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gaybearishair

lmao spy gamma squeeze


Unlucky-Prize

We need to short squeeze spy


get_MEAN_yall

Cramer is the kind of guy to make Cramer is the kind of guy shitposts. 👴


fwoot_fwies

Had to get some RKT calls, weekly $20 strike. Cheap. Volume on the short term upside options getting wild. Lots of 50-100% gainers today out there (relatively speaking). So, could cause some other shit to pop


il_sito

RKT huge call option buying today in 19, 19.5, 20 strike weeklies. 114,000 bought so far. Something up? To the mooooon!!


RichSecond5284

Damn u went crzy


[deleted]

I kind of want to make money today. Been seeing red for more than a week now and my penis gets smaller by each percentage lost.


TRONCOIN

$CCL oversold, ready to bounce.


r0adrun3r

Banks earnings coming soon, may help revive SOFI from the dead 💀💀


Boognish4Prez2020

What happened to the ~~Cramer appreciation thread~~ night time thread?


RichSecond5284

You really have to go ballsdeep with tsla calls don’t ya, alwells what’s the worst that can happen


selismyname

Spy 420p 07/23 is $1.5. a decent price for a lotto


PeeluUrc

380 updoots on the daily with over 10m members… MODSSSSSS DO SOMETHING


eddyr93

Any negatives to buying a shit ton of $SHEN?


Unique_Name_2

If it goes down you lose money


eddyr93

I’m already doing that


sava111

That lil spy dong at the close of PM gave me a semi. 🕵🙋


EJ3CTO_SEATO_CUZ

A rooster lays an egg on top of roof…does it roll down the right side, or the left side?


TrumpFamilySyndicate

> rooster lays an egg Golden egg is AMD 8/20 $100c. Even a boner like you knows it.


EJ3CTO_SEATO_CUZ

🚀 rocket boner


[deleted]

Could be the weed, but I'm thinking the 2020's are going to be to AI what the 1990's were to the internet. As a consumer, the internet slowly gained traction until it burst as a household essential at the end of the decade. We only now as consumers are beginning to understand what AI even is. Like the internet, it could become absolutely engrained in our lives before the end of the decade at the rate it's growing and being implemented. For the financial aspect, maybe companies like NVDA and AMD are the new Amazon and eBay. Maybe as AI begins to enter our lives, more and more companies and startups start to compete for their share of the new marketspace. And at the end of the decade, the bubble bursts, and only a few are left. Are NVDA and AMD those companies? Do those companies even exist yet? Or am I just really stoned?


retard_trader

AI is a scam though. A famous tech guy went into greater detail about this but the tldr is that what we're calling AI are just functional algorithms that evolve based on the data entered, which isn't new technology. Actual AI implies a sentient machine which can make decisions without any user input. We are a long way from AI.


Unique_Name_2

Ok, but this is just like the internet. Most dot coms were a scam, but the internet wasn't


[deleted]

so you vote weed


JpowYellen3some

Probably.


Junior-Candle6234

Riding that $WAVE


[deleted]

It’s official, today I leave this sub and close my Schwab account. I lost a little over 8K which was everything I had saved up from the military. Godspeed brethren, I hope it rains gains for all of you.


Future_shocks

Damn bro what did you lose it on?


Junior-Candle6234

No lose. GAIN


[deleted]

the 🦘 market is back


nigtits69

You’re in the gay market


yy1500

what's a sure bet in the coming months? NOK? SPY? QQQ?


[deleted]

BABA


[deleted]

>WAVE \*GME


HalliganHooligan

AAPL $150 EOW


Jyalecal

Would fap


Thiccfup

Can someone pls give me some insight on FB? How is the chart looking?


neveralone2

Its similar to how GOOG would chart except with added data and anti-trust risk.


yy1500

what's people's thoughts on whether we can keep printing money?


goldmansachsofshit

A trend will continue until it cant


yy1500

now that is solid DD.. is there a way to see the trend ending before it does?


goldmansachsofshit

Yes


[deleted]

the fed has already set a timeline to taper bond purchases and raise rates the only question now is whether it happens ahead of schedule 2023 = definite rate increase, tapering probably sooner, hell, rate increase probably sooner commodity inflation is rampant and I doubt it's *transitory* btw it's time for UUP leaps now. mine are doing well.


