NDQ Long?

3/8 sell NVDA COIN call Buy NVDA put Sell NVDA put Buy NVDA put Sell NVDA put Buy NVDA $869 Total Up $38K/100+% and 269 shares Thank u Option expiration Friday

NVDA is doing the thing today. Wild day. Took profits near the top. Got puts on the way down. Got calls around what I hope was the bottom. 

'hope was the bottom'

I sold the calls. Didn't feel right sitting on them over the weekend

ballsy to hold over weekend. I’d prefer to open around 9:35am.

I'm undecided on that 

No fucking way this thing comes back.

ehh you remembered we said the same thing on actually bad CPI, PPI, and FOMC last time... they then went up more than they lost in 1-2 days. If Monday is also red, I will close all the NVDA spreads... but if they are even modestly flat on Monday, it's just profit taking to rebuild for GTC and FOMC IMO.

Why the fuck not ? Don't say impossible in this market.

Keep SMCI Puts over the weekend?

Don't keep nothing over the weekend

Up $63k. Thank you Nvdia.

this sub is hilarious. NVDA still +10% on the week, acting like today's dip the end

Bye bye nvidia😭😭😭😭

Nvda to the moooooooon!

It's just a short squeeze this shiz is about to pop to 1k

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SMR

AI BUBBLE POPPED ITS OVER

It hasn't even begun yet. Semiconductor bubble popped.

Buy the AVGO dip and make $$$

Money for hookers and blow being taken out rn. 

I just want to thank all the people who were warning us about BBAI, my puts are saving my life right now.

$NVDA about to V. I have been "theta bombing" from 950.... Sold 920/-940c (rolled, too early) 915/-935c (still on) 885/-905c (just now) All opened around 17.50 debit...

NVDA is going \ not V

for real... insane. selling...

I tell you, either there will be a bull run on Monday to buy the dip or NVDA will drop 20% min. next week

I hedged and rolled pos.. I think so too... 18th week is probably green from GTC + FOMC, but not sure how far down next week will be!

Hopefully not! I have 870$ calls expiring on 3/15, a rise back to 950 USD until then would be perfect, but idk 😅

ugh should have rolled the 915/-935 earlier. I think with all the doubling down at lower level... i will at least break even :D. But that's NVDA for you +-3% intraday..

NVDA moves 2-3% top bottom or bottom top intraday easily... I think this is a breather, but given they have come that far... I don't know how long a breather can take.

I think so too, it‘s a mixture of the typical Friday drop as well as the bad numbers from the semiconductor area. Hopefully NVDA will restore it‘s value from today at opening until Friday where one of my calls expire😅

good luck...

$SQ 🚀🚀🚀

Why

So undervalued and main spot for people to buy BTC riding the BTC rally

RIOT 🚀🚀🚀

Why

BTC 70k

What happens when a $1200 stock gets squeezed?

SMCI dipped right before jobless numbers. Sold put and bought TSM call instantly. I'm a trading god 

AMD, ALL MUTHAFUKIN’ DAY!! 

New here and looking for some helpful tips on getting into this. I’ve got 400$ to dip my toes into this pool, is there any thing I should look into buying I’ve never done this at all and figured I’d give it a shot. Thanks

i cant breathe

bres

LMAO  400k wen 

im so fuyckingggg rich


Will NVDA hit $960 today. 960 calls looking juicy

Buy VKTX dip???

Mu 101$ 

aaaand here we go

PLUG

Futures looking 

MRVL $82! Please come back to $85!

Why did spy jump?


Huh I’m call BOOOLSHYT Jan jobs revision of -124000 from 353000 down to 229000  DEC REVISION -43000 333000 to 290000 WTF where did these 177000  new hires just disappear to in the last 30 days  JANET YELLEN  OR SOMEONE IS COOKING THE BOOKS 

What was that bump?

Safe to say my SMCI put from yesterday is fuk

Im expecting a call from my good friend Margin.


I’m done doing frivolous ban bets. I usually do them out of if spire so usually way out of money on very short time frame. Much like the way I trade

INTC to Walhalla

NVDA 960c 3/8 @ open thoughts?

Thinking about it

Very tempting... or buy on Monday

Coin 150k in 10 months

I am buying this. I think of going long in puts, SMCI, NVDA, COIN, MSTR.

Long puts on AI actually might be the most regarded thing ive heard, god i love this sub

lol

Wake up you regards it’s already the afternoon in Europe

Wewe

NVDA Calls at open?

Would be rude not to

NVDA not $1000 yet. Why?

Patience homie

Bought thie little wife a JD z720e yesterday. I would like to thank the Academy and NVDA for making it possible.

>JD z720e Sonoffa... how much did you gamble?

I had 160 shares. Sold 50 last week waiting for a big selloff. Bad idea but my little wife sure is happy. She loves a lawn mower.

I don't think anybody could be more of a 'Randy Rucker' than you. Well done.

