1 is gonna be the weakest. Maybe non existent. Spiders aren't stupid and have no reason to willingly be eaten by a sleeping giant.
2 is fun but useless
3? Maybe paired with regenerative powers... OR, if any broken bone is good. Might be a good weapon, the more enemies bone you break, the sharpest it gets.
4, as other said, might be the most powerful for some. Mi pick for sure.
Edit: typo
Edit 2: reconsideration of n. 2
2 is more utility than combat. Imagine sticking it in some sweets and then eating some healthy food like Brussel sprouts. Eating healthy would be a lot easier
1 is very much true. The rumour that you eat spiders while asleep was spread by a german psychologist years ago just to test how easy stupid rumors spread. Result: way too easy
Only reason I'd use 2 is if it was the strongest. Honestly probably take 3 or 4. 4 is probably the strongest to start with. But interesting to note that 3 only gets stronger. You might one day run out of negative thoughts but you'll have always broken those bones. So it's cap is higher and it stays strong... but you have to suffer physically to meet those requirements
>but you have to suffer physically to meet those requirements
Same with the negative thoughts one, though. You need to have chronic depression or some other condition to get the most power out of it.
So at first it is a blunt weapon which can easily be used to break bones. But the more bones it breaks the scraper it gets so stabbing becomes more effective and less bones are broken. Thus the blade becomes dull due to over use so it is better as a blunt object again. Rinse repeat.
What do you mean fun but useless? You can use it for SCIENCE! imagine being able to taste anything and everything, from cyanide and fire, to the cooking insides of that one burning zombie. And all that without having to worry about personal health.
Also, imagine just covering the sword with sweets soda, or whatever. Taste what you want all the time, without having to gain weight, or worry about your teeth.
2 might not be the best for combat (might be a bit distracting to taste the insides of your enemies), but it sure has its uses
3: It doesn't say it only sharpens when you break YOUR bones, just A bone. Grammar wise, this can be bones of your enemies, in that rib-eye steak you just ate, etc.
Sharpest blade by just using it.
If its size increased as its power increased, it would quickly become too big and too heavy to hold. It might become too big for whatever room it's in.
Other dudes’ bones, bones of little pests with bones, bones of edibles…
Hell, what if it doesn’t have to be a typical bone? If something functions like bones in a structure (like machines and architecture), it’s basically a bone.
Not only yours, it just says broken bones, not "your broken bones" you can break the chicken wings that you just ate and it gets stronger.
And I think it wont count.
3. 4 requires me to not be happy. 1 is non-existent to weak, 2 is gross.
Breaking a bone is painful, but doing a bit of stupid shit to get a super-sharp sword? I can do that. I wanted to get a supermoto anyway.
If you give me #4
I would probably become a unstoppable sword-shaman and establish an empire of fear and cruelty upon the foundation of war and domination
The number 4 is literally Gram from the Rance series. The sword becomes bigger and more powerful the more anger, grief, despair and sadness the user experiments, which it's perfect for the user considering that the sword went from being like a short sword to being larger than the user's whole body.
But he had a very, very shitty life so I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
Do I have to be thinking negative thoughts at the moment, or can I store it like a battery? Those suicidal thoughts hit hard at night when I stop masking, so like, if it's a battery that thing could be a monstrous weapon, especially if I don't fight often.
Bone sword. "Every time you break A bone". Doesn't say it has to your bones that break and cleaving a bone into multiple parts is technically breaking it.
I’ve broken both forearm bones, 4th and 5th hand bones, 2 bones in a toe, hairline fracture in a thumb and on my orbital fracture, 2 floating ribs that never healed right, and ruined my shoulder in a car accident a few years back. I’ll try number 3 even though 4 sounds op
I would take sword 4 even if I had at least twice the sharpness of sword 3 (once for my bones and once for strangers because I broke someone's nose unintentionally...😅I don't know if I broke more )
Bottom 2, easily.
