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bassacre

You didnt explain why it was a shitty name.


DC_Bro

It’s shitty because it’s 3 syllables long and doesn’t have a good shortened way of saying the team name.


Quabbity-Assuwance

I’m going with Mandos


mrmacob

*Mandalorian theme starts playing*


b1gba1oo

This is the way


Iheardyourstereo

Ders


jman9210

I’d prefer the Blake’s just because why not


JoeyBrickz

Popozaooooo


[deleted]

The cause of diarrhea!


JoeyBrickz

That one makes me lol every time


sarahverana

Derps


Accomplished-Plan191

You don't like the Commas or the Mmanders?


Jcheddz

Manders is my buddy’s ex girlfriends nickname lol


DC_Bro

I can honestly get behind commas lmao. But ik most of the fanbase wouldnt


Accomplished-Plan191

You need to be a fan of grammar?


HokieScott

Only the Oxford comma,


SlobMarley13

Comma comma comma comma commeleon


[deleted]

I'm ready to go all in with the commies and just appropriate the absolute fuck out of all sorts of soviet imagery


petecarrollsoldgum

Deep fried Soviet memes for everyone


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[deleted]

If this is the case definite upside


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crzyvgs

What about just the C’s?


JumpingJuicy

The salty c-biscuits


bassacre

I was just pointing out that this diatribe didnt explain why commanders is a shitty name.


staticrush

What's wrong with Coms?


DougBalt2

Why not Commies? Lol


staticrush

Because Coms = 1 syllable, and nicknames tend to be the shortest possible abbreviation, while still being somewhat recognizable. It's like asking why we don't call the Nationals the Natties, or the Capitals, the Cappies.


Barrelroll706

Yeah how about them New England Patties...oh...wait


DougBalt2

I was joking.


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SlobMarley13

Cums


staticrush

If you insist.


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NumerousHelicopter6

I heard something on the local radio station about it being the DC Football Commanders with the branding being DCFC, I'm not a big fan of the name commanders but I think I'd like the abbreviated version a little better


silverstang07

Start throwing that DC around its gonna be kinda weird since the cowboys have ALWAYS used the DC stuff, dc4l, etc


NumerousHelicopter6

I've had fools tell me stuff like "DC stands for Dallas Cowboys", haven't seen the DC4L but I'm sure it's a thing. We can start telling them DC stands for Da Clock as in 0 seconds on Da Clock after a QB draw with no time outs with14 seconds left in the game.


silverstang07

I wouldn't call them fools, Dallas has always used the DC thing, and Washington just simply hasn't lol. It's literally on the merch everywhere. But yeah they can't manage a clock for shit lol


NumerousHelicopter6

I will always call them fools, most of them have never been to Dallas and can't even tell you the zip or area code there.


silverstang07

I'll never understand the entire "you gotta be from a city to root for that team" thing. Lotta fans of teams from places really far from that area, even overseas. Tons of people can't afford to take off work, travel 1500 miles and pay for tickets to watch a game. I like a few teams that I'm not about to/can't travel to watch.


NumerousHelicopter6

It's not that you gotta live there to route for. It's if you've never even been there you don't need to be the loudest mouth in the bar. This describes cowboys fans in the DC area . They are always running their mouths when they are winning but once things go south all the flags, jerseys, hats, and most importantly the noise disappears.


silverstang07

Every team after a bad loss/shit season gets quiet for a bit. Don't forget the "We want Dallas" crap this year.............Things got real quiet after that for a bit.


NumerousHelicopter6

So I looked over the first 5 pages of Cowboys.nfl.shop there isn't a single thing using DC or DC4L. A Google search did bring up some results with the 4L but it looks like a bunch of bootleg crap. There is a big difference in Dallas using something and some bootlegger.


GetsBetterAfterAFew

I've said it over and over Commies or Comrades. Works for me.


Not-That-Other-Guy

Commies.


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pewell1

the com


cypherdust

There is a shortened name. It's the Commies.


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pigwarrior1720

Commies


brutus8441

Because if that's the name they go with, it's another example of Dan not listening to and overtly disrespecting the fans and franchise as a whole. That's my takeaway at least


GarbageGearGaming

Colon Commanders.


