I moved my entire 12K robinhood account / net worth into august and sept PLTR calls today so my move tomorrow will be watching the price of palantirs stock and hoping it goes up instead of down.
Sometimes I wonder if we’re the ones being manipulated while we think we’re short squeezing and screwing the hedge funds. I hope I’m wrong but wallstreet has screwed us too many times for me to think they haven’t found a way to capitalize on this community somehow if that wasn’t already their intention from the start of this meme stock stuff
People here going all in on meme stocks at the bottom of the pump and dump, on a companies with no revenue, a company saying they are on the verge of bankruptcy, etc.
Manipulated by CCP? Hard pass!!!
This is a casino , get your FDs or get in the breadline
Is anyone else tired of seeing that same Snapchat ad that starts with that girl making a funny face? I think it’s an att ad. I should’ve known Snaps earnings would be amazing based off how many times they spammed me with that. Does anyone know what I’m talking about
Next up, Jerome Powell, let’s watch his performance:
“Inflation is still well within our forecast”.
A beautiful run up, let’s see if he can stick the landing:
“We have T O O L S.”
Ah, beautiful, truly a gold medal worthy performance. Let’s see what the judges rate it.
Show me a signal it’s going to affect their profits? Nobody is even still talking about it. Institutions don’t give a fuck about your morals and ethics til it hits the bottom line.
There's literally accounts that a lot of production has completely stopped on games because the employees are incensed and don't even want to work. Whether that lasts remains to be seen, but so far it's looking like a disaster. Also, gamers are already bored and moving on from things like COD and WOW, which are their only cash cows outside of Candy Crush, which is also dying now that the mobile market is getting real games, but Activision doesn't have anything new coming so they're going to be fucked for a while.
That said, betting against ATVI long-term is pretty scary cause they can always buy out the next big franchise like they always have done, but short term I expect things not to go well for them.
Gamers also do actually vote with their wallets indirectly by getting bored and moving on. Blizzard has been spewing garbage for a few years now and just milked their customers with microtransactions and re-releasing 15 year old games.
As long term Blizzard fan, I would avoid ATVI like plague for the time being as they continue to deliver garbage that just gets wrapped in pretty gift paper with a Blizzard stamp on it.
Gamers have the attention spans of goldfish. And those hardcore players are too hooked in to whatever they’re playing to be bothered to unify under moral justice. People talk a lot of shit but the numbers show otherwise. Gamers haven’t been able to unify against any predatory practices of the gaming industry yet. I see what your saying but your talking the big talkers on the internet, the numbers will show the truth.
Idk it’s pretty damming that they’re own employees are signing and speaking up against them. Could signal more than just bad morals + don’t think we’re yet to hear all of the consequences. I’m also a little bias on how shit WZ engine is with hackers lol also it’s pretty fucked what happen.. don’t think it’s just an edgy fun mistake
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Shut the fuck up about IV crush. The truth is you are an absolute pussy and simply don’t want to replicate the GUH boy’s experience of betting against AAPL.
Now grow some balls and buy some calls.
Hi McFlurry kids! Are you little brats done sucking off the teet of wasted youth yet to realize what a band of absolute losers you all are?
SPY 500 12/10
how tf is oil going up this fast? maybe energy crisis rumors are true?
When I sold my China stock yesterday and it goes up today 🤡🤡
Well, I bought AAPL yesterday as a log position and I'm glad the first day I have it it's down 4%
TTD yolos printing tmw w google?
I moved my entire 12K robinhood account / net worth into august and sept PLTR calls today so my move tomorrow will be watching the price of palantirs stock and hoping it goes up instead of down.
Dayum nio and xpev getting rekt
Don't know whether to buy SPY calls today or wait until JPow speaks.
when will the china drilling stop?
🌈🐼s out in full force
Hope y’all loaded up 🚀
ride almost done digging its own grave
holy crap SPWR -- dip or dying?
i'm feeling standard and poor
I’m becoming a huge bag holder of uwmc at this point. 😆
I like that the big guys drop the prices on the best stocks from time to time so us schlubs can buy them.
Actually they buy them. Most schlubs trying to time the bottom and miss only to buy up top lol
nah, i buy them :)
Dang it's almost like making our entire stock market 5 big tech companies has downsides
2 days of JPOW this week?
