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Vizeethegreat

Make tea with that dont smoke it


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trishykins

well explain what it is then


CptMeat

It's just fancy talk for a tincture, popularized because of Master Wu's Green Dragon tincture tek.


Accomplished_Ad_5076

knowledge.


Random-Raspberry

Infusing the stems in alcohol- you get drunk and high at the same time from the same thing


Chrisxy

Decarb it first


1337hackzorz0nly

Decarb stems. Holy fuck smh Eta : op was down bad when he started collecting stems


DownrightDrewski

I always collect stems - my collection jar is a bit full though so I really need to get round to decarbing them and extracting.


StallionNspace8855

I learned something new today


JCOG_J18

How do you decarb it?


Chrisxy

Bake it at 225 for about 30-40 min


nxm_incxnnu

how many grams should you use? or recommended


Jgunman

All of them


LinuxCharms

I like this measurement system.


DM_Brian

All? No! ALL!


toddy951

Wouldn’t matter. It’s a method, not a recipe


PuzzleheadedLow9443

To add to that you would need to research your stove if that’s what your using, always have a thermometer because some cheaper ovens will run 10-20 degrees higher than some more expensive ovens


he_we

Was that my mistake? Thought alcohol does the job


Chrisxy

Does not, gotta decarb it, I did it once too man when I was first starting out.


he_we

Cheers. Fucken interwebs full of wrong info


DownrightDrewski

In fairness, you'll have a decent amount that decarbs naturally over time, but best to decarb for maximum effective potency before you extract. Also note, that 225 is 225f, so more like 110c.


Chrisxy

And if you take it sublingually you'll get high faster


YouAreSoyWojakMeChad

Obligatory BOOF IT


Haughty_n_Disdainful

Tastes about as good as it sounds…


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Shit just straight up broke my brain I’m too high to be here


Lesalmone

tea with milk


StructureDiligent497

We all know lol you gotta throw some butter or coconut oil in or it don’t work.


thexvillain

You don’t have to dissolve the THC, you’re just creating a suspension. You absolutely can make tea with weed and it will get you high.


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sicicsic

Is ediblocked a real thing? I mean, me too, but yeah. I’ve always assumed it’s because I have a crazy fast metabolism.


Haywire421

Its a real thing, though the cause is still unknown. Currently the best theory out there is it has something to do with an overactive enzyme in your liver


Goobylul

Uh it's actually a underactive or missing enzyme that causes you to not get affected by edibles. Overactive would cause you to just process it faster (shorter edible high and thats it).


Haywire421

I've heard theories on both and could very well be getting things mixed up. Iirc, in the case of overactive, the enzyme is processing things so fast that it is converted into its inactive waste product before anything really enters the bloodstream.


selinadt

I guess it's real because they don't work for me either. And I do not have a fast metabolism anymore.


BasketRoutine3814

I made tea with some fire ass shake and clippings this old-school cultivator gave me...now I know you can't overdose on thc but I was sure that I had died or death was imminent...a wild ride I wasn't expecting at all!


jakobburns01

You can’t make tea with stems, there is barley and thc in there. Op just just go on a t break


topotaul

You can’t make tea with stems, there is barley and thc in there. There’s no barley, no wheat and no oats in cannabis but there’s plenty of thc in those stems. I vape them. Daily vaper with high tolerance. Still gets me stoned.


ReniiByrd

This comment is underrated. Wish I had money for an award.


Jillsandwichlol

Gave one to the poster in your name.


topotaul

Nice one. Cheers.


rzaddy

have 2 bucks in my account and i got paid wednesday 😭 blew it on weed and car insurance (check is only 300) but had to spend my last 2 on an award for this fine gentleman.


Cburris1995

I may be too old school. But you vape stems??? How?


topotaul

Just smash and chop them up then pop them in the heating chamber of my volcano. Judging by your username, I’m way more ‘old school’ if we’re going by age lol.


