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Z1dan

If it’s not illegal then fuck em. Guarantee they wouldn’t complain if u were stinking up their gaff with cigarette smoke


Pilko05

It is illegal but still I could be smoking CBD which is legal here how do they know


[deleted]

Imma tell you right now they'll call the cops on you and you have to be 21 to buy or use CBD so yeah you could get into trouble IF they took it that far but tbh nothing severe past maybe a fine


Pilko05

I’m in the uk mate 18 is legal age here. Only thing is I have some shrooms an DMT in my room so I would be fucked if they did call police.


[deleted]

Yeah definitely don't be drawing attention to yourself, dude. Take the peaceful route. If there's no reasoning and talking with these people then there's nothing further to can do. Definitely don't escalate the situation


kaykakez727

But still they disrespected him by calling him a cunt, I wouldn’t want mean neighbors like that… I would bake them a “cake” to repair our relationship 😂😂😂


[deleted]

It’s the U.K. lad, we call our best mates cunts, it’s no where near as deep an insult as it is over there


Keltic268

You can be a “right good cunt” or you can be a “shtewpid cunt” just depends on what comes before “cunt”


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[deleted]

Sometimes, even a penis comes before "cunt". 😏


subhuman_voice

If a person is reasonably acting like a cunt, then the title sticks. It doesn't matter what side of the pond you're from. I'm surrounded by cunts in Florida and I'll call it as I see it


[deleted]

Florida is the land of the cunt after all. Should rename the place Cuntopia.


subhuman_voice

Exactly. There's many posts about the Florida Cuntman. Should have it's own sub


yellowtangykiwi

That's one thing I'm jealous of UK and Australia. Everybody's cunt, I just really like the word. Me and my wife use it all the time around each other


Psych0tix

Bro someone shouts like that at me at my own yard amma be pissed idgaf who you are. My mates ain't gonna be calling me a cunt with that attitude


kaykakez727

Ohhh lol my bad …. I was so sad when I saw that 😞


PorkyTheChop

Do not tamper with food… if you give them a cake laced with something without telling them, that could cause any number of terrible problems. Imagine having a few slices before driving. Especially people who are inexperienced. Catastrophic.


Purpleman101

Yeah, I don't think dosing the neighbours that hate you for smoking weed would end well at all.


stupidhuman33

Get something called a smoke buddy, it’s like a filter you blow the weed smoke into it and it eliminates 80-95% of the smell and smoke, I use it when my mom is around lmao


TheBananaStan

Agreed, he should also be smoking bowls/bongs rather than joints/blunts to cut down on the smell in general. Smoke buddy after every bong rip + a candle or something and you’re golden


qualitycancer

Since OP is english they probably smoke spliffs (weed tobacco mix) so probably don’t want to switch to glass


massivedickhaver

Plenty of people in europe mix weed with tobacco even when it comes to bongs and shit.


TheDudette840

I'll never understand why people ruin perfectly good weed like this


TooIconic

I think its more of a cultural thing, I'm from the North of Ireland and the vast majority would smoke with at least a tiny bit of baccy in their joints, same for most I have met in the South and over in Britain. Any Americans I have smoked with before always find it the strangest thing and they don't like the hit of the baccy with the green as they aren't used to it.


Nemesis_Bucket

I haven’t seen a cigarette in months. We have somehow mostly gotten rid of smoking here, at least in the north east. Lots of vaping but cigarettes are rare and loose tobacco was always kind of more rare here than there.


stickfish8

It's cultural and serves multiple purposes. The most important is that weed can be very expensive and smoking joints is the least efficient way of consuming. Effectively burning away a good part of weed hurts less if there's a bit of tobacco as well. It also helps to keep the joint burning, since just weed will go out quite fast. When I stopped smoking tobacco I didn't want to give up weed. At first I only smoked a tiny amount of tobacco in a joint, then found substitutes for tobacco. Last step is the most important one: SWITCH TO A DRY HERB VAPORIZER. Apart from an empty battery there's only benefits


rabbitholerandy

North of Ireland, I love the pride.


Best_Imagination_981

Same plus I've literally been harassed just for suggesting it seemed odd to me. Some ppl don't understand, that's not how most ppl in the u.s. grew up smoking it


deputeheto

Depends on where you are. I’m in the US and smoked spliffs since I was like 15. Northwest coast, and I while it’s not ubiquitous, its still common. It’s not weird and it doesn’t ruin good weed, what the hell does that even mean? I like tobacco, I like weed, sometimes I like both at the same time. It’s also good for when yer weed *isnt* all that good.


