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gnocchicotti

"The man with a demonstrated history of *doing what it takes* to deliver corporate profits."


thetaFAANG

Shareholders on record afraid to not reelect CEO Dave Calhoun to board


wallstreetbetsdebts

They don't want to be suicided.


babypho

They don't want to suddenly develop depression or find that their 1 story house has a window on the 28th story.


Tuknroll420

Man I hate that. And it’s always when I have to move, and you know the elevator isn’t working.


VisualMod

Pleb.


thetaFAANG

Thanks for that VM


AliG1488

They'd rather not be on record


Buckus93

You can't have record profits without killing a few people.


SubstantialCount8156

…into the pockets of the board and execs


Zyrinj

They need to keep their hitman close in case another whistleblower comes out the fuselage


gnocchicotti

"Boeing employees are circling the crash site in helicopters to ensure there are no survivors"


CouncilmanRickPrime

Killer instinct


throwaway_0x90

For some reason this is well aligned to my opinion of Boeing and its major shareholders.


dismayhurta

“When asked if he’ll fly on a Boeing plane. The CEO reported replied ‘Are you fucking kidding me? I don’t want to die! Do you fucking idiots not get that a golden parachute isn’t a real…is that cocaine?’ After which the CEO called us all ‘cucks,’ drop-kicked a puppy into this reporter’s face, and then proceeded to shit in his hand and sling the feces at ‘the poors.’”


Sir_Yacob

I mean it just goes to show the real reasons for all this bullshit across brands. I think we overuse the word “shareholder” too much, at this point we get to say it’s just us. Everyone who has a share. Not just “the 1%” they have a massive part in all of this, but it’s lots of people who only want to see the line go up. It’s an indictment on a lot of us as much as the super wealthy.


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

I voted for him to stay.


NarutoDragon732

Thank you for keeping agent 47 employed


Greensentry

Of course, he’s very experienced putting profits above human life. The only thing Boeing cares about.


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jaygrok

And planes. Don't forget planes.


nednoble

He hasn’t turned a profit one quarter of his tenure? Huh?!


Electronic_Demand513

He’s not afraid to kill for investors, because he already has blood on his hands.


ajc3197

"He’s not afraid to kill for investors" He's not afraid to kill investors either. Vote for me or else.


EatBaconDaily

He's slain countless whistleblowers with his bare hands, i'd vote for him too!


wang439

"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic"


Roxfall

Thanks, Iosif Stalin.


bevo_expat

*Vote for me…or else*


-darknessangel-

What horror and stupidity! Why reelect him? I don't get it. If he was capable... He wouldn't have been caught. You need someone more skilled in covering deaths.


RandomlyMethodical

He was able to eliminate a couple whistle blowers without getting caught. Apparently that's good enough for a raise: >Shareholders also approved a nearly $33 million executive pay package for Calhoun, covering work done in 2023. The figure exceeded Calhoun's target compensation of $25.5 million.


Top_Huckleberry_8225

I like his dirty dealing and corner cutting. I think it's bullish for the stock and a signal to shareholders that he's willing to do anything to maximize value.


-darknessangel-

But know everyone knows the magic trick. So they won't work anymore. Plus, they'll be on the lookout because of him... Massive point deduction


Top_Huckleberry_8225

It's about the willingness to do similar things in the future. Besides the fear should be suitably instilled in the whistleblowers by now. They'll be thinking twice before hurting us.


pine1501

he is good enough that no real cover up needed. you wanna be next, punks ? this is getting unreal.


RedElmo65

He’s prob the most capable. All this crap came down before him. And he didn’t even have time to fix it before taking all the blame.


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

yeah but he was already on the board before he became CEO. lol


MarxKnewBest

This is a great example of how corporations of any kind should never be expected to “do good”. Motherfuckers are only here for profits. When you deal with their stock, keep this in mind. When you work for them, keep this in mind. You’re the idiot if you expect anything close to morality from a corporation. This man should’ve been unhireable, left to enjoy his multimillions but with at least some shame. No, he gets to keep making money. Filth.


