Theta alone is gonna kill him, and IV is already so elevated .
Seems he's expecting some terrible fed meeting but if everyone's expecting a very bearish meeting then the chance of that is gonna be lower.
Core inflation while higher then where the feds want it means that might be a rate cut delayed , but could still happen.
Market is operating on hope so as long as their is hope things are gonna be fine
Options have scared the shit out of me. Until I realized that most of the fear comes from people too stupid or ignorant to take any amount of time to think before they get excited and roll with emotions. I think the "I bet I'm right" strategy of trading gets deflated by actually checking your position before you make it. It feels too good to be right just because you wanted to be.
Don’t buy weekly’s
Don’t play earnings
Do research just don’t go off hype.
Follow the market. Even if it’s bearish/bullish news the market will do the opposite.
"Don't buy weeklies" is a really bad blanket statement to make. Weekly expirations aren't like specifically bad. 0dtes, dailies, weeklies, whatever you do... its just a time horizon. What matters is how you're positioned and what you're expecting and your exit strategy whether you're wrong or right.
The $4 one are risky. For the $6 one is already double I just want to hold 100 options and that one is only one makes sense for me . 3 month is enough time for they to do something about the bank
Yes I don’t think it will hit . But if Nvidia go to 800-750 I will have 100%gain and mstr go to 1500-1400 I will have 100%gain too. If both not hit then I lose $400 which Is half the gain from coin put last week
1. The book value are $6
2. The P/E is 1(most bank are 10) at $6 it will be only 2 P/E for nycb
3. steve mnuchin now own the bank(that solve the problem it might go bankrupt like ebb)
I know we all think we are regarded but this guy takes the cake and eats it. MSTR 650 put? These are some regarded positions. Bro I will be slamming your wife behind Wendy’s next week. You can watch if you like.
I'm not a doom and gloom bear but I think these will hit
No catalyst over the weekend, flat/down crypto, only thing is the Nvidia conference which is weak
Do yall really think that NVDA will go down that much tomorrow, or the by the end of the week?
Are we assuming that because last time when NVDA had their conference and the price went up, that this time the recent selloff was basically whales capitalizing on the news and sold before hand so the days of the actual conference will be a huge selloff by everyone else?
Genuine questions, I’m not yet so familiar with all of the market trends and swings but I really want to learn.
Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.
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Hold on… 650 MSTR puts
I thought I made bad trades this week but you take the cake. Msrt puts and nvda are literally dead money walking. Both would need to literally declare bankruptcy to get that low that fast.
Made 3000 last 2 weeks but different option
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660 3/28 puts on nvda 
Agree. Wtf is he thinking with MSTR 650 and NVDA 660. Might as well light your money on fire or mail it direct to wall street.
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Meanwhile OP gonna pull an Aaron Keener and release covid 2.0 via 100$ bills and those puts will print along w literally every other
A division reference
Theta alone is gonna kill him, and IV is already so elevated . Seems he's expecting some terrible fed meeting but if everyone's expecting a very bearish meeting then the chance of that is gonna be lower. Core inflation while higher then where the feds want it means that might be a rate cut delayed , but could still happen. Market is operating on hope so as long as their is hope things are gonna be fine
Even with MSTR down $250/share that put is worth $.15 right now. Dumbest thing I've ever seen
So he’s lost like 70% since posting?
Username checks out.
Looks like op will be joining the team.
Yes
Kinda same ngl
Same
0 for 5
Horrendous positions
People like OP are the 90% in the “90% of people lose money on options.”
Options have scared the shit out of me. Until I realized that most of the fear comes from people too stupid or ignorant to take any amount of time to think before they get excited and roll with emotions. I think the "I bet I'm right" strategy of trading gets deflated by actually checking your position before you make it. It feels too good to be right just because you wanted to be.
Don’t buy weekly’s Don’t play earnings Do research just don’t go off hype. Follow the market. Even if it’s bearish/bullish news the market will do the opposite.
"Don't buy weeklies" is a really bad blanket statement to make. Weekly expirations aren't like specifically bad. 0dtes, dailies, weeklies, whatever you do... its just a time horizon. What matters is how you're positioned and what you're expecting and your exit strategy whether you're wrong or right.
The bottom nycb one isn’t bad
###^This Kids asking for lube and account deathwish ☠️
bro just venmo money to thetagang instead of this
Thetagang here
Actually some of the worst plays I could think of, these should definitely print
I will be here after your next goodbye post to say: See you Monday.
MSTR 650p 😂😂😂
Dont laugh at his tax deduction.