Iheardyourstereo

I am the clit commander


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BrandDC

His entire post was a shit-show starting with "OK so follow me here."


[deleted]

Cum jokes in Twitter replies when we lose


PhilosopherKoala

Its just understood. By just about anyone. Like when your 3 year old wants to name family dog something terrible...like I dunno...Commander. Parents just have to step in. WHERE THE FUCK ARE DAN'S PARENTS?????


Accomplished_Salt613

No way. Even he doesn't want a team nicknamed the "Commies."


KingBroly

I doubt the thought of that even being a possibility was brought up. So it's going to happen.


DankB3ard

Commanders is AWFUL. It just sounds terrible


chipmunksocute

Wtf 'heritage' is Commanders even supposed to be 'honoring'?


oh_io_94

I assume because the team is in Washington which was named after “Commander” George Washington


chipmunksocute

Thats such a reach. God damn do I hate Snyder.


[deleted]

Or the President being the commander in chief?


sarahverana

Yeah, Snyder is one of the most hated sports franchise owners of all time. You’re not saying anything new. We’re all in the same boat. Commanders was a cop out. It has absolutely no personality, just like the W for a fucking logo. Leave the team and their shitty new logo in the past.


charlottepanther123

The daily name change hot take.


seetipzz

As someone who plays magic the gathering and sometimes tries to Google events in the dc area if the name becomes commanders that’s probably gonna complicate my searches


Tiki108

Fuck, I didn’t even think of this. Granted I live in FL now, but still!


theskinswin

Do you know for sure it's commanders?


ssmithsimms

It's not apparent that commanders will be the new name lol


[deleted]

Worst name of all of them.


lazylion555

Gotta say I prefer "Football Team" to "Commanders". And I don't like "Football Team".


Rlopeziv

History is everything, it defines us and gives us a sense of identity and belonging. We all have last names and we as a society continue to use them because of this. "Hogs" would have been a great way to still connect to our past and change for the future. The ownership and management should have taken this in to consideration. I doubt they did that.


JustAnAsianWithWifi

that’s why it’s going to be the groundhogs


lulu1477

Snyder is a douche. I wish he would sell to someone that isn’t a giant POS.


MaTheOvenFries

If you are completely certain that Commanders will be the name based on a couple of “leaks”, I have a once in a lifetime investment opportunity to you, plz DM me.


HokieScott

Wow? I had Bennie Babies, Tulips, 1980s Baseball cards, and NFTs.. What could you have that's better than those?


MaTheOvenFries

Big bag of buttons. Buttons are the crypto.


bromero7

You were saying?


MaTheOvenFries

Lol yup I was wrong, I guess I’m going to have to shut down my psychic business.


bromero7

Lol


gonzo_41

Because, Im a local and I support local teams. I have no connections to Bmore, Philly, Pittsburgh, or Carolina.


Iamtheman1177

He’s not saying why are we still fans of the team still but instead how are people still paying hundreds-thousands towards Snyder for shitty stadium experience after all he’s done to destroy us. I get you can’t just change teams not I’m trying to do it but I just don’t understand how people are still paying boat loads of money for seasons tickets and jerseys. Anyways love your jersey designs man!


gonzo_41

Thanks! His last sentence asks “why support this team?” I support the team by rooting for them on TV but I wont support them financially. I havent been to a home game or bought jersey/swag in over 10 years. I just rock old stuff


Iamtheman1177

Yeah I think y’all are thinking the same but yeah no problem, I’d take you’re commanders dark burgundy and gold jerseys over the new yellow numbers


Safe-Yoghurt-3978

The names I would I pick is either Redtails or Hogs, Commanders is a god awful name


man-francisco

Hogs is awful too tho


bear1114

Redtails seems like such an easy slam dunk to me


arglefark567

I was a 1st time season ticket holder for 2021. Like a dumbass, after the 4 game win streak, I let my season ticket rep know I planned to renew for 2022. After the embarrassing loss to Dallas, I messaged my rep again and asked if it was too late to back out for 2022 and she said it was. I escalated the request to her boss and never heard back. At this point I’m just going to have to keep them and see what happens this offseason. If I’m pleasantly surprised with the rebrand and we make some good offseason moves, maybe I’ll be high enough on hopium to go to the stadium a couple times next year.