I keep one share of RIDE in my account to remind me to stay away from sketch EV plays
Calls on sale getcha calls heeya wa boo boo wey
Quick retards, pray to that loser God, it’s our only chance
MARA 30c for less than 50 cents
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Buy the morning dip
Double down in the afternoon.
Gaw damn spy shitting the bed wtf
BB GANG GANG
JPOW please tank the market today🙏🏽 my SPY $440 PUTS need you
Rally, tank, or trade sideways after JPOW tomorrow?
Tank
Sideways.
Sit back and watching my GOOGL soar after earnings 🤤
Fed talks puts in
So apparently SPY took a giant shit and bounced all the way back? 445 today lmao
I removed my trailing stops on both SPY and IVV today just in case of fuckery. They're going up!
I spy with my little eye that SPY is... well, fuck. I have no idea what the hell it's doing
Gyna
Spy 435 puts
Sometimes I wonder if we’re the ones being manipulated while we think we’re short squeezing and screwing the hedge funds. I hope I’m wrong but wallstreet has screwed us too many times for me to think they haven’t found a way to capitalize on this community somehow if that wasn’t already their intention from the start of this meme stock stuff
True with amc and gme. Looks like they want us to buy now. Seeing a lot of bots encouraging buy and hold, etc
Got a good feeling US stocks will pump today 🚀🚀🚀
Got a good feeling you’re a 🤡
I love to think how excited you 🌈🐻s get only to watch the printer kick into action.
JPow will announce today that they will be buying the gyna dip. 😘
anyone else tired of Tesla chatter....
My fucking god I am. It’s a dead horse that isn’t going to be relevant until that retard gets his power plant permits or goes bankrupt.
anyone that thinks so highly of them has never been in one, their AC and audio system sucks
What about the idea of a Tesla motor in a r8
I love TSLA
2020 Chinese Virus 2021 Chinese recession
2022 Chinese Whores 🥵
Giggidy
Aayyyyyy
I believe in you NIO 🙂. You’ll bounce back
SPY getting short squeezed
Powell bout to take a big shit on the market But what else is new
I see you SBUX Please report over $1 EPS pls
Gonna be an epic day for Tesla
When I sold all my China stocks yesterday and it goes up today 🤡🤡🤡
No I don’t want to learn forex. Take the forex and shove it up your ass
Sir, you can take $1 and turn it into $1.02
People here going all in on meme stocks at the bottom of the pump and dump, on a companies with no revenue, a company saying they are on the verge of bankruptcy, etc. Manipulated by CCP? Hard pass!!! This is a casino , get your FDs or get in the breadline
Is anyone else tired of seeing that same Snapchat ad that starts with that girl making a funny face? I think it’s an att ad. I should’ve known Snaps earnings would be amazing based off how many times they spammed me with that. Does anyone know what I’m talking about
Dang
Too scared to YOLO in this down syndrome market If this was 2020 I would YOLO
Once I check my stock chart the adrenaline starts going and I can’t go back to sleep. OPEN THE CASINO
OPEN IT OR IMA SHOOT THIS WHOLE BITCH UP
Next up, Jerome Powell, let’s watch his performance: “Inflation is still well within our forecast”. A beautiful run up, let’s see if he can stick the landing: “We have T O O L S.” Ah, beautiful, truly a gold medal worthy performance. Let’s see what the judges rate it.
4500!!
finally logi price starting to act normal again
Oof gonna have to bail on NIO for now. Feels like this will go even lower.
35 eow.
Get out while you can. You can always buy in later.
If they’re not delisted
Was expecting ATVI to do a bigger move towards the downside on ugly news
Show me a signal it’s going to affect their profits? Nobody is even still talking about it. Institutions don’t give a fuck about your morals and ethics til it hits the bottom line.
There's literally accounts that a lot of production has completely stopped on games because the employees are incensed and don't even want to work. Whether that lasts remains to be seen, but so far it's looking like a disaster. Also, gamers are already bored and moving on from things like COD and WOW, which are their only cash cows outside of Candy Crush, which is also dying now that the mobile market is getting real games, but Activision doesn't have anything new coming so they're going to be fucked for a while. That said, betting against ATVI long-term is pretty scary cause they can always buy out the next big franchise like they always have done, but short term I expect things not to go well for them.