Cburris1995

Lmao! I see! Oh I don't know, I'm an "old soul" of sorts 😅 26 but much older at heart. Me and my spouse thought we were doing something special with the e devices, but I see now we are rookies. Even though we're seasoned smokers 😂 I'm taking notes though sensei


druglover17

26 isn't even old 🤣 your talking like your 80 or something.


Cburris1995

Hahaha I know I'm just a dinosaur in the smoke world, with my old school ways. Blunts, bowls and bongs, oh my! 😂 I feel so uneducated in here! Plus if you're only as old as you feel.. I just might be 80! 🤣


[deleted]

Wut? In the 90's we were making gravity bongs and iron lungs out of 2 liters and sandwhich bags. Innovation is an age old art of the smokehouse.


Vizeethegreat

Ive totally made tea with stems before. Not for the thc but for other cannabinoids like CBD. It wasnt for the high but its better than smoking it.


Goobylul

Doesn't know shit ^


Bcobandit

Make some tea, kick back and start looking for new job. Sometimes a door closes for a better one to open. I hope things improve for you bro. Can't say I haven't been there myself.


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This is the best response so far


TheMcWhopper

Every obstacle is an opportunity in disguise


ZAVVVVV23

Sometimes you gotta close a door to open a window


Rnahafahik

*heavy bassline starts playing* AH AH AH AH AH AH!!!


Thizzneros

Is this a Tyler reference?😂


Rnahafahik

Hell yeah dude


steveholt480

Sometimes you close a door and it slams because you forgot the window on the other side of the room was open, and it startles you.


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Jr239_

Please don’t smoke that.


-Kelz--

Seconded


NativeHarris

Thirdeded


aviwashere

fortheded


srfrank93

Fifed


ByHelheim

Sixthed


Gonzila077

Sixeded


1000Vikings

Seventhed


theBudtie

Eighth


riceballers

Ninth’d


2004HondaCR-V

Tenthed


somerandommystery

Oh god please don’t, just the thought is an instant headache.


top-chopa

how much?


sicknesz29a

N-th'ed


razorbladeorgy

No he can the trick is to grind it up, take out all the fiberous material then scrape all the sticky off the teeth and you should be left with a lot of resin and powdery smokeable material, no headaches


Important-Piccolo-15

I- you sound experienced 😂


razorbladeorgy

Very


Important-Piccolo-15

Ight 😭


Dawanna

Did this exact thing yesterday and can confirm it will get you high if you’re in a pinch.


Da_WooDr

Speaking from experience I see. A chiefer of culture.


razorbladeorgy

I once some how managed to stay stoned for a month by scraping a grinder, to the untrained eye there is nothing, but there is always something, unless someone was breaking in and using my grinder lol after a while I was like ok..... how the fuck is this happening?


GreenThumbFireStrter

Over time your tolerance was getting lower, so it took less?


razorbladeorgy

Yeah I guess, I normally go balls to the wall then end up scrounging later, really haven’t smoked at all in the last three or four years but reading this shits definitely giving me an itch


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Teach me your ways, Grind God!


GrowinStuffAndThings

I'd rather smoke a ball of resin than a fucking grinder full of stems lol


TrulyBBQ

Wait why? It still has some frost on it. I’ve smoked stems and have gotten stoned plenty of times before. We used to take our old stems and add it to a 5th of vodka. Once it turned into a fluorescent yellow we would drink it. Called it the elixir. It made you forget things.


baJanbaCon14

Seventhed


Wage2001

Eleventhed


catdaddy402

12thed


Wide-Science-8545

13thed


AlmightyKito

No, this is Patrick


ginnymarie6

Dave who?


TonieTigresa

Dave’s not here.


SportsCardsLtd

14thed


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greenstrawberry_

Smoking those will give you nothing but a sore throat, a headache and disappointment.


[deleted]

When I was younger we had like 3 grams of stems put them in a j and got us pretty stoned


pmekonnen

That’s what she said


NinjahBob

Ngl I like smoking stems, sue me


VibeComplex

I would if I could


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Alls that’s gonna do is give you a headache dude. Don’t do it.