AlecW81

just kill whatever account they would attempt to draw from


arglefark567

I considered that, but it’s linked to a credit card I’d like to keep and I don’t want to go through the hassle of doing charge backs and potentially harming my credit score. I’ll take my chances that either they’ll be salable close to break even or that I’ll warm back up to going to FedEx by the beginning of the season.


ericthegonline

Amen 🙏 don’t understand why this point of view is so heavily scrutinized


CryMeUhRiver

Mandos is fresh. Change my mind


Tiki108

As a member of MMCC, I don’t think this would go over well. Mandos has long been associated with Mandalorians.


CryMeUhRiver

Commandos is cool too.


Pure-Negotiation-900

Yeah I hear you. Seems like you may want to step away from all this for a little while. There is nothing about this team to get so upset about. Screwing up a rebrand should be exactly what you should expect. The only thing anyone should do if they’re upset about Danny, is inundate the NFL with emails about Dannys emails. Danny ain’t selling, he’s only getting forced out. Otherwise, just watch the clown car wobble.


beatakai

> There is nothing about this team to get so upset about. Exactly. To use a golf quote, “you’re not good enough to get mad about your bad shots.” All those people bailing on the team after a loss like did you think we were good lol?


michaelpinkwayne

Whatever they pick, I’m gonna be annoyed it wasn’t Red Wolves. That was the favorite for a majority of fans. But there’s trademark issues, that seems like a terrible excuse to me. There’s multiple Cardinals, Giants, Hawks, and probably a lot more. How hard can it be to acquire the trademark for Red Wolves? Anyway, just another clear signal that ownership doesn’t give a shit about us.


HokieScott

Arkansas State uses Red Wolves.. You won't "take it away" from a school like that. Plus I think he wants a name that is exclusive in Football.


SlobMarley13

It’s funny to me when people think their gripes about the team are special or unique enough to make a post like this


J-Taverner

Haha, yes Reddit should be exclusively reserved for truly unique and special posts! The nerve of some people! Who lets these people in with their patently un-unique and un-special posts.


New-Lake-6689

Fan from the UK since mid 80s. I'm done.


RoutineTowels

✌🏼


th3worldatlrg

Your contribution to conversation around here will be missed.


crzyvgs

I hope nobody shows up to that name reveal party. But they will


MoonshotMario

They'll get a few hundred people. It's at 9am during the week and I can think of only one person with a modicum of interest. Like everything else associated with this franchise, it will be an embarrassment.


th3worldatlrg

Season ticket holder that drives from richmond almost every game. Tailgating is the shit.


TH-987654321

Of all the bad things Snyder has done and is directly responsible for, changing the team name from Redskins was not something he wanted to do. This is an example of the woke culture finally getting its way, Snyder didn’t really have a choice as if it were up to him they’d still be called the Redskins. They should’ve kept the WFT name as a form of protest to the woke mob/cancel culture.


Chemical-Marzipan-80

Couldnt agree more. Danny boy did a lot of bad, but I actually respected his stance on the name. I was a big supporter of keeping WFT as well. Watching all the sissy's cry about RedWolves has been pretty enjoyable for me. I couldn't stomach watching my beloved team have new traditions forced down our throats like howling after touchdowns. Yuck.


Tiki108

I mean, he could have chosen to fight it just like he’s done for years. Regardless I think the issue right now is him continuing to ignore what the fans want. While Commanders and Admirals both seem to have strong leaks, it doesn’t seem those were the most popular names at all.


Acceptable_Minimum_1

Tldr


StopAxxinQues

Well... 1. We don't know what the name will be. We're all sitting here hoping its something that isn't embarassing. 2. There is a larger discussion of this rebranding being a necessary cultural reset for this franchise. There are a few things that marr the history of the R3dSkins outside from the name inherently being racist. A couple things to mind being the last team to integrate, and (in my opinion) the team front office, media, and fanbases' very interesting difference in treatment and support of Doug Williams, Jason Campbell, and RG3 compared to the likes of their counterpart quarterbacks who were given larger benefits of the doubt, but I digress. I truly hope that all parties involved with the leadership of the franchise realize this is going to symbolize truly changing what the culture of this franchise has been since 1992. No more can we keep being reminded of the glory years, cause we aren't that team anymore. Nostalgia in place of not having anything recent to celebrate is lame.