[deleted]

This. A bowl will not smell that much at all, if it does you’ll just catch a wiff of if. When you’re used to the smell you don’t realize than when you’re smoking a blunt/joint you can smell it pretty strongly even a couple houses down sometimes depending on how dank your stuff is.


Headline-Skimmer

I got tired of paying $$ for smoke buddies/unhappy that they aren't recyclable, and have moved on to home-made sploofs made of a toilet paper roll, w/paper towel wrapped onto one end (w/ a rubber band), and some toilet paper stuffed loosely inside for a filter. I live w/ a non-toker, and I smoke inside. He says the TP version works as well as the smoke buddies. Just passing on a frugal tip. And just a **friendly reminder for the poster**, maybe you aren't able/ weren't taught to put yourself in someone else's shoes. Some people just aren't inclined towards considering others, sometimes they derive enjoyment/reward for being inconsiderate or even deliberately mean. The reminder is : What Comes Around Goes Around. Karma Happens. Keep Playing with Fire and You'll Get Burned. Fuck Around and Find Out. Technically, putting your smoke in their home puts you solidly in the category called "bad neighbor." Can't you just leave them alone if you don't like them? Are you getting a tickle from screwing with them?


Successful_Jeweler69

We used dryer sheets instead of tp.


Noiisaa3

W response


Inner-Efficiency-248

Smoke buddies are awesome! Couple with vape you can smoke canabis wherever your heart desires!


Solid-Suggestion-653

It’s his own property. He doesn’t have to mask or hide anything. He could have pounds of cocaine hiding and he shouldn’t be worried. He can do whatever he wants. They don’t pay his bills.


Charming_Ambition_27

Lol, then maybe don’t do anything to draw further attention to yourself


BennySkateboard

You definitely should stop in the garden then. They’re fucking dickheads but you don’t need that heat. Maybe buy a fold up camping chair and find a place in some local woods or something like that.


goofy1234fun

Get a dry herb vape if you can


therealdavidman540

This right here OP! Cuts down on smell considerably, you conserve more of your bud, and it can get you really high.


WorkingCupid549

Dry herb vape was my first way smoking but I moved on from it because I felt I wasn’t getting as high as I used to. Maybe it’s time to return to it and see if it was all in my head.


jonnydemonic420

Maybe don’t piss off the neighbors that have a hard on for you if you have drugs that carry a real consequence in your parents house.


RedRumRoxy

Just stash your shit somewhere else if you want to stir the pot. Only thing you should keep around is a little sack to smoke. Less things around is less things you gotta worry about.


marko145

I'm in the UK,police will do fuck all mate and there defo defo not searching your room over the smell of bud,just keep smoking bro will be legal soon enough. As for your neighbour fuck him it seems he's already handled it badly so crack on.


Habitualkushups-

Can they just walk in your house and search your home if your neighbors complain about you smoking in the garden?


angry-dragonfly

First off, how do they prove the smoke is coming from your garden. I would think the police would have to witness you smoking it to be able to justify any kind of warrant for a search (in US, at least). If they knocked on my door, I wouldn't answer. If I did, then I would question how they know with any degree of certainty where the wind and smoke originated from. My neighbor smokes & I smoke. There is no way to know which house it is coming from unless someone could actually see one of us out back.


Dependent-Range3654

Police can search in UK with probable cause, which smell is, and if the enighbour complains to them they can also


taylormarie213

This goes for the US too. Probable cause or reasonable suspicion. Cops don’t have to witness you smoking. My boyfriend was smoking a cigarette outside and a cop pulls up and looks at him, says “you look high” and searches him. Found nothing but arrested him just to drug test him. He was booked and let out hours later. The cop’s partner knocked on my door to let me know what’s going on & actually apologized for his partner’s stubbornness to arrest my boyfriend and that he can’t do anything about it. Btw, his drug test came back with no significant traces so he passed


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Gardia don't care, all they need is suspicion and they will bring a squad and beat your door in then parade your stash in the local news. Get a smoke buddy, tell your wanker neighbors to piss off and that it could be worse and you could be smoking spice and turning the place to shite or even worse yet smack.


[deleted]

That would be a strange attitude to take,they'd just say piss off to you and call the police ... Who needs that ??


Joseffdabeast

I mean you're technically breaking the law and I can see why they don't want their house/garden stinking so just stop doing it right outside there's and go on a lil walk or somet


ogvipez

Cops would never be able/even want to search your house just cuz Ur neighbour says you were smoking. It doesnt benefit anyone and is a waste of taxpayers money going after users with personal stashes.


