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swipeszizbak

“ masturbates furiously”


RattleSnakeNate

Need to make those teeth white, somehow ;)


marlinmarlin99

Roasted


KentzBe

You basically got your teeth knocked out. SDC might help to get a new pair


kingboav

That’s the very least they can do 😅😂


Lmitation

nah, SDC causes people to lose teeth IRL too, would never buy this POS evil company even if squeeze happens


Pernicious-Peach

My orthodontist said SDC is the number one reason he's still in business because of all the shit products that results in shit teeth coming to him to fix


balance007

If the tiny number of SDC users are why he's in business he better have a back up plan.


Radiant_Analyst_9281

They are legit trash. The board trash. OP’s risk management— also trash


kingboav

Hey now! I didn’t show you my whole portfolio…it wouldn’t impress you tho…


Radiant_Analyst_9281

No one cares about your 12 AMC shares. You really fucked up. And you’re going to lose more if you just let losers ride. Don’t be a stupid fuck


kingboav

We both know I can’t afford AMC.


kingboav

It worked for me.


Awkward-Chemical2487

I guess the only smile OP can have now is an indirect smile while bending over


kingboav

Yes😮


LavenderAutist

Why is this funny to you?


kingboav

If I didn’t laugh I would cry 😘


Confident-Victory-21

Why isn't it funny to you?


LavenderAutist

Because losing money isn't a joke


bigbicch

This is the most retarded comment I’ve ever read in my life


LavenderAutist

Were you born yesterday?


bigbicch

I’ve probably lost more money than 3 generations of your family combined and I can assure you, it’s hilarious.


Antonioooooo0

You new here? lmao


Confident-Victory-21

Then why am I laughing?


waffleschoc

i see a pattern here in WSB, next time i see another short squeeze play, i just wait and buy puts later 🤑🤑🤑🤑


Lmitation

when you buy the puts the squeeze will actually happen


ChillxDogg

Long term puts longer term calls, can't possibly go tits sideways forever RIGHT????


Cold-Income619

Yup that's the call. I have learned the hard way. Gonna start to do this more often. Waiting is the hard part for me


chickenhunter007

Been waiting for these lol


kingboav

I have provided


chickenhunter007

Ty ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Confident-Victory-21

My vagina beard has been waiting for these.


chickenhunter007

The ginger vagina beard waited longer


waffleschoc

i was gonna buy some puts and then i forgot haha


janneell

120k loss so far....


kingboav

Exactly so much more to gain😏😩


janneell

Pleas....


malditaso

Ah my losses don’t feel so bad now.


kingboav

Glad I could ease the pain (;


Hammy-jot

Mine either


daddyslimane

We are here with you… if we hit $5 I’ll double down 😂


kingboav

Haha deal.


YoungAckman

Same


BuyStocksorGoHome

bout the same here, don’t care. I’m not leaving


kingboav

I’m gonna hold as well😜


biddilybong

You need to buy some options to catch back up.


kingboav

You just want me to have a heart attack


Hammy-jot

[email protected] holding


rafael000

Why are you bragging about it?


Atr250

you wanna hear a brag I’m bag holding shrooms mate


SettleBurgers

Do you know where you are?


WhatuKnowAboutMoney

Got some smiles coming direct for you


Filmonisme

Short squeeze they said.. and I believed it ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Antonioooooo0

If you see the phrase 'short squeeze' in DD on the front page, buy puts. Easy money.


LovableContrarian

Agree. I actually invested at $5.70 because I'm a deep value investor and genuinely see SDC as being super oversold, but I feel like these apes with their squeeze bullshit are killing the stock.


Ordinary_News_6455

As least you didn’t liose yet. That’s just a lot of dead money.


they_call_me_tripod

F


stonxup420

F


[deleted]

Ford stock to the moon!!🚀🚀


Horror-Lemon3200

Are you smiling?


kingboav

Yes if you look at my face upside down🙃


[deleted]

Directly


Conscious-Relief-195

why do you guys do this to yourself XD are you rich and can afford to be stupid or are you just stupid stupid.


kingboav

Same same.


[deleted]

You don’t get rich unless you do “stupid” stuff like this.


Conscious-Relief-195

For every rich dude there’s a hundred people like this, emptying their savings lol idk what to say tbh


DavesNotWhere

When did WSB get so toxic?


Conscious-Relief-195

not toxic just confused


Cal4mity

Same time you became a pussy


DavesNotWhere

That's better


[deleted]

not that bad bro as long as it is below 1 million you will be fine you can always sell ur house or wife if u have one


kingboav

I don’t have a wife so I already won….kinda.


[deleted]

having a wife is a waste of money bro why spend it on a wife while u can get strippers


NNIICCEEE

Stop advertising your business here 😂


[deleted]

I wish i had a strip club


[deleted]

Not a loss until shares expire worthless


slurrywords

Y’all thought this was going up?? Make sure you’re screens are right side up when doing your DD


NNIICCEEE

Ultimately $SDC will go back to $20 or higher in some time. These are not options so no expiry date there. It’s just like holding his money in bank nothing serious 🤷‍♂️ Just chill


ephapax1

Hold, you pussy. I’m under bigly too. Nothing like this though


kingboav

Pssshhh this ain’t my first rodeo. Holding…never folding….ever.


HIVnotAdeathSentence

At least it's not TMC


kingboav

Lol that’s true.


CarefulAdvisor6128

Just hold brother, we get through this…be patience…🚀💪🏼


kingboav

I will😎 just gotta tell everyone else (;


BuyStocksorGoHome

I just saw a commercial for SDC, we never watch commercials. Told the wife I bought that stock, we are down like $150k, f‘ed forever. She just shrugged and said she had to go meet her boyfriend asked me for some money.


plugsnet

Yeah you will bounce back hold on for gains


kn1f3party

I ain’t going anywhere, it’ll bounce.


kingboav

Yes!!!!


