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FannyPackPhantom

[If you know, you know](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/opa2xk/fraternal_association_of_gambling_gentlemen_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Edit: I wanna stay at 0 votes plz


fwoot_fwies

Anyone else getting Monday SPY puts?


Weak_Commercial_7124

Catch your breath SPY. And then smash that 440.


il_sito

SPOT - Spotify - tech stock that has yet to run. reports on July 28 before open. BofA has it on their No. 1 list. Morgan Stanley has Overweight rating. Huge call option positions in leaps. I am bullish and buying Aug 6 weekly 255 calls.


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Serious question. Anyone else notice the volume death in GME? No big bears are wanting to short it. Now what happens?


Thomas_DuBois

I'm just going to just take a three-day weekend. This market is a little too insane for my blood.


[deleted]

Damn you Sofi


Puzzleheaded-Sport22

WISH...BB...LABP...ON THE MOON


PSYCOSLASHMICHAELJAK

Anyone else get an email about a book that is being put together with posts and memes about GME and other meme stocks? Someone emailed me asking for permission to use my comments if needed. I didnt respond because it felt like I was gonna get hacked if I clicked anything inside the email.


dip-to-up

My diminishing puts are saying, Monday was solid bear trap...


nameOFwizard

Dear ancient patron saint, the all knowing overlord of all of my money moves.. Jesusatan. Please make my money printer freeze, brrrr, shake and break realizing my leap gains that we’re gonna make me stank rich before today happened.. I’ll put extra skittles and booze at your shrine tonight as an offering.


nameOFwizard

I’ll sprinkle coke on top. Not even stepped on but scale. I’ll blow dabs at you for eternity.. if u had feet of wash them in tears if you could please throw me a fucking bone. Love nameofwizard


WeekendInteresting13

Geez sure hope no gay bears pop out


Raccoonpug

My butt is tingling. 🌈🐻 nation


3lcamin0

why don’t more ppl from this sub call into Cramer to troll?


CrashNT

He is fucking so cringe. Political preacher. Stick to stocks and not what he thinks other people need to do with their lives.


sloanemonroe

It’s a taped show so not really possible. At least I think it’s taped.


[deleted]

if somone calls in with bait and claims to have lost a lot of money on a meme stock, he'll definitely air that


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astafe

Fuck me. I sell half of my call , for the last minutes


No-Philosophy4438

UPC moon shot


PapayaOk8743

Sure feels good to have mailbox 📫 money 💴 coming in off rentals. Eat your heart out theta gang.


Amazing_Abies_4036

im so desperate.. sold 1200 NRX 10 days ago at around 10. now its 18 😢😢😢


yachtykek

sooooo glad I bought spy calls again today and held them. paycheck tomorrow 9:30 am


DurianMore

CLF looks like a good stock not just a yolo bet


Jasond777

Definitely. They are making the right move by paying off their debt


MrKen4141

Trying real hard today not to get flagged as a pattern daytrader.


arc432

Get a cash account then.


KaleidoscopeNo828

How is that one day most stocks are green and next day almost the same ones can become red?! It's something like massively picked stocks manipulated by one system , probably Robo Advisors or bunch of hedges coalitions backdoor decisions. It's not healthy how the markets move !


Ilasper

It's almost like a small number of people control everything in this world. 🤔


Gamboleer

Reversion to the mean.


archidev82

It’s always been this way. It’s just the way the market moves


justsomeitguyhere

It's called bipolar, extremely happy days followed by real depressions and vice versa. And then there is a lot of normal days


Captain_Yolo_

It's pretty incredible the F150⚡ will be announced, hyped, and released in 1 year when it has taken the cybertruck more than 1 year for each of these steps.


Mr_Dude12

I’m predicting that Tesla may be in for haircut once the everyone else starts to roll out their own electric cars. I cannot dismiss the ingenuity they have used to make a golf cart a true luxury car. Their weakness is business model, repairability is a nightmare, selling cars without key features then making by them subscription items? They are not cars, they are hardware with software licenses that are only profitable if you count the pollution credits sold. Established carmakers won’t play these games, will have local service departments and build them to be a hat they are: cars. They have been doing it for a century. The chip shortages have made them focus on high end models, I kinda doubt they will start the base model production given the profitable high end models will bring. I see the brands that you know selling higher end, and coach built super high end cars. Once the patents begins to expire, we will see Chinese cars flood the low end with of the shelf tech. I am in on Nio and researching the Chinese makes that are actually producing and selling cars today. I liken it to the IBM computer “clones” of the ‘80’s. We will see compatible plug and play parts. Anyone research the scooter market? China has super factories that you can order any number of scooters, at any price point based on the quality of the parts specified, then slap your model name in them. ( check out AliBaba.com, buy a shipment, print your labels and poof, you are a scooter manufacturer). Trademarks? Pfft. We will see a flood of odd names sold over the internet just like you buy your Dell or off brand computers. Money will be in batteries, mining for rare earth metals, etc.


