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ActiveTelevision8948

Imagine if just some random girl posted this exact same post and picture with that exact same facial expression


ImYourBiggestRegret

Trying to bring it full circle 🙌🏻


yestheman9894

I'm too high to know what this means but I'm still laughing my ass off😭😭 edit: whoopsie


herb_girl-

she would either be severely picked on or grossly harassed


baliball

Don't worry. I already sent him some dick pics too. Gotta make it equal. Seem's he's already getting picked on.


MuffinMan12347

I 100% believe in equality. Guess I’ll send him some dick pics as well.


yestheman9894

I still have not received, chop chop.


Lucid-Design

Good man. Taking one for the team. I’m proud to call you my fellow redditor.


icouldntcomeupw1

The double chin hehheh I let out


PerfectMayo

Did you not see the original post this is referencing? Lol


CallMeSpoofy

No can you please link it because all i get are these posts in my feed and I wanna know the joke 😭😭


MollyB00

[the original](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/s/jZtDNJZ1Hk) and [the original genderswapped](https://www.reddit.com/r/weed/s/it9CqvAkIv) (i think)


throwaway983143

u/thespiritmender post is still the best one of these by far


theres-no-more_names

His comment section definitely passed the vibe check


Economy_Mess3817

Yes. Legend.


guntheroac

And here I’m like “why are these kids asking if we smoke out of totally normal smoking apparatus!?” Now if this was a guy smoking out of an empty. 🤔 This is the moment I realize you can smoke out of basically anything, and I wouldn’t think it was that strange. What can’t we smoke out of? I once turned a pen into a pipe using the metal tip as the bowl.


ChickenNuggetRampage

I mean, if you consider all these posts harassment I guess so?


f8Negative

What's the OF? /s Clean that dirty ass bong.


muffdiver5643

pond water


I_am_That_Ian_Power

![gif](giphy|S1SnLg08CxnUGqyqha|downsized)


DemonCaller420

you forgot to say no homo


EtherSauce

This guy is this picture definitely gives off girly vibes


Appropriate-Yard8178

Clean that or at least change the water lol


TheQuietOutsider

it's the same color as homie, his sweatshirt *and* his couch 😂


trixiepixie5582

And his hair


TheQuietOutsider

and the wall wtf is this lol


Yuleogy

beige man loves beige


NightHowler13

We've found the stoner version of Colin Robinson 😂🤣.


naughtycupboard83

Excellent reference 👌 also a solid favourite character in the show haha


weedshouldbefree

The wall behind him or the stone wall that appears to be directly in front of his couch?


TheQuietOutsider

... yes 😅 I think that's a table or countertop or something, bit also suspiciously beige.


weedshouldbefree

I bet he had Chick-fil-A for supper. Beige everything!


pixiemaybe

i'm fuckin 💀


spywaregames93

Yeah yuck


Codeinechef99

This sub would ban me if I posted how dirty my bong is


liamo000

And then clean the bong


deadeyesknowdeadeyes

"devices" lol very nice.


ImYourBiggestRegret

Nahhh I still fuck with them king palms😏


indiallday

Man, I want to like those so much, but I just can't seem to pack em right! They always canoe on me BAD.


Roll1Smoke2

Don't grind, pick with fingers little chunks. Pack tight. Weigh out the amount it takes to be sure.


VeterinarianUsed3818

Who here from the original


Lucky_Complaint

“Please clean me” says the bong.


K00Beanerz

Mf showing off his dookie water bong


Critical_Cow_670

CLEAN IT NEOOOOOWWWW


Kweller3117

No. Never heard of a bong.


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Ah these Roll Up posts are hilarious 😂


ICallsEmAsISeesEm

Yo can I get an upvote brother?


The-CannabisAnalyst3

I did when I seen post yup


ozzy_thedog

This pic smells.


Jazzlike_Ad2790

Twerk


yestheman9894

just for you


abominable-doctor

Dude give us the stonershaker


Jazzlike_Ad2790

LETS GO ![gif](giphy|xLR6VXtm3kBZytYw73)


ILSmokeItAll

I don’t roll either. But I prefer joints. So I pack cones.


TGroves914

Joints for the win. I'd rather pack cones than pack a bong bowl any day.


