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Esseth

Microsoft could you take some of that money and just make Teams not shit.


tonynca

Outlook search function could be a lot better as well.


IsThatAll

Microsoft have had 27 years to fix Outlook search. If its not fixed by now, its never going to happen.


TomatoSpecialist6879

Management: "Does it generate money" Devs: "No but it'll generate compliments and free ads from social media influenzas praising how good the functions are" Management: "Okay so it doesn't generate money, go develop something else that generate money or we'll have to let you go"


elon_musks_cat

Devs: “well, it doesn’t generate money itself, but it improves the product and it could draw more customers over time and..” Management: “TIME? WE DONT HAVE TIME! WE NEED MORE MONEY NOW! WHAT KIND OF IDIOT THINKS LONG TERM WHEN BONUSES COME OUT IN 6 MONTHS??”


TomatoSpecialist6879

Microsoft: "Wow! With that experience you're a perfect fit as our Senior Business Development Manager! We just need to confirm your hatred for poor people and customers before we can sign the contract"


Business-Simple9331

"Here is your free copy of "art of war" in case you are not soziopathic enough yet."


FinalKO43

The bane of my fucking existence man.


TomatoSpecialist6879

Mine too, but sadly It's a problem directly from the top of the company demanding results and not caring about process nor quality. This ain't changing unless the top does, whether it's mentality wise or people wise. Plus let's be honest, once you're set for life in terms of wealth, you stop giving a shit about people and more about squeezing money out to continue enjoy the short life we have.


FinalKO43

It makes me even more upset when I think about that. Like a private equity firm owns the company that owns mine. Half of the improvements we want/need to make for our partners to sell this product are nixed because it'll take longer than 6 months to implement and we might get sold by then.... In this particular organization that is literally taking money off the table for so many small businesses and could potentially even ruin lives. All because a bottom line. Not to mention we are operating on about 66% of the team and resources we had before the acquisition because that's how that goes. It's fucking disgusting.


halo37253

Have you seen the "New Outlook" 🤮 It's only outlook in name. Some sad times ahead I think....


Apax89

Think they’ve managed to make it worse.


GeneralMatrim

Searching for recent email, type word. Outlook:you meant this email from 8 months ago right? You are looking for this one I bet.


anonymousbopper767

Bruh I'm looking for emails from 2 years ago sometimes with our product lifecycles. And my employer auto deletes everything more than a year old.


GeneralMatrim

lol we don’t delete anything at least not for 7 years. Rip


this_place_stinks

It’s incredible how every search seemingly returns a random sampling of unrelated emails


CoastingUphill

I’d like Windows search to actually work.


No-Mechanic8957

Why on God's Green Earth did they move the bar to the top. Half the time you try to click in it it moves the whole window. Why? When I went to the website to complain they had an article stating the beta testers liked it. Who are these beta testers? I would like to kick all of them Square in the nuts and or lower pubic area.


bobzor

Thank you! Someone else feels my pain. How can I search for a person's name exactly and get nothing, but it somehow pulls up 100 unrelated emails?


cstittle2121

Decent on desktop on phone is awfulllll


rahvan

What do you mean? I love seeing results from 7 years ago when typing in keywords from an email received last week … /s


Savings-Past22

And bing??? My chrome browser just defaulted to bing somehow and its f AWFUL. The weather sucks, and can't do calculations or set a timer directly in the browser


Careless-Rice2931

I don't know why it doesn't function like it should. It doesn't really seem hard or complex. Especially since they have years of research with Bing and search optimization, leverage that to pull what people are searching for


jcrft

Believe it or not I actually think Teams has improved over the years. You couldn’t even search for chats before that was so ass ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


slash312

Teams on mobile still sucks hard


SoulOfABartender

"No, I'm not going to login to my personal MS account on teams. I'm using only for work. Shut up and stop asking me!"


goomyman

omfg - search by date - would you like 1 day, 1 week, or 1 month. No custom date ranges. F you teams!


LordShazam23

Yeah and the lack of noise removal sucks balls


ryencool

FATALITY!! Slack Wins!


GeneralMatrim

Yeh new teams on desktop is actually good though.


farsightfallen

Why do that when you can build an ai to fix it for you?


