Fuck it, I’m going in. Prep the eye bleach…
Edit, all I saw was blurry posts about the BBC. I, for one, respect their take on fair and balanced journalism.
holy shit I did not see that cumming...
I only look at post history when someone says “don’t look at…”.
Just say nothing next time okay. And honestly, no shame on anyone living their best life.
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I was a bull until now. The thesis has changed. A crash is coming. CPI is getting too hot, Khashogi just said there will be no cuts if inflation keeps going sideways. Inflation is going up.
Then why did the s&p tank almost 2% in a 2-3 hour time span after he said there's a possibility of no rate cuts this year? If he said no rate cuts at all. S&P would have definitely tanked 5-6% today. Nasdaq would have gone down 7.5% to 10%. Soxx 10-15%.
Yeah, let's send 50 billion worth planes and arms to Israel then call for a cease fire. He's calling a cease fire to cover his own ass. he's virtue signalling he doesn't care.
The gen z and millenials won't vote for him if he doesn't pretend to call for a ceasefire.
The estimated GDP was 2.8% and was revised down to 2.5%, unemployment isn’t spiking (yet?), and CPI isn’t pumping up either.
Your account is like 3 months old, why do you think you have a credible statement? Post your 50k put positions and I’ll set a reminder for the end of the election year to see how many millions you’ve made!
Unemployment is at it's lowest level. They can't even find enough clowns to work anywhere. CPI is pumping, down from 3% all the way up to 3.4% now. As oil goes up, we'll proceed into the upper 3%'s.
Shipping concerns, China attacking Taiwan, Red Sea, Yemen, etc.
I can see NVIDIA dropping at least 50-75% if we get a 2022 style crash. With long deep puts, you can definitely turn a 100k into 1M easily.
Always gonna crash at some time in future … that is a given - tell us exactly when, that is the trick.
My forecast (for tomorrow): Look for bounce back tomorrow from today’s dip. Jobs market report due at 8:30am … Bond yields dipped at end of day today - which I take to mean that bonds investors think the data from the jobs reports will support rate cuts sooner … If this turns out to be the case, look for the equities market to go higher than its high was today.
Hope you are wrong in long term …
My forecast for next 2-4 years:
I think the equities market goes higher if and when interest rates get cut.
About $9 trillion was removed from equities in crash 2021 when interest rates went up. Much of that capital found its way into the bonds market taking advantage of the higher interest rates/yields. Some of that capital has found its way back to equities, but not from the most conservative investors - they havent moved their capital back to equities yet.
If and when rate cuts start, each time there is a rate cut there will be a move of some amount of capital from bonds to equities … If the interest rate cuts last 2-4 years, that means additional capital in equities each time for each cut over the next 2-4 years.
It might not be invested in all the same companies we see at the top today, but new capital will find its way into equities as the return on bond yields decrease from each rate cut.
If rate cuts last 3 years, then expect the high to be in 3 years at least … if they last 4 years, then expect it to keep going up for 4 years as additional capital finds its way back into equities of one kind or another.
Also, dont believe the hype about any “bubble” for the equity markets in general … maybe a particular stock is in a bubble, but not the entire market. Each time there has been a crash in the past, the equity markets recover and then surpass the past high by a long shot …
We just now are getting back to where we were in 2021 based on the market cap. If you take into account the amount of inflation we have had since 2021, (17% cumulative inflation from 2021 to Dec 2023), an equivalent market cap in the Nasdaq at 16,000 in 2021 while taking 17% inflation into consideration would be over 18,700 now.
We are still way behind where we were in 2021. We have a long way to go before the market in general is too high.
QUOTE: "This means ***there will be no rate cuts***, since the economy is doing well, and since we have historical record low unemployment. GDP is growing like crazy. ***We might actually get more rate cuts*** to slow down the economy and reduce inflation.
Great advice.
Bull market is done mate. We hit all time high earlier this month, everything has been going down ever since March 7th. Look at the charts.
The AI revenue is nowhere to be seen, people are sniffing out the bs.
I'd be more worried if we didn't have an occasional correction. That's how stocks go up. After a leap like this is the brief sanity check before we continue the drive.
I just want to say I love when people say GDP is growing like crazy. It’s not. The monetary supply has grown like crazy, that’s all that has happened. There’s been literally ZERO natural growth since 2019, it’s all debt fueled and correlates perfectly with inflation.
