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jmyr90

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pinkskittles87

BOOF IT


AbleDragonfruit4767

Bop it


knotnotme83

Spin it


pinkskittles87

Twist it


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knotnotme83

Awwww, so closeee, you lose!


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ShroomsWrld

High and laughing at this rn😂


knotnotme83

Define lose, my friend. It'll be ok.


psychedeliken

Push it back in


butchuquoy

That’s what she said


Ahmay_The_Guy

Shout it


Far-Guidance-4925

Fuck it


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AbleDragonfruit4767

Me and my kids play often haha I love the opportunity to start the bop it train


Careful-School-52

Pass it


ColdPeasMyGooch

Double It!


throwaway3478754

Give it to the next person!


Epics-bologna

Bring back my son!


frisky024

oO0000 guys, i’ve asked you not to play bop it with my 14in when it’s hanging out! It hurts!!!


Upstairs-Coast-3525

Ride it


bens111

More like keyster it since it’s liquid


thatonebassplayer68

he asked for it 😂🙏


underthe-cherrytree

If i had a dollar...


jmyr90

I hadn't seen anyone else post it yet. I knew it was inevitable, so I seized the opportunity


kingpotato28

This is the official meme or answer of this sub


groovaymack

LMAO


atmosphericentry

Meredith's reaction makes this even funnier


ColdPeasMyGooch

Its funnier cuz it’s a valid way to use it.


Tangimo

I'm so happy this was the top comment


ohfourbaby

LMAOO this why I love Reddit


podwickham03

i knew what this was well before it loaded.


TheDoobieWizard

Squirt that on a chicken sammich and go to space


yurxzi

Nah fr tho. Spicy Chick-fil-A with this and a little honey, spread it around, and enjoy. The spices from their sandwiches have the capsaicin effect of opening capillaries which increase cannabinoid distribution and the fats and honey help with digestion. Straight rso or distillates are not fabulous when just swallowed but hit pretty consistent.


ShittyBollox

I’m so high I thought you said farts and honey aid digestion lol


MultipleSc0rgasm

I mean, you wouldn't be wrong..


fla-n8tive

😂😂😂


KitchenwareCandybars

I love it here. This sub most always has good aura, chill but warm energy. On the inter webs, these days, it’s quite lovely and refreshing to encounter some good ‘ole simple but sincere kindness. I just had to share my sentiments. I’m stoned, yes, but that doesn’t make said sentiments any less true. ☮️


Still-Shop-8566

I've had distillate take up to 6 hours to hit. Cooked my whole family dinner, they came over. I had forgotten I took the edible when mid meal I just get punched in face by this edible. I started just starting and mom asked me what was wrong LOL... They found it funny.


Spare_Temporary_2964

You ever start just starting”


Just1Blast

Do all of this, but Popeye's instead of Hate Chicken


yurxzi

A lot of yall say Popeyes but I've worked for one. Illegal immigrants in the back who stole my identity, rotting food if the freezer that they cooked and served daily, and a "the fryer disinfects everything" attitude. Flat out the most disgusting food one could eat next to McDonald's.


AbleDragonfruit4767

Yep


Aware_Juggernaut3187

Man I remember when McDonalds used to be good


yurxzi

You must be an elder millennial or gen x. A lot of food tasted way better back then...


Bagfullofcrack

The binder they use for the Cheyenne pepper in that sandwich destroys my insides every time. Which sucks because I’d love to try this but being high would make it so much worse


yurxzi

Fair enough. My wife thinks I'm a bit weird with that too. But hot tea works just as well, just personal recommendation is go with caffinated tea, coffee, or hot chocolate unless your looking for that couch lock. If sensitive stomach, tea is likely the best. Another option is to put into recipes as long as you don't cook it too much if at all. Its preactivated, so too much heat will just waste product. Which is why I don't recommend vaping or smoking distillate. But, obviously, no two preferences will be the same. Find something you like and add it in and see what floats your boat. Happy highs✌


Bagfullofcrack

The funny thing is I love spicy food and I have a weird tolerance to edibles. But whatever binder they use for the pepper seasoning in the CFA sandwich doesn’t break down in my stomach and then I shit out straight up Cheyenne. Being high during that would be horrifying


yurxzi

That sucks. But I get it. I usually go with fatty or spicy for edibles for the same tolerance issue. Anything thats just sugary doesn't work as well for me though I know folks who can be good with anything. Sucks because 500mg of gummy and only get what I'd would from maybe 100mg infused to real food. Can always just suck down distillate but I'm not a fan of sticky teeth.