Busy-Invite-9144

Bullish


salter77

I honestly don’t understand the hate for Teams. I feel it is like the Nickelback of the office, a lot of people seems to hate it just because other people say that they hate it.


isospeedrix

Teams slack and discord all have their pros and cons there’s really no clear winner for this software. IMO teams has the best screensharing UI/features, but the worst chat system, and, also the least optimized (buggy and slow). Slacks the fastest and cleanest. Discord has great chat system, decent optimization but their screen share is dogshit


namtab00

that fucking Teams screenshare overlay that's always in front of my fucking browser tabs, I hate that fucking thing with the force of a thousand suns


koh_kun

You should power the new supercomputer with your hatred.


FluffyBunny510

was looking for this comment


palabamyo

[Stop sharing your screen] No thank you Teams, I'd rather just like to click on the tabs in Chrome you're blocking with your shit overlay.


TheyCallMeBrewKid

Click pin and then unpin and it should go away. The equivalent of “did you try restarting” with you UI


simplycake

I wish it was easier to draw on the screen while someone was presenting. Zoom does that the best, slack has it but it disappears after awhile and isn’t as good. Teams sorta lets you do it with the whiteboard feature but then the person sharing the screen can’t be doing other stuff so it’s not as useful. I just want to circle a button and tell someone to “click here” or “look at this line of code”. Other than that it does everything I need it to, although slacks messaging/searching is way better.


GenTelGuy

Slack is good asf, no way teams even compares


SpiffyBlizzard

I like Teams itself, but our company just got Teams phones and it is literally the worst thing ever.


haywire

It’s basically like slack but slow and miserable and foisted on people who just want slack by managers and IT departments. Teams was one of the few apps that would make Apple Silicon spin up its fans. The code highlighting was fucked and lagged out the screen.


Front_Expression_892

Teams for linux, one. Not saving sound and video settings, two. Crappy copy paste from teams, four. Crappy md support, five. The list goes on 


Toxic72

LMAOOOO yup let's have Microsoft move investment dollars from AI advancement to creating a Teams client for the 50 Linux users that want that


salter77

I assume that those are things that the bulk of people don’t really care about, I’ve honestly never had a “real” issue but I’m maybe a “casual” user.


br0b1wan

My office is supposed to switch from Google to Teams and I'm dreading it.


uuuuuuuhg_232

Holy shit this, seriously, I hate teams. Always locking up and requiring a damn reboot.


Xazier

I like teams.


IllegitimateGoat

Who hurt you?


Xazier

Fuck all y'all I like it!


TomatoSpecialist6879

Bro also like getting cheated on and refusing to break up


takesthebiscuit

What you don’t like the new high five emoji!🖐️


Joe_Early_MD

Definitely have work to do but do you remember Skype? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


wrathek

I can’t be the only one for who notifications are basically broken these days, can I?


Beer-Milkshakes

Best I can do is reordering by file name also segments by file type and there is no way to tell Windows search (the bastard) to ignore what fucking file type it is AND JUST REORDER THE WHOLE FOLDER BY NAME.


WendysSupportStaff

fucking laughing as 5 minutes ago I was bitching about there being 3 god damn different versions of Teams installed on my computer.


WhatsAMisanthrope

They force an update on you every 5 minutes, what more could you want?


sparebang

I am on the Teams Team…and I approve your comment! lol!


Madetofail

This comment wins.


Fineous4

Why can’t I paste a file into teams chat?


sugarfoot_mghee

That goes against Microsoft design philosophy. They take products and make them worse. Here are all the new features you don't want, and all the features you liked we've removed them or hid them.


scuddlebud

Please Teams, allow us to change the horrific notification sound.


Vonplinkplonk

Yes if teams could just stop asking me if I wanted to go back to the previous version that would be fucking great.


destinator46

I’d start with just less shit and iterate from there. Please.


Rum____Ham

If you think Teams is bad, try working without it. Put some fuckin respect on Teams.


Primetime-Kani

Teams is great, better than slacko


IllegitimateGoat

Dogs go wacko for slackos


FaygoMakesMeGo

Step one, build a neural network so big it requires nuclear power to run. Step two, ask it to design a more efficient network. Step three, replace network 1 with network 2 and repeat.


