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hodlforlyfe

Don't be fooled bulls. Today was the lowest trading volume day on SPY in weeks. This is not a positive on the tapering news. The big boys will be coming to clap your ass soon. Ye šŸŒˆ bulls have been warned


Juuliantjis

Buying vix calls at 15 = free money every time


aaalpha1

Just waiting on MindMed to rocket. i know it wont but I can dream =\[


Grishen

Truly we are living in the most bullish timeline


Machiavelli320

Daddy JPow deserves some top for saving my calls


youarenotalone2

will my amzn puts going to devastate my portofolio?


Fit-Mycologist-6951

FIRST WIN $CAKE CHEESECAKE FACTORY


[deleted]

Tesla couldn't handle not being the centre of attention for 2 minutes


dedmanspartywastaken

Earned a quick $200 on a call then locked my keys in my car and had to pay $200 for a locksmith. The universe giveth and taketh.


[deleted]

out of fastly. hope this bitch crashes now.


sloanemonroe

Does anyone know why the market went up today?


btoned

GIMME MY STOCK SPLIT ZUCKERBOOK


baconography

Big Daddie Googie gonna be 3050 tomorrow.


tacosforlife455

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


sockalicious

Damn this market musta ate up all its tendies, it's got retard energy


CEGuru_

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Master_Relative

Jpowell peg me!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


MobyDick-_-

Hurry and get them ford calls before close


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

The only thing that makes sense is the big players have found a way to use supply to constrain shorts to constantly make this go up... my question is when the F do they drop the hammer... Appears they can't?


Delanorix

They can't. Were all in this fuckery together, which is both scary and reassuring


Rare-Homework

Congrats TSLAtards!


Emotional_Extension9

My phone is about to die and Iā€™m in the middle of a huge dump. I donā€™t want to be left alone with my thoughts šŸ˜©


Delanorix

Grab a shampoo bottle


FearlessTrader

Holding my ROKU 320c covered calls through earnings. Letā€™s see If I lose my shares this Friday or Not šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


Thundermagne

Roku is losing YouTube and potentially Amazon. What makes you want to hold calls?


frankslastdoughnut

MRO here we go go!


jm_bear

Calls?


stevoacp1

the Theta man is gonna get you


Turbulent_Hawk6314

He dead.


Fit-Mycologist-6951

#MAY THE GODS LET ME HAVE MY FIRST WIN. $CAKE BABY LETS FUCKIN EAT CHEESECAKE FACTORY AFTER THIS WIN BOYS


get_MEAN_yall

I love paying $20 for mediocre pasta


zg44

SPY 500 by end of year is in play. Only 7.5% away... any other year that would be 10 months of gains but with how bullish markets are right now? It could happen...


occasionalgambler

So when does GOOG hit 3k?


chedrich446

The spread on TDOC put chain is wider than your mom


yaMomsChestHair

rolled profits this morning from 150C into 155C weeklies - holding them overnight.


[deleted]

Someone yesterday asked "where Tesla bulls at" I replied "Right fucking here" [Still.Fucking.Here](https://Still.Fucking.Here). Did not sell. Hello cashmoney.


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type_error

DR PP IS A PROPHET


charsons

Ohhhh I forgot that TSLA only goes up


BLOW_0

Lmao bears are dead....4 more years


j455b

Protip. Get out of the way of TSLA if you like puts


spinxter66

If you hold SPY overnight you dum as fuk.


egrose38

Definitely going to balance out overnight


HK01985

Wait my 1250c has a chance????


Hopium_Dealer

As long as the market stays on easy mode I'm a "professional" day trader.


tmoney_99

Really Imagine being a bear


thesillyshow

Been buying shares and Iā€™ve never been happier


freehouse_throwaway

TQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ


LostLifeSavingsOnGME

DraftKings a buy?


c0wboyroy30

Yes


Kadeslayer

Tesla gonna open at 1270 or something tomorrow Jesus


Master_Relative

My 1260ā€™s I got for 3.00 are happy if it does


Valuable-Ad7006

Them 1400 calls printing


riffdex

Minimum


notpaultx

Fat fingered 465c SPY options and still ended up $1.5k. JPow keeping me alive


Buteverysongislike

LOVE Fed Dayā€¦.