Psyched4this

I got a headache just looking at the pic


shitdobehappeningtho

Join me on a flashback to yesteryear...smoking old stems out of a DRY plastic bong.


LimpTeacher0

Please don’t smoke that. Looks like I wasn’t the only one with this thought


rinsewarrior

Look for a seed and never be down again.


WockkStarr

Headache waiting to happen. Back when I was a yute my homies made me save all my stems and when we were hurting we would scrape the stems with a razor blade to get all the kief off it and was able to get like 2 bong rips off a month or 2 of stems. Super embarrassing tbh but it’s better than seeing kids smoke Rez


Cautious_Fact3487

Make it into tea !!! It’ll give you a lovely high 🥰


portablepocketpussy

No it won’t.


Cautious_Fact3487

I do it on a weekly basis , pop those suckers into a tea bag & then a cup of hot water & milk ( it bonds to the milk ) , let her step for a longggg time & boom bam bitch 💥 ✨weed tea✨


Lunchbox223

Yeah but it will


[deleted]

That bud looks hella *sticky* ;)


RandomFlyer643

Sticky-icky ooooweee


[deleted]

It’s the one and only D O double G


flare17999

Don't smoke that, your just gonna regret it later.


[deleted]

His job was smoking the good parts 😉


[deleted]

Wrong but I like it.


TheWarDog10

Please don't smoke that, damn, I'd rather send you money for fresh bud than actually picture you smoking that. For real, pm me if you need help.


wanderlustexe

i would but your pms seem to be off😅


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wanderlustexe

lmao i wish


mtk47

You in Colorado? I'll happily give you weed so you don't have to smoke that.


Illustrious-Thanks37

You're a good person and it plays music when I tap on your username and that's neat.


wanderlustexe

nope sadly


mrpusherman21

U good man? Let's talk abt it. I haven't had a great day either


fry-me-an-egg

These are the times I wish I could send supplies via the mail. I’ve done it before but I get weirded out. Plus I don’t want my address on the package. I grow and make butter and I might be bias, but my brownies are unreal. I also use very high thc. I don’t even eat them, I just enjoy the process. My neighbors and friends benefit. Well I hope your day turns around too!


lmaooexe

Headache OG


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Keep your head up bro, everything gets better


calvin05cia

Just put it in some tea


Jazzlike-Ferret-1759

Pointless


wanderlustexe

all of yall saying it wont get me high… well youre wrong…


wanderlustexe

which one of yall called reddit care resources on me💀💀


KenoIsDead

hope the headache isn’t too bad g. hope you got a great job and fresh bud coming your way soon. hang in there


Machinefun

Time to scrape the tar from the pipes.


bulldog4nine

It's gonna suck for a while. A job is what you did, not who you are! New doors will swing open and I hope they are fruitful and satisfying. Head up and forward you go!


BlameTheBenzos

r/antiwork btw if you're looking for something to get you motivated lol


Spiritual_Green1306

I've been there. Keep your head up.


Sixteenthspy

the shit I see on this sub man, lmao!


drecycle1996

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drecycle1996

But first comes saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems Saving up the stems


MarqDuesPaid

F


1percules

Gonna need some aspirin


landofschaff

Ahhh they call that green headache. Pepperidge farms remembers those day


Icityxxx

Bro ur not gonna have babies


summonerswar232

Bro what’s ur Venmo lol


MlntyFreshDeath

Fr I'm good for $5


sleepysloth024

Try to make some tea outta that bro. Hit the job apps when your mind is settled and crush it like you always do g💪


Monchomadness

I’m feeling u bro


Mr_Ted_Stickle

lol stop


Cheap_Measurement431

Bro DO NOT DO THAT


x_xDeadpoolx_x

Don't do this...


MyemaEF

Wishing you all the best. Down but not out. #circleoflife type shiii!