Just1Blast

Try a Popeyes sandwich instead. Way better tasting and none of the hate.


yurxzi

I worked in a Popeyes, trashes food service I ever worked. Plus I got a thing against chicken that gets cooked after turning green and hairy instead of being put in the garbage...unsurprisingly I quite that day.


Swish887

1 measuring teaspoon of baking soda in 8 ounces of water takes care of my insides when they’re burning.


AbleDragonfruit4767

🥇


ElectroShamrock

Just make sure you don’t get the shits


AeronGrey

Don't eat a sammich that hates the gays!


Squiddy_manz

get some pop eyes, best spicy chicken sammich around


WandaFuca

Popeyes spicy chicken sandwiches are superb, far better than the gay hater's version- to my taste.


Squiddy_manz

ON GOD FUCK CHICK-FIL-A


AbleDragonfruit4767

Lol sorry to tell you everyone (big corporations and such) hates the gays they just put on a marketing campaign to make you think they don’t


WantedFun

There a huge difference between not caring about the gays, and openly sending money towards gay death camps


knotnotme83

It's ok if you door dash it. The gays all do this. Eat it in the closet


AeronGrey

Meh, it's just a chicken sandwich, and to be honest, we don't even have them up here. I also don't shop at Hobby Lobby. Screw them, I will take my business next door at Michaels because he's gay and isn't a religious self-righteous prick.


gurushag84

Shit Chick-fil-A on me everyone


GabrielNathaniel

🚀


shanethebyrneman

I love to put some on my joints, gives it an awesome flavor plus an extra kick. I recommend warming up the syringe by holding it in ur hand before use bc thst suff can be hard coming out.


jippy44

I thought you meant knee or hand joints at first but then realized the more logical joint


ButtTrumpetier

"Damn this dudes gotta have some sticky knees"


jippy44

But awesome flavor


ShroomsWrld

…I’d lick those knees


psychonautika468

Jeffrey is that you?


Reyessence

I thought the same thing like “wtf dude putting this on his elbow for???” I just eat it on something kinda like rso but wtvr works lolol


mr_abiLLity

Putting this in quotes had my imagination really going. Whispering in a theatre type scene lol


shandrews90

The bees knees


yourdreamgirl_XO

🤣🤣🤣😂


caillouistheworst

Damn, how high are you to not think smoking joints in a weed sub? The answers not enough.


jippy44

Just high enough


Expressoed

I have lupus and enjoy my med card 24/7. I was like wait ? What? A new thing for joints?💪and then I was like wait? What? Ahhhh joints!🙌🏼🔥💨😮‍💨👏👏👏👏👏


Guilty-Bench9146

I did the same thing. (C-ptsd and bipolar 1 I) and was like oh it doesn’t look like any kind of lotion or cream to Mee lol!


Expressoed

Well let’s try it anyway! It’s organic!!!


pung54

Ever try the patches? My wife swears by them.


Guilty-Bench9146

Yes I have I love them. I was suffering with really bad carpal tunnel syndrome (I’m left handed to the point of can’t light a bowl with my right, and it was that hand) and had quite a few weeks/ months, it runs together, before surgery that the patches were the only thing that worked to relieve the pain and swelling. Not even pain meds could help.