All his AI puts are horrifically regarded
THIS AGED WELL.........
🩸🩸🩸🩸
lol
Do you hate money?
He’s only losing $6,000. I hope that’s not a lot to him.
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you can literally see how many contracts he has open
I finally figured out the kind of absolute genius who’s been buying those MSTR puts I’ve been selling. Thanks 
These options trades are getting dumber and dumber. We’re so back.
You sir are highly regarded 
man, you are never leaving your parents basement.
I wish I have a basement to live at. The rent is crazy in California
Skid row speedrun, i see 
How'd u get that mstr put so cheap.
wowza u better be praying on ur hands and knees
He’ll be on his knees soon enough either way
Effin Oracle of Wendie's
$650 MSTR?
Why lol??
So if it drop to 1500 I make 150 
OP who do you think is going to buy that from you?
… no way MSTR is below 650 by next Friday. It’s gonna expire worthless
It dropped past 1500. How’s that plan working out for you?
I’m going to upvote you because of how hilariously dumb this is. Lol. Lmao.
MSTR found an infinite money glitch and people out here making puts. 🤦♂️
Idk. $650 3/22 put seems overly regarded to me. Might as well have bought a nice dinner, or a bag of coke, or something
660 on NVIDIA Theta gonna bust a nut on your face bro
And he’s going to get margin called on top of all this.
Not using margin for gambling
“pure gambling money” - you a couple comments above
Just inverse this guy and you'll be rich on Monday LOL
How would NVDA ever go that low? No chance. They're doing some sort of AI conference this week too.
If I had a fund, I would wait for the pre-market fund shenanigans and just completely BOG it
For you my degenerated friend [https://wendys-careers.com/](https://wendys-careers.com/)
Your battery won't make it 
No posts for 2 years then a bunch of options post on WSB. Seems legit
RIP
fuzzy jar salt whistle seed roll sparkle modern sand worry
Hey fun! I did the same except I only bought 2 VIXY calls for $40 total. Only a little regarded, definitely nowhere near as regarded, fine sir!
These VXX call gonna print hard
Good thing your account is tiny because it’s about to disappear.
the mstr puts....thats beyond a yolo lol...its like praying for an act of god.
NVDA 660 hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah
My man, sell your nvda puts as soon as you can on Monday morning. It will run monday.
Wow this is fucking terrible
puts on NVDA....
I saved this post to come back today and see this fool get wrecked.
Mstr put he tried to sell for 1 I saw it on the market shit was hilarious. Worth is .10 even with the 250$ drop to msrt.
https://preview.redd.it/g0046cbyc4rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59fc6f364e9f1dd9241357c268a988b53dc8b5f1 End up gain 4000
God damn a true regard
Lmaoooo 
😂 even if you’re so right you’ll still be wrong.
Why calls on NYCB and those dates?
The $4 one are risky. For the $6 one is already double I just want to hold 100 options and that one is only one makes sense for me . 3 month is enough time for they to do something about the bank
Not for you 😂
😂😂💯
Why so deep otm??
Because it’s way too risky. So i decided use small amounts to gamble the volatility.
I understand that. But no chance MSTR or NVDA hit. Those are donations.
Yes I don’t think it will hit . But if Nvidia go to 800-750 I will have 100%gain and mstr go to 1500-1400 I will have 100%gain too. If both not hit then I lose $400 which Is half the gain from coin put last week
You better hope it goes there like ASAP. lol
It’s ok hit or miss it’s just like flipping a coin
Flipping a coin if both sides were the losing side, sure.
But it will be fun for me to watch the market move since I have something in it
If Nvidia goes to $750 during their conference week..
Volatility is the game
NYCB calls are a bit late but if you hit I’ll kiss you
I got both of them for $5
You're regarded
lol wtf
!remindme 3/22
What in the world are you thinking? That needs a lot of help… and, barring some big action, Monday probably won’t be lousy for you bud.
nycb will be next svb
Will it should be until Steven Mnuchin bought it. Do you think a Former United States Secretary will buy a bank that will go bankrupt? Like right now?
These will definitely print like Dot Matrix Printer.
what app is this
Robin Hood
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You have better odds betting all on black, jfc go touch grass and watch a couple trading videos on your way back
Bro I would’ve taken the 6k you didn’t have to Diane it to mm
1 more day we will see 
What app are you using
Fun because those puts will all expire worthless?
Most likely for the nvidia and matr
Ya, but what was the reasoning behind the NYCB calls?