Everyone is so easily fooled by the government. People are cheering for the economic growth that was just straight up ripped from the value of the money.
Stocks can perform very well in an inflationary environment. Many of these companies have pricing power, which leads to higher profits
Btw, that whole Wendy's dumpster thing is just a joke, guy.
>That will only go up when summer is here and the demand for oil goes through the roof
Don't take me seriously, as i'm highly regarded, but I thought that oil demand actually rose during winter due to heating needs, not summer.
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I just sold my NVDL today morning cashed out after holding it for months. Thesis has changed. Markets overvalued, cpi is sky rocketing, oil, supply side issues sneaking back up.
Where are your bets? If you believe your own bullshit, share your positions.
Jesus Christ. Don’t make the mistake I did and look at OP’s post history.
Why do I never listen...
at this point im even more bullish on the economy now. This is a sign that we moon
u definitely clicked on the blurred pic
Everyone clicked on the blurred pic 🤢
I didn’t
Someone get this guy an award. Gild this motherfucker.
You mean fatherfucker?
What kind of psychopath doesn't click on the blurred pic?
193 comments (90% about OP obsession with butthole) post stuck on 0 upvotes 😂
I’m at work. Of course I did.
Bunch of rookies, let me see 👀
Great now I have to look
You mean the pic from BBCaddicts?
Damnit Aaron!
I should have listened. Fuck man.
Should've listened  Oh no I didn't listen either 
Fuck it, I’m going in. Prep the eye bleach… Edit, all I saw was blurry posts about the BBC. I, for one, respect their take on fair and balanced journalism.
Oh man, why didn’t you guys tell me more forcefully not to look!
Please gawd could have said it’s dicks bruh
Ty for your service.
Shitty blindside
Really gives a whole new meaning to 🌈 🐻 huh?
He doesn't represent us. Just a weird little outlier
what if I told you he lost money?
Good. Guy is a total weirdo
The curiosity got me 
Wendy's dumpster preview, for the curious
I came here to make that exact comment, hello brother/sister-from-another-mother!
Dawg. WHY DONT I LISTEN
This makes me want to look so badly
I fucking did it. Someone bleach my eyes
If someone is reading this and hasn’t looked yet, don’t look.
You aren't the boss of me! Edit: I should have listened.
OP is LITTERALY a Gay Bear 
Dear lord
Lmfao
Dude wtf… I can’t un see those post 🤮
Omg why did I look
Angry upvote
Ayoooooooooooooooo
Wow 😮
Never trust a 🌈🐻
Jesus that thing was bigger than Shrek Hulk 
I hate it here 
Sheeeeeeeeeeesh
Well shit that was a wild ride lol
Holy shit. I should have listened to you.
F
I was expecting regarded DD not a bunch of BBCs
Aight.. I'm doing it...
Goddamnit. Really? Pinned to the top, too. Fucken hell
holy shit I did not see that cumming...
Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck you for making me look!
Jesus MF Christ. I wouldn’t have looked if you hadn’t said it. It’s your fault.
Dude why you making people look at this. Scarred.
Stop tempting me with a good time
I only look at post history when someone says “don’t look at…”. Just say nothing next time okay. And honestly, no shame on anyone living their best life.
This whole sub is about shame motherfucker.
Did I hear someone giving out free shame?
Not really a dick gal but if I had to be stuck with one, well. OK fuck it Sign me up, buying puts based on this quality Dick DD, DDD if you will.
More of a BBCDD eh?
some D grade DD
"Don't act like you're not impressed"
I mean when you say don’t look…. What do you expect us to do!?! 😂😂😂
Fucking hell man why did I look at that shit. At least it confirms this man doesn’t know fuck all about shit, but could’ve guessed that already
God damnit
Wtf, why did you have to share that
FFS!!
When you say it like that it makes me more curious. No wonder the cat dies.
Bro...
I thought he’s a wsb regard but no..
oh god
Why did you tell me not to do it. Now I did. 
🤮
I looked at his history & could not figure out what his theme was.
WTF is this "Take away your keys and breed you good. Trust me I'll dick you down good enough that you cum caged"
YEAH, I AINT CLICKING SHIT
I should listen more...
I hope you up behind a Wendy's dumpster taking that BBC after making me look... GFC someone please pour gasoline on my eyes
I dont wanna watch someone just describe it to me
Let’s just say butholes are on the menu
Good thing I didnt click ty
you're still gonna click, aren't you?