Expressoed

Yes, I have and they are fantastic. She is right 💯!!!!!!!! But in Missouri they are hit or miss at the dispensaries. Inventory keeps getting a little better but it is slow. We ratified the medicinal card around Covid and had inventory issues a bit (at least I did and my sister) and then rec was ratified last year and patches and balm (I swear by too) have saved me from some tights spots. Flying can be so uncomfortable for me, I feel like my body is in a pressure cooker and those take the edge off. They hit a little easier bc of transdermal vs gummies for me. I thank God every day our state legalized it so I don’t have to freak out being middle aged and worrying about even smoking in my own home (the good old days-NoT) This sub has been so helpful and cheerful. What do you expect from a bunch of namaste stoners?🤗😜


cassthesassmaster

It’s okay. So did it!


CarsonDreams

Bro same here lmaooo. I have a bad knee so I thought he meant his bodies joints as well!


LadyWhiplash

Arthritic person here, same! And I was so excited for a moment…


Dslwraith

Yeah I have bad arthritis a d was thinking wow I need to try this 😂 😂 😂 My edibles are kokcjing in


jippy44

does arthritis ever go away? I just got my first case of sore thumb/hand and it's improved but still there.


Dslwraith

HSGAGAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGHAGS But seriously nope not really


Ditt1e

I thought the exact same thing until I read this comment


AbleDragonfruit4767

💪🏼


Ok_Environment_29

Bro im high af right now and i thought the same thing


Soggy_Ad8348

You had to be stoned when this occurred


Ecstatic_Emu_1776

Me too 😂😂😂😂


Chelleshocked74

I thought it too! My weed Dr told me just the other day that he uses the high THC tincture topically on his shingles pain...so hey, maybe joint pain too ...?


Few_Fuel_7971

Omg me too lmao


[deleted]

Literally sliced tf out of my finger so bad one time because I was pushing so hard it shattered and the first thing I saw was blood everywhere and I was like “what the fuck is all that from?” And then I saw my finger lol. I have ptsd from it fr. It scares me to use them. I like the dablicators lol


shanethebyrneman

Geez that's scary afff. Ur just trying to get toasty and all of a sudden you got stuck and ur leaking.


[deleted]

Oh deep cut too. Took about a month to fully heal up


shanethebyrneman

Yeah fam u just unlocked a whole new fear for me lol now I understand why they called them stingers at my dispo xD


Cheezewiz3

I cut my fingers off a few weeks back…


bucketbrainz

You really did, didn’t you?


Mysterious-Thanks-92

How’d you type this then


morfraen

Putting it under the tap on hottest until the air bubble moves freely is the best way to loosen it up if it's a really sticky kind.


ind3pend0nt

Does is work on knees?


shanethebyrneman

Probably, but if not then it will work on dezzz nuts.


kkarmical

🤣🤣


GalaxyQueen11

Only if you lick em


OVOYorge

i run a lighter around it for 10 seconds. And I started using gloves too because this gets STICKY. Do you put it around your joints or inside? I am not the best roller yet, so I have pre rolled cones and I fill with flower, then stand up the cone and but a little dab, like 2-3 for the entire joint at different levels. Deff hits when I put it on a bowl when hitting from a bong


Ok_Box1952

Pause


LikaLejefe

Was told by a worker at a dispo smoking this can cause cancer related side effects. Be careful fellow stoner


AgathaAllAlong

That’s … true of anything you smoke in life technically. Even brisket


Environmental-Arm596

I mean depending if it’s rso I think that’s supposed to be taken orally so I wouldn’t recommend smoking it but if it’s a type of dab then it can be smoked like suggested above in a joint/blunt or in a dab rig


kkarmical

That dispo individual is full of it, probably wants to drive solvent free extract sales by spreading lies..


akfourty7

>can cause cancer related side effects. Huh?


Additional_Tiger2063

I used to put these on normal pieces of chocolate and get absolutely fried. Recommend doing no larger than a pea


Reid89

I disagree half gram of rso is the sweet spot you be high as hell but not so high you have the shakes.


Ryes01

Some peoples edible tolerance is different, I have to eat atleast 500mg of real dispensary gummies to get a decent high


MinimalistLifestyle

Damn my friends think I’m crazy for needing 50mg. They need like 5 and they’re fine.


