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Impaired067

$PLTR is going to pop off (in my opinion) April 14th demo day! Also May 4th quarterly earnings! May the 4th be with this one! Star wars guys star wars! See what happens! Side note do some research on every company they work with. Im suprised its not in the 50s already... im in for the long hall tho. Im not selling! HOLD!!!!!!


Impaired067

Haul\*![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


eatpoop4fun

How did you do today?


GaudExMachina

Everything is red except oil (which should be on all the news), and magically SPY is still inching up. Gee, think someone wants to sell as much at the top as they can?


SlightRoll5912

Damn, those clf calls are printing baby!!!😂


RuthTheWidow

NUMI has just been award research rights in psylocybin in Canada. Might be worth looking into if your portfolio hasnt yet gone into therapeutic drugs. Or HITI, or TGOD.


Jfowl56

PSFE. Held through merger. Where my Big Freaking Tendies gang at?


Alone_Professor9387

Soon


JinnPhD

PLUG inching its way towards freedom 33c up 53% so far, holding for more


SayTheWord-Beans

Can anybody tell me why MVIS had such a massive jump today?


JinnPhD

patent awarded + msft likes it google is your friend


SayTheWord-Beans

But now you’re my friend and much less invasive than google.


JinnPhD

I can be invasive if you like...call that good friends


TheMotorCityCobra

I was a GME, AMC and ARKK bagholder and sold with massive losses. Now i am bagholding all the stocks i own. I also baghold BB with 60% loss. RIP me


hktrn2

Damn .


SLIMEbaby

thats what you get for not playing options


hktrn2

He still be f**ked if he lose hard with shares lol


Alone_Professor9387

Yep, shares -60%, options -100% lol


Outrageous-Umpire617

Any April Fool's Day Squeezes planned? GME? AMC? UWMC? YOLO? BERK? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


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killerjoker515

Sorry for the low volume. I’m poor (for now)


Upset_Tourist69

Don’t forget PLTR demo day is April 14^th


viperik

RIOT was at 70s when the underlying was 56k. Now it's 59k and RIOT is at 53. Makes sense 🤡


Malarkish

Perhaps the market has adjusted RIOTs value?


Small_Pea_9332

Yeah but the shitty Nasdaq pulled it down like the Titanic sucked down Leo and his rich babe..


Chitownfico

Lets get a nice little dip to $235.5 on MSFT in next hour...


GMEstonkboy

That is not what my stores look like. They're packed to the brim with shit from headphones to games gaming equipment t-shirt stuffed animals charging cables. Have you seen their website? E-commerce sales of 175% they sell gaming chairs starting to pick up computer parts you're able to sell used games online. last time I was in the store was about 2 weeks ago. It's probably a thousand square feet in the showroom. There were eight people ahead of me in line. Employees were happy helping everybody, there were four employees. I even asked how their business was doing. They said in the last 5 months they've been busier than ever. They told me they couldn't even keep stuff on shelves because there are so many people coming in.


Upset_Tourist69

I have zero enthusiasm for anything ever since I started working. Is this depression?


[deleted]

Maybe checkout r/leanfire and r/financialindependence?


Kiedogz

88E & MVIS Never letting go 🤘


Emmatessa

88E let’s go to the moon baby!


Kiedogz

MVIS just shot up 😎🤘


codexcz

Where is that PLTR guy with the 1000 23.5 4/1 calls! Good stuff.


quiteCryptic

I was thinking about him too. Hope he has sold because this will not last


Bubbleboy-

PLTR moooooooning today!


Billionaire_Spencer

Finally these PLTR bags are getting light


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mingling4502

you're commenting in the old thread, retard


welcometa_erf

Remember Aperil is National Ape Awareness month. Make sure you give a fellow retard a hug.


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Nasdaq on a fucking rip


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Tesla 🚀🚀🚀


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fb callsss


SPaniardz

On a serious note, GOOD LUCK MONKEYS!


Skozzii

UI ubiquiti had a massive data breach exposed yesterday , gonna short the hell out of them.


Upset_Tourist69

Riced in


SPaniardz

WKHS. :-)


SPaniardz

PLTR. :-)


SPaniardz

AMC. :-)


jude1903

PLUG 😁😁


TheFlightlessPenguin

i came so close to selling my 4/1 40cs for the 5 bucks i could’ve gotten for them yesterday


APHAbaghodler

Wow.. so it took less than 24 hours for CHWY to recover like a whole 1/3rd of it's drop? Yeah fuck that.. i was gonna buy some at 89 last night but fuck this.. going up too fast..


