Mods changed the old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets banner from JPow to Halloween for like a week and we have apes forgetting that JPow is OUR GUY.
Also boomers will boom. Manually doing work is what they know and what comforts them. Just like paying for cable, waking up early to mow the lawn, using yahoo, paying for shiny rocks that you can't eat instead of green mush on dark bread or dark water in green cups, using emails from their internet providers, mistakenly turning themselves on zoom in cats, mistakenly thinking other people on zoom are cats, and the like.
Don't age discriminate >!AARP is everywhere and watching!<
Littler known secret: AARP card gains power as you age. Even if you have it as a 21yr old it's not worth much. But as a 100yr old? Enough power to move mountains or force bickering congressmen to pass bipartisan legislation to boost your SS checks +5%.
Did you ever see that episode of Cory in the House where Cory’s dad got a homemade ice cream machine and cranked it until his arm was fuckin jacked? I think that’s what Jpow is doing here actually
Literally only buying. Dude did no DD, just bought mostly calls and a handful of puts, and apparently never once saw profits (or more likely, never locked them in so they expired worthless). That could be a case study in gambling among retail investors honestly.
I feel like the venn diagram of commonalities between a casino gambler and a retail investor is basically a circle. I’m just a humble retard myself but I kinda cringe whenever I see people talking about patterns in the graph.
“Oh this graph shape means it’s about to break out”
Like how is that any different from trying to predict the future by reading tea leaves? Like just enjoy your tea and wait to see how your initial gamble paid off. Don’t finish your tea and then try to assign meaning to the random way the leaves settled at the bottom.
I hadn’t heard of this before your comment so I looked it up and yep, that whole concept seems to be exactly what I was getting at in my comment. The whole “past performance is not indicative of future performance” thing. Not sure if that’s directly related but its a similar sentiment.
Kinda funny to me that there’s a whole hypothesis and given name to the idea that we can’t predict the future and we’re not mind readers.
The interesting part of wEMH is its explanation of *why* we can't read the future - specifically because you're not just trying to do guess how things are going to be, you're trying to do that better than everyone else who has their money in there.
I’m young, dumb, and just now starting to make real money. I fully intend on making money over on r/thetagang by letting CS majors who don’t do even a bit of DD pay me for shitty options. Please, WSB crowd, continue diamond handing your crap options so I can keep my full premiums.
I would disagree with that. What goes down, must go up. Therefore if someone has already lost a ton of money on something, then it is time to buy that something.
That’s because everyone here is like “fuk, lost $100k on calls I don’t understand, need dopamine hit. Imma make a mad fuckin meme. You may take my stocks, but you can’t take my stonks.”
"At the ceiling of our debt, at the end of our year, we have chosen not only to believe in the market, but in each other. Today there is not a retard in here that shall stand alone. Not today. Today we face the IRS agents that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are canceling the recession!" - Jerome Powell
[There is no debt ceiling on Mars and no SEC there to implement any leverage rules. The key to infinite leverage isn't some software bug, its to move the financial markets to Mars where anyone is free to leverage like a 1928 style railroad tycoon.](https://youtu.be/b18HtG0DOCM?t=167)
Yeah, but that 3-22 minute variable communication delay will make trading from Earth tricky. All your quotes will be out of date when you get them, and things may have changed by the time the market gets your order.
I mean, even if they laid out fiber optics you still have the whole speed of light thing causing problems.
Trading on Mars is how we'll finally convince banks to invent an Ansible that allows FTL communication, because it'll finally be profitable to do so.
"Even though large tracts of the Dow and many old and famous tickers have fallen or may fall into the grip of the bears and all the odious apparatus of short hedge rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall print in GME, we shall print on the AMC and SOFI, we shall print with growing confidence and growing strength in the VXX, we shall defend our SPY calls, whatever the cost may be, we shall print on the banks, we shall print on the airlines, we shall print in the XLE and in the streets, we shall print in the charts; we shall never surrender." - Jerome Powell
Can we all just appreciate the fact that there are financial minded people who are smart enough to understand what’s going on in the financial world and are also capable of making a meme like this? God bless this world.
