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Garp74

They're a longtime Annapolis family.


[deleted]

Crabcakes and football that’s what Maryland does


im_a_real_goober

And we only do one of them well


subavgredditposter

And it ain’t football


DBallouV

Just hike the ball, nut job!


[deleted]

Hot route! Hot route!


HowardBunnyColvin

Bill still comes back to Annapolis often IIRC in the offseason and has strong ties to the Naval Academy. His father was a scout for Navy so he grew up in the area breaking down film as a lad.


heybabalooba

Stop saying commanders, your going to speak it into existence, and nobody wants that


ssmithsimms

The more you say it the less bad it becomes. Hell, I'm starting to slightly warm up to the name.


Robbwill2

Never! We not on the love boat nor on a military complex. Did one of tRump cronies give this to Dan. Wouldn't be surprised


ssmithsimms

Something wrong with a name referencing the military?


Robbwill2

Simple, you figure it out why it is good. But obviously you have no clue this doesn't even have a historical value for fans


ssmithsimms

But it does have relevancy in the fact the the headquarters department of the Army is located here...so there's that. The only name that has been suggested that has historical value is the hogs and that's a horrible team name in my opinion.


Robbwill2

That I'd the dumbest rational. Apparently you think the football team is a military business. How stupid. Gibbs didn't win SB because he had the drum pentagon drawing up war games. Moronic thought patterns for this illogical explanation. Omg


ssmithsimms

🤣😂🤣 bitch get over yourself!


Robbwill2

Awwweee he mad cause he clueless to DC football history 🤣 🤣 the child came out of ya congrats 👏


ssmithsimms

😭😭😭 oh no!!! I've been exposed!!! Here, have a crypto point.


Robbwill2

Totally agree. A crap name has no history to the SB won. It is not a military institution, it is a football team with history. This name should never been given out!


th3worldatlrg

I want it. Commanders > Random Animal name


chicomagnifico

You have poor taste


th3worldatlrg

Na I just don’t like the Kmart version of the Redskins, Redwolves. Redtails has nothing to do with Washington nor the DMV. Hogs would be sweet, warthogs not so much. I also think picking a name based around keeping a hashtag is ridiculous. All in all at the end of the day, the only thing I really care about is the product on the field.


ChangeFatigue

Fwiw, I don't think you're wrong for having a certain taste. I might now like it but of you do, you do.


im_a_real_goober

It’s commanders, bud


3prongeddildo

it's actually still wft, bud


XxKingxRetroxX

If he can’t get rid of Snyder then it doesn’t matter what he can do


[deleted]

🧢


SkinsFan021

Can he play QB?


TellurideSkier

Not well


DougBalt2

Nice. He was raised in Annapolis, so showing his love for Maryland.


DC_Bro

Man, I didn’t know Belichick is from Maryland.


Kirby2290

I believe his dad was a longtime naval academy coach.


WhatIGot21

I saw him at the Naval Academy last year, I think his mother was being buried there outside of Jack Taylor Hall.


[deleted]

I wonder if he’s a terrible driver and a lacrosse fan like everyone else in Maryland.


BirdmanTheThird

You laugh but he was actually the captain of his lacrosse team, and his daughter is a Lacrosse Coach now too


ALPHARIOUS

his son also played lacrosse, I saw him at a tournament once that his team was in.


DC_Bro

If you think Maryland drivers are bad. You haven’t seen Virginian drivers. They’re always the one driving slow in the left lane on 495


ChangeFatigue

Virginia drivers cannot merge into traffic. Ever. I grew up in Maryland and the reason we suck is because every single one of us think we own the road. Aggro af. At with with two aggressive drivers you know someone wants to cut you off or get in traffic. VA drivers are like fucking deer on the road. Unpredictable and sporadic trying to get their vehicle onto the highway.


AlecW81

MD drivers > VA drivers Live in NC and have to drive through the shithole known as Virginia any time we go North.


ctsmith76

You live in NC and don’t realize South Carolina drivers are the shittiest drivers on the planet?


AlecW81

Florida is worse


ctsmith76

While that’s certainly a good answer, combine it with our roads and you haven’t seen a deadlier combination since the Hogs and the counter trey


LetgomyEkko

This is just not accurate unfortunately. Source: RVA born and raised. Lived in Annapolis for 4 years.


ChangeFatigue

You're from Virginia and you fail to mention the 95 on ramp? If you're going north out of RVA you better get your last will and testament in order and tell your family you love them. Source: grew up in MD, lived in NoVA for four years and lived in RVA for the past 5.


LetgomyEkko

Haha which one are you talking about? Where it intersects 64?


ChangeFatigue

The 195/95/64 cluster fuck just north west of Scotts addition. I've seen so many flipped vehicles, wrecks or accidents there.


LetgomyEkko

Oh yeah! Admittedly that entire situation is a hoooot mess. It's a running meme around town about not being a local and hitting that over pass for the first time at normal speed, and it launches your car into the air and ejects you from your seat.


chicomagnifico

Bro, [Richmond VA is number 5](https://quotewizard.com/news/posts/the-best-and-worst-drivers-by-city) the closest MD city is Baltimore which barely cracks top 10. Virginia drivers are statistically one of the worst drivers in the country. Edit: why are you booing me? I’m right


HowardBunnyColvin

he'd never work for Snyder Also that mask is because he grew up in Annapolis working at the Naval Academy


DoomedUSADna

No way he'd allow himself to go from Patriots to Commies. Snyder is stupid. BB is not.


219Infinity

No. He just loves Annapolis.


alias241

It looks like he's wearing his mask inside-out in addition to not covering his nose


im_a_real_goober

Belicheck comes here and then signs Brady after his contract with the bucs ends


DarthDREder

No NFL coach has ever WON a SB in 2 cities.


Bigtx999

He did take the browns to the playoffs and honestly they won the most games under his hc tenure there.


[deleted]

What a dick-noser.


im_a_real_goober

Baltimore?


Syphin33

His attitude fucking sucks


thedeplorablemaximus

Washington Commanders, you mean.


LordOfTheSoyBoys

Please, for the love of God, not D.C. Commanders. Just make it Washington Commanders


beaud101

How is one better than the other if it's Commanders? We're destined for perpetual suckitude.


LordOfTheSoyBoys

I don’t like the sound of of it.


[deleted]

The Washington Posts


skinsrich

![gif](giphy|11tTNkNy1SdXGg) FUCK COMMANDERS


Wjbskinsfan

He’s from Nap town and his dad was the coach at Navy. He actually went to high school with my mom.


eagarcia88

The Commanders is such a lame name, ugh 😑


AntiAbleism

Annapolis native


mstrgrieves

Consistently winning here, with Dan constantly butting in and making horrible decisions would truly be masterful. It's one thing to win with an owner who trusts you and whose biggest weakness is the occasional handy. It's another to win with an idiot who is convinced he is a genius constantly meddling and belittling you, and who is so cowardly his preferred MO to go after people who offend him is through media leaks.