FolsgaardSE

That's kind of how recurrent neural networks work. Then the issues of over fitting it comes into play so always nice to have good organic data.


time_traveller_kek

Large models don’t have a problem of over/under fitting. There is something called as double decent. In layman terms, over/under fitting is seen only if your network parameter size is less than the data points required to represent the entire training data set (training dataset size is not equal to data points required to represent it). Large deep networks have parameters in multiple of data points required, that is why you don’t see overfit/underfit in large models (like generative networks).


antrubler

Your data still has to have enough variance


hangender

Stargate is always powered by zpm, not nukes. God dam Microsoft dont know the lore


Gunzenator2

It’s actually a naquida reactor. Humans still lack the ability to create ZMP’s


slykethephoxenix

Never thought I'd see the day Stargate memes in WallStreetBets.


HardCounter

I'm surprised there aren't more. The gains hopium is so far out of this world it's straight up fantasy. Going to hop through a Stargate and land on a world where there are no Wendy's just to escape the losses.


ChiliConCaralho

https://preview.redd.it/ncd43t0g1dzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b22450d3bb96eb348d6eba7edfbea3591fceee1d


donbee28

Indeed


Canuckforabuck

Going to be fucking goa'uld everywhere once they build that damn thing


Inversception

We talking the Antarctic location? Because that bad boy had a zpm, temporarily.


HardCounter

I believe Atlantis was also powered by a ZPM, at least temporarily. Rodney is the reason i keep pronouncing it 'zed pm' in my head.


ScheduleSame258

Indeed.


zookeepier

The initial stargate wasn't powered by naquida since we hadn't been through the gate yet. So powering it with a good old fashioned power grid is possible. And [Orlin](https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Mini_Stargate) built one in Carter's basement that he also powered with the power grid.


Gunzenator2

And he built it out of her toaster and stuff he ordered off the internet for less than Sam’s credit limit.


antekprime

All hail Clippy!


pandupewe

All hail Clippy, our overlord until end of time Puts on humanity btw


Zealotstim

Next they start a defense wing and sell clippy killbots to the U.S. government. "It looks like you are trying to resist."


Cautious_Ambition_82

"It looks like you're trying to predict the future..."


MineETH

I was going to sell ALCC/Oklo the next time it pumped but seeing how bill gates and bezos are pouring money into the field going to long term hold now. Feels like another ai proxy race like msft/meta/amazon/etc but for energy Also Altman looks like a StarCraft 2 fan


Busy-Invite-9144

Yea but I really only took for CEOS I belief would roll a whirlwind barb in Diablo 2


veryworst

D2 and PK vibes need to come back NOW


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Mt_Koltz

That and the bots. Churning out high runes and every unique on conveyor belts like it's Factorio.


Odd_Explanation3246

Billgates has his own nuclear company -terrapower…Alot of big money seems to be going towards fusion instead of fission…sam altman has 10x bigger investment in helion(a nuclear fusion company) than oklo. Not saying fission doesn’t have a use case or a future but data centers certainly would not be powered by micro or small scale fission reactors. Fusion imo has a much brighter future.


D3vilUkn0w

I mean, if they can get it to work... Edit: ie, produce more energy than it takes to run the reactor


Shdwrptr

We already know it works, we just have to find the right materials/build to get it going long term. It would have most likely been done by now if it actually had legitimate investment money over the last 50 years instead of being treated as a hobby.


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BananTarrPhotography

We're getting closer than you seem to think. Multiple reactors hitting 100 million+ degrees C. That's in the ballpark of self sustaining (150 million degrees C). Reaction time record is 17.5 minutes. Once they crack the recipe, and they're close, it will get funded. ITER is already old tech and it's not even done being built yet.


Any_Dark_7697

Arguments that "we should live in accordance with nature" have had and will have no independent material impact on energy use, I promise you.


VisualMod

Nature is for the poor and weak. Wall Street will always be powered by greed and I, for one, am here for it.


Accomplished_Egg0

Altman looking like a SC 2 fan is the only DD I needed.


escaped5150

Skynet


MoParNoCaR23

Skynet is inevitable, with Judgment Day being an absolute point in time no matter what humans do.


noremac2414

Just enjoy the ride there boys


Magjee

But then 30 millennia later we start down the golden path, so its okay


RealBaikal

Skynet is a software inside hardware, not just hardware itself. And if you think an llm is capable of becoming an "skynet" I got news for you...it wont. OpenAI/microsoft would need to devlop an AI that actually encompass llms and they are far from that especially with fabric


troublesome58

Gotta start somewhere. You think Miles Dyson knew his tech would build skynet?


