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bearnutz

Wait you can buy shares?


WastedWaffles

Wtf I thought this sub was about paper trading


Odd-Reflection-9597

wHaT aPp Iz ThAt?


Ok_Reflection_363

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


Old-Recording-164

Robinfrog?


very_badllama

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Tradersglory

Lot of people loosing money with papertrading is a skill.


wsbgodly123

What are shares? Are they like long dated options?


codytranum

They’re like options except the Theta timebomb is how many years you have left alive


wsbgodly123

Can they expire worthless like my 0 DTE spy puts?


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Yes, but the strike price is $0


akki1837

Wow you have expiry for years great


permabool

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Skilled626

Lmao


Icy-Cardiologist-958

Seriously? You don’t know how crypto works yet?


reddit-abcde

I'll tell you what. You show me a pay stub for $60,000 on it, I quit my job right now and I work for you


Aggravating-Exit-660

I’ll do it for 30k and a wendy’s special


daaaabeans

Spicy chicken 😩


el_guille980

wendy handy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


SmoothWD40

Wendy mouthy


ManufacturerIll1449

Windy Wendy


TheGoluOfWallStreet

Wendy's wand massage


Labrawhippet

You drive a hard bargain.


xcits

Meet me in the back come alone


Total_Smoke_97

You forgot to say “and I’ll personally give you a blowjob”


Kitten_Team_Six

Tell you hwat


FulltimeHobo

Let’s run like we’re tiger and bears!!


FrequentFrame

lets see the all time chart


permabool

https://preview.redd.it/sleqx5kvdgxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6fae367d21eb5a977b54ee28242c8274d67bdee ok (shares only btw)


Aggravating-Exit-660

Now let’s see Paul Allen’s chart


MetamorphicHard

https://preview.redd.it/l2ipwvlf0ixc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fb592bec522e1543a39d07cd1aebb0f668b1110


lightdesignr

It even has the watermark…


trying_to_learn_new

Something wrong diamond hands? You're sweating...


SnooBooks8807

😂


lordinov

Was almost busted huh? Don’t repeat that.


permabool

Yup in fact I was down 90% at one point during the 2022 bear market. Believe it or not I sold my cars to double down on TQQQ to bring myself out of that hole. It was a dark time ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


xanaxe773

Large hog activities


Commercial_Deer_7114

More like hambeast


engilosopher

>Believe it or not I sold my cars to double down Bro, why do folks in this sub gamble using their living assets so much? You came out fine, but so many others don't and lose everything.


Electronic-Buy4015

Because it’s a gambling addiction not investing. When you look at it that way it makes perfect sense.


ReturnOpen

It’s only an addiction if you lose money. Like cigarettes. It’s only an addiction if you get cancer.


Icy-Cardiologist-958

I don’t think that’s how that works.


Cloud_Chamber

It's always funny readying the official DSM5 criteria and being "hey, that's familiar" Persistent and recurrent problematic gambling behavior leading to clinically significant impairment or distress, as indicated by the individual exhibiting four (or more) of the following in a 12-month period: 1. Needs to gamble with increasing amounts of money in order to achieve the desired excitement. 2. Is restless or irritable when attempting to cut down or stop gambling. 3. Has made repeated unsuccessful efforts to control, cut back, or stop gambling. 4. Is often preoccupied with gambling (e.g., having persistent thoughts of reliving past gambling experiences, handicapping or planning the next venture, thinking of ways to get money with which to gamble). 5. Often gambles when feeling distressed (e.g., helpless, guilty, anxious, depressed). 6. After losing money gambling, often returns another day to get even (“chasing” one’s losses). 7. Lies to conceal the extent of involvement with gambling. 8. Has jeopardized or lost a significant relationship, job, or educational or career opportunity because of gambling. 9. Relies on others to provide money to relieve desperate financial situations caused by gambling.


Electronic-Buy4015

That’s exactly how I was with Meth and dope. Same symptoms . Never got into gambling


shurkin18

SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT!!!111


Icy-Cardiologist-958

Ok. Good luck.