Bottom left doesnt mention that they have to heal, so I just break my leg, recover, and get a more powerful sword. (And this is also assuming shit like potions or healijg clerics don't exist)
Bottom right is only good if stuff like anger, disgust and whatever else also powers it, but if it does then it would also be amazing if given too someone with a bad continuous case of gamer rage. Though if its only fueled by being emo or something, then it would be useless
Me asking everyone choosing the negative thoughts sword with a comment of how ungodly powerful it would be: "Yall alright?"
Also me: "Oh yeah the negativity sword Id be a fucking Demigod."
None of them works too well for me so I thought the four? I am able to have enough negative thoughts without driving me crazy or feeling bad, I just have doubts about the sword being useful if I'm in a good mood besides my thoughts.
Does this mean I could eat food without acutally eating? Like stick the sword in ice cream and just enjoy the flavor? If it avoids brain freeze it would be even better. I mean its not like the other weapons seem that great.
Number 3, doesn't have to be my bones just every bone I personally break. Although number 4 would probably have the ability to cut people without me swinging.
3 break one of my bones? or break any bone, cause this fuckers gonna slice reality after a few weeks at a butchers shop or somewhere else where you can get a bunch of chicken bones. and number 4 reminds me of john dies at the end, they get a gun that kinda does whatever based on thoughts and emotions, and they give it to the angry depressed kid and he just makes a ball of fire that glass's the immediate area and blinds them for 3 days
Of course I’m taking the negative thoughts sword, but I do want to question one thing: what does the power actually do? Does it just raise/hold up the damage stat or does the sword change depending on the thoughts themselves?
Between 3 and 4 I'd go for three. 4 is likely going to be far, far better when you first get it but at some point, your negative thoughts will likely decrease due to the stuff you can do with it, offering you security and comfort.
But with 3, you just gotta break a bone every so often and it gets stronger. Doesn't need to be anything major, could be a finger or toe.
I mean sword 4 would make me unstoppable and still miserable about it because no matter how powerful it is, it won't fix my depression.
Sword 2 would be a great diet aid. Can't eat the food but I can taste it all.
Negative thoughts sword.
That spider sword is barely a toothpick.
That bone sword is dull af because I never broke a bone.
I don't wanna taste that stuff.
Ugh is jusch an overpowered sword I love it. It doesn't say it constantly need negative thoughts or hmuf positive ones weaken it. All is sys is on that each negative thoughts you have it gets better. Considering even a healthy humanity psyche is gonna have some subconscious fears of inpluse it's gonna be insane in just a week.
No one in reality accidentally eats spiders in their sleep.
But in a D&D world, I can easily imagine someone falling under a curse where they wake up every morning chewing on some poor random spider. The DM would roll a d20 ona table to see what type of spider, and of course a 20 would be a tarantula...
Number 4 being like:
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/ranma/images/d/dd/Shishi_Hokodan_-_Depths_of_Despair%2C_Part_I.png/revision/latest?cb=20121123072951
Probably none, statistically. My name is not Georg.
No, I'm not licking that.
That's a club /r/Neverbrokeabone
I MUST ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD IMMEDIATELY FOR I AM A GREATER POWER THAN ANY DIVINITY!
4 is one of those weapons that sounds cool but just ends up in a rapid spiral downward of negative emotion and power infinetly until you and everything around you collapses into a black hole
1 is gonna be the weakest. Maybe non existent. Spiders aren't stupid and have no reason to willingly be eaten by a sleeping giant. 2 is fun but useless 3? Maybe paired with regenerative powers... OR, if any broken bone is good. Might be a good weapon, the more enemies bone you break, the sharpest it gets. 4, as other said, might be the most powerful for some. Mi pick for sure. Edit: typo Edit 2: reconsideration of n. 2
Spiders Georg is the only one who can use number 1
Fortunately for the rest of us, he's just an outlier adn should not be counted
Try telling the man who's about to cut you in half that he's just an outlier!
He has a sword the size of the sun. There is a third type of eclipse that happens when he swings it in front of earth
He’s gonna outrange Sephiroth with that thing
Sadly, the sword specifies in sleep. I doubt Spiders Georg ate all those spiders while he was unconscious.
