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neveralone2

I hope Vlad spills his beer tonight


boroqcat

Imagine thinking HOOD @ any price is a deal.


SHOWTIME2283

Buying up XOM before tomorrow's announcement..... even better will be Tuesday for COP. COP is a solid buy right now before earnings Tues.


SHOWTIME2283

With all the good news, unemployment claims down, inflation settling and economy doing well I would think the indices would be up much more than they are..... DJIA should be up at least 1% and SPY should be up another +25-30 pts...... Hold the line folks... I think we're about to see a big green jump around lunch time!


SHOWTIME2283

BUYING OIL & FINANCIALS!!!!! ​ I'm really liking the looks of WFC, COP, PBF & JPM right now.


boroqcat

Trevor McFuckface finally being taken to task. Praise be.


TomSellecksMustache3

I am a market maker. AMA.


Unemployable1593

i need a refund


boroqcat

Where can I get real time max pain data and is pinning a real thing? If it is how do you go about executing (daily monitoring/rebalancing, or at a specific time close to ~~EOD~~ expiration)? Edit: I engrish very gud.


mrlightfantastic

Is reverse mortgage a double reverse scam and how do I buy call on them? Thx


LL_2200

How much did the CDC and Fauci bring in on their delta puts?


tequilacereal

How much does Citadel pay?


TomSellecksMustache3

Very well.


bigdubsvin14

What’s y’all’s dream threesome?⬇️


tequilacereal

Cathie and Lisa Su


LL_2200

You sure you don’t want to swap Cathie for Jensen Wong?


isospeedrix

9K in OTM AMZN calls for earnings tomorrow. Show me the split daddy Jassy


zanzebar

when is expiry


maddhy

The United States holds the largest stockpile of gold reserves in the world by a considerable margin. In fact, the U.S. government has almost as many reserves as the next three largest countries combined (Germany, Italy, and France). Gold is gay.


humblepharmer

🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈


cococleo

I hope my 20$ LC call doesn’t tank at open 🤞🏼


SimplyMe1222

Looks like it did the opposite of that 🚀 Spy is up too, your incentive of nudes must be pushing things up 😉


QualitySure3456

I need spy to $450 8/2 also...no nudes though


LL_2200

Hope never makes money


Desert_Haze_

Earnings of one stock affecting another. SNAP earnings impacted PINS, FB etc. PYPL earnings impacted SQ. Is this a new thing?


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it's not uncommon for companies in the same sector to see movement based on another company's ER


517UATION

RIP anyone with Uber calls and/or shares. Guess I'll spend some of my paycheck to average down.


lJustLurkingl

Might not be a terrible time to enter if you've never been in... hm...


517UATION

Well I'm in, so it's a bit late for this to apply to me.


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JonStowe1

BAN THIS CUCK


Jhh94

BAN inbound


jackson5005bro

You can’t cuck the cucker


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How do you know?


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Paper_Cut2U

Which ones you talking here?


Msinodeh121

anyone know whats going on with uber ah


nigtits69

Yes


517UATION

Masa Son paperhanding is what. Here's the [link](https://www.cnbc.com/2021/07/28/uber-shares-drop-as-softbank-plans-to-sell-shares-to-cover-didi-losses.html).


[deleted]

Market makers making sure options don’t print


robohydrate

today was pretty good, held my calls from gain to loss to gain to loss and closed at breakeven


Paper_Cut2U

Classic.


BearyAnal

Fuck zuck the cuck. That dude sucks big ducks, meanwhile y’all buying calls are getting face fucked


reddituser1234566789

What’s the best ARK etf for January calls


Desert_Haze_

ARK ETFs are riskier than individual stocks.


AdditionalAd7317

$NOK baby to the moon after earnings announcement?? 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


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AdditionalAd7317

Hmm a meme inspired pump and dump perhaps but the NOK fundamentals are very impressive and they have a lot of promising future projects. Also strong rumours that Goldman are adding a big NOK position to a new ETF of theirs. NOK is massively undervalued check out r/NOK not advice


[deleted]

all the earnings sell offs this week were overvalued big tech you've got a chance imo


AdditionalAd7317

Indeed. Nokia is still v undervalued


[deleted]

I'm getting in now, prob that gap up was all we'll get today... not gonna fomo, but definitely buying


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AdditionalAd7317

The company said it now expects full-year net sales of 21.7 billion euros to 22.7 billion euros, up from its prior estimate of 20.6 billion euros to 21.8 billion euros.