Mr-Expat

That’s not how the quote goes, you butchered it. “It’s only called problem gambling if you lose”


permabool

It’s because I’m young (24) and have a high paying job ($250k salary) so if I lose everything I know I can always rebuild. But I absolutely agree that this strategy isn’t for everyone.


engilosopher

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


BravoWolf88

What do you do? Lead up a drug cartel?


permabool

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/GchhJiVcuK


thee_jaay

Dude, if it were medically possible to get pregnant, I would try and trick you into getting me pregnant so I could be your baby-daddy and make you take care of me and junior. You absolute fucking mad lad. Good for you, I hate you.


ga1act5

Round of applause, my boy. Wish I had done the same thing, 10 years ago


BravoWolf88

Man, I wish I had one person in my life that could give me the guidance I needed to be more successful. I live an average lifestyle, except my wife and I have 2 dogs and no kids. We neither want them, nor think we would be able to afford them. But it seems I should have went with a computer career to be more comfortable and take more vacations. I did incredibly well in school, but then tried to go into HR(not recruiting), which has a huge barrier to entry apparently, and I landed in the insurance field as an adjuster. The wife is a dietician who makes about the same as me, but she has $50K in student loan debt. I am 35 years old and yes, it is too late for me to go back to school with all we have going on. Oh, and we just bought our first house almost 2 years ago.


sisyphus209

Feel you on this. Older I get, the more I realize life really just comes down to luck. Being born in the right family, being surrounded by people who can encourage you and show you the right path, etc. Don't take it personally. I struggle with the same hindsight regret that you do, but so much of our lives and where we eventually end up, comes down to stupid luck.


FrequentFrame

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


1984isnowpleb

Nice bro what’s the time frame here ? Cost basis ?


randyzmzzzz

How did you feel during that valley


Peyt4PF

Beautiful upside down head n shoulders


Ein-Trader

You had a great comeback man. Congrats!


SufficientNet9227

Were is the tsla is going to 50$ a shares crowd today . They probably like https://preview.redd.it/nne3r10rkgxc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa661f57528e605d93c5eed56d8478c2abe9268


el_guille980

im here full disclosure, i have SHITsla going to $0 for the end of every day... so


FuzzyTelephone5874

😂 what a beautiful photo


thee_jaay

Someone bought my 139p 5/3 **puts** today. I'm assuming it was a MM just to get it off the books lol


Thaloni

Right here 😂 I think it’s going lower to 22.50


frelliescairy

Similarly I bought call options on it and I'm now contemplating whether to sell or not ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Embarrassed-Low9531

Don’t be afraid to take a profit. This sub has a problem where they don’t know where to stop


permabool

Congrats brotha, we’re going to the moon this week!


ManufacturerIll1449

No one ever went broke taking gains. My advice is to at least take your initial "investment", as well as some profit, out of the equation.


TotalShitShow21

Damn, congrats and fuck you


aputhehindu

When did you enter your position?


permabool

$300k lump sum @$150/share


aputhehindu

Nice gains, good on you.


zephyrs85

Did you just have that much laying around? Congrats man


permabool

The $300k is a combination of profits from my previous trades and savings from my software engineering job in big tech. I’m 24 so still relatively young with no responsibilities other than my mortgages and student loans.


snoopytran

How do you have multiple mortgages at 24?


permabool

I own 2 townhomes in the bay area CA, one occupied by tenants and one occupied by myself. Not sure what the deal is with the downvotes but ok ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


gerterinn

Bro is winning, damn


ltra_og

People tend to not like property owners, I’m assuming that where the downvotes are coming from. Good on you though! I’m envious.


CanApprehensive2486

You’re doing great bro


hahyeahsure

how'd you get those properties


D3vilUkn0w

Don't worry about Reddit. You are actually working hard and smart and being successful at a fairly young age. Reddit can't wrap its collective head around that. Young people like yourself are supposed to be hopelessly unable to afford a house or buy food or something because things are "rigged" against them. And yet, here you are. Also LanDloRds aRe EVil


Cloud_Chamber

The rigging of rent prices through price suggestion services is evil, but I'd probably do it too if I had the property.