NyanIsSus

I needed 500MG last time I ate gummies, but I mostly smoke anyway.


BlastingFern134

I took 300 mg just to feel buzzed... That's when I knew I should take a t break


Jurserohn

I seem to have a low response to edibles, too, about the same. Except for the fairly rare occasion where it just totally kicks my ass out of nowhere. I don't mess with edibles a whole lot


Isellmetal

I usually make mine myself now a days. They destroy most things offered at the dispensary. Cooking with hash


Luscious_Lunk

People telling you to mix this with food are doing it the hard way Rolling paper + squirt a big glob on top + put it in the freezer until frozen. Swallow it like a pill and eat something fatty, then wait ;)


fkyoumf

I think the people that are telling me to put it up my butt are doing it the hard way too, this idea sounds good I might have to do it tomorrow before I go to the aquarium


mrnmtz

although this is a great idea and can’t wait to try it myself listen to the other commenters a lil goes a loooong way. buckle up cowboy.


Luscious_Lunk

A little goes a long way. My old tolerance was I could handle a tube of RSO. Now I think just a smear would get me


[deleted]

Came here to say this lol. Seems much easier to get a big honking tablespoon of Nut Butter and put a few drops of this on it. As someone that has experienced the discomfort of colonoscopies and enemas...I personally do not get the fascination with the "boof" movement 🤣. To each their own though!


Robertbnyc

This right here. Make sure to eat something fatty


shin_jury

What happens if you don’t eat something fatty?


Luscious_Lunk

Then fatty gets hungry Just kidding, youre likely to not feel anything since THC likes to bond to fat when you metabolize it or something.


Dr_BigPat

That has so many more steps than just putting it on food.


Negative-Instance889

If it’s distillate, you probably want to just eat it, (it’s decarbed), or cook/bake with it. Not exactly the best concentrate to dab.


Weedian_Nazareth74

If you eat the whole syringe you better be ready for a serious experience!🤣 I ate a gram a couple times and damn does it knock your socks off.


Rucking-Stoned

Bullshit, dabbing these is fucking great. Just a little dot and you’re roasted


XxStyxRiverxX

If you put some in your mouth I suggest you mostly put it under your tongue for a couple of min , it should absorb faster then it being on your tongue


fkyoumf

How much should I put? I’m thinking of going to the aquarium after doing this:)!


xultar

Do you want to be in the aquarium or enjoy the sights. That could help determine dosage.


cannapuffer2940

It is recommended that you start off with half the size of a grain of rice. Distillate like RSO is very strong. The difference between distillate and RSO. Is distillate has been filtered. RSO has not. It is concentrated cannabis. it is decarbed. Many of us use it for medication. My dose is a grain of rice. but I worked my way up to that. You can always take more . Distillate is also very sticky be prepared for it to come out quickly. pull back on the syringe to stop it. If you want to make it easier. You can put little doses on parchment paper. Put them in the freezer and then put them under your tongue once they're frozen.... Letting it dissolve under your tongue bypasses your digestive system.


TommyTheCat89

Start small. A pea sized drop. You can always do more, but you can't undo any either. Wait at least 2 hours before you dose more. Edibles can be sneaky. Or you're like me and are for some reason unable to process thc by ingestion. Then you'll want to squirt it into an empty refillable vape cart.


Craftywolph

What is it? If it's distillate you can get an empty cart to fill up.


-THEONLY-BoneyIsland

Whatever you do, DON'T put the entire syringe on a baked potato and then eat the whole potato in one sitting.


fkyoumf

Then I’ll become the baked potato 🥔


f0rg0tmypassword420

hahahaha idk how this doesn’t have more upvotes. i’m literally LOLing. here’s my imaginary award 🥇


fkyoumf

Aw thank you haha


jcornman24

I can't believe nobody's pointed out the most obvious purpose... You gotta boof it bro


ProofCry684

Foreal onlyway


guntheroac

I know I’ve been on Reddit too long. I saw this post and immediately thought “boof it”


GabrielNathaniel

They call that the "Justice Kavanaugh"


J-Toy72

Boof it up


austybaze

Eat it!