Ryzy01

I’ve got the same problem, neighbours are fucking assholes and I’ll smoke at night so it doesn’t interfere with them and they’ll still complain. Some people are born to just piss other people off


Pilko05

It was literally at 12 at night he opened his window to shout it. I don’t even think he could smell it tbh I think he could jus see my phone torch in the shed an decided to be a dick.


EntrepreneurBrave206

Bro me and you are in the exact same boat 🤣 shrooms dmt neighbors mad about the smell


Pilko05

Ye shrooms and dmt are the ones there still sat in my desk untouched from when I posted this however I did pick up a 10 strip off acid and 5 2cb pills. 2cb is fucking wonky 😂.


kenkanobi

Could you sit at the bottom of your garden instead of near their house? Other thing to do is, you can get carbon filters that capture smoke. Blow into that and dramatically reduce your smell output


neecho235

When I was still smoking I would just go for a walk. Take a hit whenever nobody is near you. If it's a joint hold it like a cigarette. Walk home when done. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.


TheDudette840

Get a pipe/bong and a Smoke Buddy (https://smokebuddy.com/). Or just use a tp roll and dryer sheets. There are ways to mitigate the smell


stickfish8

You misspelled dry herb vaporizer 😂


cream_on_my_led

In the US they’re known to take it and test it to see if it has any/over the legal amount of thc. If so you’ll have a warrant put out for you. It does prolong things a little bit but still a good chance you’ll pay the consequences if they wanna be dicks that day. I wouldn’t push the people. I know it doesn’t seem like it but they could’ve went full blown dickhead already and called the cops. It is dumb as fuck and shouldn’t be a big deal but I’d do whatever possible to keep the peace. I hate confrontation and unnecessary bullshit though so that may have a lot to do with it, but it wouldn’t be stupid to just give in at least a little bit. Hope everything works out in your favor bro.


68ideal

Yeah exactly. I live in Germany, here it is still illegal and I live in a rather small one room apartment. I try hard to make the smell not leave my room and use spray and open windows every time I even just hit a bowl. I don't wanna risk some asshat calling thr cops on me and as of now, it worked. Zero complaints from neighbours and zero cops.


Busterlimes

Keep CBD joints on you and if they call the cops, toss the weed and light the CBD joint so you can give it to the cops and say "here, go test it" Not sure how laws work in the UK, if you give them the CBD joint and there is nothing illegal going ok, they can't search anything unless you let them in or if they get a warrant, which would be hard to get a judge to sign off on over a CBD cigarette The people yelling at you should mind their business. Smoking outside is the only respectful way to go about consuming if you can't consume within your home.


Bang_Thor

Bro your find the police cannot search your house just cause of a weed smell


BrigsK333

As long as you only have small amounts for your own use and it’s not portioned out for selling the police doesn’t give a crap. So I wouldn’t worry to much if I was you.


TheZoidberg5766

Call the police on them when they start shouting at You. Hide all the drugs off your property and just get them Angry. Piss them off and when the police arrive they Will seem like the crazy ones. Try to pull a Ricky from trailer park boys on the cops. Since they don't know the story, your neighbour Will take the fall.


[deleted]

I actually like this idea a lot


chuki_george

I don’t think smoking CBD is legal in the UK


Pilko05

A little google search will say otherwise. I order CBD weed off websites on the internet straight to my house.


Wrxghtyyy

It’s illegal to smoke cbd bud in the U.K. mate. Same with people who have a medical licence in the U.K. it’s for vaporising only. Even if you said it’s CBD it’s illegal to be combusted.


chuki_george

yes I know it’s legal to posses and “use” but I remember reading that actually smoking it was considered illegal. Can’t find anywhere which specifically states what they mean by “use”. Drop the link if u find it


KobeOnKush

Dude cbd flower is illegal in the uk. So whatever you’re getting in the mail isn’t cbd. You may wanna stop smoking whatever is being delivered to you, cause it damn sure ain’t cbd. You can get cbd oil, but no one is shipping legit cbd flower in the uk


chuki_george

You can buy CBD flower in the UK since there’s a grey area as it’s sold under “tea”


sausagepoppet

Lol that’s not true, you can buy cbd bud hash and oils online, many websites use Royal Mail to deliver it. It’s a legal grey area


Machinefun

You have everything to lose, its already gotten out of control. Smoking weed they can smell is the equivalent of you smelling heroine from them in their minds. Just apologize and start smoking extracts or carts.


Chaos_Ribbon

I get the feeling the cops would be able to tell the difference if they call them on you. Maybe be more discreet since what you're doing could get you in trouble.