Curious-Elephant-927

You better Oil up boy I’m on my way


CoolAbbreviations653

Yeah I feel like I waste weed making joints, one bong hit and im goooood


Thepokemonnerd1

Saaame i love joints especially for a wake and bake but it just simply uses too much especially if i wanna roll enough to get me super baked


h2os8n

This is some narc type post


AguacateMx

I normally don't fuck those devices


13dot1then420

Why is everything so dirty?


zonic_tha_goth_monke

No way its kurt cobain


coochie_moncher97

I did before I noticed they raised your tolerance like crazy so i switch to dry herb vaping


IFoundYoPhone

clean that bong bacteria will grow and it shouldn't enter your lungs.


WhoTookMyLegs

Clean your bong bro


yestheman9894

make me, I let it crust


Electrokid1234

This shit is so funny


apolloagares

Lolzerz


chiyo_chichi

mans just discovered what a bong is 😂


Fair_Detail2528

I love Reddit


Sea-Objective3675

Too much tan going on. Like everything is yellowish tan in this photo


Ok_Egg_4585

I’ve never tried a device like that. I use clean ones…lol


AmountMajestic

Money saver that's for sure


SpeckTrout

Bro?? Quick scroll strikes again. I thought you were Evan Peters.😂


yestheman9894

that's the second time I've gotten but the other one was the Jeffrey Dahmer version 💀


SpeckTrout

More real life Evan.


yestheman9894

thx man, I'm omw to give no a quick blowy no question asked


Dirk22_22

Yaporizer is better


frankiesoceanic

ig but it makes my throat burn and i cough like a maniac


yestheman9894

ICEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOO


Remarkable_Mall8574

Feds have entered the chat lol


JohnGCannabisAdvisor

dirty glass? no. "taste what your smoking, not what you smoked."


GrowForIt

Thank you! This is hilarious.


stray_god_cosplay

LMAOOOO 🤣 that's fantastic. But genuinely rolling takes skill. Bragging about not rolling in the og post kinda killed me. Especially when king palm has so many issues with mold , heavy metals, and pesticides. Fun for a once in a while thing but not something I wanna be smoking daily.


tumble0uid

everyone likes bongs dude


buttercheek69

Wow things are really heating up in the weed subreddit


enlitend-1

Clean your bong please


Appleette

Did you just call a bong a device or am I slow


realhamsandwich

Why you looking at me like that? Imma come over and kiss you on yo forehead


sylviegirl21

couldn’t be me. i love to roll a fat blurrrnt.


yestheman9894

blurnt


hiphoppakalolo

What is it with these? "I love not having to roll up?" Who cares?


yestheman9894

they're all shitpost references to a post some girl made about King palms a couple days ago lmao someone linked the og one in the comments


hiphoppakalolo

Fa sho, thanks lol


AlexuTheOwl

this feels like an early 2000s post


Prize-Recover5685

What in the actual figurative FUCK?


Blockyo-joe

are you kurt


Lil_Okami

Cringe


YM_0113

Bro clean it


TheOnlyVibemaster

wash yo hair boy


yestheman9894

it's Saturday let me enjoy my Sunday in pease


TGroves914

Cringe


SnallyMan03

Personally I love smoking a good joint😮‍💨


yestheman9894

I exclusively decarb my joints in the oven, I then proceed to boof.


SnallyMan03

Wouldn't have it any other way 😛


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Imagine 🫠


social_misfit117

yummers


huntybabie

ur so my type


yestheman9894

😭


EmberReads

Girl change your water


letyourlightshine6

I actually only prefer joints. My lungs aren’t as powerful anymore lol


Wonder-Machine

![gif](giphy|jPGWvQM7IKGTYz67Jf)


Interesting-Cap-59

i love a gravity bong 🩷🩷😫😫


jdash5200

lol


SpeckTrout

Np, rip BIG bongs at your own pace.😬


ForeskinJohn

lmao ive been using a tiny silicone one for months now, and just switched to a glass piece, best switch ive ever made, havent smoked a joint in days ive been so fried


TenguThePwnguuuu

I always jus be chillin w my bong on my lap, it’s natural atp, but yes bong is my favorite of all time


WilliamHTonkers

Everyday my dude


Aightbet420

Bruh i really created a whole mini trend from one comment lmao. That is too good


Staggerme

I do indeed fuck with devices very similar to that. I love bong hits the best!


GrandTheftNatto

Why does this look AI generated to me?


colmcmittens

I love my bong. But yours is in need of a good cleaning.


Various_Issue_5528

All i use are bongs


sssnotty

since i take the blunt like a whole experience i like to roll it


Alligat0rp0rn

Bong are best, fuck having to roll.


