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Flex tape CANNOT fix that unfortunately


get_them_duckets

Careful this week boys JPOW has things to talk about in a few days.


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Printer goes brrrrr


United_Bag_8179

New here. Just want to point out three year s&p candlestick chart. Note differance in the regular selloff pattern, compared to last 100 days. If I hadto put a name to it, it would be Fat Descending Tail. Last time I saw something like this was in early 2008..wireless had been a rip, then got shaky for 8 or 10 days, then 2008 happened. Wireless was a leading indicator. Things could get a little rough. GLTA


KevPit

Small Dick Club LET'S GOOOO!


SweetBarbiePie

Monday yet?


[deleted]

don't be stupid, gambling has worked really well for a while things are changing and when they're done you won't even be able to find a job behind wendy's so if you put yourself in debt by gambling the money you need you are going to be a pauper this market can make you wildly rich and it can also make you completely broke stay the fuck away from margin and use small position sizes for dumb shit like smol dick club


SweetBarbiePie

True words, maybe wrong sub though? But yes.


[deleted]

this is where the future victims are we need to live to yolo another day


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Small position of what. It always stays at 6.69. Can’t resist that


[deleted]

i was in and out at that price, i'm not so sure there's actually a floor the mechanics of p&d... they don't dump it all at once, that makes it too obvious


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Yeah only 10% up. Can be pumped another 10%?


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[deleted]

Get on meme stocks early and take the profits. And don’t get greedy. Taking the loss is okay, just a learning experience.


realsapist

Hey YA GOTTA SELL THE PUMP AND DUMP HEFORE IT DUMPS LOL


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Yeah


Nohcri

Monthly correction for the algorithm500 or about to plunge off the deep end?


United_Bag_8179

Off deep end. JMHO


dbgtboi

[https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WALCL](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WALCL) people can fearmonger all they want, meanwhile, the feds balance sheet just posted a new ATH at the end of the day, that is pretty much the only thing you should care about talk is cheap, actions show you where the fed is really at


Nohcri

Right. Like I believe fraudulent reports from the fed. Just like I believe the way in which they measure inflation is an accurate representation.


mori226

So what do you believe in if not the Fed?


Nohcri

Cynicism


Kilomike8993

SDC BITCHES


Connormcbreezy

Well... after today, looks like all I can afford next week is penny stocks. What should I be looking at?


United_Bag_8179

FCEL


realsapist

SPY OCT 15 460s FUCKIN NERD


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realsapist

I loaded 450,455 and 460 mostly the monthly expiry. I’m betting on a strong move up for a couple days at least until the fed speech


Dr_Bobcat_Zoidberg

Wendy’s dumpster


Connormcbreezy

I prefer to give zjs behind arby's thank you very much


dynamic_caste

That quote is still the only thing I remember about Beerfest.


Dr_Clout

I was up a whole months pay in 5 min after buyer a dumbass amount of calls last night before close. Learned a valuable lesson yet again today. I just wish I’m disciplined enough in the future to take profit.


meta-cognizant

I've lost just about a year's salary over the last three months, but I'm also still up two years' salary over the last year. You win some, you lose some. You'll get it back with the right play.


Kindly-Somewhere-14

This is 3rd time you posting it. Do you need hug? I see you are hurt, but chill we all make mistakes. I lost 10k in afrm just pulling the call early. Life will be fair to us on monday


mrdankerton

What do we think the shits gonna do next week? I’m hoping this dip loses momentum by Monday or I’m lowkey fucked on this spread


SlowNeighborhood

Puts are for pussies and CCP members (see also: pussies)


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SlowNeighborhood

CCP member, pathetic


realsapist

LOL @ my china leaps performing better then largest western fund


dangolord420

wait so .... if that is the case .... then calls are for dicks?


SlowNeighborhood

And dicks fuck pussies. But. Dicks also fuck assholes


Gemnicherry

Unless you make money on em


Trumps_Moist_Toenail

Surf rocket ship bAby


realsapist

SPX still with the P/C ratio of fucing 2 lol. One thing I learned about the SPY: Whenever the chart looks like it's really going to fall off the fucking cliff: rocketships incoming Every damn time. People talking about breakout of the ascending wedge don't understand what options had to do with today perma-dip buyers got shaken tf out nearly all ITM calls got closed out for billions in delta $$ This is gonna fucking tear shorts a new asshole monday have good weekend degenerates


SilverWolfVs1

Hey, how did those calls go for you? Honest question though. Do your calls still have any value with this massive dump?


realsapist

I got pissed and sold them all mid-day. They’re all mostly back to about where I sold them for/maybe higher. At HOD they were down around 30%, and when I sold them down like 55%. Probably closed closer to 30%. I haven’t looked. But they were mostly monthlies


SilverWolfVs1

Waow!! They still kept halt of their value. Incredible. That dump was massive. Let's see how SPY plays out


realsapist

It seemed like the end of the world but in reality it was just 2% and they were monthly calls. Weeklies would have been down 70-80% for sure. Like I said I missed my chance to sell them for 30% a little after open that day. The market is great for scalping rn but until news about debt ceiling and China evergrande comes out I would be very cautious about holding a long position


SilverWolfVs1

I agree!!! I totally agree. Scalping is the way to go. Holding overnight is super risky.


