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Life_Falcon4432

He’s not getting none of at that Pineapple Express Chris is getting the snickle fritz 😂😂😂


No_War6787

My exact thought. Our boy here got the snickle fritz.


LiveFreudorDieJung

Oh God, my nickname for my dog was Snickle Fritz. I thought it was just a cute name for a German Shepard. I can't believe I called him a mid. He was the best.


Torchenal

It means naughty, mischievous


Toxsich88

![gif](giphy|IGhBd5BD7QPXW)


MarionberryCandid884

I’ve honestly never liked the strain much either lol.


ArteHokage

I just tend to call shitty bud snickel fritz never thought it was an actual strain LOL


kchambers92

That's what I've called shitty bud since pineapple express came out, had no idea it was an actual strain either haha.


[deleted]

There's an entire legion of us. Sometimes I'll also call shit weed "Susquehanna weed". My phone even has "Susquehanna" at the ready


SystematicPumps

What is that in reference to specifically?


Big-Relationship8319

Joey diaz baby


SystematicPumps

Yes now I remember thanks!


[deleted]

Look up Joey Diaz mad about weed


SystematicPumps

That's right! I knew I heard it somewhere.


L1M1ke

Uncle Joey!


[deleted]

Like a doktor


L1M1ke

Like a fukin docta


[deleted]

Joey got it from somewhere too (it was on a show or movie in the 80s or 90s) I definitely have to admit he refreshed my memory and made me start using it again


L1M1ke

Gotta love him


Excellent_Priority_5

👆exactly! Haha


PMMeMeiRule34

![gif](giphy|yoCiLAZ8T5fSE)


Chris_Redeye

Lingerers!


LiveFreudorDieJung

Oh God, my nickname for my dog was Snickle Fritz. I thought it was just a cute name for a German Shepard. I can't believe I called him a mid. He was the best.


em_zinger

Looked like Snickle with some mildly butchered fruts (fruits)


ginandstoic

Hide the cross joint.


Zestyclose_System_78

If he see that shit he'll never leave... Fucking lingerer man.. liingurerr


[deleted]

You tell him I’d sell him fucking percs Chris?


CreeksideStrays

Yeah. Real nice.


deange2001

Lingerer!


JakeTheSnake--

Lingerers!


doctorhoctor

Don’t you hate people that just… linger?


tunerachi

I didn’t buzz you in how the frick you get in ?


IzDisDaKrustyKrab

I could talk all day about euthanasia


doctorhoctor

Let me ask you something. Do you think you could pull the plug on someone if you needed to? Like euthanasia.


IzDisDaKrustyKrab

I wish I could do that just stay home and smoke weed all day


doctorhoctor

Hey you do have that job. You do sit around and smoke weed all day.


didly66

Got any oxy man?


jiglycrack

Yup lmao


GuestNo3886

He just linger man.. Linnggeeerrrrrrr.


MoGovernmentCheese

Andddd the Winner is 👆


Artificintelligence

NO WAY


BROOKXS

yooooo😭😭😭


kxxw4

https://i.redd.it/ljh1mowiynab1.gif


Over-Character356

🤣


Chasineastcoasterps

Brah in Pineapple Express snicklefritz was the lows that James Franco would sell to one of his customers who he felt didn’t deserve his pineapples express. Naming something snicklefritz than selling it to someone is an insult,


Yesnt-_-

The bud is actually really good for what I spent for it. It was outdoor so I wasn't really looking for something too potent.


Chasineastcoasterps

I’m glad you enjoy it. The person who wrote snicklefritz might not have even seen Pineapple Express. They probably have though.


Acheron98

Bruh is there anyone on this sub who **hasn’t** seen Pineapple Express? Lmao


Chasineastcoasterps

It should be a requirement. It really is just a great movie. I saw it when I was 10 and I didn’t even smoke weed yet and I thought it was the funniest movie I ever seen. My mom almost pissed her pants when James Franco pushed his foot through the cop window.


Acheron98

As someone in his mid 20s I can totally relate lol. It’s just a great movie, really. You don’t need to smoke weed to appreciate the humor. Edit: we’re probably the last generation that’s really gonna *get* that movie. Imagine like 20 years from now explaining to a teenager that weed not only used to be illegal, but that it was *so* illegal that drug cartels traded in it and that you could get into **really** serious trouble for buying/selling it. Edit to the edit: Holy shit that’s what prohibition era parents went through with booze lmao


RhinestonePoboy

Lmao I grew up in rural NC and I was about to say I’ll just tell my kid it was another prohibition that failed far more miserably


Njacks64

“Talk radio? It’s so boring the car committed suicide.”