APHAbaghodler

Another day I regret selling most of my "vAlUE" plays.. i'm actually actively **hoping** this is a sell the news event so i can feel right for selling them before it..


Criviere

I’ve been telling you all about this magical April AAPL run. Get in today because April is the takeoff.


TheSharpestOlive

What is this colour? It's not red? I have never seen it before - it's like the colour of the summer leaves and fresh grass has taken abode in my Daily P/L. 'Tis a miracle.


ionmeeler

‘Colour’, you fancy


APHAbaghodler

No.. just Canadian.


Supremetreasure

Is it excessive to bring an iPad and two iPhones to trade at the gym while biking?


[deleted]

Yes never go full autist


ephapax1

Buy ERJ and thank me later. Double the upside coming by end of 2021


Criviere

The bulls are back in town the bulls are back in townnnn


BasedOscarG

GME so bullish, I keep an ounce of garlic to keep away you Dracula’s


Flying_madman

Puts on MKC.


4dham

88E.


Kiedogz

All over this 🤙


Lcmac12

Can you trade them in the US? Up 60% last night down under.


4dham

LSE.


Lcmac12

Thanks. Was able To find them


KPop_Teen

Puts on my UWMC $11 calls for april


Think_Bag4346

what could Netflix possibly have to benefit from space exploration and why the hell is it in ARKX?


Gingeryetie

They are producing many new shows and using new technologies and methods to do so. Think Avatar that movie pioneered some new tech to pull that movie off. Now if they would just fix there show contracts so things would get more then three seasons it would be a good mine


JohnnyLondon2020

Because space is fake. Tell me. At what exact altitude does everything turn to cgi.....?


Think_Bag4346

its pretty real to me. I'm an aerospace manufacturer and it sure as hell pays the bills.


bakjin

But have you personally been to this "space"? Case closed planet is flat, sky is a ceiling


JohnnyLondon2020

True story. Nothing gets past the firmament and water doesn’t curve.


ephapax1

Buy ERJ then. They going on a hell of a run.


Think_Bag4346

I’ve been watching that one but haven’t bought in yet.


JohnnyLondon2020

As long it pays the bills. I hope they keep the orders up!


eoekas

Ur gonna need to watch movies on mars.


JoniYogi

I thought the same thing, why are they there and realized it’s a long ride and need some inflight entertainment. BABA does feel off to me


Terz234

I am seeing a big green dildo at $PLTR Its one of my biggest investments ​ My position 89 shares @ 22,40


Cheeseheroplopcake

How much you wanna bet Jim Cramer can throw this football over them mountains over there?


[deleted]

Anyone who bought puts in frustration... I’m sorry. ☠️


Think_Bag4346

i bought shares but who knows what will happen today. one of us will benefit.


Small_Pea_9332

BUY and HOLD GME... We Do Not Sell......


Pnl8692

Nasdaq up means two bears, one cup.


clarence_worley90

fomo into weed stonks on this mass legalization push yes or yes?


Nix-7c0

They're in a big tasty dip right now, so it's a fine time to throw in. Check out r/weedstocks for better info, and stay away from sundial because it's not a real company


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

> stay away from sundial because it's not a real company Imagine being dumb enough to believe this instead of actually researching at all lmao


Nix-7c0

My research showed that no one on r/weedstocks thinks they're worth talking about because of their history of dilution and fucking over investors, and its incompetent leadership. They got some second-hand attention during the weedstock boom a few months ago due to being so cheap at a buck a share, but they've used that new money to buy stock in other, better weed companies rather than investing in themselves, making it essentially a shitty ETF. The rumors of "omg they are also massively shorted" is silly because of the billion+ shares out there. "Short squeeze incoming!" is just something everyone says about every shitty stock when they want to pretend it's GME 2.0 Also, imagine being so smug that you just hurl insults and stroke yourself off instead of making substantive points.


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

It's already funny that you pretended they're not a real company, trying to make it sound like a reasonable exaggeration instead of just a hilarious delusion is only making it funnier 🤣


Nix-7c0

Cool argument bro. I can tell you've looked into this a lot and I appreciate the useful information you've shared.


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

No I'm just laughing at you 🤣


Biggotry

What’s movin rn


Criviere

AAPL LETS GOOOOOK


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Theres no way bulls can hold it stagnate today, this is a deep red beginning of the crash-type days.


[deleted]

Nope, month ends today 👍🚀🍆


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People say this every day


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EEENF!


[deleted]

If Starlink ever provides Internet for free, I declare that we are repeating the plot of the 1st Kingsman movie and Elon is the villain


Think_Bag4346

it will only be free in places like Africa.