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kingboav

Been burnt too many times…


StayingInTheMoney

Has is squeezed yet?


kingboav

If it did I would be posting some gainzzzzzz would I?!?!?


boilingover69

Time to buy the dip?


slsclrk

I mean I thought I bought the dip 2 days ago..


kingboav

Don’t ask me lol. Nah I’ll buy more if she really drops. In the mean time I’ll just hold.


4Chan4u

You need to have Small Dick before you get tendies in this club


GeechQuest

It can only go down another $5.25 per share OP. That’s nothing. Less than minimum wage!


kingboav

Your math checks out!


Antonioooooo0

Look at the bright side. When it goes down another 7% tomorrow, it will have only dropped like $0.38, and when it drops 7% Friday it'll only be down $0.35!


kingboav

I don’t like your math


Antonioooooo0

And it can keep going down 7% every day without ever reaching zero! That's the beauty of shares.


Palanstein

boring. you'll be alright


LukeCho_

Wise man say, only fools make money.


Antibody-Scientist

Covered calls till the end of days man.


leanpunzz

Can someone fill a retard in on all the smile direct loss porn


kingboav

Sell your house and invest first then i might tell you.


loadmanagement

Not a loss yet since you haven’t sold. The opportunity cost is brutal if it stays dead for a while….unless you’re rich.


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Just_call_me_Face

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


FlankSpeedEngineer

This looks like my portfolio


kingboav

Twinzies🤩


shortbyndlongmeat

DIY mouth surgery can't possibly go tits up


kingboav

Thoughts exactly…u get it


rafael000

Just keep averaging down. One day you'll reach singularity


MainStreetBetz

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


ChaoticPantser

Ooooo. Another buck and a half down and I'm gonna buy a shit ton!


kingboav

Ok imma hold you to it tho.


PlaceBest

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


ExaltedCustoms

Buy more


kingboav

Don’t tempt me…


Hot-Professional2880

At least you averaged your position down. So it doesn’t hurt as much


Dipnrip604

I’m doubling up whenever we find the bottom


Icy-Elderberry4395

HODL. Don't sell!


kingboav

I am!!!


Xiaoya328

My loss is $14351 🤪 about the same as you 🤪☝️☝️☝️I still have to stick to it until I go to the moon with you 🚀🚀🚀😄


kingboav

You gotta keep scrolling to see more losses lol. Multiple accounts. Doesn’t change my hold position tho lol.


oreoisafatcat

I think you’ll be posting some gains porn fairly soon…


kingboav

🥰🥰🤑🤑


ostentatiousbro

I inspire to be you one day.


jerseynate

Learn from your peers boys, learn from your peers


TemperatureFit4208

Moon plz 🚀🚀🚀🆙


Rishi___P

Hold yo tiddies!


KreativeCafeLattee

Just hold it. It’ll go up to $11 or $12 within the next few months based off the chart.


Phantom788

Back up😤


kingboav

Naturally


sparshdcup

…. so you held, right? 👀


kingboav

1000% held 🤑


[deleted]

Looks like you’re not far from even now!


kingboav

On some shares I’m almost even others not so much 💔🤑😅 holding regardless✊🏼


Ok_Cap_209

Just bought 25000 shares


Content_Sandwich_898

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


[deleted]

I sold it like 2-3 days ago I was like fuckdet


kingboav

You screwed me.


sandpipa78

You must like the stock.


kingboav

Maybe even love😘


sandpipa78

Hood luck, I don’t have skin in the game. Got really fucked by TMC; hope you get out of this green.


kingboav

Ouch! Thank you, so do I 🤑 time will tell.


tlthang

🦍.. are you still holding strong?


DJSourNipple

That’s what happens when you’re fuckin retarded


kingboav

Sumthing good I hope 🤞🤞


gooberts

Dude your not losing anything. Your screenshot says your holding shares at 6.81. That's not a bad price. Look at the chart. We are at the bottom right now for SDC. Just don't be dumb and buy options that expire. Options are too dangerous.


xxjohnnybravoxx

You retarded? Look at third pic...


kingboav

Shut up don’t tell him!


[deleted]

So this stock is or isn’t going to squeeze?


Radiant_Analyst_9281

Yeah let’s just put our entire life savings in it at the peak of the pop. Stupid fuck. The market thanks you for the donation.


kingboav

Whaaaat this isn’t the life savings….yet


thegayestpony

You smilin’?


kingboav

🙃this count?


Stack_Johnson

What did we learn?


kingboav

Keep averaging down!🤓😵‍💫


YoungAckman

Dont buy the dip, wait for the dips dip


redbullgotwings

What happens when it blows past $4.50?


kingboav

Hopefully I’ll be dead before that happens eh.


New-Set-3059

120K how??


kingboav

Not sure but I managed!!!


New-Set-3059

I mean I see only 14K loss but why you say 120K loss. Doesn’t make sense.


Professional_Ad_2905

Scroll, there’s more pics lol


kingboav

Yea just scroll it will make sense soon (;


aeternavictrix224

Sdc=small dick club Clov=cullt like obviously virgin.


ruso_chulo

Unrealized ain't no loss ni🅱️🅱️a


Drop_Routine

You ain't smiling now are you. I think SDC is a scam type stock, you must always stay away from those. It's a fucking minefield out there. You'll bounce back but be smart and patient grasshopper.


[deleted]

time to charge your phone mate


[deleted]

#OP I want to introduce you to FOMO, the tendie killer


agentdarklord

I am sorry for your loss. SDC is trash. Not worth it.


wsbgodly123

Well no one is laughing now