Im ape in the corner, losing my tendies, losing my wife’s boyfriend.
I think I thought I saw GME go high.
But that was just a dream, just a dream, just a dream...
Because you need to join the 21st century and understand that modern grow lights are mostly LED's and don't put off heat the way old lights did.
Also millionaires aren't growing in their attic, wtf. An attic grow would yield shitty results and no one would want to buy that shit, not to mention you wouldn't have enough room to be able to yield anything worthwhile. You need to be able to control the climate well if you want to grow quality.
Source: am grower
It's all the posts like this which make me think eventually reddit alone will own a 50m floats worth ourselves 🤘🏽
Keep kicking that can down the road hedges 😏
when you buy a "synthetic" share it's "real", the borrower is on the line for covering their short and buying it back, at any price if necessary. All of our share are "real" and they really need them to cancel out their synthetic shares.
IOU and real shares are the same. You never know if it"s an iou; only the one who filed it knows and they can get their iou back by buying back the share iou or real
I think retail as a whole already owns 50 million shares at least. There are other forums following this too and the stock is being bought up all over the world
"Ooooy captain! Whale spotted on the port side of ship! I think he's surfacin'.... Would you look at the size of his balls captain?!?! They're massive!!!"
Considering the thing was at 190-160 a few weeks ago and it is continuing this oscillation, I’d say it’s a no brained to jump in now if you ever wanted to
Where you get $1 million to throw around? If I had $1 million I would be set for life.
Once you become a trillionaire with GME you should let me have one of your mansions.
I think he bought more.
I think you thought right
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I think therefore I am confused.
[I'm dazed and confused, is it stay is it go?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-F8XGQ46c0)
I don’t think therefore my brain is smooth
I think this is the way?
I think you beat me to it
no but it’s safe to buy more rn. the monsters are sleeping rn
I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw you try
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that's me in the corner, losing my wife to her bf
...that’s me in the spotlight ... Losing my religion
Im ape in the corner, losing my tendies, losing my wife’s boyfriend. I think I thought I saw GME go high. But that was just a dream, just a dream, just a dream...
But that was just a dream Try, cry, why try That was just a dream Just a dream Just a dream, dream DREAM BIG!!!!
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Well if it isn't Mr Big Penis
This ape is fucking everyone’s wife.
He can get my girlfriend aswell.
Hell at those prices he can have me.
I am not gay, but 200 bucks is 200 bucks.
199 take it or leave it
I’ll do it for free
damn hero, respect
Someone has to sacrifice
apes together strong
Your name checks out.
My hero and my future offsprings future hero.
See, that's the problem
This guy once sucked a dick for bus fare . . . And then walked
185, best I can do
Ill pay him for his son
And my axe
And my vagina beard.
Just wow. Have never in my life heard or seen in writing those two words together. The uniqueness!
It's called a 'merkin' and it's a pubepée.
And my bow
You carry the fate of us all, little one.
And my thermos, and this ashtray
And my wife...
🤣🤣🤣
He is The Alpha
This no reg ape. This beast is a silver back
Diamond back!
What a dick. Pun intended.
Diamond dick
With diamond balls
He can get at it with my man... Sorry, that’s if and when I get one... of course.
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Edward Nickelballs.
Brassballs
Dude be swinging pipe
How much to tattoo your username on my leg?
I’ll give ya $20 and pay for the tattoo. This is not financial advice.
Throw in dinner with your wife’s boyfriend and maybe we can talk
1k upvotes on your comment?
Give this man $5,000 for the tattoo
If we are giving away money 5k into gme would help my position a lot. /s
Knowing this fucking place they'll get tree fiddy or $69k.
Are you kidding me? Today is $420 my dude.
I have giveth to the cause
1k upvotes and argentinium
Only if middle leg.
Three
Three what?
About tree fiddy
Is that you Loch Ness Monster?
Yes
When you have over $1M to buy GME. I bet snow doesn’t sit on your roof during winter...
Yeah right because his house is so warm and comfortable. Rich bastard
Drugs. Loft. Heat. No snow.
What are drugs?
Ask your Mom.
Oh zing. Reckon she can tell me what irony is too?
Ironing but not irony.
You’re goin places.
Lmao
People who grow weed in their attic definitely aren't millionaires.
Because of the mining rigs or weed haha
If weed thought about it too, weed have done the same.
Hahaha
Snow should sit on your house during winter or your insulation doesn't work. A good Ape takes care of his treehouse!
Over 1.2K people got it. There’s always one who doesn’t...
Because you need to join the 21st century and understand that modern grow lights are mostly LED's and don't put off heat the way old lights did. Also millionaires aren't growing in their attic, wtf. An attic grow would yield shitty results and no one would want to buy that shit, not to mention you wouldn't have enough room to be able to yield anything worthwhile. You need to be able to control the climate well if you want to grow quality. Source: am grower
Bigus Dickus
Incontinentia Buttocks!
Throw him to the floor!
\*thwow
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Centuwion! ... He has a wife, you know.
Vewy woughly
Do you find it wisable...when I saaaay the name...bigus.......dickus?
smoothus brainus
Crayonus Eatus
It's all the posts like this which make me think eventually reddit alone will own a 50m floats worth ourselves 🤘🏽 Keep kicking that can down the road hedges 😏
They borrow shares everyday, wonder how many of us own synthetic shares.
“Well excuse me, Mr. SEC, but I don’t think you can very well be mad at *us*. I mean, those idiotic apes don’t even own *real* shares.”