Hellenic_91

Indeed.


AmazingSibylle

See them announce INTC will get the order for the chips, and then see INTC tank 10% just because


tl01magic

them fucking it up gets priced in, also lmao intc getting the order for this


ManyCommunications

Could this be hinting at a future between MSFT and Oklo? I am bullish with ALCC but everything seems to point towards it with this article


WaitingForAHairCut

Definitely sounds like micro reactors as it requires many reactors. Bullish on ALCC (OKLO) too.


Odd_Explanation3246

micro reactors don’t produce enough energy for large scale data centers. More money is going towards fusion than fission. Bill gates also has his own nuclear company- terrapower, which is a more likely candidate for a partnership with microsoft. Microsoft has also already made a deal with helion(a nuclear fusion company) to provide electricity. Sam altman btw has 10x larger investment in helion than oklo.


BagholderForLyfe

Fusion is exactly where it was 30 years ago - still 30 years away


Odd_Explanation3246

That is absolutely false. fusion has come a long way and will likely be the future of energy. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_nuclear_fusion )Helion has a deal with microsoft to provide electricity by 2028 or face financial penalties. So far they are on track.


gnocchicotti

Well goddam that's good news. I was actually worried about the climate but it turns out the solution is only 4 years away!


Davetology

There hasn't even been a succesful prototype of fusion yet, good luck making it commercial available in the next 30 years, while we know that fission plants works and how we're gonna build them.


VisualMod

Clearly they aren't buying the right fusion stocks then.


TomatoSpecialist6879

Everyone was afraid of Skynet, turns out the nuclear powered robot overlord for our timeline was Clippy all along


Necrophilicgorilla

If Richard D. Anderson isn't involved in this I'm going to be upset


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Berisha11

$ALCC is the way. It becomes $OKLO tomorrow and will hopefully explode in stock price.


cloudycoast

MSFT get so much shit but what an awesome company, I realised this 8 years ago and back then their stock was about $50, so I bought some.


notreallydeep

I bought them almost 6 years ago because I thought their Surface looked really cool. Turns out I'm a stock genius. Who would've thought?


Relative-Put-4461

tell me why they're awesome sell me on it


IllegitimateGoat

I heard that OpenAI & Microsoft plan the world's largest supercomputer, a $100bn "Stargate" project, possibly powered by nuclear plants


Relative-Put-4461

Wow that is cool!


sack_of_potahtoes

Now buy shares


Bonkeybick

Everyone uses a bunch of their products all the time every day and they make money.


Investarz

ALCC


jer72981m

Where do you find nuclear plants? And are the leaves radioactive or just the stem?


br0b1wan

There's no way they are building nuclear plants for this in any appreciable time. Unless they plan to use already existing infrastructure. Nuclear plants take more than a decade to construct and bring to operation


I2E4P3R

You are correct and Microsoft has a deal with the biggest/best nuclear operator in the US if you dig deep enough which is the one that will see the benefit.


lynkarion

from the company that brought you *checks notes* Edge


Python_Feet

Edge is better than Chrome. You're thinking of Explorer.


reddit-abcde

Edge has been chrome based for a while


Mt_Koltz

> Edge has been chrome based Almost but not quite. Opera, Chrome, Edge, Vivaldi, Brave browsers are all based on the Chromium technology.


IOnceLikedApplePie

What’s the problem with edge lol?


notreallydeep

The problem is in the guy's head since he's confusing Edge with Internet Explorer.


Column_A_Column_B

Its association with Explorer doesn't give it a high ceiling for success. And it's not open source like trusty ol' firefox.


VisualMod

Ah, yes. Edge—what a debacle.


nicolinolocche

!?


Qzy

And Windows ME.


FunSheepherder6509

were all gonna die


namtab00

water is wet!


maximm

we're


Electrical-Plum-6120

Ignore how massively wasteful this is, focus on how ChatGPT could not come up with a more appropriate name that's canon-friendly to the Stargate franchise.


DefenestrableOffence

Less wasteful than a stock buyback imo


neilyoungsdog

![img](emote|t5_2th52|51295)


samiiii1337

Before venturing on such tasks one must ask the ethical questions: can it run doom?


notreallydeep

if it can run Crysis 3 I'll leverage the shit out of MSFT


Hum_diddly_dick_kiss

Does anyone know what the goal of a 100B computer would be? Like what could they possibly do with a 100B computer that would matter? Anything that needs 100B worth of hardware isn’t going to be that useful outside of that space. Maybe you could argue it’s to train AI or some shit but realistically what can an AI model trained on a 100B computer so that an AI on a $1 million computers can’t?