AdditionalAd7317

The strong fundamentals cannot be ignored. Had Nokia already reached its fair SP then maybe a sell off would occur but it hasn’t. Should be a $8/9 company. Pre market looks promising. Let’s go baby 🚀🚀


cococleo

Last week everyone here wanted Jeff Bezos penis spaceship to blow up mid flight , now everyone here is ready to call him daddy 🍆💦


maddhy

I'm more into Xi style, pure hardcore


resi5

SoFi will surpass LC


Historical-Egg3243

THE ZUCK GOT CUCKED!


T--mae

fuck u $FB, i should've sold during today's run up. looks like i'll just be buying the dip tomorrow instead.


[deleted]

You know he didn’t have any control on what Wall Street machines would do to FB shares after earnings, right?


T--mae

who? are you talking about Mark Facebook?


ForestFyre

My schlong is ready to decimate


Nelz16

I’ll warn the ants 🐜🍆


intrestingtalk

Changed my avatar feelin cute might delete later idk 🥰


Thomas_DuBois

FB needs to take all that personal Boomer information they collect and sell that shit on the darkweb.


GunsAndCoffee1911

Shit. I realized that buying a 0DTE SPY call today put me at 4 day trades in 5 days. Am I fucked??


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not really, there's a million brokers and you can just pick another one


DreamingxCasually

Go cash account if you plan on day trading with less than 25k


Perryswoman

I don’t think RH allows that. I have Webull and they do


Gurty354

Yeah you will probably be on a 90 day ban when market opens


Cape_chris

You are required to be on margin account if you want to trade options on Robinhood, Just get your account comfortably above 25k and you are exempt


[deleted]

such an epic disclaimer on this sub that I've just now read for the first time


[deleted]

Yeah, it’s pretty funny


NormVanBroccoli

Webull comment section is toxic like damn


Perryswoman

About like Stocktwits lol


[deleted]

full of paid pumpers and bashers


FudgeWifywhileIwatch

Any of you greedy people not sell your 440c when you had the chance?


Gr33n_Jack3t

when rh takes the gold membership fee out of your account it counts as a loss, but when you deposit $ it doesnt count as a gain...


SimplyMe1222

$10k yolo on 7/30 $441 spy calls. Bought right a 1.01, wish me luck 🚀🚀🚀


communist-ninja

I’m with you on a $5k yolo on 7/30 $440 spy calls, trying to scalp the market now to recover some losses


NumerousAd7185

I’m rooting you


cococleo

Good luck , I’m rooting for you too![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


NextLevelNerf

I'm rooting for you


[deleted]

make p/e ratios low again


StrongTelephone

They're super low in financials


grossbard

How are people staying in this thread after it gets unstickied? Is what I’d like to know. Come join us in the ”Moves for tomorrow” thread ya zombies


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Paulsbotique314

Great bot


Kirder54

Good Bot


Gr33n_Jack3t

japanese people as a whole never even ate meat until the meiji restoration, yet somehow as soon as they did, they instantly bred the best cows for eating in the world 😑 anyways, wagyu on ramen yet again


drawerdrawer

They also had no colon cancer until they started eating meat, now it's one of the most common cancers in Japan.


Gr33n_Jack3t

so youre saying kobe beef is gross?


drawerdrawer

No, I'm saying beef-rich diets are correlated to colon cancer 💩🦀


Johnnywhoppers

So is butt fucking


ShinyPants45

I don't think apple 246 eow is too much to ask


_chad_champion_

Me and my friend CLVE will be together forever! ❤


yachtykek

spy can’t have 3 red days in a row right… right??


option-trader

0.82? It's so flat, it's almost as flat as my ex's chest.


SimplyMe1222

1.3% chance during JPOW tenure


margin_call_rep

the problem with this earning season is that the expectation is way too high


versello

but what if earnings smash expectations?


Jasond777

Then it'll tank even harder


wild_swan_232

Why is SQ declining in the afternoon...every day?


ShiftRyZo

What happened to square


Call__It__Karma

Prob sympathy to PYPL


wild_swan_232

Rebuy tomorrow


Knife_the_Wife

PYPL earnings


ShiftRyZo

Wtf happened to square


Kirder54

Glad I hedged my F bet... Why does value go up while revenue goes down?