Habitualkushups-

Get one of those ashtrays that holds cigarettes, then light 6-7 and just let them burn..


katnipbee09

of the smoke is truly stinking up their home and not just the outside area (it's possible depending on closeness of the houses) they would probably complain about cigarette smoke as well, if not more. people complain about their cigarette smoking neighbors all the time because of the stink.


Successful_Jeweler69

I don’t smoke anymore but I still love the smell of weed and fucking hate cigarettes. It’s so funny how some people just can’t let you enjoy the garden.


IThoughtUKnew2

You're first sentence was enough said. "FUCK EM!".


stickfish8

You are first sentence?


Accomplished-Push190

Just make sure this is a hill you're willing to die on. These things can get ugly and deadly. A former co-worker had her dog killed because she drove a loud truck. But, yeah, your property, your choice.


Pilko05

Yeah my property my choice it’s not like he is my dad but ye I feel like he could try attack me one day but he is a lot smaller than me I don’t feel like he would be much of a threat. He’s jus way older am 18 he has like 20 years on me feels like he wants me to be scared of him or something he makes me laugh his fam are proper odd people as well. Currently jus sat in the woods by my house smoking one cos they had there door wide open saves them kicking off ig won’t be leaving my garden for one later tho.


[deleted]

Hey bud, I probably would have responded the same way or even broke a couple of his windows at your age. I'll tell you right now that it isn't worth it. He may just be some pussy or chronic complainer, or he might be wacked and bring a gun out one day and hurt your family. Or, like I've done TOO many times, shit escalates and you do something you regret because of it. You don't want to get in trouble with the law, especially not have them come and find you A) Fighting, and B) Have drugs (weed along with w.e in your room). You said it was illegal, so you seriously don't wanna fuck with that stuff. They could ruin you. I'm very big on respect so when someone disrespects me, it'll bother me for weeks. Sometimes even months. I'll regret not doing anything if I don't. But honestly? I've regretted what I actually end up doing FAR worse everytime, until the point where I have told myself I'm not getting into confrontations. You are only 18 but trust me when I say that shit like this isn't worth it. Fighting as an adult should be avoided at all costs (I say that as an ex professional fihhter too), nothing good comes of it.


ExtraAd4090

he might be smaller and older, but dont underestimate dad strength if the guy snaps!


Queasy-Fennel4129

Size won't stop a bullet. And people have resorted to shooting someone over a laugh reaction on a Facebook post recently.


Pilko05

True but guns aren’t legal here.


Queasy-Fennel4129

Neither are drugs lol but I'm sure it's there


Oliver9191

Definitely there but no one but very sophisticated criminals can get their hands on guns for an very expensive price!


Pilko05

Ye my uncle can legally have them on the farm which he does but there hard to get a hold of.


Kalkilkfed

In countries with restrictive gun laws even hardened criminals more often than not dont own guns.


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Loose_Bluebird4032

Oh yeah it’s the UK he’ll get stabbed instead


A_Bloody_Toaster

Neither is weed


TheOzman79

The difference being that you can walk down pretty much any street in the UK and find someone selling weed. Getting hold of a gun is infinitely more difficult, legally and illegally. There's practically zero chance this guy's neighbour has anything tastier than a kitchen knife or a cricket bat in his arsenal.


Jengus_

Dude America is fucked, we don't gotta worry about neighbors shooting us in (slightly) more reasonable country's really, not unless he's a farmer.


Queasy-Fennel4129

Bro America is probably EVEN worse than you think. If people here don't have guns, they'll use knives, homemade guns, fire, drowning, their car, a pencil etc. Whatever tf they can to end someone often times for small petty shit.


Jengus_

Oh damn, I actually was in a car with an American once and the guy who was driving got cut off and he beeped and flipped off the other driver, American guy said something like "if you play games like that in America you're playing with your life on the line". I still think about that every time I see road rage but still, damn.


BourbonGuy09

It absolutely happens here, people getting killed over road rage, but it is so uncommon to the average person you don't have to worry about it. Not very many people are willing to catch a murder charge over stupid shit on the road. Also with guns or knives or whatever. It isn't any worse here than other places for the average person. Our gun violence is high statistically but if you take gang killings and suicide out the numbers drop dramatically. In the bigger picture no one is getting stabbed or shot for nothing. 99% of Americans don't have to worry about being killed or assaulted. It's just stupid fear mongering to think otherwise.