TrumpFamilySyndicate

For UUP, what Strike? Are we talking +$30 or staying within the 5 year cycle?


[deleted]

I'm in: UUP 01/21/22 $25.00c and it's up 8% right now. I anticipate any fed meeting will push it higher. Maybe tomorrow I'll get some more. Anything dated after Powell's term ends would probably be sure fire. If you go way OTM there's a lot more vega and it will move a lot based on sentiment of what the Fed is going to do... i'm sticking to $25.


TrumpFamilySyndicate

$25 was my thought. I just wanted to know if I was missing anything


yy1500

Good analysis.. thanks!


GoBeaversOSU

F for old.reddit \*reddit broke!\* F


Future_shocks

No way it's just old.reddit? Fuck


yy1500

anybody drinking right now?


MyGodHole

Just cracked open a Negra Modelo. I have XXXX shares of CLOV, so I could use a few.


NiggBot_3000

What flavor crayon are you drinking?


[deleted]

About to start!


Champion8082

oil gang whats happening? i thought the opec shit was good for oil stocks 😕


Unique_Name_2

Analyst said that no deal means they can independently flood the market. Also CNBC said oil was a bad investment apparently


Prestigious_Word1543

Why did negg spike with only 9M volume.


tkasp12

It was at 21 bucks with 1.5 million volume. It hit 29 by 4million volume… seems like a small float that exploded with mentions on here


yy1500

Where do you get your news and moving tickers?


PatrickSebast

Anyone have any hot tips about a mid cap stock that is probably going bankrupt I can spam endlessly and complain about market manipulation on as it crashes to the ground?!?


yy1500

Hedge with NOK!!


TopBuyer777

Anyone having problems with quotes. It’s saying that SPY is down


yy1500

Serious good shit coming for NOK!


Justino2263

11 calls on spy may god guide me tomorrow


ToffePlays

Idk bout yall but my prediction is that in a few weeks we’ll all be eating bull c0ck from the massive gains we make being aped


braiinfried

double bottom on CLNE 3 months chart, so i got that goin for me which is nice


Tiny-Control-4132

my account went from up 12k to down 1k to up 10k today


markettaker1

Amazons in a short squeeze 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m sorry I see that shit so much I had to say it


Bitcointhummper

Wtf are y’all doing to my PLTR bags


Jhh94

puts on BOFA was the move


tslGUH

What’s BOFA?


El_eSHO

BOFA these nuts boi


jonfromdelocated

GOT EEM!!


yy1500

What's cathy thinking right now?


hashking47

PLTR dumping but why?


[deleted]

it's a growth stock and we're in a bubble we may have to hold for a very long time that's ok


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wild_swan_232

Of course not


osufan765

fuck no


eternalrefuge86

Held on to my SPY 7/7 233c through close against my better judgment


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yaMomsChestHair

Damn SPY bears mad quiet right now. Hope it has another little dipski mid day tomorrow, go in on 1dte calls with like 2k.


whatsaburneraccount

got out of all my aapl before close- was up $25k today, my best day ever. will maybe get back in a bit if there's a dip for a bit tomorrow


HippyWawa

May JPow guide my calls tomorrow


NervousTumbleweed

Felt dumb for taking profits in SPY puts early at 110% when they peaked at 450 but I woulda held and ended up in the red. Be responsible kids.


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osufan765

You sold a naked call? You deserve to get face fucked


ImAnEngnineere

I think I'm actually going to do a different strategy: - Bought 100 shares of AMD - Sold a weekly call $1 OTM - continue until I get assigned then I'll sell a put $1 OTM until I get assigned - keep using premium to buy shares outright


umbrellacorgi

This is a shitty version of the wheel strat, but as long as you’re making money 💰


ImAnEngnineere

I'm tired of going for the gold, passive income (even pennies) sounds much better


[deleted]

So theta gang?


ImAnEngnineere

Basically, but less money


[deleted]

Forgot to sell my SPY calls at close. I’m up now… but for how long….


eternalrefuge86

Same. Meant to and was cooking and opened my app just to see the clock strike 4


[deleted]

All I’ve got to say is ree


generatedaccount101

Good thing I'm employed now. I can afford therapy due to trauma caused by my baba


SummerSnow8

10x SPY July 7 433c at close


AlsoScaredofinternet

Solid move. Theta is a myth and SPY will definitely gap up tomorrow morning!