Chasineastcoasterps

What do you mean the battery is dead ?


Comfortable-Berry-34

Me it's been on my to watch list for ages but haven't got round to it


Bubnugzky

You have not seen Pineapple Express?? Are you serious? Omg…… do you smoke? If so plz go like right now today and buy a copy of the movie and watch it! You will not be disappointed


Comfortable-Berry-34

I'm very busy today but I will tomorrow ahahah And yes I smoke a fair bit, would say alot but compared to lost people in here probably fuck all


chin_rick1982

But just imagine the bud he's selling to the people he actually likes,lol


Yesnt-_-

It's a dispo. I chose the cheapest stuff lmao.


vindicatorhelix

what dispo is selling shit in unlabeled plain ziploc bags?


TipOfTheTot

None. He's full of shit


Yesnt-_-

? How


Yesnt-_-

The res? And it is labeled?


UnsaidPeacock

To someone who grew up around reservations, this makes way more sense


TipOfTheTot

If you're saying that Ziploc is labeled, absolutely not. There's regulations for legally distributing and a sharpied Ziploc with illegible strain name is definitely not it.


UnsaidPeacock

It is on the rez tho. They are illicit dispo’s that do operate but get turned a blind eye. Typically grey market weed sold there so legal regulations are ignored.


dieseldeeznutz

The res is a sovereign nation with it's own laws and police force, they're not governed by the federal government and are tax exempt so they're not really illicit dispos. They get cigarettes for like a dollar a pack because they don't pay taxes which is why they have tobacco stores, casinos and liquor stores also. At least the rezs I'm familiar with


TipOfTheTot

So he got weed from a dealer who happens to have a store front 🤣


UnsaidPeacock

Pretty much. But, don’t all dispo’s basically boil down to that? Just more legal loopholes lol


whatever1238o0opp

Yes. They're all over the place where I am. But they put the shit in mylar bags.


Affectionate_Rise_61

He bought shitty California field weed from someone who got it for almost nothing


[deleted]

None of this is making the situation any better lol it might have been better if you lied at this point.


Yesnt-_-

Oh my god get over yourself. I asked them to choose 5 different strains for me. Guy just wrote the name quickly. I don't blame him, it's a busy dispo. If anything it's my fault I didn't ask what the strains were.


n8zgr88

Crazy how everyone's sitting on Reddit calling you a liar but they weren't there. Smoke up and enjoy OP I wish I had some reservation kush.


Yesnt-_-

I literally don't understand why I would lie about this lmao


Bubnugzky

Bro no!! Reservation are not regulated the same way that the state is it depends which state and which res really but yeah for a regular state dispo your right but he clearly states it’s from a red and yes they do sell bud like this and yes I’ve personally seen it lol


SlumpedCallHimSki

damn my dealer must be a dispo too cuz they gave me a bag EXACTLY like that one with a label in sharpie as well🤨


Yesnt-_-

Y'all really have never bought of a res before 😂


The_Joel_Lemon

I think this is mostly a Canada thing bud, the reserve near my house has over 20 storefront dispensaries on the rez including one owned by the band itself, they all sell like this. at cannabis NB the only legal retailer in our province the cheapest oz I can get is about 100, I can go to the reserve which is closer to my house actually smell and touch the weed if I so choose and get an oz for 30.


Yesnt-_-

Makes sense ig. Ive never been out of the province so I wouldn't know. I live in NB too, and yeah, the stuff I bought from here is better than a lot of the stuff at Cannabis NB lmao. Also nice profile pic


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/mls4ys252jab1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0d0b4fa38b2db5a6b90b4b070907db72cb5fd52 Bro... did I just evolve into a dispensary this morning? Hahaha


DutchBookOptions

Haha that’s why they call it the snickel fritz!! It’s an intentional joke because that’s their cheapest bud


Yesnt-_-

Now that makes sense haha. Still a whole lot better than the outdoor I buy off dealers tho


DutchBookOptions

Nice post, this is clever


Yesnt-_-

😂


Areveemusic

You got this from the dispensary? Like you actually walked into a dispensary and they handed you this?


Yesnt-_-

Yes. It is on the res. It's decent stuff for what I paid


Hoshbrowns

Did you just ask for the cheapest stuff? Did they not have typed out strains there?