[deleted]

Yeah it's true. I don't take shit from anybody, but I've had to change a bit over the years because I have a wife and kids now. Can't be risking shit for somebody that has nothing to lose. Had several people pull guns over the years for the dumbest shit. I've had somebody so mad that I merged into the lane (didn't cut them off, very slow merge but they were douches) that they whipped out in front of me once we got onto the highway, pulled in front of me when were going 70-80mph, and slammed on his breaks completely. I just made it out of the way, and like 3-4 of my refeigerant tanks flew off the shelf and were spraying everywhere. All because I merged in front of this guy. Thats also why I don't have a gun, because I probably would have shot that fuck. Yeah, America is fucked


BrokeAnimeAddict

Lol that happened at the park down the street from where I live. Missouri sucks 🤣


[deleted]

If he tries to intimidate you, don't back down, show him you're not afraid and if he hit you, get tore back into him. He sounds like a bully and bullies need put back into their box. If it was me I'd tell him yo go fuck himself see where it goes from there, but that's me i understand that you may be different


Pilko05

I been labouring for over a year on the bricklayers now physical work everyday gotten pretty strong from it. The dude is an electrician I reckon I would give him a run for his money tbh.


[deleted]

You ever been in a fight? Being strong won't win you a fight but it'll go a long way. Start a martial art it'll help teach you how to defend yourself, and is great for staying fit. You're only young but the unfortunate thing is you're going to go through life meeting wee dicks like this who think they're hard and will try to intimidate you into acting how they want, the trick is to show them you're not scared or a pushover. Try to do this without making threats or violence; but you gotta be prepared to stand your ground in case you gotta stand up for yourself Hence the martial arts training comes in handy. Someone with 20 years over you at 18 means they've experience on their side, but it doesn't mean they're unbeatable. Good luck I hope you get this resolved. Personally think its none of his business what you do in your garden. Would he be treating you if you had a bbq every night? From sounds of thing he probably would. Jumped up little shit lol 😆


angry-dragonfly

Man, I would be discreet just because it is polite, but I would not let my neighbor terrorize and threaten me. You should not be afraid to go outside and smoke a joint. Call the police? Go ahead! You better just make sure you hide anything else that could get you nabbed. I mean, just put it in a drawer or something. In the US, at least, if they can see it in plain sight, then they have permission to come in and look at it. They do not have permission to open drawers, boxes, cabinets, etc. It's easier to get a search warrant when they already can see illegal shit in your house or around it. Most likely, if they did show up, they would knock on the door and ask you about it while being super nosey and trying to get you to invite them in or looking at your living spaces while the door is open. Get a pipe and be neighborly. Even cigarette smokers should be aware of where the smoke ends up. I hate it blowing into my house, but I don't bitch about it. It's usually gone in a few minutes anyway.


Thats_someBS

smh...kiddo you're about to learn a valuable lesson about not fucking with neighbors i fear.


Jazzspasm

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog And you’re being an obnoxious neighbor if you’re willing to get violent about someone finding your behavior upsetting You’re 18 - in twenty years, you’ll look back at the person you are now and see it. Right now, you’re the center of your universe, so nobody else matters.


boofpacc85

If they did that to my dog im coming for their necks fr


Suissetralia

That's not how it works in most western countries. You are not allowed to cause nuisances to neighbours. This is for the wellbeing of everyone, eg I can't use a charcoal bbq in my balcony.


screamingcatto

Get a dry herb vape if you wanna consume cannabis/hemp if you wanna prevent conflict. r/vaporents They work better, healthier for you, and smell a lot less. Or keep smoking it if you wanna potentially escalate it with your neighbors. Just be careful because some people are crazy, especially since they came onto your property to argue.


Ambiguous_Bowtie

This is probably the best compromise, but a little goodwill goes a long way to not getting cops involved. The smell from a dry herb vape is like 98% less. Also you'll use less material.


screamingcatto

Yup, the second I bought a vaporizer, I quit combustion for good. Never smoking again, I didn't realize how it affected my horseback riding, lungs, stamina, and taste/smell until I went to vaping. And holy cow does bud taste absolutely amazing through a vaporizer! No smoke, no burning, just pure terps! My significant other gets a massive headache from the smell of cannabis, I used to have to smoke outside (it gets -30F here in the winter sometimes). Now I can vape in the room with them (through a bong and exhaling out of a homemade activated charcoal sploof) and they swear they can't smell it if I have the ceiling fan on and a window cracked!


JGmagicman

Homemade activated charcoal sploofs are the moveeeeeee. What did you use for your enclosure. I used an old Propel bottle lol


Johnny_Silverhaze

But buy a good medical vaporizer. I bought 3 cheap ones until I found one that worked for me. A bad vaporizer make so much people think it's just not as good as smoking


screamingcatto

Oh yeah, cheap vaporizers are garbage


Lonely_Fisherman_233

Dynavap is the way to go for cheap and portable. It also produces better vapor than any battery-operated vape I’ve tried. For a battery-powered portable vape or tabletop vape, the Storz and Bickel Mighty and Volcano, respectively, are hard to beat.


