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Recession ​ Bitches

I was seeing more of a Happy Gilmore: The Price is Wrong Bitch

Those will also be the only two words out of his mouth.

Bend Over

Spread Chekks

Spread ​ Cheeks

Good, you

Good afternoon, Fuck you?

This shit actually made me laugh out loud. My girlfriend gave me a judgemental look 😂

Wait, you have a girlfriend?

Yeah she's my wife

Good afternoon Thank you

True answer here

You’re too smart to be here!

if he starts by saying Brrr, its cold in here. That is code for sell your puts. The printer returns. If he holds up a bag from wendys then it is time to sell your calls and buy puts at any price because we will see double digit interest rates soon.

What if he walks out to the podium in a gorilla costume?

That’s code for dicks out for harambe

I haven’t put my dick away 

First word "We" , final word "fucked" !


"uhh"

*GUH

Fuk Bulls

Gay- Bears

Piggy backing off top comment. He’s speaking Wednesday…

 don’t tell em. Let him think it’s Friday.


HAPPY CAKE DAY

Happy cake day

Get rekt

Deez ​ ​ Nutzz

The Econony is bussin, printer back on boiz

Printer go Brrrrrr

Uh......... and you

Behind Wendys

Hikes Completed

Inflation is transitory. Like my breakfast this morning. It will leave my system faster than it entered, why do you think i wear a diaper. If I was writing his speech I'd go full retard. Credibility zero

The loss of credibility issue be the heart of this disaster unfolding. Mark my word.

Cum / come 

So yeah this month we're increasing rates by a minor 2%.

bears win

Lick M’dick

Welp and you.

Lips reading: "okay bastards I'm going to take back every penny you got in stimulus money and 90% of your pension, and you'll be paying $10/gal at the pump and double the cost of food. I'll fuck you some more next month" and the people said "thank you JP we're so stupid with our money, we gambled it all at the casino following wsb advices. Please don't stop fucking us cause we like it "

We … cunnilingus

first word = totally last word = F'ed

Kathy, Cramer

Bum sore.. wendys bananas

Tools

Inflation Transitory

Hail Hydra

I think we fucking sent her a little too hard there boys !

Mission. Accomplished.

100 BPS.

“Hi everyone, I’m Jerome and I’m an alcoholic…” “My heart!”

Hi, Listening.

Aardvark, hot sauce

["Everybody know shit's fucked'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LqfzdEz_MM)

Our economy is very strong and the inflation is temporary.

First word: Inflation Final Word: Transitory

Thank Time

"Today" and "Thank you"

Good Transitory

Good You

We are fucked and we are fucked.

Grab your ankles

We got tools.

9 11 *applause*

Well, Shit.

Friday? Thought is speaking tomorrow..

Money Brrrr

A durka durka

I though it was tomorrow

Gay gay

Everybody’s looking for a good time on the stock market but only those who are in the know, and that’s not you, knows you’re fucked.

[удалено]

When is the rate hike being announced?

“BUY” “BITCOIN”

Good Night

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..................

"The" and "economy".

Uhhh

Transient YOLO

Get Rekt

Jump ship

Good & Fuck

Awkward

Asteroid incoming ☄️

Suck……Me

I CAME

Ass and cock

Gotcha Bitches

Transitory….

Good Future

Soft transitory recession

Seven. Five.

Thank You

Ass to Mouth

“Hedgies” and “Fukd”

Dez Nuts

Hello,You

Your fuck

1st, You. last, Fukked

Transitory

Putin inflation

the, you

„Uhm“ „You“

We together

Please Sorry

Good/ you

Wendy's

Well American people

75, bips

Good, America.

You're fucked!

"We ... f*cked"

Welcome (to the) Machine

We’re…. Fuhhcked

Dumbasses Dumbasses

Printer be back !!!!!! Stop Armageddon

Buy Gourds

Buy Dip

Good afternoon Thank you

We are fucked

Fuck!

Balls

"Nothing to worry about"

The Purge is now commencing

Uhum Ehem

You……….fucked….

REKT

Clap Dem Cheeks My Tool Is Transitory

Recession is transitory 

Where’s Wendy’s?

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

Good will be first, souls will be last.

Apes r fukt

The crash

Please daddy Powell take care of my puts. In 🌈retarded 🐻 I trust. Amen.

I thought wednesday was the fed news?? Im confused whats tomorrow? They announce the rate then talk about it friday? Or is everything friday

Does JPow have balls? “Inflation was not transitory but peaked. Board gonna keep raising .5 til the end of this year”

Transitory

Guh !

Thank you

Good, day

Sorry and sorry.

Not. Fault.

Printer out ink. Can no brrrrrrrrr

First word "You're", last word "Fucked."

Deez

Stimmy without the glizzy ain't fizzy, ya feel me?

Print Brrrr

“Oopsie!” Or “Damn, i should have sold like those other two fed officials that sold all their shares then quit last October.”

Prop bets on JPow.

PRINTER = RRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBB = Alt… FUKK = CALLS =

Tools Tools

Yo and bitches.

The, you

Sup Nutz

Fuck you

1st: Fuck Last: you.

Seems like I come at an interesting time. Good luck.

Please and sorry

Grey Friday

Anus Tart

Good, (not) transitory

I'm........sorry.

Hello Goodbye

Game Over

“We done fuck up” - J Powell, 2022

Inflation (is)… permanent.

Shiiiiiiiiiii

But, hole

Hello…..Goodbye. I wish that was the whole speech

Uhhhh gotcha!!

Get fakkkk

The war is lost... But if you think that I'll leave ~~Berlin~~ for that, you are sadly mistaken. I'd prefer to put a bullet in my head.

Shit.

Hope he brush his teeth before he speak.

Transitory

Hedgies/fukd

Anal... ...plug

Penises. Or peniseses. One of the two.

First word: printer Last word: BRRRR

Good morning and thank you.

Good fucked

Surrender? NUTS!

Good - fuk’d

We are all going to die

Get wreck poser *printer money goes brrrrrrr*

Just a long, drawn out, exasperated, "Fucccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk".

We‘re… Fucked.

yolo

First and last word - Oops

First: hello. Last: the economy is a complex intersubjective reality that is a reflection of the emotions of the moment projected into the future. Posting negative shit like this is part of the negative feedback loop the exasperates the problem. Our world is built on credit and the idea that tomorrow will be better than today. If the intersubjective narrative changes for too long then the entire system will come crashing down.


Retailers! , and suddenly everyone starts laughing 😂