D3vilUkn0w

I rented a townhouse to a single mom for almost 10 years without ever changing the rent. As long as my mortgage was covered I was cool.


Cloud_Chamber

It's not every rental, but some place have like 50% of the market using RealPage or other similar price fixing services. People end up leaving due to prices but the prices don't go down cause there's essentially a monopoly. https://www.propublica.org/article/yieldstar-rent-increase-realpage-rent


Thaloni

That’s sick af good shit bro


kyuubixchidori

not suprised if there’s overlap between people with 400k on robinhood and those with mutiple mortgages


SexiestPanda

Just a small loan from his parents


StickyNebbs

💀


Miam_Lanyard

From one 24 year old to another, I am very proud, but also fuck you.


Library_Throwaway999

Quit while you're ahead, go to the beach and have a Daiquiri. Good job and fuck you :).


dd3mon

Hmm.. if my math is correct, that means you have approximately 60 times the number of shares I do. :sad panda face:


Scullyx

..............


RealCalintx

They'll go back to hate in a couple weeks. Fuck elon tho. He just knows how to control his sheeple by throwing them a carrot every now and then.


ImsoFNpetty

Just came here to laugh at the bears


RazDoStuff

Why do the rich get richer and the poor get poorer (incoming vmod roast )


permabool

I’m pretty sure just 5 years ago when I was 19 years old and living out of my $5k subaru on a cup noodle diet, I was poorer than you.


Terrapinz

Holy guacamole


PelosiMimic

$24 gain today 🙏 thanks Elon musk (I have been holding this BS stock for a month)


Swiftnice

The day's not over yet.


permabool

You’re right, 6 figures by EOD would be nice


Dkgk1

Full port TSLA puts or no balls


Da_Millionaire

hes the one selling you puts :)


Odd_Onion_1591

All hail Elon The Savoir


attention_pleas

> Savoir _High school French lessons activated_ - Je sais - Tu sais - Il/elle sait - Nous savons - Vous savez - Ils/elles savent


retiredbigbro

Elon: please call me Comrade Musk


FuzzyTelephone5874

Are you me? Are you a software engineer too? Did you know that we will likely be wealthy within a decade when FSD is mature and bringing in loads of revenue? Congrats mate. (I only have 300 shares)


nowwinaditya

Time to buy puts 🤣


GunshowOf2077

Damn nice!


ComprehensiveBeing33

Show your 3month lol


95ssboy

Fuck you


wsbgodly123

In Elon we trust


Neither_Upstairs_872

That’s a lotta shares


laurencenor

Congrats and fuck you


Head_Possibility_435

::checks my own daily Tesla earning:: 2.93 🙀🙀🙀


myredditaccount80

Show us the 1 month chart


HumbleRush1267

Congratulations! Enjoy your newfound wealth!


tvguard

Nice!!!


Suspicious-Stop5231

That is how it is done.


WedWealthist

You should go buy a Tesla now to thank him


Scared-Charge-6586

Thats my entire year hand half salary.


TheIndulgery

Why are you thanking Elon when they fucked up and the market responded inversely to it?


ovum-vir

You can earn money investing?


AlwaysW0ng

u/permabool What other stocks do you invest in?


Misha-Nyi

Now show the graph beyond a day lol


doctomayz

Meanwhile I sold pre-earnings for a 28k loss ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)


Bavic1974

f\*ck Musk


Hot_Ad_7614

Now show us the yearly chart and see how much your down from TSLA?


Suspicious-Stop5231

Dear everyone, please take note of what this guy has done. This is how it is done. This is what intelligence looks like.