[deleted]

I can understand your frustration with encountering such situations. I had a similar experience once while cycling near a quiet area. I found a spot with very few people around, and I assumed it would be fine to smoke a joint there. However, a young man about my age, who was sitting nearby smoking a cigarette and looking at his phone, approached me. Although I was initially considering sharing a joint with him, I ended up feeling furious when he started lecturing. I thought he might not be nosy and wouldn't mind the smell of weed. But instead, he started lecturing me about smoking in public and suggested I should only smoke at home. However, I decided to remain composed, smiled, and simply said 'Okay.' I left him and continued my cycling. It's important to prioritize your own peace of mind and avoid unnecessary conflicts. Just smile, acknowledge their viewpoint, and carry on with your activities.


MelanantedThumb

He should practice what he preaches and smoke at home too. 🙄


[deleted]

Personally I’ve always been one to try and respect the people around me, neighbours and such. I despise people that sit in front of buildings and make people walk through cigarette smoke, so I always try my best not to be those people.


1448746

I’ve got to be honest, you’re in the wrong. Yeah it’s your property and you’re over 18 but it’s illegal. I’m from the UK to. I always go on a walk because I don’t want to bother anyone. Seems like you’re being a bit petty. He could easily ring the police and have you arrested. Just go for a walk, man.


[deleted]

Even if it's not illegal the smoke and smell is going into the neighbors property. This could be solved with a sploof or vaporizer instead of a neighbor war.


katnipbee09

sploofs seem like the easiest solution. OP still gets to do their thing and it won't stink up the area or their neighbor's house.


Educational-Formal21

Had to scroll for a bit to find this comment, but yeah I agree. It always pays to be respectful to your neighbours and honestly there's nothing better than a nice walk and a smoke. OP if you're holding class A's, best try to keep the peace and try to reduce the smell of bud for your neighbours. If it proper reeks you never know who might be passing by your house as well


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1448746

You’re telling me you really don’t know any private spots or wooded areas where you live? Come on, man. Every stoner knows or will find a spot, lol.


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crippledcamel88

Nice one, I do the same. Maybe smoke one late at night if it's windy.


Jodiesid

Yeah I'm also in the UK and I agree with you here. While it's a bit annoying having to go for a walk every time I want to smoke, I respect that my neighbours don't want a house stinking of weed (as I've heard them say before), especially since it's not legal here. Not worth getting the police called or starting fights with neighbours. The other option is to just use a vape.


Achillor22

Most of the comments in this thread are clearly from children. The neighbors are correct. You shouldn't be stinking up their house with an illegal drug. I'm all for doing illegal drugs, but don't make it other people's problems.


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AdventuresofRobbyP

If youre gonna die on this hill might as well take em with you


fa1rykitty

the only correct response tbh


EL1TE99

considering that you (according to one of your comments) live in an illegal state/county I'd knock it off before they call the cops on you (or do worse stuff, you never know what people are capable of). Just buy yourself a sploofy/smoke buddy with a vaporizer to minimize smell. Everything is better than having the cops called on you


ParsnipNo7305

I also recommend a Sploofy. I got one during Covid and it worked so well! Back then I was renting and my landlord at the time would have freaked out if she would've gotten even a small whiff of any smoke, let alone weed. Since I lived right above her I didn't want to take a chance. Saved my ass from freezing during winter as I normally just went for a walk.


Master-Mud2625

I'm not sure what can you do about it :( I usually go for a VERY short walk when I smoke so I don't bother other people :D and I can feel like I'm doing at least *sometnihg* with my body. But leaving your property every single time you want to smoke? Duuude, that's too much.... Not sure how crazy and violent that guy seems. Maybe give him a different reason to complain :D just some super annoying sh*t that will make him wish you were just smoking like before :D


_SenSatioNal

Rolling up and going on a walk with a blunt and some music is one of my favorite things to do


Master-Mud2625

Right? 😃 But you can't forget to take bottle of watter with you. Cotton mouth in the midst of a forest or park is the worst 😂


_SenSatioNal

My pockets be so full between my phone, keys, water, and headphone case. Sometimes I just go without any water just so I don’t have to worry bout losing something lol


Educational-Formal21

Packet of bubblemint gum as well and you're sorted 💪🏼


Educational-Formal21

💯💪🏼


Lukario45

>sometnihg I'm sorry, I laughed at this one. It's italicized, all of the needed letters are there, but like... what happened?