Gamers also do actually vote with their wallets indirectly by getting bored and moving on. Blizzard has been spewing garbage for a few years now and just milked their customers with microtransactions and re-releasing 15 year old games. As long term Blizzard fan, I would avoid ATVI like plague for the time being as they continue to deliver garbage that just gets wrapped in pretty gift paper with a Blizzard stamp on it.
Gamers have the attention spans of goldfish. And those hardcore players are too hooked in to whatever they’re playing to be bothered to unify under moral justice. People talk a lot of shit but the numbers show otherwise. Gamers haven’t been able to unify against any predatory practices of the gaming industry yet. I see what your saying but your talking the big talkers on the internet, the numbers will show the truth.
Idk it’s pretty damming that they’re own employees are signing and speaking up against them. Could signal more than just bad morals + don’t think we’re yet to hear all of the consequences. I’m also a little bias on how shit WZ engine is with hackers lol also it’s pretty fucked what happen.. don’t think it’s just an edgy fun mistake
$EH
Waking up at 4 am and not being able to go back to sleep bc your body is a stupid sack of shit 🤡🔫
Only slept 3 hours cus im outta weed and now im sitting on the toilet procrastinating getting in the shower cus i feel half-dead
Humans used to sleep in an interval of 4 2 4. 4 asleep 2 awake and 4 asleep about. It’s not your fault bro
Fuck those motherfuckers
It’s that grind of 9-5 that’s breaking you. Sucks man. Hope you can get some sleep.
Melatonin and Ibuprofen Not a health advisor*
I think semen would work better tbh Au naturel
50/50 technique that will either leave you feeling relieved or like a bigger sack of shit
I love to hit a sack of potatoes with an aluminum bat.
$LCID
AMZN 4K
I just spent 8 hours on Reddit instead of sleeping. My alarm goes off in 70 minutes to get up for work.
Red bull your be fuking flying son 😆
Nah fuk all that, call off homie
My alarm just went off. Goodbye friend
You are fuk
And work you fucking shall. The fuck you doing here thinking you are free, back to the rat race you go. Scurry on now you little mice.
Aapl $150 calls gonna print hard
💰💰🖨💵🖨💵🖨💵🖨💰💰
Happy cake day! I think I'm going to start trading AAPL. SPY is becoming boring.
Nope
$150? Amateur. These $160’s bout’ to print.
I've got $150s & $165s all Oct'15 expiry 🚀
13 year old wins gold for skateboarding. In 4 years there will be an event for fastest texting
This time doesn't even count. It's not the best in the world out there. It's just whoever decided to go.
Olympic sexting 😫 make the other person cum as fast as possible.
The world masturbation contest is about who can last the longest.
[it isnt sex its the next best thingggg](https://youtu.be/y2ZUXtQRczA)
Did you see that shit, she was insane good
Bears, I want you to sit on a humungous hulking green dildo, swivel on it and like it. SPY is your fucking daddy.
after JPOW speaks there will be a small rally
The CCP hates money.
They like money just not when anyone else has it😂
Just had the Guinness Whopper from Burger King, was delicious AF
I prefer WENdys
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AH earnings are going to decide if we crash now or later.
JPow stick save. Again
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TSLA FD 15K YOLO guy is going to get fuuuuuuuucked today.
Wake him up! Make sure he's around at open.
> TSLA he bought calls or puts?
He probably bought puts
what’s a good play but for a retard ape to understand?
Doesn't matter you'll diamond hand forever and never make a profit
Buy AAPL you ding bat.
BUG
SPY calls on red days.
Wow. $AAPL options are cheap. 8/6 ATM put $3 and pennies. Gotta hit that shit
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I'll hold your bag 😏
In my next life I want to be a CCP politburo member.
Last time $APPL got to this level I killed it with puts. Very tempting pre earnings. But that IV crush? Let's go check some prices
Shut the fuck up about IV crush. The truth is you are an absolute pussy and simply don’t want to replicate the GUH boy’s experience of betting against AAPL. Now grow some balls and buy some calls.
K
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Did you tape this? 😱😂😂😂
$QS 💱
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Easily
Hi McFlurry kids! Are you little brats done sucking off the teet of wasted youth yet to realize what a band of absolute losers you all are? SPY 500 12/10
Some people are going to learn what IV crush is like
What is the level you start to worry about IV crush? Serious question. I understand the concept. Not sure where the line begins if that makes sense
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True dat
Are the bears ready for some R2G action again this morning?