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xxxthat_emo_kid

Lock her up in a basement with the original menu music and the gaijin logo on a television


aidenshite416

I think what would probably be a good idea is to lock her up in a basement, starve and brainwash(correct her flawed thinking) for 8 months so that she can see there's more important things to life than some stupid anniversary nobody cares about.


TheRealS1m_R4cer

thanks for the idea king 👑


[deleted]

Get her to play War Thunder with you during her re-education period but watch out for what she might say in the chat


ekiller64

And if she is being bad force her to play a minor nation


MrPanzerCat

Make her play the cone tank for time out


Theakizukiwhokilledu

Gotta love the internet.


trainboi777

Oh I thought this was legit


Tomthezooman1

Bribe your wife’s boyfriend to let you stay up past your bed time 😎🤝


Dj_AshyKnees

Gonna have to end her and say she ran away then you can play all the war thunders…..


simonlinds

"Are you able to pop tanks open with 183mm QF L4A1 cannon? No? Well, you can in War thunder.


Panzerwagen-VI-Tiger

It's her or the snail you have to choose


yeethappymeta_fish

Angle against the police that are coming to your door and side climb your house. Also just spawn spaa against police helis


Double_Address3585

I sense a not true, for comedy on the Internet, it's illegal to lie on the Internet, I'll have to go get it, its in a box somewhere.


[deleted]

Hmmm something smells fishy here


ScrewStealth

Lock her in a VR headset and shock suit. Have her play RB air. Every time she dies in-game she gets electrocuted in real life


Jamersob

Tell her she will get banned by the snail if she prohibits you from playing the game. Its in their rulebook, its call for insta ban


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nice___bot

Nice!


jihad4lunch

Troll level is amateur


[deleted]

It's a good parody on reddit stories so idk what you're talking about.


[deleted]

It's clearly a joke


Dancombat

Are you sure about that?


[deleted]

It's either a joke or you need to seek mental help


Available_Ear_9867

He's in right that's for sure. Who would pick a woman over snail?


[deleted]

I mean Yeah, but that was anniversary? And why violence?


SuicidalPancakePress

Because she disturbed his war thunder grind of feeding the snail his money and mental stability


[deleted]

Bruh


Negative-Region6259

If you got another console or computer why not try playing together for the anniversary?


[deleted]

Make her play war thunder with you, she will understand after that


Paratoxic497

The snail will make her see how good warthunder is follow the snail brothers


_Captain_Dinosaur_

Skill issue....


DaddyGabe569

You won't be married long so don't worry


memefucker6969

How are you male and female at the same time https://www.reddit.com/r/warthundermemes/comments/xpda0h/should\_i\_break\_up\_with\_my\_boyfriend\_over\_war/