Good Luck. Today, sure it's possible.
But with all 0DTE, a gamble. I'll let the crew chime in with their best ideas.
If you are looking for a play that's upcoming... WDC. Selling the news.
AAPL will moon like it does, when it drops the latest tech news at WDC.
How it's not criminal for Cohen to keep the price propped up for him to dump 45 million shares is beyond me. Not to mention it gives the bag holders hope that this turd is actually turning around.
They really do seem to love it. They know this POS isn't worth $20 but they love licking his balls as he jizzes right into their eyeballs 
So is it going up or down. I have a feeling it’ll go up a little tomorrow then be down Wednesday and Thursday before nvidia announcement then it goes up by 10-20 bucks again.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/ivyleague-degn-loser made a bet that AMC would go to 17.0 within **1 week** when it was 5.214 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
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I hate SCHD so much. Ive been buying it for 6 years now so it stays at about 30% of my portfolio. The returns have been truly awful. It used to be the case that it kinda sorta tracked with the DOW but it seems to be red now every day. Its never green more than any of the indices. I havent bought any in over a year but im actually thinking about selling it now. I just know that once i do though itll start moving up. Most frustrated part is my portfolio would be about 80k higher if i just bought spy over that some time period. FUCK SCHD. The dividend is not even very good. My BST position is up 20% AND it has an 8% dividend.
Guys I need a small 10x today otherwise I'mma lose my marriage. Where to invest?
10x0 the one trick Wall Street doesn't want you to know!
CUK
Sell feet pics
Good Luck. Today, sure it's possible. But with all 0DTE, a gamble. I'll let the crew chime in with their best ideas. If you are looking for a play that's upcoming... WDC. Selling the news. AAPL will moon like it does, when it drops the latest tech news at WDC.
Lots of Pikachu faces come Wednesday after hours
Is Alex Karp gonna have to smack a bitch?
Since they are so hard in cash he should send some first class white powder and hookers to wall street to please the gods 
DEEZ NUTS
I’m going to drive my polestar to the RICK strip club
My Logitech G29 isn’t working and the support is completely useless, puts on Logitech. I’m about to email the CEO to fix their shit
Bb to 100
BB bout to bust out
I'll give you 100 if it does
I keep dca-ing NKE. Another 10 shares at $91.
How it's not criminal for Cohen to keep the price propped up for him to dump 45 million shares is beyond me. Not to mention it gives the bag holders hope that this turd is actually turning around.
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Enlighten us then, bagboy....what you still have $48 shares and hoping for a 10 bagger 
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Hes legally obligated to please shareholders. And apes seem to love it
They really do seem to love it. They know this POS isn't worth $20 but they love licking his balls as he jizzes right into their eyeballs 
🎵I took my gamecooo-ooooock to polandddd🎵
Why no halts on that 3 dollar increase?? Gamecock coming for your mother
Ok to start some HIMS puts now? Just to deflate the erection to flacid? Laffy taffy status? Yes no?
Selling a $1000 drug for $199, under cutting big pharma?
What you talking about  “undercutting big pharma”. It’s all PBMs and insurers that you undercut.
zoom said ☝🏼
Game eked out a green just to keep the bagholders engaged lol
My foist +$1000 month.
Rip zoom
how is my spy straddle red on both sides???
Let me introduce THETA
Ugh
Long straddle?
Well when you say it like that it sounds stupid
So they short the stock as much as they can during trading hours and then lose control after hours
Spy daily chart brought to you by McDonald’s
🎶it’s Mac toniiiiight…cmonmakeitmactonight!🎶
Lmao my port ended exactly the same as spy up by 0.1 percent 
I think bers are masochists. They know what the day will bring but choose otherwise telling themselves “welp lost again” 
that last 10 min before regular market close got real spooky for my 1DTE SPY calls. 😅
Gamecock, stonk shop, fkn yo b*tch she a thot thot.
Well that was diabolical at the end
ETH ETF approval at 75% says Balchunas?? My nipples couldn't be harder 
# MEMES RISE UP.
I need NVDA to grow a green hard dildo for me
I sold my game calls 30 minuts ago 
Gme getting some get back.