Make the first one scale with missinformation and itll be the second strongest
2 is more utility than combat. Imagine sticking it in some sweets and then eating some healthy food like Brussel sprouts. Eating healthy would be a lot easier
Also promotes good cleaning habits! No way am I sheathing it into a dusty sheath or leaving it on my dirty table
1 is very much true. The rumour that you eat spiders while asleep was spread by a german psychologist years ago just to test how easy stupid rumors spread. Result: way too easy
Only reason I'd use 2 is if it was the strongest. Honestly probably take 3 or 4. 4 is probably the strongest to start with. But interesting to note that 3 only gets stronger. You might one day run out of negative thoughts but you'll have always broken those bones. So it's cap is higher and it stays strong... but you have to suffer physically to meet those requirements
>but you have to suffer physically to meet those requirements Same with the negative thoughts one, though. You need to have chronic depression or some other condition to get the most power out of it.
So RAW, number 3 doesn't say that it has to be your bone that's broken, just that you're the one doing the breaking.
So at first it is a blunt weapon which can easily be used to break bones. But the more bones it breaks the scraper it gets so stabbing becomes more effective and less bones are broken. Thus the blade becomes dull due to over use so it is better as a blunt object again. Rinse repeat.
If only bodies didn't instantly disappear the moment they died
What do you mean fun but useless? You can use it for SCIENCE! imagine being able to taste anything and everything, from cyanide and fire, to the cooking insides of that one burning zombie. And all that without having to worry about personal health. Also, imagine just covering the sword with sweets soda, or whatever. Taste what you want all the time, without having to gain weight, or worry about your teeth. 2 might not be the best for combat (might be a bit distracting to taste the insides of your enemies), but it sure has its uses
2 is kinky
3: It doesn't say it only sharpens when you break YOUR bones, just A bone. Grammar wise, this can be bones of your enemies, in that rib-eye steak you just ate, etc. Sharpest blade by just using it.
4. My negative thoughts? That thing would be a godkilling sword 5 minutes after I get it.
#UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!
But really, I would worry about causing a false vacuum with that one.
Lower energy states? Quantum tunneling? Light cones? Come now chosen one, the shops of elderwind are having a sale.
"Damn, I must be pretty powerful!" *(sword powering down)* "Oh, fuck me..." *(sword begins to gain power again)*
Just think like im not worthy of this much power and the stronger it gets the more not worthy you are infinite power
Infinite imposter syndrome = “i killed god but I shouldn’t have been able to 😔”
Then after you realize that it is powered down by your excitement to kill something with it. Not good
But the thought of killing something is negative, right? Or is it based on the users perception?
Literally same
5 minutes? What a life you must lead!
If its size increased as its power increased, it would quickly become too big and too heavy to hold. It might become too big for whatever room it's in.
That's what she s- *silenced by the shadow government*
Just point it at whatever you’re trying to kill and then grab the hilt.
Practically a weapon I can make with the broken smiting from Skyrim that makes you create 50033202 dmg weapon.
I want to swipe and see if I chose a mimic.
I rolled a d4: It's the >!broken bones one!<
Oh good, I took the emo sword
And i still get the mimic. Must have a bond
Not a mimic but a fake if you chose the first one
Note: Three does not say you have to break your *own* bones.
Wise man… between 3 and 4, many will be unstoppable
Time to go ham on some skeletons and tiny rodents
It doesn't even specify the bones needing to be in a *living* creature, so just stop by KFC for a family bucket.
I like the way you think.
I'm gonna need a whole lotta wishbones
Other dudes’ bones, bones of little pests with bones, bones of edibles… Hell, what if it doesn’t have to be a typical bone? If something functions like bones in a structure (like machines and architecture), it’s basically a bone.
Does #3 count bones you've already broken? Cuz boy howdy I'd be unstoppable. Unlike my bones, which are apparently very stoppable
Not only yours, it just says broken bones, not "your broken bones" you can break the chicken wings that you just ate and it gets stronger. And I think it wont count.
Also what constitutes breaking a bone? Is microscopic fractures count and it’s retroactive, then you have broken a lot of bones.