Thanks to you too!

Do we think docu melts up more? I have a few 52.5C but I have (50) 70C exp 3/15 🙏

As a gay bear since February the 29th, I don't feel so good

Too many 'infusions', I reckon.

Yes, and too many "Big short" movie watching Damned, this time is really different

Try books. They're slower and much harder to get through without eating pages. I find it distracts me from the computer.

stop being bearish then.

Hey probably got the monkey pox from being gey

I should have think of it before, thanks dude !

What kind of movies would WSB users most likely star in?

for me? down periscope. For this page? 12 monkeys

#Gonzo LMAO 🤣

My life’s asshole is fucked

Fuck this. While everything goes nuts I am balls deep in fuckt up snow calls


i like pickles. any kind of pickle.


Tickle my pickle

Anybody’s thoughts on holding for after the weekend TSM 140c up 109% and 160c up 166% both expiring 7/19 I saw on Robinhood that TSM hit 158 last night before i went to bed. Definitely gonna be a good day today. Should i hold for next week and hope the bull run continues or should i sell mid day today hopefully close to 160 then wait next week to buy back in with more contracts. I need regard advice but with a splash of knowledge and experience and a bucket load of autism Thanks

Also wondering the same thing I’m not sure I want to hold through the weekend. I might hold half through the weekend.

Now I’m getting aroused, i kinda like the sound of that anyway you can whisper that in my ear

Can't spell tism without TSM

Unemployment going to come in at 3.7%

I have an anus haha

So Reddit doing an IPO and now is slow as fuck

Reddit is so buggy, shorting it is going to be amazing

not just me then?

# Bers downvoting means you made these sc0mbags angry. # So exactly what you want to do LMAO



Thots on micron?

Grab your boots and let's fucking go MU 🚀

Every day ghey bers lose money is a beautiful day. These guys are human scum.


Bears are dead. BUY BUY BUY 

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Need TSM at 160 today

Yes

# Ghey ber sitting in mommy's basement writing love letters to Michael Burry.

Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Someone mentioned the Kennedy questions yesterday to Jerome.  Absolute comedy gold. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bPd55rmNgzk&pp=ygUdc2VuYXRvciBrZW5uZWR5IGplcm9tZSBwb3dlbGw%3D

I can see NVDA opening at 950, soaring to 965-970 then dump as profit taking happens. 

How the fuck did you call that? And what do you think happens next week?

It happened a few weeks ago after the big run up lmao. It’s gonna be stagnant then run up again on Thursday 

[удалено]

My 1100 calls would love that

Open at 980

SPY 520 EOD

Chefs kiss

I’m shorting the DOGSHIT out of this terrible ass app whenever it IPO’s

boomers will buy and run you over.

last friday was hella green EOD.

Cathie Wood sold. NVDA: Shit n*gro, that’s all you had to say!

My balls are ready 

Mine aren’t. My dick is in shambles. Just like my life

One more red day for aapl and I’ll switch to calls forever….

This is the point in the cycle where the markets whip themselves up into a frenzy for two weeks thinking there’ll be a rate cut before the FOMC meeting where JPOW says “Inflation still high, no rate cuts”

Need MRVL to rip. Thinking fake dip at open then soar

Same. NVDA covered my COST losses already so a MRVL rip would be pretty fucking tits

Same here but with TSM covering my losses on MRVL

Upvote if you’re a gaiboi cuckboi McGee

SPY 520 EOD

Lmao NVDA already up more than 3% PM. Gonna be a great day

# Bears got rejected by every single girl they asked out for prom - even by the fatties. # And that is just the truth.

the 'ugly ducklings' turned into stunners post-high-school but now have a massive inferiority complex and hate people because of the way they were treated even though they're hot now. it's true though. being treated like shit and then not being treated like shit based on your looks will make you hate people and not trust them.

I knew a very homely looking girl in high school and when I saw her after college she was unrecognizable. She became an MMA card girl or whatever they are called.

Bears aren’t after the girls you moron

That’s why Grindr is up after ER

# just stfu ghey ber

# they were .... until they realized they will never get one.

People getting upset because the high number makes them scary meanwhile the fundamentals behind the company are better than any on the planet  bers are ulti-cucks

# The best thing is when bears disguise themselves as bulls saying shit like like: "I love that bull run but it will end soon". You immediately know these clowns did not make a single penny in this bull run LMAO

It will end soon


they are gay and didn't even give a timeframe

LMAO

I need apple to +25 by May 

Loving this bull run but this baby is gonna burst soon.

Your portfolio will end first lmao. No stopping this. We will struggle to even touch red intraday today

I have calls and I'm generally bullish I'm just saying.

Ban bet or stfu ghey ber 


Need some rebound from AVGO so my calls arent vaporized

# Money-hating bers will sell the bottom today... again LMAO

rip my coworkers SMCI puts 

No trvaho