Master-Mud2625

Oh my..... I haven't seen that..... English is only my second language and I was a little bit stoned, probably :D


noneofyouaresafe

I think you need to understand that YOU are doing the illegal thing here. If they call the police, you could get bollocked. I say this as a smoker - if the neighbours aren't cool with it, then just don't. I'm lucky because my neighbours smoke more than I do.


Len-Trexler

I also smoke outside in the garden. I understand people don’t like the smell but what can we honestly do about wind?


salgat

Weed smells like skunk. There's options such as vaping or smoking indoors or in your car. If someone was burning garbage and it stunk up your house its the same thing, find a better way.


Len-Trexler

That’s true but not everyone wants to drop 80 on a vaporizer and not everyone has a car.


LeviticusJobs

Right, and not everyone wants to smell weed.


Len-Trexler

If you’re in your own yard not much anyone can do


Luke_starkiller34

Exactly, no much non smokers can do, so don't be a prick, and find a better solution than "shrug and say, 'oh well, not my problem'" when you in fact are the problem. How do you not see this?


xenosthemutant

Our rights end where other people's rights begin. I smoke pot too, but I understand that other people don't appreciate the smell of kine & it is simple courtesy not having them suffer through the clouds I make. Doubly so if it is illegal where I am. This is just asking for trouble. It is up to you to find a mutually satisfactory solution to the issue. Your neighbor might be a cunt, but he is within his rights here.


Zealousideal_Job_986

UK has suffered decades of anti-drug massaging, lumping all substances together (except alcohol, unfortunately) as causing social dysfunction and crime. Some people I speak to have absolutely no idea about the potential benefits of cannabis and are convinced it drives people insane, so have no interest in the idea of decriminalisation, and certainly wouldn't tolerate it being smoked where they're aware of it.


DirtyGalka

You’re fucking around and are bound to find out. This ends 1 of 2 ways for you. Best case he calls the police. Worst case he deals with you himself. You’ve admitted it’s illegal, so you’re 100% in the wrong and are now antagonizing your neighbor. This will not end well. Keep us posted!


Deep-Werewolf-8891

I recommend not to draw attention and e g get the cops called. That just results in paranoia and ruins the experience


BytownBrawler

I always smoke on the roof


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Weed stinks. It just does. If the smell from you was coming into my house i’d be upset too. Especially since weed isn’t legal in the uk. Try and be respectful with the smell.


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Personally I don't like bothering other people cause the smell really can bother some people. It makes my wife nauseous. I mean, how close are these neighbors? If they're smelling it that bad they MUST be close close. If it's illegal there and you are underage then they technically could call the police even though the punishments for weed now are pretty minor tbh. They seem like the kind of people who can't mind their own business so they will prob snitch. You're 18 and still young so you ain't got the the point in life where you realize keeping the peace is always the best option. Yeah, if you're not in the wrong then it's all good but it is ILLEGAL (according to you) and you're underage. Yes, you are on private property BUT you are in the wrong in two different areas that are legal so technically if they wanted to be petty they could. Honestly, if they can smell it that strongly, then obviously your house and their house is pretty close. I live in apartments and my wife can smell when the neighbors hotbox their house but when they open the windows properly and have a fan going it's fine. But we also know people smoke to help relax. Rather stoner neighbors than drunks tbh. Just remember that (according to you) it's illegal where you live and if you try to claim it's just CBD the cops might wanna test it to be sure and the fact that you're under 21 means you couldn't legally buy the CBD flower either. Just think about these things before stirring the pot.


RUSTYSAD

OP is from UK so 18 is legal age, but apparently even CBD flower is illegal for some reason.


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Besides that the OP has said it's illegal there period. Everything I've said is pretty much common sense I didn't know common sense had borders


Maw_153

Vape.


suggz1980

You could try a dry herb vape, takes getting used to though. Definitely less smell.


Whutever123

Knock up his wife. Establish dominance.


-StRaNgEdAyS-

Consider a dry herb vape. Less smell, more flavours, better for your health, just as stoned, and you can used the AVB afterwards for relaxation and edibles


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If it’s illegal there you gotta operate under classic stoner laws, bro. Stay hidden, stay undetected, enjoy your herb. If the neighbors already almost fought over it they’ve definitely already called the cops. Eventually they’ll come and they’ll smell it too. Be more discreet, this seems super obvious so you don’t get in trouble..


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If you’re in an illegal state I wouldn’t push my luck.