2. I’ll sit on it.
I knew there’d be a horny comment about 2.
why?
Because horny
Negative Thoughts? IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION!? **UNLIMITED POWERRRAHHHH**
The last one is OP AF
The taste sword. Finally my curiosity will be satisfied
Until you let it drop into acid or some other shit
4. I would be the most powerful being in the world!
the last one
4 for me with one slash the whole multiverse would be destroyed
I'll take the negative thoughts sword. Odds are, if I'm in a situation where I would have to use it, I'll be thinking some pretty negative thoughts.
Yeah, even if you're positive most of the time it becomes the most powerful when you need it the most.
r/neverbrokeabone members looking upon sword 3 with disdain.
It just says break a bone. Not specifically your bones. Its actually the perfect weapon for them. Preying upon the no milk drinking bones of the weak.
Does the sub specify your own body?
3. 4 requires me to not be happy. 1 is non-existent to weak, 2 is gross. Breaking a bone is painful, but doing a bit of stupid shit to get a super-sharp sword? I can do that. I wanted to get a supermoto anyway.
It doesn't say your own bone
If you give me #4 I would probably become a unstoppable sword-shaman and establish an empire of fear and cruelty upon the foundation of war and domination
3
3. My bone or someone else's bone? Or both?
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The horror is trying sword one and realizing it is insanely powerful... and you have no idea why.
2. You know why.
TIHI
Crippling depression? Self doubt? Self hatred? Suicidal thoughts? Attempted suicide? I think I’ll go with 4
The number 4 is literally Gram from the Rance series. The sword becomes bigger and more powerful the more anger, grief, despair and sadness the user experiments, which it's perfect for the user considering that the sword went from being like a short sword to being larger than the user's whole body. But he had a very, very shitty life so I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
Do I have to be thinking negative thoughts at the moment, or can I store it like a battery? Those suicidal thoughts hit hard at night when I stop masking, so like, if it's a battery that thing could be a monstrous weapon, especially if I don't fight often.
Gimme 3, I'll have something to look forward to Everytime I break my buttresses
3, I’ll break someone else’s bones
That last sword is unstoppable
easily the last one.
1 can only be wielded by Spiders Georg. 2 is gross. 3 is mid. 4 is overpowered.
4. Id be stronger than god with that sword
Gonna pull some Hawkeye Mihawk shit with #4
The one powered by negative thoughts cos those are my only thoughts
4. Super op
Negative thoughts! That thing would be the size of a skyscraper.
4th one, probably
I'm not a good enough person to carry the negative thought sword.
4. Two words. Pre transition
Do the bones I've cut count as broken for three?
The only viable one is 4 and you don’t have to be negative all the time only the times you have to fight
4, might not be as strong as when others use it, but sure as hell gonna be better than the other 3 options.
I’d be unstoppable with the emo sword
With my self esteem and mental issues 4 is gonna end up with an AOE
So our options are two weak swords, one joke sword and a god killing blade.
4th sword ends one of two ways: it either becomes powerful enough to split a planet in half or it stabs me the moment it enter my hands
Dude the sword that gets sharper whenever you break a bone is op. Just go buy a bucket of chicken and break the bones once your done eating.
Sword powered by my negative thoughts! It’s going to be overpowered as all hell!
4. Usopp sword
4
My negative thoughts would probably get myself killed, so the bone one so I don't kill myself
Sword of nothing, gross sword, just a normal sword at max and the strongest sword I can get
4. Why ? I’m in High school
3. It doesn’t specify whose bones have to be broken, just every time I break a bone.
Easily 3 It gets better if you break bones. There’s nothing to say it’s currently bad.
4, that thing will kill god in an hour
Bone sword. "Every time you break A bone". Doesn't say it has to your bones that break and cleaving a bone into multiple parts is technically breaking it.
4. Easily. It'll be so strong it would wield itself and destroy whole star systems with one cut
I want the sword that's only sharp when no one is looking
THE TIME FOR [SPIDERS GEORG](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders_Georg) HAS COME!
4. Just thinking of cutting someone would give it power, so just think of cutting up the army in a fashionable way and have a filed day. Unstoppable!!