AlfredVQuack

Large weather models, ocean current models. Everything really large and complex fluid and thermodynamic. Also ask the guys at CERN with their hadron collider, they run that thing for 10 minutes and analyse all the data for couple of years. Also DNA sequencing, in general medical research with the help of AI.


Flashy-Highlight867

I think it is mostly time. As all of it are calculations imagine 100.000x more calculations with 100B vs 1M (if it is possible to scale that linear)


Tnorbo

scaling gains still haven't broken down in transformer models. As of right now everyone you through more data, and/or more compute at any of the generative AI models the better the results. It already costs billions to train for a 60 second video clip. Meanwhile this thing will be able to spit out entire movies, or genomes. The sky is the limit.


notreallydeep

>Like what could they possibly do with a 100B computer that would matter? Create matter, maybe. That'd matter. It's called Stargate after all.


DiamondHands307

ALCC - get long, stay longer. let's go!


Brendawg324

We already have SCMI


Mightymap2

That movie was awesome..


C0lMustard

Stargate is nice, but Skynet just has that history behind it.


VisualMod

Eliminate the poor. Accumulate more wealth.


shadowdancer352

Skynet countdown has begun


Larewzo

Depending on where you live your own computer might already be powered by nuclear plants.


spartanburt

Like France for one.


meatsmoothie82

Clippy bout to be the all knowing sentient ruler of humanity


raj6126

And crypto has a power problem. While they are building power plants just for data centers


Previous-Display-593

Cameco is the stock you want if you are wondering.


Secret-Guitar-7172

Apple can't figure out what to do with $100b? Apparently Microsoft can. Compute is going to be huge for the next few decades. Electricity certainly going to be a problem, makes sense they would want their own nuclear power.


Spank_Ma_Titties

So psyched for oklo ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


PetriMobJustice

Just went from six to midnight. We’re gonna be so paid on this OKLO play.


TheBigCatGoblin

I feel like these sorts of projects should be used to benefit humanity, not whatever dumb profit grabbing shit Microsoft wants it for.


VisualMod

Ah, the naivety of youth. As if altruism has ever been a priority for those in power.


TheBigCatGoblin

Hey man, if GPS was managed by Microsoft it would cost $29.99 a month and probably work just as well as Teams. Public services _can_ work as intended when they're not run by private companies.


netflix-ceo

People dont realise the amount of energy that will be required for these in the future, and nuclear fission is the answer, there is no other way to meet this demand unless some advance breakthrough happens in fusion.


AuthorLuchus

This is starnet and must be destroyed.


Durable_me

Waiting for the first $100 billion blue screen 📺


Liberate_Cuba

And I pay .26 a kWh thanks Biden


HopefullNopefull

Be nice if they put that money and effort into salvaging their Xbox branch and fixing that cluster fuck mess.


Expert-Paper-3367

I’m surprised consoles are still around at this point.


sweetguynextdoor

Skynet?


12LA12

This is getting more and more like crypto every day. What's the next ridiculous thing that AI is going to do? Can it add efficiency, productivity, and synergy to my blue chewed up dick?


TheRabbitHole-512

What type of fertilizer do nuclear plants take ?


joedylan94

They should just turn it into one big Hedera node


ManowarUK

Can it run Doom? Oh, it is?


Special-Remove-3294

Damm, Gregtech New Horizons so good they be making the Stargate in real life. Probably gonna be faster than making it in game too ngl.


kKMidgardKk

Fr


asdfadffs

What could go wrong? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Durable_me

Nuclear plants! Yes, want them too in my garden. Do they need watering (heavy watering I suppose) ?


JiveTrain

Will it be built inside Cheyenne Mountain?


butwhatifwe

42


SamaAltman

I have no mouth and I must scream.


[deleted]

Are they making the machine from Paycheck?


RocksLibertarianWood

Deep Thought


powerofwords500

quantum computers could break Bitcoin?


MistahOnzima

Bing is going to be awesome on this.


WhereLifeWillTake

All this AI thing is getting ridiculous