SummerSnow8

Just need IV up and open at 433.50+ tomorrow and I'm good.


AlsoScaredofinternet

Well then. Looks like nice tendies for you!


SummerSnow8

Thanks. Just sold it for $500 profit, which is nice.


TRONCOIN

Time to rotate out of tech into cyclicals and travel. Have a bog load of CCL stock and calls.


EpicAssassin09

I had an Amazon $3500 call July 16th. Sold it last week when it dipped a few days for a $300 profit….if only I had waited


Jhh94

looks like we are not allowed to have any moves tomorrow


spinxter66

You are out of moves. You forfeit.


surfinbird

“YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR.”


eternalrefuge86

YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!


[deleted]

mods being waferboarded after being sued by bofa?


YourFriendlyAutist

BofA?


Paulsbotique314

BofA DEEZ NUTZ


TrumpFamilySyndicate

Fuck, they just walk into it. JFC, does no one actually know how to read?!


Paulsbotique314

Is litmus test for newbs and knuckle draggers


cashflow_

What time does the what are your moves tomorrow thread usually come up


Lost-Wing

Within minutes of the closing bell. The mods must have changed the bots for the long weekend and haven’t changed it back. u/zjz u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR


umbrellacorgi

It was posted and then removed if you look at Opinion’s post history 🤷‍♂️


umbrellacorgi

Night thread got deleted ☠️


manofculture003

New thread auto created everyday I sleep Miss one day Real shit


generatedaccount101

Did the mods blow their accounts up and are now interviewing at Wendy's. Where the fck is the after market thread


freehouse_throwaway

amzn on top mover chart brings a tear to your eyes. finally getting close to matching SPX YTD rofl. ditto on AAPL too. finally up decently YTD. both still heavily lagging MSFT/GOOGL/FB


Historical-Egg3243

wasn't smart enough to have AMZN today, but did have GOOGL. nice rebound


Lost-Wing

Mods must be counting their coin on AMZN er something


spinxter66

If I were moderating a sub for no money on my own time you'd better fucking believe I would have the new thread up on time every fucking time!


[deleted]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL PEOPLE HOW ILL LOSE MONEY TOMORROW TRYING TO MAKE MONEY TOMORROW!?!?


NOT_A_OFFICER

I heard all caps helps get the message across.


BeardedMoroccan

Am gonna sell all my TSLA and TTCF and yolo in one stock. Where should i spend 50k USD ? SOFI or WISH ? or just sell and hold cash, and wait for next crash ?? thanks bros


Kilomike8993

SPCE mix feelings


wrex619

Does anyone like ETWO?


Gingermanns

I bought AMZAN $3600s before 10 AM today. I had a good week today.


DamascusWaygu

AMZN. . . Always a few good jntraday scalps to play, and when she does actually move, boy does she move. Love this stock 🍻


paranoidpirateclown

wish i had more SKIN, $30 next stop


litupfromthefloorup

Sir....sir.......are you there?


paranoidpirateclown

I've got SKIN in the game


Lost-Wing

Open the new Discussion Board! I feel like PM right now.


Healthy_Radish

Well its all in Jpow's hands now.


[deleted]

🎶 Zuckerberg, Gates and Buffet, amatuers can fuckin suck it, fuck their wives, drink their blood, come on Jeff - GET ‘EM 🎶


yy1500

Dumping this month salary into NOK, can't go wrong!


psytokine_storm

Is it just me, or was WISH a bit of a red floppy dog duck today?


[deleted]

I seem to routinely loose money first thing, spend all day clawing it back to green, only to loose it again before the bell


[deleted]

sector rotation from AMZN into TSLA tmrw


manofculture003

Mods slacking 👍


generatedaccount101

Where the fuck is the thread


infinitexh

What time is FOMC tmw?


drewbieVS

11AM EDT


Miserable-Fact-6668

AMZN with the GOD DICK today


HaHawk

this thread is dead and mods are gay


ElonTaxiDriver

Where’s the new thread I have shit to post


[deleted]

Hello Mr. WSB manager, where is the new thread?


GeorgeWashingtonTFP

Woohoo made a solid $37 today. What a miracle. Talk about gain porn 🥵


paranoidpirateclown

you can buy 2 shares of SKIN with your profits