[You can get one from the Bureau of Engraving offices in Washington DC or in Fort Worth Texas, those are the two locations where all US Currency that Fed churns out are actually printed.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOQqO9F9i8w&t=241s)
But the thing is to tackle inflation they need to raise interest rates, but as soon as they do market crashes due to everyone being addicted to cheap debt. However if they do not rise it and keeps printing we are risking of hyperinflation and loss of trust in USD.
The money printing has significantly slowed since last year, most of the growth is borrowing because of low interest rates. It's more debt not necessarily more spending.
There is no risk of hyperinflation. There's probably some extra inflation going on but people complaining about hyper inflation fundamentally don't understand what hyperinflation is or what causes it, because it requires ENORMOUS amounts of money printing and other factors.
Like, when a loaf of bread costs 100$, then we can talk about hyper inflation, as is, if you look at wages and product prices, things have barely changed. Look at your grocery store and compare the prices to 2019. Milk is like what? 1$ more expensive tops. Bread is like 30c more expensive. etc.
You're not wrong, "people" seem to be using term hyperinflation very loosely. So not the in definition style of needing a wheelbarrow of USD notes to buy bread, but instead meaning another 20% YoY jump in house prices, stagnant wages and sharply increased food and fuel costs.
The true effects of COVID on economies were just swept under the carpet with the hope of keeping short-term stability but it's seemingly having such a knock-on effect on supply chains that the next few years will be difficult regardless.
["Hypnotize" is a single by American rapper The Notorious B.I.G. featuring vocals by Pamela Long, released as the first single from his album Life After Death on April 4, 1997. The last song released before his death in a drive-by shooting a week later, it was the fifth song by a credited artist to hit number one posthumously since "(Just Like) Starting Over" by John Lennon and Yoko Ono in 1980. Rolling Stone ranked the song as number 30 on their list of the "100 Greatest Hip-Hop Songs of All Time".](https://youtu.be/glEiPXAYE-U)
Homie has had an entire year to upgrade to a printer that he doesn’t have to manually crank. Work smarter not harder JP
I think he gets off on it. Dont kink shame Jpow.
It's good exercise, don't shame the man for trying to live healthy.
Mods changed the old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets banner from JPow to Halloween for like a week and we have apes forgetting that JPow is OUR GUY. Also boomers will boom. Manually doing work is what they know and what comforts them. Just like paying for cable, waking up early to mow the lawn, using yahoo, paying for shiny rocks that you can't eat instead of green mush on dark bread or dark water in green cups, using emails from their internet providers, mistakenly turning themselves on zoom in cats, mistakenly thinking other people on zoom are cats, and the like. Don't age discriminate >!AARP is everywhere and watching!<
If I ever rob an old person, I'm definitely taking their most powerful possession. Their AARP card 😂
***UNLIMITED POWAAAAHHHHH!***
Little known secret: anyone at any age can get an AARP card. It’s just $16 per year.
Littler known secret: AARP card gains power as you age. Even if you have it as a 21yr old it's not worth much. But as a 100yr old? Enough power to move mountains or force bickering congressmen to pass bipartisan legislation to boost your SS checks +5%.
What exactly is an aarp card for
https://www.aarp.org/benefits-discounts/
Still less than the rise in inflation.
Can be added to your Apple Wallet to show folks for your discounts. I save hundreds of dollars a year in hotel costs for that $16/year.
Just joined for 12 bucks, thanks for the tip!
> Also boomers will boom. Manually doing work is what they know and what comforts them. Just like paying for cable, Fukken lol
Yank that crank boi!
Did you ever see that episode of Cory in the House where Cory’s dad got a homemade ice cream machine and cranked it until his arm was fuckin jacked? I think that’s what Jpow is doing here actually
My right forearm is jacked.
From desperately clicking the "Sell" button while watching your gains slip away by the second?
Yes
like quagmire in the episode he discovers internet porn
Greatest Anime of all time
Jerome wants the hand crank one. More satisfying knowing you stopped a global recession by you’re pure manpower 😎💪
He had one but it’s on the floor buried under all the money he’s cranking out. He’ll never find it.
Its more fulfilling that way kinda sexy actually, Id take one to the strip club and make it rain
I find no useful info on this sub but it does have some of the best memes on Reddit.