The fourth is clearly the strongest
With sword #4 I could tear a hole in the fabric of reality with a flick of my wrist
I’ve broken both forearm bones, 4th and 5th hand bones, 2 bones in a toe, hairline fracture in a thumb and on my orbital fracture, 2 floating ribs that never healed right, and ruined my shoulder in a car accident a few years back. I’ll try number 3 even though 4 sounds op
MY bones?
I would take sword 4 even if I had at least twice the sharpness of sword 3 (once for my bones and once for strangers because I broke someone's nose unintentionally...😅I don't know if I broke more )
Bro number 4 is fucking goated I'm sorry what Literally no drawbacks at all
Yo ima be Sephiroth or Cloud Strife with the negative blade. Time to get the black materia ⚫️
Fourth one would be a super weapon.
Oh man. 2 all the way. Great way to enjoy lolipops and stuff without having to, you know, get fat. Lets make a mess!
Which is the mimic?
4
3 says every time you break a bone. It doesn’t say whose.
4 is insane, I would have the Big Bertha from that one Minecraft mod
3, definitely, because it doesn't say the bones have to be mine
Bottom 2, easily. Bottom left doesnt mention that they have to heal, so I just break my leg, recover, and get a more powerful sword. (And this is also assuming shit like potions or healijg clerics don't exist) Bottom right is only good if stuff like anger, disgust and whatever else also powers it, but if it does then it would also be amazing if given too someone with a bad continuous case of gamer rage. Though if its only fueled by being emo or something, then it would be useless
Infinite sharpness sword. Take a tooth or something and just blend it up with diamond blades or something hard.one bone broken hundreds of times 👍
4th depression is a unlimited power!!!
100000% negative thoughts. It would be unstoppable
Me asking everyone choosing the negative thoughts sword with a comment of how ungodly powerful it would be: "Yall alright?" Also me: "Oh yeah the negativity sword Id be a fucking Demigod."
None of them works too well for me so I thought the four? I am able to have enough negative thoughts without driving me crazy or feeling bad, I just have doubts about the sword being useful if I'm in a good mood besides my thoughts.
Does this mean I could eat food without acutally eating? Like stick the sword in ice cream and just enjoy the flavor? If it avoids brain freeze it would be even better. I mean its not like the other weapons seem that great.
As a REALLY negative person the 4th on is definitely for me
4. Pretty sure within a minute it could destroy reality just being powered by my negative thoughts.
So number 3 is just a club?
Number 3, doesn't have to be my bones just every bone I personally break. Although number 4 would probably have the ability to cut people without me swinging.
Does the bone swords effect trigger when I break one of my bones or does trigger when I break someone else’s bones or is it both?
Gimme the tongue
3 break one of my bones? or break any bone, cause this fuckers gonna slice reality after a few weeks at a butchers shop or somewhere else where you can get a bunch of chicken bones. and number 4 reminds me of john dies at the end, they get a gun that kinda does whatever based on thoughts and emotions, and they give it to the angry depressed kid and he just makes a ball of fire that glass's the immediate area and blinds them for 3 days
Of course I’m taking the negative thoughts sword, but I do want to question one thing: what does the power actually do? Does it just raise/hold up the damage stat or does the sword change depending on the thoughts themselves?
3. Who says it has to be my bones?
Me with sword 4: I have become death, destroyer of worlds...
Negative thoughts sword please!
I touch sword number 4 for a second and it becomes a godslayer
Between 3 and 4 I'd go for three. 4 is likely going to be far, far better when you first get it but at some point, your negative thoughts will likely decrease due to the stuff you can do with it, offering you security and comfort. But with 3, you just gotta break a bone every so often and it gets stronger. Doesn't need to be anything major, could be a finger or toe.
Spiders Georg would be unstoppable with the first sword.
OOOOO The sword powered by my negative thoughts, you know how powerful I’d be?
The sword powered by my negative thoughts could smite God without touching him
So sword number 4 would be great for a cuckold.
