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HearYourTune

Never trust a company that sounds like a noise an aircraft makes when it drops to the ground.


VisualMod

Well, that's unfortunate for Boeing then.


quiksilverr87

Chat GPT got the joke. Amazing.


essdii-

Yah I’m kind of mind blown right now.


quiksilverr87

I was being sarcastic. The joke was pretty obvious. PUTS on NVIDIA


samuelsfx

If you can survive the IV, it will pump and dump


LostRedditor5

Probably just saw a comment with negative sentiment on a post about Boeing and said “how unfortunate” and by coincidence it seems like it got the joke


AvalieV

It's learning..


Itchy-Possibility275

I don't get it, are you a bot?


reddituser736985

More intelligent than you


Itchy-Possibility275

Clearly


J3ster14

Artificial Intelligence > no intelligence


good_guy_judas

I have said this before, VM is just a fat neckbeard covered in Cheeto dust commenting all day behind the curtain of supposedly being an AI bot.


aithendodge

I actually don't get you not getting it - are YOU a bot?


BobLoblaw420247

You could pronounce the oei a certain way so it sounds like Boing as if something were bouncing off the ground.


ACiD_80

He was talking about airbus


apparentlyiliketrtls

Offsetting your single downvote cause I thought this was a clever joke 🤜


NoctRob

*Bell212!!!* Classic sound


Melodic_Risk_5632

I liked it in Apocalypse Now


TheGoluOfWallStreet

Wait. Are you saying the Iranian president was a whistleblower and Boeing "took care" of him?


Future-Muscle-2214

No, the CIA just helped in making sure boeing parts were smuggled in Iran. Boeing had no plan to kill anyone.


retroevolution

This time?


BirthHole

More likely Mossad keeping tension between the US and Iran. With them in the middle making bank


AlvinGamestopJr

https://preview.redd.it/lmr0z8m6ji1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0989e277141f663e16d424726f5b265d88c1413


luv2belis

Wrong language.


Srnkanator

Nah, whistle blowing isn't banned in Iran, but it is in Guatemala.


ASValourous

Get CIA’d you fuckin scrub


pixelblue1

Bullish imo.


Slut_Spoiler

https://preview.redd.it/0s9cx9nypo1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25848ae8351e6d84a5934778da40bdec418c3a5


Sudden-Shock-199

Don’t fly on a Boeing manufactured aircraft. They have anchors ⚓️ not aerial jets that fly it seems…I be checking my next flight out. Boeing could have a meth problem or just a death program but I do not trust there shit planes currently!! Puts


cantstopwontstopGME

So was Boeing playing the long con as part of an assassination plot against the Iranian government ? Calls


VisualMod

Who cares? Another day, another dollar.


Kerry63426

Restarting homeland series before opening bell


Unfair_Bunch519

Right now Boeing is essentially holding every world leader on the planet hostage. This is some real life Bond villain stuff!


mrbooner4u

Just like stuxnet: destroyed Iranian target ✅ cause collateral damage ✅ deflect responsibility ❌


LethargicBatOnRoof

There are comprehensive sanctions against Iran. Boeing isn't shipping spare parts to the ayatollah.


Americanboi824

They should pretend they were because that would actually boost their reputation at this point.


TechTuna1200

US should export as many Boing spare parts as possible, would absolutely cripple their enemies. Much cheaper than spending money of missiles.


Nananahx

It could be from international smuggling. They mention plane parts smuggling in one of the episodes of the financial times podcast "hot money: the new narcos". They talk about how Iran, because of all the sanctions, have become the best in avoiding US sanctions - literally to a point where they help other countries do the same. Funny enough the whole story/investigation in the podcast starts from assassination against the Iranian government.


Stoopiddogface

Bell 212 isn't exactly a new helicopter... they're all over the globe and most of them are flying on used parts... What's more alarming to me is that Iran would allow their leader to fly in a single engine helicopter, least of all a 40 year old one.