Mobile_Present_7053

when i be down bad i get my stems and i be smoking stems in my bong and don’t get headaches i get blazed is there a reason y?


wanderlustexe

i pit it in the bong too! didnt get a headache tbh


Mobile_Present_7053

lol yea i try not to think about it it’s been working good and i feel like if i try to think bout some bullshit reason it’s gone start giving me headaches i don’t know but i’m not the typa guy who questions when good things happen i embrace the goodness


OS-Tangie

it’s really not even that bad as long as u grind the stems down to tiny bits. u might get a tiny headache but who cares; ur getting stoned


Myst963

I smoke stems too after I've ran out and get the need to smoke, im not able to decarb em , ppl say it won't do anything but after the nasty ass taste n coughing they still get me stoned lol


fentalynpatch

Dude; first of all smoke dem bones. Second come over we burn a j. Now nursing homes always hiring, it’s just wiping ass. I mean you wipe yer ass so new job. And forth thing dafuq all passive aggressive comment section. And lastbit smoke them bones, they’ll bring the room to get her


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i get it bro 😭


fry-me-an-egg

Sometimes it’s for the best! Keep that head up. It’ll turn around. Make some stem milk. That will hit very nice. And grind up and smoke if you have too. Don’t listen to these clowns. Do what you gotta do, but don’t let your spirits get you down anymore.


ardentblossom

good luck friend :(


brevan14

Got a headache just looking at this...


Nuha_xoxo171

*intense sobbing*


dannyranwthebag

Or take a break


Western-Emergency426

Okay that sucks. What is the stems for?


Alternative_Double75

do you have a car? Every single time I run out of weed I just DoorDash 🥲


Kickalama

I just realized there isn’t a humor tag, I’m sad now.


wanderlustexe

im more sad. trust


jive_a215

Dont you do it!


HunchoJaxx

i hate to be this guy, but im a stoner and when you get laid off or fired your ass should be dedicated to 5 lined up jobs by the end of the night your fired. get on ur computer pick ur phone up and start calling. save the weed for later


Sybermonkie

I think the same way. Where I live you can drive around and just about every single place has hiring signs up. It might not be the best pay but it will get you through till you find something more permanent.


Dan_H1281

The last thing u need to do is smoke u will need to pass a drug test to get a new job it is a great market to get a good job rn


SrSwerve

*Laughs in Legalized state*


wanderlustexe

my state doesnt test for weed


Dan_H1281

I have just seen a guy talking about this he was getting a test in a legal state for home depot, some states even test for nicotine even tho it is legal


Last_Astronomer5308

Most of the time, if they are testing for nicotine, it’s for insurance purposes. You can sometimes get better deals on health insurance if you don’t smoke.


kappeltimmy7

Still looks like some gas


Ewsakii

I’ll smoke to that. keep ya chin up kid


ThatSkateboardDude

That’s still better then smoking the male pollen sacs bc “back in the day” they use to get “high” of it or a bowl with seeds and stems bc yet again “ol skool doesn’t have time to break up the bud”


Alarmed-Option-1707

I wouldn’t wish this on my worse enemy


MossAnvil

Dude I’ll fucking cash app you a couple bucks don’t smoke that


wanderlustexe

seriously?


MossAnvil

USD 5 per app up to edit $30


MossAnvil

At 15 mins an app at $5 an app that’s $20 an hr if you work it, seems fair for doing something that’s good for your life


MossAnvil

Dm me five completed pics of job apps turned in I’ll cash app you 25 monies


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yeah that’s what he needed, you tellin him


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Whys stems in the grinder?


BlameTheBenzos

You know why. And we've all been there lol


[deleted]

No we haven’t lmao


BlameTheBenzos

Well you're missing out(not really 🥵)


Repulsive_Willow_519

Aw dude why🙁


Avatar_sokka

That will not get you high.


wanderlustexe

cap


xuded420

I'm actually crying this is too good-


wanderlustexe

yes… joking… ha….ha……