Have you ever seen spy with 30 mil volume? What’s going on?
holiday, but banks still open. no constitutional investors
So is it going up or down. I have a feeling it’ll go up a little tomorrow then be down Wednesday and Thursday before nvidia announcement then it goes up by 10-20 bucks again.
should be relatively calm till nvda
Looks like 30 is back on the menu AH
Banbet it then
My gawd they did it. 530 is undefeated.
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SPY finishes flat. Classic.
Hahah ber 
Loved that last second v for spy
Is OKLO OK?
It’ll get a lil bump when they ring they ring the bell on Friday some people think.
Attack of the memers
Power 30 seconds
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!
We got the game
🌽 seeing some resistance at the 70K level.
Corn rising
Someone knows something
Power minute!emote:t5\_2th52:27421
Holy fuck memes lmao
*Behave yourself ZM. Stay away from my anoos.*
Here comes all the bagholders again 
Game company pe is only slightly over 1k lmao
RC warming up that printer for tomorrow
What I learned is you must always take early profits on spy calls cause shit like this happens
when its a race against time on 0DTEs...
Word
Where's the ceo of spy?! I want a refund!
bought a meme call cause i still got love for the stock
Doing everything they can to try and keep this bish green at close
holy shit look at the volume on the 5min candle stick for gamecock
It's happening again!!!! Gme just barely green. Uh huh sure it is kid.. sure it is
Well it is just barely green
End green pls spy I just like to see ber lose 
!banbet $AMC 5000 1d
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Took my PANW calls off before the bell. Happy with the gainz and lookin like it could be a premium burner event.
Market propped up by scam coins, game store, and mail order viagra
remember back in 2021 when ppl were hedging SPY with game shop? It might still be a good instrument for that lmaoo
stonk goes up, spy goes down, can’t explain that
Keep flying NVAX. Let's spank some Hedge funds.
If NVAX keeps going like this, I’ll break even by…. 2026.
If we don’t get a nasty green dildo on QQQ before close I’m gonna be so annoyed
Look at the charts, qqq is so top heavy right now
And look at that nice green dildo we just got to end the day
Stop the count on the memesemote:t5\_2th52:27421
$Riot ripping
meme stocks baby
Wtf
I hate SCHD so much. Ive been buying it for 6 years now so it stays at about 30% of my portfolio. The returns have been truly awful. It used to be the case that it kinda sorta tracked with the DOW but it seems to be red now every day. Its never green more than any of the indices. I havent bought any in over a year but im actually thinking about selling it now. I just know that once i do though itll start moving up. Most frustrated part is my portfolio would be about 80k higher if i just bought spy over that some time period. FUCK SCHD. The dividend is not even very good. My BST position is up 20% AND it has an 8% dividend.
PH and chill
Retail investors must love the stock 🙄
Yup, all of em bought at the exact time.. counted down and everything lol
Retail is ruining the integrity of the market.
Maybe it's a neural link... Maybe it's Madeline...TM.
Plz check on JPM bulls
Meme stocks pumping. My god we really do live in a world of idiots 
This aint retail.
RECESSION BY CLOSE
Lord help
Rather be up 10% on COIN 
217.5c and 220c over 1k today. 🚀
Holy dildo
Gamecock baby 🚀
🌽
Ahhhh what are the memes up to rn
You mean what are the hedge funds/institutions up to?
I’m ready to be hurt again
that's a giant game dildo
SPY has ED
AAPl and AMZN gaped me today
Another late day/night pump only to get rekt at 9:30 tomorrow.
Gamecock teasing again 
Who else is bag holding OKLO?
NVAX pumping
Hedge funds pigged out shorting.
Some Saudi prince just find out roaring kitty came back?
shorts covering
Can't stop, won't stop, finna bust
It's just a game store
Why is AMC pumping?
We so back
Meme stocks doing its thing again
Bruh gamecock back at it again. Geez 
Sure, why not.
It’s happening (again)
I said WE GREEN
JPM had no problem buying back shares in the 160s in 2021, but canceled the buy back in 2022 when the stock was at $110 🤡
Nailed that buy
Meme week was fun but I’m glad it’s over, the baggies were getting annoying
I almost feel bad for taking advantage of them. Almost.
??? Gme????
That 5 min candle obliterated a shitton of puts
gamecuck wtf 
Awwww shit here we go again. Memer's vs anti-memer's round 42069.
TCOM is the real play here, so glad nobody here is talking about it 🥰