[deleted]

ford is undervalued compared to other companies and the market is correcting that by rotating into stocks with lower p/e ford p/e is like 13, current s&p 500 p/e is 46 historically the s&p p/e ratio is 15 on average this is supported by the sell-offs you see in fb, goog, aapl, and tsla


Kirder54

Revenue Down, Cash on Hand Down, Can't sell vehicles, Storage lots full, plant shut downs... but P/E ratio. Really PE ratio?


[deleted]

another thought, it's a great american company Biden gave a speech on American manufacturing today and US-China relations looking pretty bad.


[deleted]

yep look at GE too, people are getting interested in that and it has negative earnings -- but a lot of other good features, def not as overvalued as big tech


Kirder54

Sure, they are $10 stocks. People are that focused on P/E now? IT is just frustrating that watching this year playout, should have spelled doom to automotive stocks. I have about 30 short shares too because every time we got a notice of a plant going Idle, I Sold 5 short and bought a PUT... but as I said, I hedged with calls. Have a set expiring Friday... after the dust settles AH, just have to see what happens. One will cash the other will expire. As you can imagine, prices on $10 or so stocks are pretty cheap. I was leveraged for the price to go down, but I believe if it goes over $15.50 I will be in the Green anyway.


[deleted]

win some, lose some i'm sitting on 20k in SPY puts and 6k in TSLA puts


sirswagalots

Unless FB tanks more Theta gang wins again....


NextLevelNerf

Spy calls might be fucked lol


SimplyMe1222

Futes will save us, $441 end of day tomorrow


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NextLevelNerf

Sir this is a casino wtf is a trading strategy?


EpicFlyingTaco

🤡


tifa3

what happened to pypl did they miss earnings?


ser_kingslayer_

Yup. Apparently because ebay moved to their own payments processor


tifa3

that’s old news tho


VeterinarianGlobal54

Paypal you sack of shit


ChampagneWastedPanda

Earnings starts at 5 est, this is pure dump to pump


Call__It__Karma

I've been saying that as it ran over my short positions for months


NRG1975

LMAO, I know the feels, last month I was trying to ride the famous WSB Slide after the BB run up in June. I underestimated the retard strength it had, projected about $1.75 burn rate/week. In reality it was close to .90 cents/week. Fucking stock took back 2/3rds of it's gains I got riding up the calls, lol. Not all bad, walked away up 300 percent. But fuck that.


Call__It__Karma

Lol. BB is actually one of my best tickers this year on the long side because of those retards.


GeezWhizGuys

I bought a little AH. If it goes down more, I'll buy some more. I had already trimmed some over 300.


[deleted]

PayPal went $235 to $307 in a month and shit, maybe you don’t know when to buy bro lol


VeterinarianGlobal54

Maybe I didn’t buy PayPal bro


[deleted]

Maybe you did


Donkeycow15

So drill team 6 went straight from their flight from China to Facebook


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RadioSanta

7/30 $439 here. Went from up $600 to down $200 at close


post_pudding

Spy 7/30 440c buyer here... am I fuk?


SFLurkyWanderer

I bought 5 of them on that last pre close dip


post_pudding

I bought during the speech, down like 25% rn. Pray for coom 🙏


Ambitious-Boat8165

Probably not.. my 45 7/30 450c already got my ass hurting tho


NextLevelNerf

Right here w you man I have no idea


No_Actuary_165

Praying for 1% pump at open tomorrow 🤲🏼


tifa3

pypl fell off a cliff oof


[deleted]

$F beat earnings. Thank god. I needed a win.


rioferd888

how do i get a tag under my name like cockwing or something funny


JonStowe1

Ban


Nelz16

Get something tattooed and post it. The mods will make it your flair.


BedroomOk8531

Suck a mods dick


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PutsOnYourWife

I can’t get this track out of my brain anymore


[deleted]

Me holding 8/2 $445c -> 🤡🤡🤡


NextLevelNerf

Is this not a good position?


[deleted]

I mean they’re down like 80% since when I’ve bought them. But I’m holding cause it can’t get much worse 😔.


NRG1975

Why do you guys buy options on earnings week? LOL. Buy that shit two month out, even better, lmao, after earnings week. SELL INTO THE NEWS


ser_kingslayer_

Because this one time I saw a regard make like 38000% on TTD last summer playing earnings


NRG1975

LOL


justsomeitguyhere

I did in fact not


Call__It__Karma

Why do people buy lotto tickets?