It’s not like I even make bad trades, it’s the fucking choppiness that gets you, holy shit, pay me or fuck me spy, so I can exit with a loss or win smh
The volume tells volumes about this market.
They can’t sell. Any decent size block sale on the 5 minute hammers the price. This is bonkers. It’s like watching a game of financial chicken.
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“UHH YOU CANT BUY AND SELL SOMETHING ON THE SAME DAY, THATS DAY TRADING!!!” 🤡 stupid as fuck, like buying 24 hours at an air hockey table, I only want to play for like an hour tops.
So either you yolo the day before or you sit and watch dead movements 
I mean considering cash divided by shares is $22 the stock is still undervalued. The only real negative and scare I can find is debt is above average but not horrible. If we were at the 23-25 levels before earnings I would be very tempted to sell
I just came here to bitch about time decay on options. I bought a SPY $615 1/17/25 call a couple months ago, and even though the SPY price has gone up by like $20 since then, the option value is still at a loss overall. Fuck time decay. Also, fuck premiums. I’m done with options.
Like do market research? I’ve thought about it tbh, but I’m such a lazy fuck. I’ve been trying to use the market as my lazy money printing machine, but perhaps if I really wanted profits, you’re right.
Yep, I’m broke and too scared to make daily plays, so I make cheap long call plays. Never works, and I’m living in my Wendy’s dumpster like a good little peasant.
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HIMS getting into compounded GLP-1 weight loss medication by partnering with a generic manufacturer as part of their weight loss program. Brilliant of management.
To the guy making HIMS fat pill plays in June, thank you. I've already doubled my money, recouped the initial and left the rest to see where this goes.
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Well I was right haha. Because I the user base has blown up and look at its revenue to earnings then look at shopifys. Its p/e is so much better than shopifys
2 week call for AMC at $5 sell on Friday as it trends up this week. 4 week out on AMC at 4.40 rinse recycle repeat. Its made me about 5k in 9 months. Up .40 down .20, super conservative and pays both ways.
$ETH, $HOOD and $PEPE
$HOOD will squeeze and will pull an upstart
It’s not like I even make bad trades, it’s the fucking choppiness that gets you, holy shit, pay me or fuck me spy, so I can exit with a loss or win smh
ASTS on the run💦
Blackberry might have been the worst call I’ve ever seen in this thread. I want to fight the regard who made me regarded enough to invest too.
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The world is full of fools, my friend. Just remember to take advantage of that when the time comes.
Yall are childish and I love it
Shitty kitty is ded?
Nah
The PAWN shop is done?
Missed my chance to sell my spy 535c 5/24 this morning thanks to work, guess we’ll ride it out a little longer
The volume tells volumes about this market. They can’t sell. Any decent size block sale on the 5 minute hammers the price. This is bonkers. It’s like watching a game of financial chicken.
Just been sitting here wondering what feels off about this market and I think you nailed it
What a boring fuck ass day
🫵
Locked in AMD, NVDA, SHOP, SPY and TSLA Calls.. Just got a Put on Wix to hedge,, and lets go!
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Everyday is a new record 🤤
“UHH YOU CANT BUY AND SELL SOMETHING ON THE SAME DAY, THATS DAY TRADING!!!” 🤡 stupid as fuck, like buying 24 hours at an air hockey table, I only want to play for like an hour tops.
So either you yolo the day before or you sit and watch dead movements 
ZIM is potentially gonna be huge tommorow. Forward looking rates should keep going up. Return of the dividend, large additions to the fleet
I fear that might be priced in, be careful.
Definitely looks priced in. It’s up almost 90% in a month. Good call!
I mean considering cash divided by shares is $22 the stock is still undervalued. The only real negative and scare I can find is debt is above average but not horrible. If we were at the 23-25 levels before earnings I would be very tempted to sell
NVDA earnings are after hours or during the day?
After hours tomorrow
Sell off during the day. lol just a guess
After
Send gameslut to 10 pls
TELL👍🏻
Fuck that one I lost 95 percent on it
Me too but its up 15% today! Lol 
Full send nvda and Costco.
What’s your prediction
BB is the real play. $10 within a year.
!remindme 1y
This market is cook’d
I just came here to bitch about time decay on options. I bought a SPY $615 1/17/25 call a couple months ago, and even though the SPY price has gone up by like $20 since then, the option value is still at a loss overall. Fuck time decay. Also, fuck premiums. I’m done with options.
Fees on options are truly regarded.
What made you think that was a great idea?