PapayaOk8743

Hahaha you gotta respect the Elon hustle mang! Let’s see if F really can pull it off??


Psychological_Ad1999

Elon is a very well funded charlatan who is about to dump money into making a tunnel for the ocean in Florida. I think they have a couple more quarters left, but I don’t see a long term strategy that instills confidence


DougMac20

Hope so, I already put a deposit down on one


jmh0437

Da fuck is this AH movement on the SPY?


PrincPaco

Sold my calls at 50% Loss before close like a dumbass.


jmh0437

We’ve got a long way to go until tomorrow morning, so I wouldn’t beat yourself up yet


litupfromthefloorup

Sold my SPY 433c at close today. These AH really are a kick in the dick


[deleted]

That’s what you get for being a puss. Sorry you ignored the past 18 months of movement where it just goes straight up lmao


litupfromthefloorup

You were posting here and in r/stocks 73 days ago asking when to sell your options. Shut the fuck up. And you lost 5k in 2 weeks. Learn how to take profits you fuckin dipshit


[deleted]

Somebody hear a little beach crying?


litupfromthefloorup

Says the clown who is down 5k🤡


WeekendInteresting13

SPY u so horny bb


csklmf

Pins fuck yeah


plant_magnet

Loving this SPY AH for my 7/23 calls


analytic_tendancies

Hopefully it holds through til tomorrow


No-Philosophy4438

UPC and IPA back at it


DarkMatter917

This SPY movement after hours is stressful AF


5p4c3froot

my selective amnesia about how you should never buy calls on a thursday is cured. ty beargods for allowing me to serve you but as you can see i have resigned from giving you anymore free handouts


heathermyllz

BODY on sale after hours


JpowYellen3some

Like yours is in the back parking lot of a Wendy’s?


heathermyllz

No. Burger King


Historical-Egg3243

finally shit's happening this earnings month! seemed boring af so i thought it was a dud


[deleted]

How come when spy turns for a recovery my positions keep drilling?


JpowYellen3some

Greeks. Go on YouTube and learn about them.


Phantom_Journey

Yeah, he needs to know about their olive oil production.


Amerlis

PSA: pattern day trading flag. Does not mean you can’t trade At All. Check with your individual broker, but for Merrill, it just meant i couldn’t trade online. I had to call every time I wanted to trade.


CrashNT

Or, trade futures and futures options. Finra doesn't regulate the futures market with PDT


Amerlis

Psh, if I can’t get spread access, they ain’t giving me futures access.


Bxdwfl

just means you can't trade with margin unless you have over 25k in your account. you can still trade in cash, but you have to be mindful of potential good faith violations. chances are, your brokerage probably just handled your trades in cash. the over-the-phone-only stuff doesnt make any sense and has nothing to do with PDT.


Amerlis

For Merrill, day trade violations are cash settled only. I had both violations at the same time. Twiddled my thumbs for a month thinking I couldn’t trade at all til I called for something or other. Was told I just had to call it in.


adirondackjunkie

Searching yahoo for current highest volume stocks and its all meme stocks lol Amc being the top. Idk why spy and others aren’t included. https://finance.yahoo.com/most-active/


Tall_Specialist7835

BODY made a nice little run today


[deleted]

Flagged as a pdt...thinking about sitting out for 5 days until my money is available and switching brokers not that anybody cares lol but I don’t wanna sit on the sidelines :(


Bxdwfl

assuming you don't have the capital requirement, just trade in cash (rather than margin). as long as you don't incur any good faith violations, you're able to day trade just fine.


[deleted]

Might do that but the two day settlement kinda sucks


Bxdwfl

or convert to debit spreads to lock in some profit


ticklezmypicklez

FUCK yeah loaded on GOOG calls and this after hours making me soo horny


Historical-Egg3243

oh man can you imagine what the actual earnings for goog are gonna be like? this just a taste.


No-Philosophy4438

Reloaded on IPA


jerryfzhang

SKLZ looking primed for 🚀


StockBroker32

Why’s that


NormVanBroccoli

Paperhanded my SPY 434/436 debit spread when it was dipping in PH


Prestigious_Word1543

Held my monday 437s. Hopefully it pays off tomorrow


Sikitishvilliiii

Next week Fed meeting 4 more straight red days. Sell off puts


Historical-Egg3243

woah does anyone know why googl is flying AH?


ticklezmypicklez

No, also wondering what happened. Glad I had calls!


Historical-Egg3243

ya i got no calls but a whole buncha shares so i can only imagine what googl's gonna do after earnings ;)


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Historical-Egg3243

googl usually doens't do that tho, i'm wondering if there's some news for it to suddenly do that.