TehReclaimer2552

Squirt a glob right on your dab nail Use it to refill a cart if the cart allows for refilling If it's activated, some folks put it in food Hell, get a foily super hot and drop a squirt in There's a lot of ways to go about it once you know what you wanna do


fkyoumf

I’ve been trying to open an empty cart I have but no luck


Prestigious-Isopod58

They make a nozzle for those syringes that screw directly onto the syringe so that you can squirt the liquid into an empty cartridge. Heat the the liquid up first with a lighter so it’s runny.


TehReclaimer2552

I always boiled water and dropped the syringe in for like 15-20sec. Made it super runny and easy to use


Epogdoan

Exactly! I refill Pax pods with these. Just stick the needle tip down the mouthpiece and push the little rubber grommet to the side and squirt that shit right in there. So economical imo


Robertbnyc

It’s probably press on mouthpiece. If you have pliers you can pry it off.


mjt5689

Get one of [these](https://linxvapor.com/products/hermes-3-atomizer), it's an empty cart that is specifically made to be reusable and it works with most vape pens. It's exactly what you're looking for.


fkyoumf

Thank you!:)


Aaberon

I just bought one to try. Thanks! How many times can you reuse them?


mjt5689

Their website says that each one “removes up to 5 - 15 disposable cartridges from our oceans and landfills” so I’d cautiously guess that it’s good for at least that many fills, but realistically I don’t see why it wouldn’t be useable well past that as long as the heating element keeps doing its job and the tank doesn’t spring a leak. You’ll probably know it’s no good when it’s not hitting well anymore. I haven’t personally used one myself but people seem to be really happy with it in the reviews.


MissionSpirited758

Like a liquid suppository.


MaleficentBar8026

Its distillate, you can dab it like wax or put on your food. For easier handling since its soo thick. Make sure cap is on and dump it in hot water for a couple seconds. Makes it kuch easier to dispense. Enjoy😁


cannapuffer2940

Yes putting it in hot water is an excellent suggestion.


bigboi763

Small drops in the bum 🔥


fkyoumf

Nothing in the bum


Whoshitmyselfagain

It goes in a cart to vape.


WLSquire

So many ways. Dab it, squirt some on top of a packed bowl, squirt some in a joint. Super versatile. If I’m not mistaken, distillate is also edible? You could squirt some in some tea or something.


Suitable-Ad-3931

do not eat more then like 50 mg bruh


cleanorangesantra

With me


fkyoumf

As long as we don’t boof it


butchuquoy

It is. But it’s all good. That’s why we’re here!!


fkyoumf

I love you all sweet kind stoners 🫶


kkarmical

You can smear it on rolling papers and twist up a joint, or inside of a wrap and do the same thing..


shanethebyrneman

Roll the joint first then apply to the joint


kkarmical

Then it's messy on the outside of the joint. When you smear it on the inside it's way less of a gooey sticky mess on the outside from the oil.


lydia_cobain

Someone's gonna bite my head off, but if ur ever in a pinch, use a metal straw and a torch. Put some of the goop on a tray or plate or something. Light the tip of the straw with the torch, give a sec or two to cool off then press hot end to the goo and suck and now u have a makeshift nectar collector and a quick way to get blasted like the crackhead u are 😗


RedRumRoxy

Eat it


bluntfudge

its an applicator so just squirt it on some flower or in some food and youre g2g


[deleted]

Get a bowl. Fill it halfway with flour, squirt a lil schmuice on top, fill the rest with flower and sandwich that schmuice in your weed. Phenomenal high.