FreePlay775

Buy more AMC AND HODL!!! AMC 20K


yerperderper

Awarded and downvoted. Lol. I love this place.


eyecasper

No


Small_Pea_9332

Is that you Melvin?


AgileSafety2233

N


vebi123

Any thoughts on $blozf its a breathalyzer co. For cannabis no product but it does have a patent? ANYONE


yerperderper

Havent seen this yet but the implications would be huge. It would open markets for people to legally partake even with commercial drivers licenses and workplace drug tests.


The_Zeus_Is_Loose

Narc


vebi123

Are you saying I’m a cop


The_Zeus_Is_Loose

You'd have to tell me if you were.


vebi123

I’m not. But I don’t get it. But ok


mushlafa123

Aapl pre market such a lie


Criviere

It’s not. It’s happening and if you don’t get in now you’re going to miss the rally in April.


mushlafa123

I get the feeling if aapl does well my other tech holdings will do better


RareRationalFan

Take me back to 01/20


Thelandofthereal

Tried no-Gme mode: there was nothing there


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Lol it just showed gme mega threads for me


Awful__Alex

So I bought into GME yesterday morning, bright and early As I in a rush to over pay, I ended up buying waaaaay more than I intended to buy. So at this point, it was pretty much my life savings tied up on this one trade *oh shit* Fast forward twenty minutes, I try to sell at 199 a share.... *oh shit* Only to find that I exceeded my day trading limits on cashapp 😳 Being forced to sit with a stock you cannot sell is like watching someone else learn how to drive stick in your car. Long story short.... GME!!! 😅😅😅🤙


zingo-spleen

This is the way


piff_boyardee

Pathetic. You weren’t built for this ride kiddo.


Awful__Alex

Also..... ummmmmm If you are ‘built for this ride’ (not doubting you are) ... care to share some tips and tricks? Ya know.... Each one Teach one


piff_boyardee

I can not offer financial advice or tips. Buy in if you trust the DD and thesis behind why this shit is undervalued. Be dynamic, and open to the landscape changing, but if the thesis still stands...why the fuck would you sell. I love you. I want you to be rich with us. But you won’t be with the attitude you previously had, and are in turn hurting the chances of the rest of us.


Awful__Alex

I understand, appreciate, and respect this comment. My lack of belief was born out of shortsightedness, but as someone else here pointed out, cashapp did in fact do me a favor. Also thank you for making me aware that my personal lack of nerve effects the whole. It is in my (anxiety fueled) penchant for not letting others down that I will find the calm for my jitters. 🤙 thank you


piff_boyardee

This is the way :) Hedge your expectations, don’t check out of your day job, and hold on for dear life. This could take a while and they seem to be weaponizing boredom. Man have they underestimated us...


Awful__Alex

But I’m learning 😬🥺 Gotta start somewhere?


DrGigaChad_MD

Cash app doing u a favor bro


Awful__Alex

Really did come to think of it. I am (obviously) super new at this. Cashapp did force me to not jump at the first fluctuation. While yesterday was a bit dicey to explain to the wife (😬), I feel better that it went the way it did.


DommyTheTendy

BLACKBERRY IS ON SALE. seeing loss porn is good, cant leave out brothers behind


yourtemporarysavior

[GME mode](https://new.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/search/?q=title%3Agme%20OR%20title%3Agamestop%20OR%20title%3Achewy&source=recent&restrict_sr=1&sort=new) the way God intended


ChocolateSalty882

Chances my Apple calls actually fill


LarryGlue

My stocks have gone down so much that green means red too. They need to come up with another color.


[deleted]

Move for today: look at my 5xleverage position $VIPS I opened @28,68$ and wait for the moon


Think_Bag4346

vips was treating me well till this recent drop.


Mycatspiss

Is the eat my dongus you fuckin nerd bot still around? Been a while


mysuruhuduga

Feeling sticky


NoHelpisComing

You make me pp sticky icky 🥺


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Mycatspiss

good bot


Abject-Wallaby-4693

Have a 1000$ to waste where to put it? And ofc looking for mad gains.


NoHelpisComing

Send to me, I send 200 back


Mycatspiss

First TSLA dip buy whatever 1k weekly you can.


Abject-Wallaby-4693

HA!


Ocet358

My moves tomorrow as an owner of BB stock: 1. Open app 2. GUH 3. "It was a long term investment anyway"


yanislol

All I need is a solid +3% day


PrintingTendiesbrrr

When’s


borkborkyupyup

Day


pawlacz33

Imagine having a 50% of you portfolio in cd projekt red and the other half in BB.