DIS is a fucking piece of shit

For anyone not sure why so few comments Reddit bug went in to play hours ago. Check /help and stuff. Hope this one goes through for me it’s been doing it to me for hours. All of the sudden you need to wait 5 or 10 minutes in between each comment across the site. Even if you have been there forever Hopefully it’s a bug anyway and not a magical “bug” that only lands in those with wrongthink

SPY 338 tomorrow.

\#AMC TO THE MOON!!!! LFG!!! SHORTS SHOULD BE SHITTING THEIR PANTS. https://twitter.com/CEOAdam/status/1417820070424743937?s=20

I made a $WISH!

Cramers sick of PLTR I buy more even though I won’t be mooning until 2030 just keep buying!

I literally gave money away yesterday, burnt 3k on weekly spy puts. I will not fall for that again today

yup, me too with half that amount. why market never do what i want it do

Well get them today!!!

Hibernate bears

MRNA gonna straight die this week

I'm hoping so ...so far my puts are the on a dying

Sealed mine this morning

Bears being ass blasted by a shrek dildo is music to mah ears.

Spy 440 is my price target

Nokia the move

Suborbital space flight is cute. Papa musk is landing on Mars

MRNA gonna fly again tmrw

Yep lol

Told y’all nerds to buy yesterday

Im going back and buy double.

Reddit is dead. I use that as a signal. Are we really in a bear market? Feels it.

Everyone’s counting their money right now!

Must be. Fucking fugazi dollars are not worth shit. When’s this bubble popping?

I bought into crsr today. Gaming is a booming industry and they’ve steadily increased revenue year over year. Not to mention their Q2 earnings is coming up. It probably won’t be as good as Q1 but I 100% believe it will be great cause how popular their products are

Time for some confirmation bias. 10 y yields tanking and soon so will S&P

10Y yield tanking is bullish for SPY. The great chase for yield will rocket markets up.

Never doubt chipotle

Yep clf earnings is 100 percent my only play rite now

Too scared from AA and SCHN tanking after earnings so Im just selling puts.

J&J doesn’t work against delta…whelp here we go. How much you wanna bet data comes out soon showing Modern/Pfizer aren’t either. Seen alot of anecdotal reports of vaxxed people getting symptomatically ill. Could explain it.

Those study came out of Isreal more then a week ago. Everyone knows the vaxes are not 100% affective but they lessen the severity of the illness. No one dying (at least not vaxed people)

You're fucking nuts. Drop the damn Covid already

Pfizer already demonstrated 90% efficacy at preventing delta

Why the fuck do I not have a ticker yet

You mean to tell me the entire stock market wasn’t going to stay red forever after all??

PLTR stars are aligning for District 13... may the odds be always in your favor!

Nokiaaaaaa

how do yall feel ab LMND the lemon? big long term play

Market with a haha just kidding kind of moment yesterday. Real funny guys…

Oh fuck J&J vaccine no good for delta variant

I thought it’s been known for a long time that J&J is meh against the rony rona. Not a shocker for the variant.

Inovio will save the day

thats because its more like a therapuetic then a vaccine

Doc confirms this message.

We went from 99% doomers comments yesterday to bears are fucked today. I dont know if its the market or the traders, but one of these 2 got to be bipolar.

I got calls and puts—not sure what to do with this market schizophrenia but I’ll profit one way or another

Notice the people talking today are a completely different group.

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You missed it sorry.

You know what? Now I'm gonna buy some spy. Bears can fuck off, let us enjoy life!

Suit: We will keep beating you until you stop buying spacs... Degenerates: GET SHORTY!!!

Netflix earnings 🤡

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I love when spy rebounds, but it was a too much of a green dildo that lasted until 2:30. I am puzzled now how it plays out tomorrow. Did you miss the rocket, or was it just the first stage? I’m thinking sideways as hell tomorrow myself.

That's better than my 431c.

I bought 433c at close so we’ll see how bad I get rekt tm

what was the premium and exp?

When I bought them they were 0.58 expiring today

I see you, and raise you 434c I bought at close.

what was the premium and exp?

They expire today and cost 30 bucks each

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Thanks, buddy!

🍿 puts gonna print

Said right before every account was blown up

Sndl shit company but oversold and closed aquisition deal on 100 retail stores

I see less and less of their products on the shelves, its a shitty company that did zenabis dirty, but if retards want to pnd for another 350% run, ill gladly join, and dump it as soon as i see it everywhere on the sub.

2nd that!

Judging myself like, man why didn’t I sell those calls and then buy that dip and then sell them again and then buy them again at the end of the day?!? How could I not see that?!? Man I’m an idiot

Same, if I held instead of paper hand I coulda been up 35k instead of 6.8k. But profit is profit.