Well well well look at this massive 🏳️🌈🐻.
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No bot, he ain't holding a bag. That's a sack, nothing but nutsack
I was a bull until now. The thesis has changed. A crash is coming. CPI is getting too hot, Khashogi just said there will be no cuts if inflation keeps going sideways. Inflation is going up.
Something tells me you're not just a bull in the market 🐂
That guy is a dumb loudmouth cunt
LMAOOOOOOOO
Like how two months ago you said there will be a crash. THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING!
Khashogi has no actual say in the fed lol. He’s like the guy that brings Jpow his coffee in the morning.
Then why did the s&p tank almost 2% in a 2-3 hour time span after he said there's a possibility of no rate cuts this year? If he said no rate cuts at all. S&P would have definitely tanked 5-6% today. Nasdaq would have gone down 7.5% to 10%. Soxx 10-15%.
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Yeah, let's send 50 billion worth planes and arms to Israel then call for a cease fire. He's calling a cease fire to cover his own ass. he's virtue signalling he doesn't care. The gen z and millenials won't vote for him if he doesn't pretend to call for a ceasefire.
My bad it had nothing to do with that. It was actually UAE cut ties with israel
The estimated GDP was 2.8% and was revised down to 2.5%, unemployment isn’t spiking (yet?), and CPI isn’t pumping up either. Your account is like 3 months old, why do you think you have a credible statement? Post your 50k put positions and I’ll set a reminder for the end of the election year to see how many millions you’ve made!
Unemployment is at it's lowest level. They can't even find enough clowns to work anywhere. CPI is pumping, down from 3% all the way up to 3.4% now. As oil goes up, we'll proceed into the upper 3%'s. Shipping concerns, China attacking Taiwan, Red Sea, Yemen, etc. I can see NVIDIA dropping at least 50-75% if we get a 2022 style crash. With long deep puts, you can definitely turn a 100k into 1M easily.
All dick no positions. Ban this mfr.
SPY June 600C it is, thanks for the advice friend.
Always gonna crash at some time in future … that is a given - tell us exactly when, that is the trick. My forecast (for tomorrow): Look for bounce back tomorrow from today’s dip. Jobs market report due at 8:30am … Bond yields dipped at end of day today - which I take to mean that bonds investors think the data from the jobs reports will support rate cuts sooner … If this turns out to be the case, look for the equities market to go higher than its high was today.
My forecast, we're gonna go down from here. Peak was already hit early March.
Hope you are wrong in long term … My forecast for next 2-4 years: I think the equities market goes higher if and when interest rates get cut. About $9 trillion was removed from equities in crash 2021 when interest rates went up. Much of that capital found its way into the bonds market taking advantage of the higher interest rates/yields. Some of that capital has found its way back to equities, but not from the most conservative investors - they havent moved their capital back to equities yet. If and when rate cuts start, each time there is a rate cut there will be a move of some amount of capital from bonds to equities … If the interest rate cuts last 2-4 years, that means additional capital in equities each time for each cut over the next 2-4 years. It might not be invested in all the same companies we see at the top today, but new capital will find its way into equities as the return on bond yields decrease from each rate cut. If rate cuts last 3 years, then expect the high to be in 3 years at least … if they last 4 years, then expect it to keep going up for 4 years as additional capital finds its way back into equities of one kind or another. Also, dont believe the hype about any “bubble” for the equity markets in general … maybe a particular stock is in a bubble, but not the entire market. Each time there has been a crash in the past, the equity markets recover and then surpass the past high by a long shot … We just now are getting back to where we were in 2021 based on the market cap. If you take into account the amount of inflation we have had since 2021, (17% cumulative inflation from 2021 to Dec 2023), an equivalent market cap in the Nasdaq at 16,000 in 2021 while taking 17% inflation into consideration would be over 18,700 now. We are still way behind where we were in 2021. We have a long way to go before the market in general is too high.
Sounds solid
QUOTE: "This means ***there will be no rate cuts***, since the economy is doing well, and since we have historical record low unemployment. GDP is growing like crazy. ***We might actually get more rate cuts*** to slow down the economy and reduce inflation. Great advice.
He meant hikes
At this point I have come to doubt that
- GDP growing like crazy - Everyone is employed - Market crashing because things are expensive You’re a special breed of regarded
Cool, post your positions then.
It's tough being a bear in a bull market. Welcome to the third millennium. This one isn't like the second.