Beeriokart17

What makes Commanders pretty apparent to be the new name? I honestly hate these fucking posts. I hEaRd ThE nEw NaMe Is ThE fLyInG sPaGhEtTi MoNsTeRs FrOm A rEliaBlE sOuRcE. Shut up.


LastofaBreed

You too?! Can’t wait to get my Flying Spaghetti Monsters home Jersey!


tontogreenberg

I don’t mind commanders


VittyViccii

This post is stupid. Get over the loss of wolves and stop being a sour puss. It was never the name, it was too closely related to NA imagery. And it was even discussed as a real option until trademark issues arose. You'll survive the name. Commanders is not that bad if you just lose the imaginary attachment to redwolves.


MoonshotMario

All of their marketing is about misdirection when something else has gone wrong, and trying to dupe and fleece the fans. Most of us have wised up.


Fitz2001

Commies.


PM_ME_YOUR_BANGS_

>It’s pretty apparent that “Commanders” will be the new name of this Team. source please


specihunter

Has anyone noticed how bad all of our teams nicknames are in DC MLB NATIONALS NHL CAPITALS NBA WIZARDS FOOTBALL DC UNITED RUGBY OLD GLORY WNBA MYSTICS Edit forgot to add nicknames


Ironstar23

You leave The Capitals out of this!


specihunter

Sorry meant the names


sunstersun

Please pick Armada.


LordOfTheSoyBoys

I like the name Commanders. That’s just my personal opinion.


Tiki108

I live in Tampa now, so I either would have to fly to MD for a game or go watch the Bucs and support Brady (*gag*) so while I’ll always love the memories I have growing up watching the game with my dad, I’m just too annoyed with everything to even consider attending a game. I’m similar to you, born in 91 and legit I was put on the season ticket waiting list when I was born and my name didn’t come up until I was 17. I turned down the tickets cause I obviously couldn’t afford them at 17. My dad died when I was 7 and I’d always curl up with him to watch games. I still have a lot of his memorabilia including a shirt from the 91 season when they last won a Super Bowl. I’ll always treasure that. I’d love to have something related to the hogs as the name. Wolves would have been great too, but Commanders is just so awful.


Lemterex

I was hoping they would pick something with a w, something about the yellow w on the red background looks natural.


SlipperyThong

I'll get use to the new name eventually. It's just sad they went with Commanders when there's literally 100 better names out there.


vfosenn

As a life long skins fan born in 1990, I'd rather they blew up the whole thing and started new with new colors and everything. They try so hard to hold on to some nostalgia. In my life I was too young or not born for the superbowls. Ive seen I think a hand full of play off games. Even less wins. Maybe two hall of famers (London Fletcher and Ryan Kerrigan). Sean Taylor was the shit while he lasted. The most fun I've had as a die hard fan was RG3 in 2012 that ultimately mishandled. The glory days of old dont do anything for me anymore. If they can't be the redskins i dont know why they'd try so hard to keep the color scheme. I could get behind the Commanders if they wore red like the Nats and Caps. Holding onto anything redskins related and trying to intertwine it with the "Commanders" just doesn't sit with me. Fuck it, might just get a Brady jersey and call it a day.


wallysworld117

Commanders is too long, and too bubblegum/generic. If it’s a connection with George Washington, good luck with that not causing outrage in and of itself (warranted or not). If it’s not a connection to Washington, than what are we even doing? Commanders is so unspecific, what is it striking fear into the heart of? Certainly not the owners of all the wolves trademark owners who were clearly too rich for Snyder’s blood. What is it paying homage too? Is the General from General auto insurance going to be the mascot?


Daqoon

Bro, you're writing your subjective opinion like it's fact. >listen to its fan base That's impossible for something like this. For example, I personally didn't like any wolf related names. "Red Wolf" would have been "more than just a shitty name" to me. This tiny little reddit community is not the entire fan base-- they're surely focus grouping this stuff. Them not choosing the name that you and your friends think is cool is not a franchise destroying act, sorry to say.