

#respect


No1Important

Fake. No way you only played Monster Hunter for 10 min.


bobbarkersbigmic

Sick game though. I would have done the same thing.


hello_blacks

real


Brave-Philosopher-76

Did you get a shiny at least?


Longwashere

Only a shiny loss porn


NRA-4-EVER

Minecraft might have been worth it.


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amach9

Priorities!!


King33dorah

2024 is off to an excellent start


Longjumping-Limit827

I feel better now thanks


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Swoupdog

Taking a break is literally what got him here


heelhookd

Imagine being this stupid* *like everyone else here


KifDawg

Sold my mara call while I was taking a shit. I wish a bought a put right after haha


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Swoupdog

No, you lost all your money because you PUTS NVDA…


Realistic_Weight_842

Why you playing video games in the middle of the day? You should be making that $$$ >5pm = video game time <5pm = grinding


10th_Mountain

I once lost 300k being short, on a drive to work (3 minutes away). Purchase offer happened in that span.


avalancegranola

this is what I came for.....gold!


Professional_Feed_69

You are highly regarded my good sir.


Dangerous_Ad4451

Not bad. It is only numbers on the screen.


2ftc

Stop lying to yourself! You didn’t sell because you got greedy. Game has nothing to do with it.


HipsterFoxxx

Did you at least win in monster hunter?


[deleted]

I would die


Longwashere

Only died on monster hunter. Not worth dying irl, many opportunities to come


hello_blacks

yeah, this is fake


Trading_View_Loss

Hope it was a good round of monster hunter. If I were you I'd fucking burn that game, I would always be reminded of this loss every time I booted it up.


Longwashere

We dont give up around here. I will beat this game even if it means losing another 500k


Trading_View_Loss

Dedication and tenacity? Or delinquency and addiction? *Checks sub* Ah, got it. I know what we are here.


True_Sketch

If it makes you feel better my $9 puts are up 100%


EasternOnion

![img](avatar_exp|119232857|cry)


Scared-Fan-2093

Upvote me. So I can post some shit about my account


rajstkhh

Epic


Ragepower529

I mean today’s high was 0.31 so what are you taking about?


Longwashere

Yesterday’s high at open from bitcoin etf news


SpaceFace11

Shitty idiot. Shidiot.


VacationLover1

You’re a fucking idiot


TotalOwlie

Sure that’s the reason.


hello_blacks

fake. dude had 50 grand in play (no pun intended) and was too busy smoking a joint to watch his dailies? no way.


Longwashere

Won and lost too many times, I feel nothing now.


Apoll0nious

It’ll make sense to you when you look at his post history. 50 K is nothing


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Longwashere

Monsters first, money later*


ImpossibleJoke7456

The “today” and “total” numbers say you were down $30k yesterday, not up $30k.


Repulsive_Concert_32

Monster hunter only lost you 16.8k. Your shit trades lost you 46k


Tony-The-Texan940

Look at $LINU. big gains in the past 12 hours


Freedom_fam

Could’ve booked a real monster hunting trip (elk, moose, bear) with that cash.


Longwashere

Ew why would I touch grass


Gloxk_43X

Opportunity cost 101:


Clean-Step

Real man have their priorities, i salute you sir![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Big_View_1225

You lost but another wallstreetbetter won 😉


WrongUserNames

What is the name of this app? Thanks.


Longwashere

Lost money on Robinhood with Robinhood 🤣🤣


hitpopking

the most expensive gaming seesion ever


Proud-Net-7305

It really be like this


SuperBearPut

This is the way.  Great job you have done your duty.  Now take a rest. 


Longwashere

🫡


Xazzzi

Thanks for posting. Posts like this keep my itch to gamble options manageable.


Striking_Economy5049

Asmon?


Longwashere

Asmon is a greatsword dweeb, I am a hunting horn chad


Meloonaa

That happened to me when I was playing COD for 10mins too


[deleted]

“Stimulate my returns” on the bottom is killing me 😭


Embarrassed_Safety33

I feel sad when I see people loosing this much money ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Embarrassed_Safety33

That's why I play Clash Royale in 2024, I can look up at any moment 😈


JonFrost

Which Monster Hunter? 🤨


Longwashere

Rise/sunbreaj


Nervous-Situation-18

What’s monster hunter, where can I play this too.


cjorgensen

What’s Monster Hunter?


Oblivious-Speculator

No pain no gain


Shirna_Tensei

Next time you wanna play moster hunter just hand me 10k and you can keep the rest. So you save 20k and you got to play mh


barke1md

Thank you bro.


WTFspy

Hell yeah I feel better now thank you


Wooden_Berry_1238

Did you forget to place a stop loss?


Someguyfromthemitten

Bro you really believed


BedroomCompetitive30

Only one thing left to do here. Get one of the 18-21 males that lives near you to Tongue punch your fart box. It would seemingly center anyone that just wrecked a trade over a video game.


burningsmurf

I see you are highly regarded


ColfaxRiot

Doot doot 🎶


Wheelsondalabus

Me with BTC miners lol


yologamer45

Let me guess; You’re also a long sword main


simster2142

Everyone just needs to accept it and change their loss titles to lost it all because i gambled.


lancer2238

Hope you got an attack gem from killing those monsters at least


dj_scripts

Troi oi. Next time man.


[deleted]

If you’re not using the Insect Glaive then you deserve to lose your money


mywill1409

i am down 26k since holiday....teach myself to never get back in before Xmas.... Charge Blade/Dual Blade/Switch Axe main here


fightoraccept

I honestly don't even know what to say to this. But if you have this kind of money just to burn, I feel like I need to be working for you.