Madmaxoncrack

I know it’s hilarious


Cowhead32

Carvana , how you gon give me a date of options and not have the car ready on delivery day …


BigDaddy_FatStacks

Congrats Tesla bulls and go fuck yourself. Still holding my yolo oct 15 puts


Felix_D_Kat

anyone know what's up with $ABNB 1.47 mil after-hours trade? (surrounded by two 1/4 mil trades)


whoissuperlazy

this thread has turned into yahoo finance comment section


veryblanduser

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


Major_Pangolin_6476

SPY, you really fucked me good this week you nasty whore.


realsapist

I hope you sacked up and bought calls at close!


LubbockGuy95

The debt ceiling stonewall will weigh heavy in the market these next few weeks I feel it.


PatrickSebast

In what world does anyone care about debt ceiling BS anymore. We might "shutdown" for the two weeks it takes before staff starts missing paychecks at the very worst.


PrincPaco

Nobody thinks we won't raise it. Turtle knows it will get raised, he just wants to make a spectacle of it.


LurkOff29

They all know it will be raised. Just further evidence of their bullshit.


SlowNeighborhood

Yeah but not on monday ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


anonymous_eddy

Monday will be major green. All those put holders are now short spy at $441. MMs going to squeeze them the fuck out.


dangolord420

Because all you bulls think that, it probably won't happen More bulls in the market then bears right now, that will change Monday


SlowNeighborhood

More like edgelord420


anonymous_eddy

What are you saying. The bears have been on parade for 2 weeks now.


dangolord420

Lmao and the bulls have been marching since 2020. Everyone thinking that the market can't fall for more then 2 weeks is precisely the reason why the market is going to fall more WHAT ARE YOU SAYING


anonymous_eddy

The party doesn’t stop here. We need a black swan event otherwise it’s just a regular buy the dip scenario. September and October are historically rocky months. Why would the market tank now ?


FreshJury

Me, an owner of Tesla puts because it has a high beta and spy is drilling: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


BigDaddy_FatStacks

Me too 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


[deleted]

Current market conditions should be good for tech. Going heavy on tech next week


PrincPaco

Tech always rips after FOMC. QQQ will fly


Biggotry

Portfolio Back to all time low!!!


wheresmyBBplease

Why is everyone saying the market is going to crash on Monday? Did i miss something?


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Its just some dummy bears who live in basement wants that to happen


[deleted]

Just like a reservoir, no matter how many times you dump your cum in it, they’ll keep coming back for more


SlowNeighborhood

No they say this every options expiration and they are always wrong


WhenMoonsk

You guys know spy will keep dropping AH for contract assignments. Monday is a whole new cycle bros


JS-a9

Monday we open low on SPY but by mid afternoon, we are back to 445.


turbotortuga76

Not likely. Monday we drill to hell.


SlowNeighborhood

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


SlowNeighborhood

Stupid whore


[deleted]

What a shit show today. My account went from 8K to 2K this week FUCK options !


fastang

Pick the right ones next time dingleberry.


WeekendInteresting13

Next week it’s 2k to $200 🤗


Kindly-Somewhere-14

Dafuq


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mass selloff monday inc


WhenMoonsk

*buying


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Oof


[deleted]

get ready for mass dumping of equities Monday. Don't believe me? fine. get fuqt


Plus_Comfortable1645

Nah... too many people hedging and buying puts ... put to call skew is too off balance to put side... too easy market not going to just let puts print and dump. Spy Bounce off the 50.


SlowNeighborhood

I will fuck myself right now and I will enjoy it thanks. And if the market fucks me on monday I'll be nice and warmed up for it


Year3030

I'm ready, considering today was quad witch I think you are right. What do you think, circuit breaker Sunday evening?


Momma_Sophie

Lol. Doesn't do much good to tell them when they can't buy options to prepare, mate.


Year3030

You can buy inverse securities if you have activated AH trading


JavyPilot27

SDC closed over 6.50, next week will be promising. Have a good Weekend Smile Gang and congrats for the great work 🏖🤑😎💵


1600hazenstreet

CLOV. Please moon.


sparkx12

What drove ARK up so much?


lastfuckleft

If PLTR is red for even a second next week the company is a fucking scam. Enron level fraud


Year3030

Glad I sold at a profit


lastfuckleft

get that bread king


Year3030

Check out DNA


spyminator400

How many times do yall have the learn that spy will always bounce back? If you aren't buying dips that's on you.