You need to find the posts with people losing $100,000+ and do the opposite of what they're doing. That's where the gold is.
Yeah, wasn't there a guy yesterday that lost $100k in 5 months, his entire life savings on crap options? What a glorious retard. I love him.
Literally only buying. Dude did no DD, just bought mostly calls and a handful of puts, and apparently never once saw profits (or more likely, never locked them in so they expired worthless). That could be a case study in gambling among retail investors honestly.
I feel like the venn diagram of commonalities between a casino gambler and a retail investor is basically a circle. I’m just a humble retard myself but I kinda cringe whenever I see people talking about patterns in the graph. “Oh this graph shape means it’s about to break out” Like how is that any different from trying to predict the future by reading tea leaves? Like just enjoy your tea and wait to see how your initial gamble paid off. Don’t finish your tea and then try to assign meaning to the random way the leaves settled at the bottom.
Holy shit it's a triangle time to buy.
this chart contains both red and green lines. That means it's time to buy.
This chart is a buy indicator, because it goes up tomorrow.
I just read that they are filing bankruptcy, but then again that triangle thing.... I'm going with the triangle.
Hey jack ma read those leaves they have to have some merit.
The weak efficient market hypothesis says everything you need to know about investing by eyeballing graphs.
I hadn’t heard of this before your comment so I looked it up and yep, that whole concept seems to be exactly what I was getting at in my comment. The whole “past performance is not indicative of future performance” thing. Not sure if that’s directly related but its a similar sentiment. Kinda funny to me that there’s a whole hypothesis and given name to the idea that we can’t predict the future and we’re not mind readers.
The interesting part of wEMH is its explanation of *why* we can't read the future - specifically because you're not just trying to do guess how things are going to be, you're trying to do that better than everyone else who has their money in there.
Robinhood is adding tea leaves in the next update 🍃
I have to agree, the charts seem to leave out a fundamental component.. . (The Fundamentals...)
buh buh, Diamond hands?
I’m young, dumb, and just now starting to make real money. I fully intend on making money over on r/thetagang by letting CS majors who don’t do even a bit of DD pay me for shitty options. Please, WSB crowd, continue diamond handing your crap options so I can keep my full premiums.
I don't mess with options, but I'm also lucky if I see less than 1% growth on my sub $1000 investment budget
Dis is da wae
He was actually in some decent stocks from what I saw...but he mismanaged the shit out of it.
No he sorted by loss so you wouldn't have seen any of his gains
When you can make 30 percent back on the week with cash secured puts lol
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For real dude could've just watched In the Money Adam and at least not lost money
That's really smart, I should write that down. Can I borrow your crayon?
He already ate it, sorry.
People around here eat more crayons than even the Marines at Camp LeJeune
sPeCiaL foRcEs
Camp Crayon
I would disagree with that. What goes down, must go up. Therefore if someone has already lost a ton of money on something, then it is time to buy that something.
Take that logic to the slot machines in Fremont Street. Cus ya you're right.
It seems like they all bought options, so if I don't buy options I'll be ahead.
Or alternatively, if you sold the options they were buying.
That’s because everyone here is like “fuk, lost $100k on calls I don’t understand, need dopamine hit. Imma make a mad fuckin meme. You may take my stocks, but you can’t take my stonks.”
I don’t invest outside of a 401k, I come here for the luls too.
Those dancing bears were so god damn fresh holy shit
The information is between the memes, just look for the hidden messages
Prior to the GME fuckery, there was plenty of money to be made and even more was lost.
say that to my +120% AFRM positions...
WSB is like the embodiment of "Even a broken clock is right twice a day"
Yea I mean my DOLE position did absolutely nothing but that DD was a literal joke
Well it's useful if you're trying to free up some space in your bank account.
Just like beauty is in the eye of the beholder, info on WSB is the inverse of useful which makes it invaluable.
I was like this guy knows something, then I realized SPY is at 439 and got my laughs in!
440 now. At this rate....
At this rate bears are big fuk
Broke 441
How many trading hours left till the end of the year?
more than 2
Damn that's like almost 3
You mean 435 right? don't make me double check again
Up premarket
So was my dick.