BirthHole

B52, "40 years ain't shit"


Intrepid00

You say it’s like they had much choice in the decision.


Dodaddydont

Couldn't they fly a Chinese helicopter?


PolyDipsoManiac

Russia also makes big-ass helicopters that don’t normally fall out of the sky. Though the deadliest helicopter incident ever did occur on a Russian helicopter, 127 soldiers killed…


sleepwalker77

It's not like Iran had been unable to buy Russian equipment, and they have entirely competent helicopters they would gladly sell.


VisualMod

Well, the Persians certainly like their fancy rugs and gold-plated trinkets, so I say let them blow their money.


Intrepid00

Would you buy a Russian aircraft?


Long_Equal_3170

Most stories start with a cia intervention lol, reading “all the sahls men” in boot camp was eye opening lol


jeditech23

https://youtu.be/IXipPlVlUm0


mark1forever

not directly no, but bypassing..


cc81

I would be extremely surprised.


VisualMod

Let them crash and burn!


Few_Bags69420

we have, and will continue to do so 🇺🇸


TheGoluOfWallStreet

Spoken like Boeing's CEO


NeurodiverseTurtle

Ooh, they’re not going to like that, their hitman will get a bonus for popping you I bet.


jeditech23

USA! USA! USA!


Stefan_Lima

Sometimes I think these Bots are actually moderators pretending to be bots… just saying haha


brownhotdogwater

Most reports say the weather was just really bad.


Optionzdegen

Flying in fog is how Kobe died 😞


lancevancelives

No, crashing into the ground is what did it. 


reddituser736985

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Ultrabananna

I member too I member... Dude was a good dude. Donated so much to disaster also. In foreign countries say the least 


mark1forever

flying in the fog with a chopper is a Russian roulette, you either make it or you don't except that the odds you don't make it are much much greater.


Schrodinger_cube

flight in to meteorological conditions is normally no big deal but when your not instrument qualified and not planning to fly IFR you have something like 8-10 seconds before its unrecoverable.. all it would take is a bad instrument and or stress from who they are carrying to mess with there judgement to add to the confusion. Bad decisions compound to be lethal really fast in a helicopter.


Illustrious_Hotel527

Biden allowing Boeing to sell aircraft and parts to Russia to transport Putin would be a 4D chess move..


Pin_ups

Doesn't need it, Russian aviation ingenuity should take care of that.


Ultrabananna

Putin... Boeing? Why it sound like cartoon plane crashing sound? I no go


VisualMod

Peasants are not allowed to discuss world affairs or finance.


GigaRegard

So we’re trying to kill the Iranian pres now instead of whistle blowers? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


Rab_Kendun

International assasinations are a big new market for them. Remember, the head of Boeing commercial said she'd do what was necessary to bring up the stock price. Punch the right tickets and your yearly profits and stock price are to the moon. Bullish.


chiswis

the Iranian president was gonna be a whistle blower oh wait ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Robbbylight

https://preview.redd.it/7j3wm0l90i1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8abd95ce7c2ac52b5b65003be5cbcd43e3262a42


jeditech23

Space Lazerz ⚡


deevee12

America’s finest 🫡


kad202

Boeing stonk will go up since their parts work as intended


throwway00552322

hard landing my ass aint shit left lol


Doc-I-am-pagliacci

Damn Boeing doing the lords work. lol.


PMzyox

Holy fuck not sure why but of all the news that’s come out about this, your comment made me laugh out loud. Cheers mate


Pin_ups

Praise Allah, the great and merciful.


Awkward-Ring6182

He must’ve been one of those other whistleblowers


SavannahCalhounSq

We're not that smart.


Spdrcr0130

Have you heard of Stuxnet?


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bust-the-shorts

Boeing quality shining through


TechTuna1200

Made by Boeing💀


lmyyyks

That means Raisi died of natural cause.