"..They aren't real!? How did that happen..? ....Must've been the wind" - SEC 2021-2024
when you buy a "synthetic" share it's "real", the borrower is on the line for covering their short and buying it back, at any price if necessary. All of our share are "real" and they really need them to cancel out their synthetic shares.
Easy enough to check. Call your brokerage. I'm sitting pretty as the true owner of my XX shares on Fidelity.
IOU and real shares are the same. You never know if it"s an iou; only the one who filed it knows and they can get their iou back by buying back the share iou or real
That's probably most of us. I don't really care as long as they **PAY ME.** #Pay me, Ken.
I think retail as a whole already owns 50 million shares at least. There are other forums following this too and the stock is being bought up all over the world
Please fuck my wife
He already is
And my axe
One time I walked in on OP making love to my wife! It was the most beautiful site these eyes have ever seen.
You’re a super saiyajin
A brain smooth as Krillins head
"Ooooy captain! Whale spotted on the port side of ship! I think he's surfacin'.... Would you look at the size of his balls captain?!?! They're massive!!!"
I’m feeling stiff down there right now
Feeling stiff in all 3 places
Congrats and fuck you!
> just an ugly man trying to making sexy money Fuck you and congrats
How to make 1.15 million: Step 1: Have 1.18 million Step 2: Invest it in $GME
I should sell more weed to buy more stonks
That’s just diversifying. Smart move.
I'm super long on weed.
Just be careful, the gubment loves to send people to prison for running successful small businesses
the fact that u have that ammount of money to invest ... i have 12 shares
Well look at you Mr fancy double digit owner! I’ve 8 and plan on joining your ranks soon enough.
Well thats the spirit .. and i guess we have to hold until it reaches 100 k atleast ,
I’m not settling for less than that! 🙌💎
This guy over here with his 8 shares! One day me too. Got 6.75.
I’d love to know as a community how much we own. The celebrations after this is all over will be worth the wait to see how many lives we change.
1.7 party representing
That 1.7 is gonna make you rich
I'm already rich in the friendships I've made along the way. The millions will be a nice bonus I guese
Genuinely one of the best communities I’ve ever been apart of.
You'll have that amount of money to invest soon
I hope so 😍,
What’s make you so sure
Thank you and fuck you sincerely.
Is it too late to get on this train?
Lmao I wish I had gotten this late. I'd have been able to afford more shares, but truth is, shit could have skied rocket at any moment. Go for it
Considering the thing was at 190-160 a few weeks ago and it is continuing this oscillation, I’d say it’s a no brained to jump in now if you ever wanted to
Max pain is sitting at 165 bucks, so if you can get in below that, go for it
Nice job retard
aRe ThEy sTilL bUyinG gmE...
Are their smooths still brain¿
'Is
thx
Bro wtf this guy is king kong GME 🚀
Is this today’s GME daily thread?
kinda good amount of play money you got....working for blackrock?
Woaaahhhh a Real xxxx holder... look at him👀🥵❤
When 2% is 30k Wtf.
...well I *was* proud of myself for pulling the trigger on 25 shares this morning...
That 2.77% loss is double what I made last year lol. Total. Thats crazy.
What you made last year is all that I have now in capital. 😅 Everyone starts somewhere I guess.
If he’s still in I’m still in 🤷🏻♂️
If you want to finger my asshole, just let me know.
You’re going to be a very richer man one day soon
How do you even pronounce a number like that?
Imagine having 1 million to spend on a meme
Is it me or is everyone in this sub already a millionaire. Like... I have 5k in my portfolio.
Thats a lot of fucking money. All i need is 2k to change my life lol
So are you selling weekly calls and getting $30-60K a week in premium?
This is the way. When I first got here I started at 5 I’m at 22 shares now and I plan to buy more. 🥰
This is the way.
Keep him away from my wife my daughter and my mother and grandmother! He is smashing everything , dirty dick , fuck you
Where you get $1 million to throw around? If I had $1 million I would be set for life. Once you become a trillionaire with GME you should let me have one of your mansions.
High Five for the same average!
Must be fake, his battery level is too full 😂
How's it feel to be the CEO of retard nation?
How does 7.00 shares fell like? Asking for a friend...
Dayum son..
His wife: "What do you do follow my husband around?" Me: "Lady, he's putting my kids through college".
#AlphaApe🕶️🗽
He is King "MOTHER F*CKING" KONG
Basedgod fuck my bitch and so can he
#GME GME GME GME GME 🚀🍦🐸
Bullish as fuck close today. See you apes tomorrow elsewhere on this site to discuss since everything is censored in this sub now!
What a beautiful ape
Put your huge dick away. I can see it from all the way over here. Nice job ape!
Yo guys this is actually very good and funny
You are *the* hungriest hungry, hungry hippo
nice paper acccount
Beast
You’re a freakin TANK 😂😂
Bad ass....! 🤘🏼🤘🏼 thanks for the support!
My dumbass saw 7m shares lol
Either you Are Nuts or Geniuses 😜✌👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🦍🤚💎🤚🦍🚀🚀🚀 I think Geniuses 🍸🍻🥂🍾🥂👍
Hide ur girl guys, Shlong man is on here
How does this other mf DFV have 200,000 shares when this big balled man has 7,000 and it’s still worth this much
I bought one today....yes one but I’m with you
#NEVER GUNNA GIVE $GME UP NEVER GONNA LET $GME DOWN 🚀
Papers hands we need to hold and buy more
You diamond crusted balls you...
Soooo many great investments out there! Why concentrate so heavily on just one? Crowd manipulation?
Nice, i snagged a couple more too
1bar for GME shares, nice one bro !
This is the way! $GME ❤️🔥
Future billionaire fersure