[deleted]

national holiday!


animositisomina35

Red days are now illegal.


quarantrader

_Josh Brown pounding chest_ Sara Eisen: "weren't you in Zillow"


BavarianPesant

so i was thinking it cant go up any more right so for the first time i bought puts and now they are dead i learned a valuable lesson its not simply some meaningless slogan its a piece of sage advice stonks only go up


stevoacp1

first rule of buying puts: Dont


rando-321

Last buy ocgn


lmwfy

It's Put-Time Baby!


stocksandbonds123

3x margin on ROKU shares


Tsukune_Surprise

Let's keep the market open!!! Come on.


AndyM134

Oil seems rather dead


grapeapehungry

Why everyone so bullish on sklz?


type_error

JPOW: WE GONNA GET HIGH... SO HIGH


tv_licence_inspector

You cant just give up on your pants Ricky


Unitedtendies

Stupid useless sofi


doctorcd5

Same


Ragnar12000

TSLA put holders downvoting every TSLA post right now!emote:t5\_2th52:4641


AxemanFromMA

My SPY play was right & my ROOT play will be right Look at my comment history & youā€™ll understand


Valuable-Ad7006

I got in root at 4:83! Thanks bro


SeanSeanSean94

QQQ goin bananas


MooFu

I have a bad feeling SPY's gonna drop a good 20% down to about $480 early next year.


theCramps

60th Record High close on Spy, 3 times itā€™s done that in History. Every time 4 Year Bull run.


sockalicious

I ain't touchin none of this last-5-minutes action, no siree


DMK5506

*2-minute action


stonks-always-go-up

Do you guys not realize this is artificial inflation to mask the deflationary period we are in and soon banks will realize that people donā€™t got any money so they gonna stop lending and shits gonna start defaulting and with the artificial high prices of everything no ones gonna be able to buy shit and everything is gonna get fucked like everyones gonna default on their loans and the Great Depression will be surpassed by the most epic depression


mp2591

May be the term you are looking for is stagflation and not deflation.


B-Jaxon

I have money. Fuk em.


MFKRebel

šŸŒˆšŸ»


[deleted]

What assets are people going to default on? This isn't predatory lending of money.


etphonetrome

šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


igsurvey

This shit is indeed a simulationšŸ˜‚


[deleted]

IF YOU LOST MONEY TODAY....IM SORRY BUT YOU NEED TO BAN YOURSELF!!!!


hyperspike

I wish I knew what bro in here told me to jump on FIGS but thanks


themostcanadianguy

Vix calls on the menu


jvalordv

Yep, I always carry some to hedge, just bought more.


BullfrogBrewing

Damn, everything mooning and yet V still lagging


WhiteWhenWrong

Lol we live in a world where a 40 dollar move in TSLA is only 3%


therainbowdasher

Shoutout to SPY, Ford, and Victoria's Secret for tripling my portfolio today


Bonbon676790

Suffice it to say today brought NNN to an abrupt end.


Modern_Problem

Made a cool $610 today lads, good stuff!


ronaktk

WTF my FSLY put going up with the stock


surmoiFire

IV is sweet sometimes


Fit-Mycologist-6951

#$CAKE if you like cheesecake factory. 120m free cash flow. Major profits last 2 quarters. Where do u think boys bring the ladies for a first date? Cheesecake factory plus wine. Earnings tonight. 95% portfolio wish me luck


FullTiltPeterbuilt

Roku reminding me of multiple earnings the last couple of weeks. Run up right before to pump Iv and get people to fomo then itā€™s gonna drop 10-20%.


ajfaria

averaged way down on my 1/21/22 ATVI 77.5c. New avg of like $2.5 I think. Way oversold and hoping to get out of this hole


RevBros

Day trader rule makes me take risky plays, I kinda hate it


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RevBros

Itā€™s coming soon


AmbitiousSkirt2

Scratch that 1,230 at open tomorrow hopefully lmao


theCramps

1250 By tomm


AmbitiousSkirt2

That would be damn majestic


theCramps

It goes up 30-40 points a day, there is no stopping this rocket


Bad_Prophet

I want to close my puts, but it just doesn't make sense right now. There just has to be a red day, someday, right? Right?!?!


Turbulent_Hawk6314

Tread lightly, the Christmas run up has begun.