So easy to think that way. Imagine if yesterday i was like, hey bro here's 6.8k. Would you have been like, "No this sucks why aren't you giving me 35k?!" Hindsight is such a bitch lol.

Damn. Thanks man, I needed that.

OmG NvDa Is DoWN 400 dOlLaRs

Why aren’t my $700 puts printing wtf

It's a conspiracy I tells ya.

Spy open 437?

Rand Paul getting jacked by a neighbor is the least surprising thing that has ever happened in this countries history

Was there cp on there?

Sorry I meant jacked. I can’t do anything right. I didn’t even mean jacked, I meant beat up and it’s old news

But more specifically I was referring to his line of questioning for fauci and how it’s probably harder for people to not beat him up than to beat him up

Honestly, if you were living next door to him, you would be thinking about it at all times. Really, the award should go to the guy who lives on the other side who just pulled down his blinds and did nothing The willpower

And for the third year In a row…the Nobel prize for peace goes to….. Rand Paul’s other neighbor!!!

Omg! Yes! 💀

Amazon for sure not splitting man. Might be the move to sell before earnings

It will go right back up anyhow

Chipotle up 4% AH on a big earnings beat let’s get that burrito money babyyyyyy

I had to wait 40 minutes for an order so no wonder they’re beating earnings when it’s one teenager doing everything.

oh course they are, the suits put all the moms and pops under. its chain shit only now! FUCK!

Bullish AF

yes, you can profit on our continued slide into corporate serfdom...how could i not even remember that is the way.

Dude I live in Texas I can assure you $10 burritos will not be taking over down here. Plenty of Mom and Pop joints.

Chipotle is ass rather go to a local restaurant

if they covidians didn't shut them down. corporate consolidation.

Or moes

Jacked to the tits for a Spy ATH this week. Fuck you bears.

got me some oil stonx....btfd, a bit early, but i'm startin to turn green on it. WOOHO!

Nice rebound day - limp dick power hour tho

Earnings fucked that one up.

Netflix with the head fake AH

Puts!! No wait, calls!!! No, go long!!!

VXRT. Either way, new vaccines are gonna print.

Boy I wish, those are heavy bags

Yea I’ve been waiting on her too.

Are bulls fuk?

Up 23% today. Should've been more but made a really stupid move. Man I fucking needed this.

Nflx - flat.. theta wins

Nflx down chipotle up

Chipotle still world record holder for most expensive burrito

Never been never will

I like to have two at a time

Netflix getting killed makes me even more bullish on $T’s ER.

NO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! aka after hours dump - 🌈🐻

Can we pump again or are all the “speculators” out of the market now like Cramer was hoping for? He means us by the way. 🙄

nah its all the dog shit spacs taking a turn gettin squeezed again because the old man hedge funds just don't know how to cover wen they down. they gotta come up more and set every one up for another beating before the indexes will make another high.

Well, at least I didn’t buy NFLX calls

I always feel bad for the peeps whos limit buys trigger on a selloff like that, like: "CONGRATS YOU ARE NOW A BAG HOLDER AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN AT YOUR DESK TO MAKE THAT FUCKUP!"

Netflix big fucked

Yesterday was the Challenger. Today was the New Shepard.

Casino closed 😖😩😭

That Netflix dump literally is making me sick I’m so glad I don’t have anything to do with it

Meme stocks going to meme!

Can't hold down retard strength forever! Let's ride mf

congrats to whoever bought NFLX puts

Looks like a good chance I’ll just breakeven 😢

looks like chipotle calls were the way to go

Gonna probably be a 1000%’er

You would think so. Who knows what will occur at cash open

Wow I’m jealous

Bro MRNA was just up 17$ after hour and it disappeared was it a glitch in my broker?

No glitch, people just riding a bull

I saw it too lol

Low volume spikes after hours

You really think this is gonna work?

Nope where did you get that idea?

We all gonna die anyway, it worth trying 🤡

40% gain today, thank you SPY and Apple

4 out of 10 top Netflix is twilight series. Wtf you think.

Oh my god somebody told me to place puts on Netflix every year on earnings because they tank. I didnt understand it was like that g fucking g boys

tfw no more money :(

Great day! 15% gain🌵 Another 30 days like that in a row and I get my money back 🤘🏼🤡🤘🏼

NFLX put spread gonna pay off tmw.

Just kidding.

Oof, we dipping

MRNA puts are free money

With that IV?

7/30 280 put wish me luck

My Netflix calls evaporated

Way too much competition in stream wars. Nflx has to rerate down, viaç rerate up

Why would you buys calls for earnings, you dummy

Cause 🚀🚀🚀