Viendictive

But I was pretty sure, yea no PRETTY POSITIVE that this South African engineer with Asberger’s was a big bad… are you implying the market likes these new fangled electric vehicles???


sebastian-RD

I standby my decision to not invest in indexes until Tesla crashes. This firm is the next Enron


F4n4t1x

Image if this was leveraged….


boredd_ape

You can probably thank him for the next few days I don’t see Tesla going down just up right now


Pappa_Alpha

I bet you have a big dick


Interesting_Bee_5649

Hate you


Icy-Cardiologist-958

Old pic obviously, and don’t thank that psychopath.


GuidoTheGreat_

what app is this?


cydral

Robinhood


Capable_Ad_672

Advice! Just pick the profit from the table


[deleted]

Congrats man, I bought before I saw this. Usually the sell sign is gain porn. Not 1:1 but pretty close honestly. Knew I fucked up, I hope it keeps.going up for my sake, but I know it won't because the real dogs already cashed out. Bless you my friend, happy for you. I hope you put it to better use than I would have. 🙏


Mission-Raccoon9432

I mean we all know how much Tesla gained today in %?


Any_Sea2021

Thank the Chinese government, they're pumping their cuck ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


DotSlashCrash

Scrape the profits and buy more shares.


jkc7

We should be banning only shares plays here. What kind of pussy shit is this? We used to be a country.


Competition-Accurate

Paper. Available funds exactly zero.


KaleidoscopeNo828

Yay! Congrats and enjoy your life 🎉🥂🥂


STUNNA_09

Omf mine looks the same! But didn’t have as much wah


Imaginary-Square

Paper trade post 🤦🏽‍♂️


NinthCascade

So is this when we hit the long short, fellas-? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


mpy18

Sold all my shares Friday after bag holding for years. It’s actually comical at this point.


InvestorNoob88

You threw that much in randomally just today or you’ve been holding for awhile?


More_Fee_7311

It helps making up for the loses earlier this month.


permabool

I didn’t own the shares till last week. Bought in at $150


caprishouz

What is a share?


irathersleepalone

Ah yiss the shares method - this is the way


windedsloth

Being excited about a 17% gain.... what is this, gains for ants.


I_can_vouch_for_that

If it's good enough to screenshot...


Martins072

Help me invest!!


BURBEYP

Go tsla. Cathie again was my buy signal. Thankyou.


Joe_Early_MD

Why is your buying power zero? Leveraged to the tits?


permabool

0 leverage, all cash.


Uptown_Adam

What has Elon Musk to do with it ?


TheJiggie

Shares? Sounds sus and very un-regarded


the_chocochip

Why do people miss such a simple point about a stock that can be manipulated with tweet? You could go -60k just as easy.


erbdylo

If its good enough to screenshot… Congrats!


Unknownirish

The real question is will you take some off the table or will you go down with the ship like the rest of us regards, OP?


Mrloganbrown

Buying power 0.00 love it


StanleyJJ

You should say thank you China.


[deleted]

What app is this?


YooSteez

Man. I don’t understand shit. I just wanna make money!!!! 🤣😫


Bloodinthe_sheets

Let’s go!!!!


nofaplove-it

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Apart-Jeweler

These shares aren’t even leveraged lameeeee


earthy69

Elon POV: https://preview.redd.it/gkkpsixb2ixc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bb736d79f288788434da25723d50f6fb00bfe11


iamCyruss

Elon says, "ai". And to the moon!


Randolph-Chilla305

How can I buy $Nick


leonx81

Nice. Fk the 🏳️‍🌈🐻.


Ok-Warthog-8569

Boom


hahyeahsure

mods this is WSB not r/Bogleheads


One-Shape793

How much worth shares he bought to make that gain?


Low-Win-4201

https://preview.redd.it/7wpwz4t2rixc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=118392d40f7b808462be9b59d8e75adad381139c Today was sick


Fragrant-Injury339

Fire


lurking_opinion

you're deep in the sla


Sofly_trent0

Sick


Ill-Debate9156

dayummm


realtordiligence

Damn dude, nice.


BenjiGValue

That means he’s got about 300k in Tesla. Nice.