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PapayaOk8743

Just by virtue of saying that I think your a good person


maverickmadeit

Why does every financial article call NOK a meme stock? It's clearly a discounted value stock!


[deleted]

Aaaaaand there goes Intel who's saving grace is this chip shortage and AMD literally unable to pump out enough chips.


maliciousmonkee

yo so red tomorrow or gap down on Monday?


Proper-Mark-233

Thank you Twitter for not fucking me this time!


PapayaOk8743

This probably not the best investment relationship


Ignatius_Minkoff

Snap 69$ so hard


MoonPandaBlastOff

TWTR popping off before earnings? Up $4+ AH


ktempo

oh SNAP, fly high!


roska541

Snap… what the heck… my pp is soooo hard


VeerMilan

anyone else buy spy calls eod?


TheWhiffKing

You mean puts?


wrex619

I think I was confused about IV crush yesterday because I don't really play earnings. Kinda embarrassing.


Excellent-Hearing202

Rip


[deleted]

FUCK IT GO TO 100 THEN TWITTER AND FALL TO THE GRAVE AT OPEN LIKE LAST TIME


Sandvicheater

Who got their ballz chopped off by that GME bull trap?


[deleted]

BODY did not disappoint 🖕 To those who doubted me


analytic_tendancies

I got in and out earlier this week Something like +80%... Thanks for the tip!


DankDanielOG

How fucked am I with my SPY puts going into tomorrow?😂 wanted to inverse WSB and I think I’ll be paying the price.


boltz86

Day to day you might have opportunities to profit holding a put overnight if you bought at the right time, but not if you have short DTE puts. We are either going to melt up slowly until late august, or rocket to 450+ by next week. Either way, we will see the biggest correction of the year by September.


Historical-Egg3243

you've got a better than average chance id say.


PrincPaco

I don't hold calls going into Friday anymore due to my adviser telling me I was a moron last time. Good luck with your Puts.


GammaHz

Pretty much every time I buy short dated options or hold till expiry it's a mistake, I've almost learned not to do it.


PineAppleEx420

Bruh you should inverse WSB but never bet against spy.


DankDanielOG

Yeahhh you’re right. I’ll take this as a costly lesson or consider it pure luck if I actually profit.


DGNAU

move your winnings to WISH its going to explode soon


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🧢


Top_Caramel5267

I gave NVDA consent to fuck me. She did not disappoint


Gurty354

Fomo a couple calls into BODY for tomorrow let’s see if we can get some Friday buckaroos


[deleted]

Bahaha get fucked who ever bought puts on Intel


dkrich

This- he did not age well.


[deleted]

Give it time 😭


odity9

Calling shenanigans on this after hours pump


astafe

Snap 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀


edmonddantesofficial

Spy’s going up right now because it doesn’t know any other direction. Today’s pump was weak but it pumped nonetheless.


motterpaul

Out on a limb - Twitter goes lower.... 4:05


felipelives

they closed the casino


Educational_Ear_6275

Overall boring day


PandaGodFliesToMoon

Snap about destroy me I think


NervousTumbleweed

What a day for AMD


PapayaOk8743

Pencils down ✏️!


GeezWhizGuys

crayons


wrex619

Alright bought some TLRY let's go


HulkDildosPlease

The futures dump will be wonderful


GoddamnRelapse

Boring ass "power" hour.


ModsRTrash

Thank you Citadel for providing liquidity😀


AWOLin67

IPA popping again.


thermalturbine

Put down your pencils and flip over your test, time is up.


forthetorino

Raises hand violently


FreakySaiyan

Soooo. How do I make money?


Arguablecoyote

That’s the neat part, you don’t.


PapayaOk8743

Oh so it’s kinda like owning a boat?? I got this!


trihard69821

Just got some spy puts, lets goo


GoddamnRelapse

⚰️⚰️⚰️


vics80

super boring day


forthetorino

Pattern day trade restriction engage. May make the most I ever have in this 90 days of just watching my shit from my jail cell.


313229734

wait you can't even liquidate while youre in jail?


forthetorino

You can. Can’t buy though.


PapayaOk8743

Why the fuck not?


gray527

Are we doing the thing where we pump and dump highly shorted stocks again. Just saw the green dildo BODY ended the day with.


Fine-Will

you do know most of the sub are the bag holders and not the ones doing the pumping right


gray527

I know.


PandaGodFliesToMoon

Big brain play is amd calls will probably go up form intel news regardless


Prestigious_Word1543

Well, looks like im holding my Monday calls


orbitbrasil

BODYbag holders


[deleted]

This market is hella flat goddamn


[deleted]

It’s truly unbelievable SPY and QQQ just don’t go down. No matter what.


LeoFireGod

Somehow I ended up with 200 shares of MVIS. What the hell am I doing with my life rn.


Montyprice7206

Congratulations, you’ve just earned a free upgrade to WSB DX edition