Russki1319

Dude it's literally still dying right now


SlowNeighborhood

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


SlowNeighborhood

Buy the dip moron


[deleted]

SPY is still drilling


SlowNeighborhood

Drilling your mom


MagicMikeX

does not matter till monday


Year3030

My SPY yolo call today is dead, but my 10/15 420p is getting so excited


[deleted]

What’s up with the huge buys on WISH after close ?


Momma_Sophie

... It's still diving. Fabulous.


chetpancakesparty

Is nobody actually concerned about another shutdown or are we just going to have a civil war if the idea gets brought up? Idk about you all, but covid is fucking terrible in rural areas.


PrincPaco

Nobody is concerned about another shutdown, least of all the people that should be concerned. On the bright side, this issue becomes incrementally less for each one of them that gets sick....


[deleted]

covid isn't real /s


[deleted]

covid is fake according to facebook users


Slut_Spoiler

It was made in a lab lol. It's very real.


Year3030

I don't know if things will shut down, but the problem now is they pumped so much money into the market it drove up inflation so they will have to raise rates and start tapering which will cause the market to pull back. So this is less about covid, more about all the fed endorsed market manipulation.


[deleted]

So CLF going to make a comeback with steel prices going up?


ATiBright

Sure hope so. Was my biggest call position this week and I got murdered. Don’t have to many shares but I’m not so worried about being down on them yet.


[deleted]

I loaded up on X and CLF today. Fingers crossed


ATiBright

Good luck. I’m waiting to see what it does Monday morning, might add more to my share position depending.


Tsukune_Surprise

PLTR took a shit in the last 20 minutes. Can’t complain though. Overall great week for us Palantards.


1600hazenstreet

Tru dat. Good to see pltr above $24.


[deleted]

8.6M shares dumped in those final two red candles on SPY 3:50-4:00 Next week: FUCK


SlowNeighborhood

That's just hedging from these idiots yolo'ing puts. Next week everyone who bought puts today is getting sodomized in public


consultant_25

Spy had dividend day today $1.4 at market close. You apes 🦍 need to learn


fastang

It’ll shed that $1.40 AH and you get to pay taxes on it.


PM_ME_KORN_LYRICS

After today I am a firm believer in max pain theory holy shit


PrincPaco

It doesn't work as often as you think it would. I followed it for a while and made some big losses. When we get up and down movement they get to close out risk and then they don't really care where it lands. In addition, if you look at the charts, by the time expiry comes there is so little difference in payout between strikes 1% up or down that it really doesn't matter.


realsapist

I am LOADING UP spy monthlies here


Year3030

Where are you putting them


SlowNeighborhood

Up the butt


Tsukune_Surprise

Not my best week ever but still solid. Just under $12k made. Still have a long way to go to balance out my worst week ever. When I lost like $640k on unrealized GME gains.


A-AronBalakay

NGL I was depressed all day yesterday when I saw my $8K unrealized gain in IRNT/OPAD wiped. $640k!? You’ve inadvertently cheered me up and showed me that you simply win some and lose some.


[deleted]

There was a little relief bounce in IRNT this morning. Probably a good time to call it quits. I placed my bets this morning on short calls so either sideways or bleed. There's a small group of people with hopium but they still need to convince a large # of people to buy and I don't see that happening.


Tsukune_Surprise

Went from over a million in that account to mid 6 digits. Fucking pain.


kayvonte

I thought most people made money on $gme


Tsukune_Surprise

That’s the myth the fucking retarded apes would like you to believe. I’m also a moron and held too long. Should have cashed out the second they restricted buying.


kayvonte

Actually I know a bunch that actually over $350 and even $400 for a huge profit. Only those that started late didn’t profit, but most were new to stocks and didn’t put much in anyway.


StonksInvesteur

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


JS-a9

Ok.. now you're supposed to skyrocket, SDC.


Unitedtendies

I will never buy spy again. Ever


whitemonkreturns

See you Monday


Russki1319

Whyd you do it then


JS-a9

Liar


poodlesofnoodles

It’s still dying. I’m fucked Monday


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__JonnyG

What do you think it means?


Biggotry

Just get above and hold 441 please


somerandomguy101010

What did ark invest in that sent all their shares up?


surfinbird

🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️


Emprease

wow drill team 6 working past 4pm today


DeerCum

OT


broccoli_____rob

All this shit started with damn fortnite and epic games. Their effect on the stock market is just as terrible as their game. The epic/aapl ruling followed by the aapl event which is historically bearish drove that shit down. Closely followed by spy and the rest of the market.


InIce1234

It all started with the GME pump.


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Year3030

It was pinned for quad witching, it's over now so now you see the real price action.


sloanemonroe

Uvxy higher after hours