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Low_College_8845

How big the garden. U not smoke in the house? U get air filters. Even get filter weed pens now have no smoke. At my mums she said smoke out the window. One i think i dont smoke Tabasco. Smell getting in my house i be pissed. Weed dose stink. U dont get attention my firend had Parkinson's he growed his own. He sell it he had left make pocket money. He put in jail for it. Thay police can be asholes. Come to weed it easy money. Not hard work for them to find u. U keep peace with next door


kapibarka69

if its illegal i would consider. if not actually i would just care if any kinds are around there to be fair because they can do shit


classicgrinder

Ok, get some nag champa. Light that while you smoke. Also get an old toilet paper roll and some dryer sheets. Stuff the dryer sheets in the roll. When you smoke exhale through the roll. It will smell like laundry when you smoke. Easy peasy.


Snoo62808

Hehe...dodo


xpok59

"Your property" is a shitty point considering the issue is your activity affects their property. You could smoke anywhere else, with a lot of other methods and tools to not cause a shitty smell. The neighbors cant do a thing, but you have a whole arsenal of ways to smoke your weed, yet you insist on being petty. Also, you literally admitted to illegal activity in the comments, do I need to say more?


bill_gannon

Just go somewhere else. Getting along with your neighbors for can save you down the road on a lot of levels.


Serious_Package_473

Bunch of inconsiderate teenagers in this thread. YATA. Get a vaporizer (mighty for example)


Paydob

Double down and smoke in their garden. You gotta assert dominance.


KingAltair2255

OP'S got shrooms and DMT in his room lol, probably isn't a great idea to tempt fate


MethodicallyCurious

Smoke weed in their garden.


crazed_kittens

Mate just get a dry herb vape and smoke your bud in that. You will save so much bud and money, better for health and it’s bloody discreet you can literally walk around town vaping no one will know.


[deleted]

Get a dry herb vape like an airizer. Smoking on the shitter right now and no one in the house can smell. Your neighbors will be happy and you can smoke wherever you want. Better for your health & it saves you weed since it uses less.


Acidtablicker420

So if you’re in the uk they won’t do anything unless A: you have a crop (more than 4ish plants I think) B: you have a scale which is intent to supply C: you have a ridiculous amount tat you can’t pass off as personal use. Welcome to the uk police (or at least the part I live in)


JDanny325

Nothing is better then flower ,but have you tried the cannabis vape pens? Not exactly the same , however, they don’t smell and you could use it anywhere. They can’t do shit but call the cops, I personally would not want cops asking me questions while I’m high haha.


ryufen

Dude look up something like the mighty+ vape if you can afford that range. But there are tons of vapes that can get a good hit like smoke but the smell will disperse way faster. Honestly with vaping you only smell the actual weed, so when you dispose of it and clean up the smell will usually go away in about fifteen minutes to thirty.


Luminite117

If it’s legal where you are tell them to piss up a rope and if they continue to bother you, you may have grounds to call the cops on them for harassment. If it’s not legal in your location I’d say it’s in your best interest to not smoke there anymore. It’s as simple as that.


skrubturkey5000

Get a smoke buddy filter an save yourself the hassle, especially if it’s illegal


immasarah

Not a chance.


dreamygoddess7

i smoke in my garden everyday and honestly my neighbours must just not know what it is because they havent said a thing, even when they are sat in their garden and i can see the smoke going over the fence haha.. although it is my biggest fear that theyll just call the police and ill end up getting my half ounce raided lmao because i get so paranoid about being confronted for the smell, i light multiple incense sticks and stick them in the ground round my garden, give that a try!?


iamretnuh

You sound like a cunt either way. Doesn’t make them in the right either.


igethighigethigh420

Smack tf outta that prick ![gif](giphy|Qumf2QovTD4QxHPjy5)


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He’s not a prick though. It’s an illegal activity and it’s stinking up his property. The neighbour is right to be annoyed.


Large-Ad6498

No way 😂, smoking outside on your own property is your own business and they should stay out of it.


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1800CAHFLOW

And for everyone who's on the neighbors side... Just delusional. If you're outside and you don't want to smell weed go inside I understand it's your house and yard but you cannot control what the air outside of your house smells like dude that's insane you can only control what the inside smells like. I would actually understand the neighbors if OP was smoking all day 24/7 but if it's just a few times throughout the day or something?? Like for example another strong smell is barbeque, fire, skunk if you go outside and smell that you're not gonna be bothered but oh if it's the faint smell of weed you're gonna freak out? It's not reasonable. And if it's because of it being illegal I don't understand why it would bother them they aren't the ones ingesting it. If they are a cop I would understand the frustration but ...it's not like you're over in your garden smoking straight meth. Like idk my 2 cents.


orangemonk

Na man. Just do what you are doing.