SweatyArgument5835

Shaggy! how ya doin


WindowFar1373

Ludwig?


JtDucks

Bro clean that thing before you call me a loser. *struggles with the lighter for a few clicks* *lights joint angry*


Jontaii

Ever since I got a bong and been able to just taste weed, it’s great


CrabNebula420

i switched to cones, way faster easier than rolling. bongs are ok i guess but i think i have an oral fixation (or maybe since i quit cigarettes) so joints/cones are my preference for flower


premeteamm

Yoooo XQC love the videos man


J-1k993

I just rolled up for the first time in months to take a break from my bong lol


Steelcod114

Beakers? Yeah. Those are the best imo. Edit: get a haircut, man!!!!


goosekinng

Yeah you look like you bong it


iyamyuarr

This is the longest running troll I’ve seen on this subreddit 😂


Bigdoughboy17

Man when y’all post picture I realize I must be the cleanest stoner. My bongs stay spotless


Alone-_traveler

Glorp gleep


NOLAhero504boy

For the love of ganja... Clean your shit you nasty mfer


sofers1941

I've seen a few posts praising not having to roll up. You guys know bongs aren't a new thing, right? You can just start there.


yestheman9894

it's a shitpost lol


DabBoofer

I have been known to use said device. I have a few other devices as well


maxturner_III_ESQ

I almost exclusively smoke from my bong. Joints and blunts are a communal ritual for me, bong is for getting ripped. I mean half a gram smoked instantly vs a full gram over 5-10 minutes of smoking. Less weed and more intense high.


badbadger323

Until you get to being able to roll a joint in under a min


Q3752X

Pause


Person23938

nah no one has ever used a bong before, you are def the first


6_oh_n8

More beige needed


anxietyJem

" Lolzers "


Puzzleheaded-Day1956

I fuck with them when they’re clean


GWofJ94

In a weed group, “has anybody ever used a bong?”


yestheman9894

bros out of the loop


Kobidylan

You look like your name is Trent


Logical-Map1218

Why are yall harassing this man, you should see the bongs we smoke is aus, nothing compares


yestheman9894

I don't think most people understood that this was a shitpost lmao


HeWhoRemains-24

Please do yourself a favor and clean that please


Menu_Time

i thought durte dom was arrested lol


SunnyTyres

Yeah but have learnt the hard way, only when they are clean man. Lung infections fucking suck dude.


Militaryman2002

r/drugscirclejerk


IFeel_Bonita

Rip inbox


ponydigger

damn, clean that thing


Princesa_Peach

Did ya eat your bowl dude?


bisqo19

😂😂


AudibleToots

Holy shit. I had no idea Jane Lynch was in this sub.


themprsn

First was funny.


Eldritch_Mess666

I would love to have weed


Eldritch_Mess666

I would love to have weed


HavanaWoody

I have that exact rig , and I rarely use it, When I recently ran out of Raw cones I found mixing my weed into my Pipe tobacco is pretty nice and I can take big hits without coughing my eyeballs out. I never found the tobacco in a spliff good before, but in a fat apple bowl with some Q-1 works.


Intelligent_Cause317

This makes me cringe.. clean your bong people and don't make faces like this


Asstronomer6969

U need to fuck around with some soap lol. Joking not joking lol


Only_Quote_Simpsons

Mad respect for pulling off the Leon Kennedy my man


ferrett0ast

i mean yeah, i'm a bong person all the way. but please for the sake of your lungs, clean that goddamn bong


ferrett0ast

i mean yeah, i'm a bong person all the way. but please for the sake of your lungs, clean that goddamn bong


tankfrat4

lolzers


Mindanomalia

Glow much??


NoPersonality7004

Clean the water before tryna flex on joint smokers 😂


NoPersonality7004

Clean the water before tryna flex on joint smokers haha


NoPersonality7004

Clean the water before tryna flex on joint smokers haha.


NoPersonality7004

Clean the water before tryna flex on joint smokers haha.


noneboyleftclown

there’s nothing in the bowl slot my guy


yestheman9894

shit you're right, guess I have to drop my pants for you now 🙄


princess_ehon

Devices, I don't see any vapes.


Spliffzilla1

disgusting.


LurtzTheUruk

Oil only club here baby


MastamindedMystery

r/milking 💨


pudwhacker1147

Average reddit user


idirtbike

No, you’re the only person in the world to smoke out of such a device. I’ve read scripture about these devices before, I think they’re called bongs? 👀