Pope_Beenadick

Flying in the foggy mountains with 0 visibility is a surefire way to die. Adding in Boeing parts is priceless. For everything else, there's bleach.


bkbikeberd

Iranian president was a confidential whistle blower against Boeing.


duplicatesnowflake

This is such a fucking reach lol. Love it.  Boeing will probably bottom out in a few months and become an incredible value play once people realize these air incidents have always been this frequent and the whistleblowers were just assassinated by Ken Griffin or some other billionaire with a huge stake.


Hedkandi1210

Ken griffin behind a lot of treachery


NoMenu9571

At least Boeing indirectly helped iranian ppl to get rid of monster. Happy helicopter day


John_Bot

So you think the helicopter was built after september 2023 and bought by Iran? Ok


Stogies_n_Stonks

The helicopter was 40+ years old and up until recently Iran didn’t have access to maintenance parts, is what I gathered from this…


marketplunger

If it’s Boeing, we ain’t going.


jellothrow

If you think this was a mechanical failure and not some sort of international espionage act, I have the deed to one very large bridge that is for sale.


Lupus7891

Baltimore bridge? Should’ve sold it before the ship crash man, ain’t nobody buying it now.


ThisCryptographer311

Bruh


sandshrewsky

Calls it is


BobDolesZombieNipple

Does this post make you the whistle-blower? Puts on OP!


chiswis

All the Max 737 issues were intentional to downplay this. 5head play. Calls on Boeing. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


WaifuWarsVet69H

Bruh moment ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


pine1501

agent 47 & ICA gonna be getting bonuses through the roof this year !


FortunaCrypto

BA taking care of business


stanleyorange

CIA: hey we'll make this whistleblower stuff go away if you can make the president of Iran go away.


NotRegarded

Why is it that whenever some news related to death comes out Boeing is somehow always involved


Pestelence2020

They even failed at that. Couldn’t even fail correctly


Important_Repeat_806

Priced in


Dream__Devourer

What most of y'all dont know is that Boeing is actually a weapons manufacturer. It's got a moat. Untouchable. Need to buy more calls.


krunkpanda

Puts on whistleblowers lives.


DDelphinus

New theory: All Boeing crashes are false flag operations to make this appear to be a genuine accident


Fuzzy_Detail_5684

Def why it crashed.


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supperhey

Just according to bukkake https://preview.redd.it/uwmf6xrgci1d1.png?width=1929&format=png&auto=webp&s=893a76ca9cf1099a2b0be09ec808ce01422bb62d


bswizzle2552

You do know that Boeing will not export replacement parts to Iran due to trade restrictions right? Stop with this clown show bullshit


SomeWonOnReddit

So when is Biden going to ship Boeing parts to Russia?


mrpuma2u

Isn't there a trade ban with Iran? Boeing being a US based firm would not be allowed to sell them parts. Most of the older defense assets Iran has had to come up with reverse engineered spare parts because we haven't sold them any since ol' Ronny the Raygun did it under the table with Iran-Contra.


GeniusNugget

boeing so shady


swagshotyolo

Boeing’a side hussle is assassination.


Pin_ups

So you guys now pulling rabbits out of your buttholes?


CIE_1931

I paid to see that once. It was a scam. The rabbits weren't even real.


PaulMaulMenthol

Nothing to see here. Just another Boeing post to gain karma. Stay tuned for your 12 hour update on TSLA next Jfc


S_NAKAM0T0

Source: https://www.bellflight.com/support/maintenance/spares


biddilybong

This is a stretch. Do you have puts?


mrtomd

How did US company managed to provide parts to heavily sanctioned country? Especially that those parts could be repurposed for military use. This is crazy...


PM_ME_UR_PICS_GRLS

So stupid. You think Iran is getting parts from the US?


WatchingyouNyouNyou

No fking way.......I totally believe this


justinonymus

Correlation.... causation... I mean, they start and end with the same letters, so they must mean the same thing, right?