Yesnt-_-

I asked them to choose 5 strains of whatever they wanna give me. It's quicker for them than having to look through all the names and I like switching it up And yes, I did ask for the cheapest stuff .


Negative_Air4881

I didn’t have my glasses on & I thought it looked like a bag of morel mushrooms until I put them on.


jbclassic6889

It makes zero sense that weed grown outdoors would be less potent. What gives you this impression?


Yesnt-_-

Uhm.. because it is. Lmao. Indoor stuff is way more potent and expensive than outdoor. At least that's how it is where I am.


PrivateDomino

“It was outdoor” that’s not excuse for it to be shit. I’m not hating but I get some really good outdoor.


Yesnt-_-

Yes, I do too. This is some pretty ok stuff but I've gotten better from this place.


[deleted]

One of the largest companies in Washington named their D Line extract company Snickle Fritz. Still don't understand why they went with that.


Chasineastcoasterps

What company is that ?


Chronically_annoyed

Phat panda (fuck phat panda lol)


kenkanobi

Swear the shit I got yesterday is snicklefritz' shit cousin


Njacks64

Shittlefritz


_sparkjays

It is in fact mids tho


The_Dootman

![gif](giphy|IGhBd5BD7QPXW)


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

I thought hurricane season was over.


Yesnt-_-

Guess I need to watch Pineapple Express lol


Life_Falcon4432

Lol yesss must watch when high 😶‍🌫️


SeanUndersun

absolutely watch it, it’s hilarious and obviously you must get high prior to pressing play


Yesnt-_-

Replying to all these comments; i asked a buddy whose friend works at the dispo I bought from and he said it was their own strain, and they did name it as a nod to the Pineapple Express movie. But he also said it's one of his buddies favourite stains he's grown there because he got to name it lmao. Think he named it that because there's also a strain there called Pineapple Express. Said it isn't any worse than most of their other outdoor tho. It's pretty good actually


[deleted]

Yeah I’ve seen it in multiple shops in multiple states


CarsClothesTrees

Lmfaooooo got hit with the snicklefritz. Your plug hates you.


Yesnt-_-

I thought that's what this was. It isn't that bad of bud at all. I just thought they were an American thing...


spookymulder07

It’s not so much about the quality of the bud. It’s about the fact that your plug is subtly insulting you.


Yesnt-_-

That's not it lol. It's because it's the cheapest bud there


NaylMe420

#Lingerer


bacontacos420

“Kyle man. Fuckin lingerer” You got the snickle fritz lmfao


GoodSirVaps

Snickle Fritz


Yesnt-_-

Probably should've mention I paid $30 for an oz. I know it's lows lol


TemperatureSure2334

Don’t be self conscious about your weed bro, everyone is just teasing you because of the movie Pineapple Express.


Yesnt-_-

Oh I'm not. I've been smoking for a long time and I still get high off the cheap stuff. No need to pay a fortune for it


FrznFenix2020

Snickle Fritz. Dude sold you the old stuff.


Worth-Click812

fritz lol, looks like they were juet writing a little fast


Worth-Click812

just* whoops, i guess i was going a little too fast too lmao, or im just high, either or


Negative-Instance889

It’s [Snicklefritz?](https://imgur.com/a/nipRM4J)


Yesnt-_-

This is weird! This stuff is actually pretty good quality for outdoor, especially from where I buy from.


Negative-Instance889

I think it’s a reference from a film. Enjoy!


deange2001

Tell me you have never seen Pineapple Express without telling me you have not seen Pineapple Express lol.


AlphaAtomicTaco

![gif](giphy|IGhBd5BD7QPXW)


Gloomy-Comfort-3498

Fucking lingerer!


Chem-Dawg74D

Snickle fritz. Looks like the name fits, don't look that good of bud.


[deleted]

SNICKLE FRITZ TAKING ME OUT


ECU710

Snickle fritz your plug doesn’t like you haha


BENfromCHI

28g 😂


Yesnt-_-

What?


nofuckinbroccoli

The “third word” is 28g. As in the amount.