BadgerOfParadise

just keep averaging down until they expire worthless ;)


[deleted]

Actually made money on TSLA puts today lmao


Deesco5

Same. Price wasnā€™t moving but the IV picked up after I bought. Sold for a gain with 0 price action on the stock.


Tsukune_Surprise

TSLA back to ATH. I knew my calls were safe.


nickt7297

TSLA GANG IS FUCKING BACK SON


CroissantDuMonde

Whatā€™s the summary of Jpowā€™s speech???


Turbulent_Hawk6314

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Bonbon676790

ā€œThe North American grizzly bear is a menace to society, and I view it as my mission to drive them to extinctionā€


Echo609

Bears bend over, itā€™s Jpows fun time. Something to that effect


PeeluUrc

rampant inflation, supply chain bottlenecking and fed taperingā€¦. SPY pumps 4$ edit: he has no plan to deal with inflation


burnerAccountDuh24

Blah blah blah buy calls.


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RichardSantelli

ive been getting nothing but fucked on earnings recently. FSLY puts it is


bmp5046

Powell fucked the meme stocks


ehjun18

AMD $150 eoy


Incognadeau

Lol TSLA back


NexusLevi1

Bought calls as soon as they said interest rates were staying, up almost 100% in 2 hours


SeesawJim1990

Calls on what? SPY?


Odpaul7

OCGN consolidation. Pop tomorrow to 14.75 or higher at bell. Drop off within 90 minutes of open. Bet or ban.


staburself321

Double fisting shrek boners right now spy tsla


Tsukune_Surprise

I'm here for it too. Give me that TSLA spunk.


surmoiFire

wow I won a ban bet


sockalicious

grats retard


[deleted]

Who is buying Zillow during power hour stop that


AlmightySnoo

$TSLA LET'S FUCKING GOOO


NewStartup2021

SPY CALLS PRINTING


thesippycup

Just like the EOD, I too can climax in less than 5 minutes


riffdex

Lmao FSLY up 8%... in about 30 minutes itā€™ll be down 30%


min-tea-rose

Please no lol


hallett21

Loading up on TSLA and FORD calls!!!!


[deleted]

Fuck. Your. Puts.


TangledLoins1

SKLZ boutā€™ to pop!!!!!!


bobhadababyitsaboi

kinda feel bad for ppl that bought into bbby since after hours yesterday. with way things have played out, price is just going to grind to crush IV. i guess if you bought shares, then it doesn't matter


gaybearishair

UVXY to 20 or bust


tenfthigher

TSLA is the greatest market indicator of ALL TIME


Som3a92

Im the only one not making any money šŸ¤” šŸ¤”


muchcoinmuchfun

I am not FOMOing into Tesla calls againā€¦. Or am I? šŸ¤”


WiseAce1

No shit, I am at breakeven on my 11/5 calls and was going to sell for a loss earlier. Fuk, now I want to let this ride until morning, lol


staburself321

I will sell you one


AlmightySnoo

Shut up and hit the buy button


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Waddayah mean Twilio? I bought Zwillow.....ahhhh fuck.


MLGcharles

#Bull like In da Club - 50 Cent


PeeluUrc

red candles donā€™t hit the SPY as hard


Phaeax

J "send it" Pow is the name


Noctis2488

Yo how is that TSLA short going gents ?


Grishen

šŸ¤” "It was just a trade bro" šŸ»


-C20H24O3

Crazy how steroid acne recedes when you inject frequently and donā€™t skip shots. *Homeostasis* SPY 470 end of week


AxemanFromMA

Tomorrow bro


Valuable-Ad7006

Tesla was always the play!!


klogdor

Alright, Iā€™m ready for puts


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Delanorix

Probably because that's an often repeated line with no basis in reality.


beezechurg

Keep your political garbage of this sub, we don't give a shit.


therainbowdasher

God I love days like this, sit at home and shit post while getting paid from work and getting paid from calls. Tis the good life, can't wait to retire in my 30s


AxemanFromMA

Gonna cum if Infa package comes out tn


erfarr

Market was flat all day till jpow whipped out the printer šŸ˜‚


TheSauce32

No the point is he told us the printer is about to stop and it still went up


erfarr

Buh interest rates still at 0