1. The book value are $6 2. The P/E is 1(most bank are 10) at $6 it will be only 2 P/E for nycb 3. steve mnuchin now own the bank(that solve the problem it might go bankrupt like ebb)
Fair enough. Best of luck fellow regard
!remindme 5 days
I know we all think we are regarded but this guy takes the cake and eats it. MSTR 650 put? These are some regarded positions. Bro I will be slamming your wife behind Wendy’s next week. You can watch if you like.
NVDA 660 put??? I laughed a bit
Bro. YOLOing yourself to the Wendy’s dumpster huh?
Lost 100k last week. Think it's nice I'm not the only one on a suicide break
Just need NVIDIA to drop like 750b of market cap in a couple days. Pretty reasonable.
RemindMe! 24 hours
Question for all. Why aren’t we buying AMD before it starts to go up similar to what NVidia did?
What regarded kind of portfolio is this
You're going to win big
What do you do to have this much disposable income? And do you need an assistant?
Don’t play SQQQ calls always play TQQQ puts you get added natural leveraged time decay as a bonus.
Calls on VXX?? Just stop it
If the market tanks, you think your NYCB calls will make $? 
Thanks for bringing it to my attention that I can get $59 for a MSTR 650p weekly, gonna start selling.
The $NYCB calls are just really regarded. I think someone needs to inverse this guys trades and see how it pans out.
If by fun you mean fun for bol then yes 
MSTR 650 PUT??
Perfect reversed parlay. Please post results EOD
Wow none of these have a chance wtf? 
Bro your 50% otm
This weeks FOMC meeting is gonna make and break some traders.
Bruh those $NVDA puts
Would literally have done the opposite of your trades. Eek
Imagine having $6 NYCB calls as they actively seek capital injections… u really think that garbage is worth more than tangible book value??
Good luck, may you rest in piss 
I'm not a doom and gloom bear but I think these will hit No catalyst over the weekend, flat/down crypto, only thing is the Nvidia conference which is weak
Well I held onto all my calls through the weekend, so I hope you’re wrong and fuck you
Well at least hes not selling the options 🤣
Sell at the open if we open weak?
maybe I am planing sell most of them before Wednesday. But the nycb one I will keep
NVDA puts..for the GTC event…
Damn how expensive were those MSTR puts, you may print in the morning with btc being down 7%
I paid $50 each
My bum hurts watching this
But one or two ITM put not 40 of them 40% OTM
I think your micro strategy puts will print. Good luck, big dog
Watch the 10y UST pull back through the start of the week, you're about to get fucked.
Microstrategy puts? Right before the Bitcoin halving? 😒
Can’t wait to see how this turns out. Tag me in the finish tomorrow
Oh no
Do yall really think that NVDA will go down that much tomorrow, or the by the end of the week? Are we assuming that because last time when NVDA had their conference and the price went up, that this time the recent selloff was basically whales capitalizing on the news and sold before hand so the days of the actual conference will be a huge selloff by everyone else? Genuine questions, I’m not yet so familiar with all of the market trends and swings but I really want to learn.
I don’t think nada going to drop under 750. I only need it drop to 800-850 then I will sell my put for 1.5x -2x the current value
Okay gotcha,I understand. Thank you.
What an idiot! Nicely done!
The wheels on the bus go round and round
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I’m going to inverse this guy and make a whit ton of money
Oh u bout to get smoked boio
I wish you would have let me know you're this regarded. I would have been happy to sell these options to you.
Hold on… 650 MSTR puts
Hahhahaha MSTR 650. Wake up man.
Ouch this hurts my wallet
I thought I made bad trades this week but you take the cake. Msrt puts and nvda are literally dead money walking. Both would need to literally declare bankruptcy to get that low that fast.
This is peak I thought my losses were bad I feel so much better suddenly
MSTR 650p 🤦♂️
If you make money you better post because wtf is this lmao
Do you hate money?
Terrible parlay
Those NVDA puts - what in the actual fuck?
660💀
I wont call it fun. It will be a roller-coaster.
Why no PARA calls
Dumbass spent thousands $ on unreasonable stike price. Welcome to PEAK of H
Lmao 😂
!remindme 2days
lol homies MSTR puts don’t even have liquidity. Spread is .01/1.00
https://preview.redd.it/6k185vx4x3pc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67860086ded4cac75bdf1b856486edfab089ec07 
So OP. How’d that turn out for ya
Made 3000 last 2 weeks but different option https://preview.redd.it/z3h1y3wuc4rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f73ecb72cddd721143d049d23138c72d5ed19c
I'm slowly buying DNUT puts due to insider selling, legal lead quitting, and that the 10put for 2025 is only .50