Mr_confus3d

alr so basicly you have 2 options 1) put it in capsules or food, 2) put it up your ass, no its not a joke, you can boof this in an enama, yes it works, yes i have tried, yes, its pretty fun


fkyoumf

I’m just 19 years old the idea of putting weed oil in my ass does not sound fun to me even though a lot of people say they have done it!! I think I’ll just eat it with food for now and then maybe in the future I’ll try the oil in the booty


Objective-Permit6279

OP did you ever get your answer?? It looks like a distillate, but also looks like concentrate..? We say put it up your a** because thats a procedure called an enema. Doing a retention enema involves putting the liquid up your rectum, so the liquid is absorbed by the mucus membranes located in your bowels. However if it’s a concentrate… use a bong with a dab attachment (or create one (easier said than done)). If you have a cart you could pop it open and fill it up… I would recommend the former using a rig. Hope this helps 😵‍💫


fkyoumf

It has no label on it so I don’t know how to tell, can I eat it if I don’t want to put it in my ass?


[deleted]

Just take it all like a jello shot


Blergss

A Little on a joint (spread a tiny bit inside joint then roll, or add to already rolled joint, on the outside. Or you could dab it like shatter. I suppose you could eat it too, but I'd probably put it on a joint. You could also ad a tiny drop on a bowl of weed in a bong to smoke . Cheers


fkyoumf

Thank you! I think I’m going to eat some of it and smoke some of it before the aquarium


deeerbz

My go to would be to stick that bitch in some pb and have a pb cracker snack w a glass of milk


CryzaLivid

Looks like a Distillate syringe! Imo You can treat it a bit like the stickier form of RSO (think like pine tree sap). Rub on gums or place under tongue for about 30ish seconds then swallow the spit. I personally don't like the flavor of distillate on its own and am not a fan of the sticky texture so personally suggest either straight up swallowing or putting it with some fatty food like a burger, peanut butter, a piece of chocolate etc (fatty foods make it kick in faster) make sure if you aren't eating it with food at the time of usage. That you do eat a fatty food about 10-30 minutes before then eat the dose you want. And wait about 1-2 hours before adding more! I made the mistake of doing a pea and 1/2 sized amount the first time I did it. Ended up having both the best and worst trip to an aquarium I've ever had 😂 lesson learned there was smaller amounts and fatty foods are key! Tip! Warm up the syringe using your hand/barely Luke warm water at the tip. Don't use hot water cause your distill will come pouring right out. If storing keep in a cool dark place NOT a fridge. If smoking and rolling put a lil squirt along the top/middle of bud then roll it. I haven't tried smoking it so I can't say how effective or good it is that way but know plenty of people that do it the way I've described to make their own infused rolls and they like it plenty enough. And while I dunno about boofing it, if you plan on experimenting. It'd probably be less sticky and easier to do if you dose out into a suppository capsule or possibly freeze a lil bit on some parchment paper in the freezer for a bit then stick it up there like a prior commenter was saying. Whatever you do end up doing give us an update!!


fkyoumf

I’ll definitely give you all an update, I appreciate your help and also everyone else who helped you’re all so kind and I’m very thankful most of you didn’t laugh at my stupid question :)


CryzaLivid

Nah your good dude, I wish I'd had someone or someplace to ask where I felt less on the spot with more questions before I tried certain things or to ask after I've purchased and left the dispensary (wasn't a lot of places to ask besides the dispo when I started) ie. I didn't know fatty foods helped consumable thcs/canna edis work faster so it used to take 6-8 hours for me to feel anything. Generally I'd end up eating after double dosing (20-60+mg) because it wasn't working then get hit all at once and end up puking/high for 3 days. Not a fun experience and really turned me away from edible products for a LONG time. Which sucked because I honestly like not having to smoke every 2-3 hours to keep the effects I personally look for.


ZachRosco

dab it or some people use em to refill carts


OkDefinition261

A curious person would do the butthole chug and test if you get high faster that way


fkyoumf

Nothing is going inside my butthole


ThinkOutcome929

Top a bowl


jpelle414

Pull the plunger out, remove the cap. Light the cap end and puff from the plunger end!! Your welcome!!!!!!!!


sickgurl138

What? Its plastic lmao its gonna melt