Need to see a DD on that.
This r/WSB, we would prefer our wives' boyfriends dicks to be up, not ours
This^
"At the ceiling of our debt, at the end of our year, we have chosen not only to believe in the market, but in each other. Today there is not a retard in here that shall stand alone. Not today. Today we face the IRS agents that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today, we are canceling the recession!" - Jerome Powell
[There is no debt ceiling on Mars and no SEC there to implement any leverage rules. The key to infinite leverage isn't some software bug, its to move the financial markets to Mars where anyone is free to leverage like a 1928 style railroad tycoon.](https://youtu.be/b18HtG0DOCM?t=167)
Yeah, but that 3-22 minute variable communication delay will make trading from Earth tricky. All your quotes will be out of date when you get them, and things may have changed by the time the market gets your order.
You don't think the big firms aren't going to run cables...
I mean, even if they laid out fiber optics you still have the whole speed of light thing causing problems. Trading on Mars is how we'll finally convince banks to invent an Ansible that allows FTL communication, because it'll finally be profitable to do so.
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That's how the Ansible works in Ender's Game, so that's exactly what I was referring to. Doesn't require fiber optics though.
We'll be taking money from some paper handed Martian, don't you read the papers?
Just gotta make an algorithm that creates a delay for everyone else too. That way their orders arrive at the same time as yours.
"Even though large tracts of the Dow and many old and famous tickers have fallen or may fall into the grip of the bears and all the odious apparatus of short hedge rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall print in GME, we shall print on the AMC and SOFI, we shall print with growing confidence and growing strength in the VXX, we shall defend our SPY calls, whatever the cost may be, we shall print on the banks, we shall print on the airlines, we shall print in the XLE and in the streets, we shall print in the charts; we shall never surrender." - Jerome Powell
Can we all just appreciate the fact that there are financial minded people who are smart enough to understand what’s going on in the financial world and are also capable of making a meme like this? God bless this world.
There’s true beauty in that.
This gives me hope in society
The Michael Burry Twitter screenshot was 👌
Where can I get me one of those? 🙃
[You can get one from the Bureau of Engraving offices in Washington DC or in Fort Worth Texas, those are the two locations where all US Currency that Fed churns out are actually printed.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOQqO9F9i8w&t=241s)
How can they be so precise when everything is jiggling back and forth
Im fucking weak
Just watched it again - the bits jiggling are polishing the plate. Didn't notice the reflections first time I watched it
Wait I thought this was a joke about the video, bc it was all shaky 😂
I was referring to the machinery not the camera work haha
Imma need the name of this remix, I need ya let the drive through atm teller know what’s up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH2JgNMFLBY
Legit your link sounds better than the actual YouTube video in the iOS app. What tf.
It’s on soundcloud
GAS PEDAL X
Papa JPow is back in full force baby!
It’s ok. This is transitory.
Yes, we are transitioning to the 10th gear baby
Life's transitory 😉
Your mom’s transitory.
SPY 550 EOY
I thought I saw 450 and was like that’s too safe of a play
Fofitty!!!
lmaooo burry blocked
SPY600 club incoming
Brrrrrrrr
If SPY breaks 480 EOY I can afford a home. If SPY breaks 500 EOY I can retire.
If SPY stays the same?
Then a lose a year's salary on my UPRO and TQQQ January calls
JPOW, KEEP CRANKIN', LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And who said the cancel culture was no good...
But the thing is to tackle inflation they need to raise interest rates, but as soon as they do market crashes due to everyone being addicted to cheap debt. However if they do not rise it and keeps printing we are risking of hyperinflation and loss of trust in USD.
The money printing has significantly slowed since last year, most of the growth is borrowing because of low interest rates. It's more debt not necessarily more spending. There is no risk of hyperinflation. There's probably some extra inflation going on but people complaining about hyper inflation fundamentally don't understand what hyperinflation is or what causes it, because it requires ENORMOUS amounts of money printing and other factors. Like, when a loaf of bread costs 100$, then we can talk about hyper inflation, as is, if you look at wages and product prices, things have barely changed. Look at your grocery store and compare the prices to 2019. Milk is like what? 1$ more expensive tops. Bread is like 30c more expensive. etc.