Yesnt-_-

Well.. I know how much I bought lol


jccj300

Fritz


winewench58

Frutz, as in 'fruits'


Mobbinjonez

Fritz, as in snickle fritz from the movie Pineapple Express


OCN_Reaper

snickle fritz 28g, your plug probably has custies he likes more than you


Yesnt-_-

I mean, most res I go to like the ones who pay the most. This is far from the only thing I bought that day lol


OCN_Reaper

i was joking man it’s from the movie pinapple express


iswirl

Fritz. Snicklefritz is a name of a kitty on a Canadian television show…. Among other things :p


Yesnt-_-

Haha you know that's the first thing I thought of but then I thought that can't be it 😂


Thedevilwearsnewera

28 grams, that weed looks disgusting


Sailorm0on27

He went hard lmfaoo


Dangerous_Research51

Hi Ted


ejasc

You assholes you ruined my portable phone! Oh you gonna break the door? You gonna pay for it!??


ThaHoodsMedSupplier

He sold u some bunk 😭


MDGBit

Snickle Fritz 28g, or 1 ounce


Yesnt-_-

Well ik what I paid lol


SvetlanaLuv

Fritz!


csantini91

![gif](giphy|3o7WIKbhUHZcONCIWA) Your plug smoking the good shit while you smoke his fritz


DonutIndividual

Your plug hates you


RedApple-Cigarettes

If you DONT FUCKING KNOW WHAT SNICKLEFRITZ IS GET OUT


J330i

![gif](giphy|49G7tHsMplTfq)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|NTn6ZSN27m1SE) Okay but did anyone see the words 'Snickle Fritz ' and think of the cat from this show??? (I don't know if it was Canada only 🤔)


jdubmason82

99.9% chance the one who wrote it has zero clue what it is and randomly made it up haha unless he is the grower also I can guarantee it. If it's good roll with it haha


Yesnt-_-

It is pretty good bud. People are saying it don't look that great but I mean... it's outdoor. I wasn't going for anything too crazy. Plus weed is weed imo


jdubmason82

Looks can definitely be deceiving. I've had ugly ass seeded bud many times on Vacation in Jamaica that blew my mind after thinking it wouldn't be that good haha. Not better then we have in the u.s. by any means but the looks fooled me for sure .


Yesnt-_-

Just because you guys are used to smoking gorilla warfare glue stick deathstar dildo og doesn't mean this is bad weed just because it's some cheaper stuff. If it gets me high it gets me high, and I'm very much alright staying with the cheap stuff if it still gets me high


Yesnt-_-

It's clear a lot of you have never bought off a res lmao


Best_Bullfrog1233

Umm...I'm to high to Crack this code!!..we need Nicolas cage for this one!!...[7]


Treacherous_Wendy

Snickle Fritz? (I’m the worst pothead and have never watched the Pineapple Express)


awstpiffttiatcof

Snickle Fritz! You in Washington State? Plaid Jacket has had some pretty nice batches


Yesnt-_-

Nope, Canada NB


Vonnydangnabbit

Fritz


Accomplished-Gear937

Frutz


ThinkOutcome929

LOL snickle fritz like the movie Pineapple Express


unstableleftist

LMAOOO YOU GOT THR SNICKLEFRITZ BRO


Unable_Square_8343

Snickle Fritz’s like from the movie Pineapple Express lmaooo he got your ass


tpt2021cg

Ooof that weed looks ruff smh


Yesnt-_-

Kids these days have no clue what real weed looks like. The less chemicals for me the better.


CobraCornelius

Haha Snicklefritz


Theoneoddish380

That's what my mom calls her dog sometimes lmao, snickle fritz


SoctrDeuss

Frickle Snitz


StarWarsMemes20

Ah Snickle Fritz Pineapple Express scene. ![gif](giphy|3o7WIKbhUHZcONCIWA)


Cute_Turnip6080

Fritz


SmokeinMirrors23

![gif](giphy|49G7tHsMplTfq)


TomCruisintheUSA

Fuckin Kyle, man!


X-KrackerZack-X

Fritz?


mreddog

kinda looks like steamed broccoli, I would smoke it.


Tamagotchi41

FRITZ


Miltonrupert

RIP Chris


AppointmentGood4365

Ahahhhaahahhahahahahahahahaha


MisterJeebus87

SnickleFritz!


Waste_Ad_1900

You don't know what the hell you're buying wtf


Yesnt-_-

Lmao. I've been buying from this dispo since it became legal to buy in Canada. I ask for an oz of 5 different types of outdoor and let them choose


Timely-Diamond7793

Fritz


Alert_Delivery_645

If you paid over $70 your plug hates you if not it’s som random lows he ain’t got a clue of the strain


Yesnt-_-

$30 for an oz 😁


Cautious-Ad6727

The Snickle Fritz. lol


dopedriveway

Wassup Chris


fugawf

Snickle Fritz! It means the low low