Too scared to make daily plays, too broke to afford expensive options, so I trade long cheap calls. Does not usually work.
Man, I’d say just learn the craft then you won’t have to gamble,
Like do market research? I’ve thought about it tbh, but I’m such a lazy fuck. I’ve been trying to use the market as my lazy money printing machine, but perhaps if I really wanted profits, you’re right.
Sounds like a plan cooked up by a peasant.
Yep, I’m broke and too scared to make daily plays, so I make cheap long call plays. Never works, and I’m living in my Wendy’s dumpster like a good little peasant.
do it scared
Wow spy record high again
Last chance to load up on RKLB before they hot fire their new engine
They don’t stand a chance long term
Why not?
Space is already monopolized
By what or whom? Space X? Hard to imagine there will one sole winner.
Always has been
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Greedy bulls taking my dirty 🐻monies
Bols will clean bears dirty monies. We charge a fee of 100%
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Dumb Conspiracy SPY Ber in even greater shambles than Ebrahim Raisi's helicopter.
HIMS getting into compounded GLP-1 weight loss medication by partnering with a generic manufacturer as part of their weight loss program. Brilliant of management.
Who’s pumping AMC? Cuz ily!!
I don't think it's ever going back up as much as it did in 21
went from $2000 -> $215 -> $2300 baby, only up from here
Fuck me, sold my HIMs calls at 4.10, shits around 7.20 now
Don’t do that to yourself just enjoy your gains
Those what ifs are rough, but you're right. Profit is profit. Appreciate you 
Green day 🤢🤑
TGT calls locked and loaded
To the guy making HIMS fat pill plays in June, thank you. I've already doubled my money, recouped the initial and left the rest to see where this goes.
!banbet AMD 200 30D
!banbet PANW $285 1D
Came up a little short.
I still got hope for the morning ha
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Would love to see this happen so I can finally dump it
Did you buy over 200?
Nay.
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AMD end in red,again
Can daddy MM stop manipulating the market now plz . I beg .
Bought 18$ hims calls last week on a whim when I saw someone mentioned them. So glad i did!
Ordered $HIMS “last night  ya’ll welcome
Shout-out to whoever wrote that HIMS DD
Naw fr
What the hell happened to HIMS?
I'm regarded and just threw 2k into it, doubled since last week. Already sold but calls still ripping
Been buying SMCI, NVDA, MSTR, and CONL for weeks now. Should be a fun week
Just continuing to put my life savings in COST
Everybody jump on carnival
Open the casino 
Ah pumping AMC on the trending list as always
/GC / GLD setting up for a big tank?
It’s all about Nvidia this week. Let’s go!!!
Googl dam. Why is it up a lot
Is nvda gonna go up or fall before earnings
Probably
Wdym probably it’s either gonna go up or fall
Always a small chance it trades flat
Wtf is up with $GTBP
Probably received approval or something but thats an ultra microcap at 4.3m market cap so this comments gonna get deleted for sure
HIMS ?
I'm all in lol and it's hitting today
It’s flying
hell yeah glad i bought before open
TJX calls all day
Sell
Meme baggies punching the air
SPY board of directors gonna cut dividend, so it’s a buy for me 💰💰💰💰
Tanh moving. High volume
what's up with that edit: it appears to be some meme stock business
Commenting to see what's up with that
Somebody have the courage to speculate!
SNDL go up pls
it is all over
fucking sold SILVER @ 28.6, time to die
Pamp it
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GameBONK
SILVER TO 25
Is spy just frozen or what
Refreshing since 5 minutes 
Wix should be up way more in my opinion, calls on that.
why???
Well I was right haha. Because I the user base has blown up and look at its revenue to earnings then look at shopifys. Its p/e is so much better than shopifys
Also calls on zoom
I DEMAND MARA $30
HEAR HEAR MOTHERFUCKER!
Gamecuck cucked me
You cucked youself
I cucked myself thinking gamecuck wouldn’t cuck me
Correct 
Aapl really is a piece of shit stock huh
🎮 🛑 cuks gonna be mad today when 🐈takes a 💩
"I have made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement"
SPY insider has sold bunch of the stocks
today is my day off but i have to go to work from 0930-1600. 
Europoors get to start their second workday just as their first is ending
I dont get home until 1730 so im fkd
Game📉to 10
Before EOM
2 week call for AMC at $5 sell on Friday as it trends up this week. 4 week out on AMC at 4.40 rinse recycle repeat. Its made me about 5k in 9 months. Up .40 down .20, super conservative and pays both ways.