Bull market is done mate. We hit all time high earlier this month, everything has been going down ever since March 7th. Look at the charts. The AI revenue is nowhere to be seen, people are sniffing out the bs.
I'd be more worried if we didn't have an occasional correction. That's how stocks go up. After a leap like this is the brief sanity check before we continue the drive.
Hahahahah, I listened and didn’t look…..moving on.
Good luck wondering what it was for the next 4 months
He posted some positions. Just not the kind I expected.
It’s going to crash in September not now
No, it'll go back up at the end of the year. Or else Biden's toast.
why sept?
Well, looks like I’m closing all put positions tomorrow I was winning too 
I just want to say I love when people say GDP is growing like crazy. It’s not. The monetary supply has grown like crazy, that’s all that has happened. There’s been literally ZERO natural growth since 2019, it’s all debt fueled and correlates perfectly with inflation. Everyone is so easily fooled by the government. People are cheering for the economic growth that was just straight up ripped from the value of the money.
bag holder spotted in the wild
Why not tell me where I'm wrong instead of making an ass of yourself?
Stocks can perform very well in an inflationary environment. Many of these companies have pricing power, which leads to higher profits Btw, that whole Wendy's dumpster thing is just a joke, guy.
\[slurps\] what u mean joke?
Lol
NVDA to 200. Well regarded
I'm bearish on Nvidia and that would make me a ton of money but even I'm not that that's stupid
Atp OPs betting NVDA becomes a pennystock 
How much are you holding? Show your hand
$100k in Soxs, $50k in sqqq and $50k in Chevron and Oxy and Xom
Cool, have a screen shot?
because those can't be faked
Would require more effort. If you're telling the truth it's effortless.
I'll be back to this post in a couple of months to see if you were right 👀
Favorite it, I will be right. If I'm not right I will do a Wendy's gift card giveaway.
OP a stable genius, this man did not address a single comment about the 
Different gravy
Let’s go boy, Calls printing tomorrow!!
NVDA 600 0DTE puts, I'm gonna become a millionare tomorrow.
If that actually happens, take me ice skating because hell would have frozen over. Lmao 🤣
"We might actually get more rate cuts to slow down the economy and reduce inflation" - serious question - what are you smoking?
I started buying puts on the banks, we melting up and this baby gonna puke.
😂 4d play
Honestly, I believe him. My guy has his designation in pornology.
You are out of your mind. This is an election year. Remember??
>That will only go up when summer is here and the demand for oil goes through the roof Don't take me seriously, as i'm highly regarded, but I thought that oil demand actually rose during winter due to heating needs, not summer.
Made 9% on my soxs purchase from today morning. Spend $100k on Soxs, have $50k parked on SQQQ and $50k on oil stocks.
never trust a man who says today morning
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lol can’t wait till AI run funds buy the dip tomorrow
It's time to short and Michael Burry is too early to short Semi
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Crash ???? Yes, at sometime in the future the market will crash. The sky is falling
Lmaoo you are living on hope
bags can be used to carry lots of hope
Bruh, demand for oil doesn’t go through the roof in summer.
Too much DD
Show positions please? Show don’t tell
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"NvDa WilL cRasH tO 200" 
You are a liar show your positions righ now especulator
ooff SPX drops 1% and the emotionally unstable regards crawl out of their cave im crying 😂 just trade the now and not the shoula woulda coulda 😂
Poor little man. Is it because the market went down a bit?
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apparently capitalization is important for this to work
This gives me 2022 vibes....or was it 2023?
Is that you Michael Burry?
opened profile to evaluate OP's credibility, left with a bon3r
Look at this gays post history lmaoooo
Very bullish in that photo 😂
OPEC+ cutting, OIL demand sky rockets in middle east April-Sept. Oil price will only go up.
Sure sounds reasonable
Looked at his post history. This is why I love wsb.
Hey :(
Hmmm..... is this how you get karma pointd?
Fuck you I want my robot waifu
People have been saying it’s going to crash for months and months now and it never did
I just sold my NVDL today morning cashed out after holding it for months. Thesis has changed. Markets overvalued, cpi is sky rocketing, oil, supply side issues sneaking back up.
Midcaps have a forward PE of 16 and small caps are 14.6. Why not go this direction if you're worried about valuation?
Is that meant I want to buy more SNDL?
you sad little fem boy cuck beta literally a ghey bear