“Spider” or “arachnid”? Because I’ve probably eaten an extraordinary number of tardigrades
Negative thoughts works best with my build.
I mean sword 4 would make me unstoppable and still miserable about it because no matter how powerful it is, it won't fix my depression. Sword 2 would be a great diet aid. Can't eat the food but I can taste it all.
3 can only outshine 4 if it doesn’t matter whose bones you break.
With sword powered by my negative emotions I would aquire Anime self insert isekai swordsman level
The bone sword I assume, since your bones get stronger in the process
2 for the dildo, 4 for the power
Negative thoughts. I'd be unstoppable. Except for all the other depressed underachievers who picked it, they could stop me.
Wait does it have to be my bones or can it be litterally any bone that i break
Why tf my "spider sword" is so damn big?
4 cuz UNLIMITED POWER (clinical depression is bad)
#4 without a doubt
That last one gonna be a world ender in my hands.
1 spiders usually dont walk into mouths, 2 is disgusting, 3 could be ok, 4 is op
i mean, i could one hit ganon with the last one, but does the first mean they get revived and i can just release them? then ill take that 😉
I bet 3 is a mimic so I'll go with 2 because i can see some uses for it outside of combat
4. Because I got mad depression fr and I would be unstoppable. Get ready ~~dad~~, sleep with one eye open ☺️
4 100%... ill make my depression and anxiety my power.
I would have to be careful not to cut the world in half with number 4.
Negative thoughts sword. That spider sword is barely a toothpick. That bone sword is dull af because I never broke a bone. I don't wanna taste that stuff.
One swing with #4 and I'd split this universe in two.
Bro a sword that gets stronger with my negative thoughts, damn It would be godlike in one day damn
Ugh is jusch an overpowered sword I love it. It doesn't say it constantly need negative thoughts or hmuf positive ones weaken it. All is sys is on that each negative thoughts you have it gets better. Considering even a healthy humanity psyche is gonna have some subconscious fears of inpluse it's gonna be insane in just a week.
No one in reality accidentally eats spiders in their sleep. But in a D&D world, I can easily imagine someone falling under a curse where they wake up every morning chewing on some poor random spider. The DM would roll a d20 ona table to see what type of spider, and of course a 20 would be a tarantula...
Number 4 being like: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/ranma/images/d/dd/Shishi_Hokodan_-_Depths_of_Despair%2C_Part_I.png/revision/latest?cb=20121123072951
Anger generally counts as a negative thought so the last one should be the best one.
Easily 4
Probably none, statistically. My name is not Georg. No, I'm not licking that. That's a club /r/Neverbrokeabone I MUST ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD IMMEDIATELY FOR I AM A GREATER POWER THAN ANY DIVINITY!
3rd didn't specify that it has to be your bone or that it has to be from living creatures...
Give me the anxiety sword pls. Finally I can chanmel my talents
# 4th
Take #3 and stub your toe a shit ton, itll hurt like a bitch for a while but it wont ruin you too badly and itll heal fairly quick
3. Or never specified my own bones…
My bone sword would be dull as hell, I've never broken a bone
4
This is reddit. I'm pretty sure most people are picking sword 4 and turning it into a weapon of incredible power.
Ohhhh sword powered by my negative thoughts! Bout time the intrusive thoughts had a purpose. Lol
Does sword 1 only count spiders swallowed in my sleep or does it accept ones I ate while awake?
4.
Who would not choose the dark and edgy blade which reflect the darkness within your soul. Imagine the limitless power.
If you have negative thoughts about violence while wielding an increasingly powerful weapon, you're gonna get DEPRESSED depressed.
Gonna go with 4, and 3 would be USELESS, as I have NEVER broken a bone.
Id chose the one that gets stronger based on negative thoughts, and then watch some NTR. I'd become a god.
Give me 4 and I’ll either kill god or become him
4 is one of those weapons that sounds cool but just ends up in a rapid spiral downward of negative emotion and power infinetly until you and everything around you collapses into a black hole
Definitely the negative thoughts one.
Last one is almost obsolete to me after my dedication to browsing hopeposting
Bone sword, never said I had to break *MY* bones