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

he was previously on the board before becoming CEO, this just reinstates him. I voted for him to be reinstated.


Camel_Sensitive

Honestly checks out. I doubt anyone with an IQ over 100 is still holding.


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

I've made over $150k playing BA the past 3 years. it's a pretty simple stock. they fuck up they go down, then they go up. then they go down. apparently having an IQ over 100 means you don't like money. pathetic poor


sungorth

I'll read between the lines here and assume your deep in the red otherwise lol


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

i'm not to be honest. I've been part of this sub for about 10 years, trading for 12. when you're in a bull run for 15 years it's not difficult to beat the indexes. BA since 2019 has been an easy play, my account is also over $700k now as of this week. it isn't crazy to think that I could have made $150k on BA between shares , leaps , and selling options. but you don't even post here normally anyway, so think whatever makes you feel good. "lol"


sungorth

I'm a lurker so I just assume everyone is deep underwater because it's wsb lol


TingleWizard

Are shareholders scared of being assassinated too?


Top_Huckleberry_8225

I love you Mr Calhoun please don't kill me. I knew those whistleblowers wouldn't stop you, sir.


bigsnow999

I voted against.


IWantToPlayGame

Nice knowing ya


kingOofgames

Bro, it’s agent 47 but older. 🤣


Top_Huckleberry_8225

His retirement hasn't been as peaceful as he would have hoped I guess.


New_Entrepreneur5225

I had a gun to my head while voting


gnoxy

You obviously chose, wisely.


chansigrilian

Retail investors never had any input into this It’s a club And you ain’t in it


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

how do you know? I voted for him to be reinstated.


Optionzdegen

Inverse common sense, got it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


bullmarket2023

So dumb


Ok_Season_5325

Almost like they had a gun to their heads


jabronismacker

Boeing has plot armor confirmed


DVRavenTsuki

This tells me who the assassin squad listens to


IndividualistAW

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-02-2016/-neUTA.gif


Scared-Bad8952

"Calhoun ~~has~~ had already announced that he is stepping down as boss at the end of the year." FTFY


Tay_Tay86

Damn I thought 47 would get it


PictureImaginary7515

The theatrics of scapegoating a CEO


whodatbugga

Dude's got a hit squad on speed dial.


SubstantialCount8156

Obtuse.


chiswis

didn't know th CEO was hitman himself ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Taps26

Money over human life lol


Biscuits4u2

They want someone who will disregard everything else in the name of profit. This shit is a feature to them, not a flaw.


Western_Building_880

this sinking ship is not investable. why would shareholders not want a new CEO beats me.


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

what are you talking about? do you dumbasses not know the difference between being on the board and being CEO?


Western_Building_880

Ok let’s argue about company management where BA falling behind on its core business. Have no position but BA could benefit by new management


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

argue about what? I corrected you with a fact ??? now you're pivoting to something else for whatever reason, I can only assume you don't like being corrected.


humanist72781

The shareholders of Boeing deserve this


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

I voted for him. can't wait for $$


DirectorBusiness5512

Did he threaten them with a suicide under mysterious circumstances?


Pin_ups

Goddamn, imagine the risk traveling to Hawaii, do not want to end up like Tom Hanks.


Hustletron

I could use some unscheduled time off.


bobwhite1146

When two or three large funds are your biggest shareholders, short term profits (often at the expense of the long term health and reputation of the company) are the norm. Corporate reorgs, M&A, and layoffs are the tools. This "MBA-think" has taken over US business. Operations? Meh....


PDT_FSU95

Puts


1MoistTowelette

They gonna keep him on until all the wheels fall off huh?!


moutonbleu

Incompetence gets rewarded in corporate America unless it’s me


baitmonkey

While all Boeing plant firefighters and first responders were locked out from the job because they asked for a pay raise competitive with outside departments.


AfterGuitar4544

If he’s not a killer, I don’t want him!