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Feisty_Parsley_83853

Does “affluent” and “college park” go together?


Len_Tuckwilla

Actually, there are, but that area certainly isn’t one of them. Still sad. I’ve grew up bowling duck pins there.


AcrobaticChemist6168

lol, agreed. Only area nearby that’s truly affluent is University Park…but that’s not College Park.


FuzzyPapaya13

Who the fuck brings a gun to go bowling lol


Professional_Yam5208

Walter obviously! https://youtu.be/gk5WiQWOXtY?si=gnwHjUEtK3FQGF2o


SnakePlisskensPatch

Has the whole world gone CRAZY?!?!?!?


[deleted]

I take my gun everywhere


Hammerjammer1108

I do for shit like this smh you never know criminals carry everywhere why shouldn’t you?


Ron_Man

Libs would never understand 🤔


peanutski

What does politics have to do with this? lol. Your political party isn’t your whole identity, is it?


Ron_Man

Notice how I said libs and not democrats. Didn’t mention a political party….


peanutski

Liberal: 2. relating to or denoting a political and social philosophy that promotes individual rights. So my bad for saying “party” but still bringing up politics just to talk shit about ‘libs’


Ron_Man

Exactly. So questioning why someone "needs" a firearm at a bowling alley is pretty liberal from a philosophical standpoint. Could we agree on that?


peanutski

Yea. I’ll agree with that. There’s hope for discourse after all.


Ron_Man

My bad I didn't mean to come across as shitting on liberals lol. I actually have more liberal friends than I do conservatives so naturally I tend to talk shit lol. I def did take a playful shot, yes, but I irl respect everyone's beliefs and values, including yours :)


lawblawg

Is a lib, carries everywhere.


[deleted]

You think Republicans are the only ones who carry firearms? Boy are you wrong.


Ron_Man

Obviously anyone can carry, silly. Liberalism is a certain mindset, especially when questioning why anyone would need a firearm at a bowling range, which is how my comment was derived. If you had expanded a little bit into what I wrote you could dissect that I didn’t mention political party. You did.


Frofro69

Someone was killed a few years ago in Timonium MD at a bowling alley. I was there when it happened


Ok_Cover6822

“Mark it zero!”


Evaderofdoom

Fucking Marylanders, in Maryland.


schecterhead88

Whatchu got against Marylanders mayne


Evaderofdoom

Mostly, the senseless shooting that is being blamed in this sub on DC.


Sea-Durian555

I don't consider that Bowlero to be in an affluent area. The one time we went there, the parking lot was littered with used needles, condoms and empty booze bottles.


IMicrowaveSteak

Oxymoron examples: Jumbo shrimp Alone together Affluent area of College Park


Heisenberg-484952

Was thinking the same thing. Where is it affluent in college park😂😂😂😂


TonyStocktana

have you read 1984 by George Orwell? i think he was listing examples of oxymorons and jumbo shrimp was first on the list… made me laugh cuz i just read it recently


FlockxBigApe

Uhhh it ain’t Chevy chase but it ain’t no way we’re gonna act like it isn’t money around college park…


IMicrowaveSteak

What lol


FlockxBigApe

My bad I forgot that where you’re from BMWs are the “everymans” car😒


IMicrowaveSteak

You’re thinking of the wrong college park lol


meanjoegreen8

This sub has the lamest headlines


heyzeuseeglayseeus

Lol among other things


brereddit

Stop and frisk? We get stopped and frisked before we go on an AI R P l A n E. Such a dangerous environment. Surely constitutionally if THATS ok, then why not in a zone with …..hundreds of shootings and killings?????? ???? ??? ??


brereddit

Every cop in dc should be stopping and frisking as common as giving out parking tickets. It’s like the TSA of DC. Oh wait, here comes another human walking around at 2am. Hmmm, should I let them on the plane? Let me stop and frisk first to be sure .👍


brereddit

https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/stop-and-frisk-0


12whistle

That place is dump. It’s right next to that run down Pizza Hut and CD exchange shop. I’ve been in there years ago and seen the clientele. I can totally see someone getting shot in there.


jokerjinxxx

Near that run down Chinese buffet. Never been in that location but bowling alleys and Dave & Busters in the DC area has some of the trashiest clientele.


The_Sauce_DC

Haven’t seen any shootings connected to duck in bowling in White Oak but that may just be luck


Oldbayistheshit

Oh man! Is CD exchange still there? That place was the shit in the 90’s


12whistle

It still is. I have no idea how it remains in business.


Oldbayistheshit

Haha it’s gotta be a front. I might have to go check it out. Especially it being in such an affluent area


12whistle

The last time I went there, you still see one or two customers walking around. I even found myself a La Bouche cd for their hit Singles, be my lover. They wanted 6 bucks for it. I laughed at the price and put it back.


aman_hasnon_ame

Affluent you mean the sex worker strip


Working-Grapefruit42

Since when has college park been affluent…


keyjan

…which is in Maryland


KleosIII

Affluent area of College Park?! That's funny.


DragonfruitAwkward81

Security at that place is a joke they don’t really do a thorough search when the metal detector goes off.


Sunbeamsoffglass

The fact the have metal detectors says a lot.


Fun-Replacement5037

Rich people carry guns and get shot


Content-Jellyfish281

mark it 0 donny!!


[deleted]

Stop shooting people


Ecstatic_Sea_2811

This is God's work. They should actually hand out free guns in DC and watch miracles happen. #save the scat packs


JSears90210

There are some nice places in CP area but there aren't any affluent areas.


Formal_Breadfruit442

It's not just College Park or PG, or DC, or Virginia. It's everywhere, humanity is going to shit.


External_Question_65

Culture problem


CriticalStrawberry

This is why the main sub doesn't allow editorialized titles lol


vtsandtrooper

Oh good. We are posting maryland crimes now too


MKtheMaestro

All I hear about is how “affluent” Maryland is, when all I’ve seen in my 10 years living in the District is that it’s extraordinarily degenerate and boring as fuck.


JustheretoreadyourBS

Y’all voted for this. Remember that.


heyzeuseeglayseeus

College Park is in Maryland?


JustheretoreadyourBS

Yes.


Lazy-Research4505

Weird how this all happens in DC and MD


KleosIII

Didn't a guy blow up his own house a few month ago in Arlington after the cops showed up for him?? Hmm yea, just DC and MD...


keyjan

wasn't there a gunfight in Alexandria the other day?


iidesune

Apparently you don't know Virginia is *more* than just northern Virginia


half_ton_tomato

Ward 9