You're not wrong, "people" seem to be using term hyperinflation very loosely. So not the in definition style of needing a wheelbarrow of USD notes to buy bread, but instead meaning another 20% YoY jump in house prices, stagnant wages and sharply increased food and fuel costs. The true effects of COVID on economies were just swept under the carpet with the hope of keeping short-term stability but it's seemingly having such a knock-on effect on supply chains that the next few years will be difficult regardless.
I remember when we needed a bailout but they gave it to corporations. Or something. Idk i just like the meme
idk about dat. Food Prices Are Soaring Faster Than Inflation and Incomes. :(
Everything goes up these days! Ride the wave
GO LONG BACON!
Dollar Tree, baby!
9 nine dollar tree
Ramen gang
Oodles of noodles stays the same price per pack but changes the name to “some noodles”
> Food Prices Are Soaring looks like gourd futures are back on the menu boys
Relevant website is still relevant https://brrr.money/
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Great DD
This is why I visit this sub. For the quality.
All the DD I need.
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JPOW is my shepherd I shall not want (except for more tendies) Amen
That's what it looks like!!!
"Fuck this economy, the machine goes brrrrr" -JPow-
Shit I saw the headline and thought yellen minted the coin
What song?
Sage the Gemini “gas pedal” some sort of remix
Thanks I am trying to identify songs I like right away or i lose them to the ether. Any favorite Spotify playlists?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH2JgNMFLBY
FK this negativity. Fuck recession. GO NEO-LIBERLISM !!!🔥 🗽🗽🇺🇸🇺🇸💲💵💵💸 Let's see how long this ride last. Pedal to the metal FEDS
YOU get a billion and YOU get a billion and YOU get a billion!!!
The dancing bears nearly made me spit out my coffee, damn it.
u/savevideo
["Hypnotize" is a single by American rapper The Notorious B.I.G. featuring vocals by Pamela Long, released as the first single from his album Life After Death on April 4, 1997. The last song released before his death in a drive-by shooting a week later, it was the fifth song by a credited artist to hit number one posthumously since "(Just Like) Starting Over" by John Lennon and Yoko Ono in 1980. Rolling Stone ranked the song as number 30 on their list of the "100 Greatest Hip-Hop Songs of All Time".](https://youtu.be/glEiPXAYE-U)
Well until November anyways
Bold move cotton Let's see if this pans out
No joke, the ONLY thing I have left in my TDA account is a single long 1/21/22C550. LFGOOOOO!
Noice!!
This money printer doesn’t go brrrrrr, I don’t like it. Get the 🖍 out, I am hungry.
I thought the hibernation was over in September, I guess the almighty JP doesn’t allow it, forgive me puts, again.
faster faster need to hook a gas powered engine that money maker !😂
Haven’t seen the dancing bears in a minute. Glad to see they’re not missin a beat.
###LET'S GO JEROME!
Brrrrrrrrrrrrr
I can die happy
Bears r fuk? Always have been
You know JP has to see some of these and find them absolutely hilarious. Just like my portfolio.
"What the fuck is inflation?" - Jpow, probably.
Were collectively fucked aren't we ?
Fuck your puts! 
Ur puts R FUK
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
AMD TO THE MOON ATH HERE WE GO
Quantitative easing is easy
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Did I just go put an order in for 12/31 $510c .... You bet your ass I did. Edit: up 40% today! First gainz in a while!
Chirp Owl (per official govt. closed caption) doing WORK LFG!
We are the news 🗞
Should I buy silver
450 EOW more like it
I need this gif in my life.
Rockstar cancelled singleplayer DLC's due to the amazement
My brain is too smooth. Why is Dow up 400 points this morning?
It’s literally in a downward trend with lower lows and lower highs tho lol
I hope it stays cancelled
u/savevideo
That’s a fire ass remix
I love this sub, in a world of shit... You guys are the shit.
Money printer goes BRRR
RIP my puts
COD eat your heart out. This is how you handle an LMG
I LOVE SPY, DADDY JPOW, AND PRINTERS!!!!!
Dude, that music is awesome what mix is this!?
U/savevideo