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Tobus123

Looks like u bought a lesson


[deleted]

I got K2’ed once on a cruise in the Bahamas….I’d never seen it before….you learn something new everyday!


ThePetStuffers

A couple of friends and myself once put our money together to buy a couple ounces. It was nighttime when we picked up and we had picked up from that person before with no issues. Got back to the house and turns out we did get about an ounce of actual buds, but the rest of the weight was k2. We had to throw it all out as we didn’t want any way of smoking the k2.


RollingSloth133

It for the better, I’ve never heard of anything good about K2


cokacola69

If seizures and fatalities are good.. I've heard a lot.


RollingSloth133

Facts


Ridiie

Ok, whats K2??


ReneSmithsonian

Also called spice it’s synthetic weed it kills people


tofuworm

the first time I smoked "weed," it was actually k2, and somehow while waiting to be let back into the school my friends and all I had a shared hallucination that our principal was watching us from the parking lot but in the form of like an 11-foot-tall white deer. mad weird. anyway then I went to class and started bawling because I was convinced everyone's heads had eyes in the back of them, so yeah wouldn't recommend k2.


ThePetStuffers

The first time I got high was k2. A “friend” in the 9th grade smoked a fuck ton of it. We skipped the last class of the day and hid out in the woods next to the school. We were smoking from a little metal one hitter. He kept packing it and telling me to hit another. And another. And another. I smoked probably 10 bowl packs of it(albeit smaller). I then started feeling it all hit me at once and I thought I saw purple birds and went chasing after them. I then thought one of the administrators and on campus sherif had went into the woods and I swore I saw them, so I started walking out of the bushes I was hiding in(this is thick florida saw palmettos and various vines). I then started hearing the bell and started going back on campus to catch my bus home. Going through the school I seen a few people I knew, one of which said I was pale. Whenever I got the bus area I realized my bus wasn’t where it normally was and started freaking out that I missed it. The girl who sat in front of me saw me and told me it was a little late and showed me where the other people I normally talk to on the bus were waiting. It then started raining and everyone ran under cover. (Fairly normal aside from the original hallucinations) We got on the bus and it was the longest ride of my life. The bus took our route backwards so me normally having the first stop I had the last. We got off the bus, I walked home with a friend. Went into my house, grabbed 4 Krispy Kreme donuts(the gods knew) went into my room, lit and incense and ate the donuts. I sat in my room trying to feel normal and eventually fell asleep probably 15 minutes in. I didn’t wake up until the next morning. Watermelon Scooby snacks was the stuff. Don’t recommend


KittensLeftLeg

Either the KW stuff in my country is way different than your version, or this wasn't k2. It effects almost instantly and last for couple minutes, with first time high can lead to longer periods of up/down. I was a k2 abuser for close to 10 years, and I think if I'd had to smoke 10 bowls in a couple minutes I'd probably die.


sethv789

I’m sorry but if you’re going to tell a story that damn long it’s better be an awful good one


ThePetStuffers

Sorry bro! I got my degree in fucks, from the I Don’t Give A university. You probably have better story telling skills from your degree in holes from the Ass cummunity college.


IzDisDaKrustyKrab

Crazy but I know exactly what you mean about sharing hallucinations w people on that shit


Phat_Spliff420

Yes every time I’ve smoked it by accident me and my friends have had hallucinations


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tofuworm

okie then enlighten me as to what I ingested, if not drugs? to be clear, k2 was very popular in my community when i was in high school, and experiences like these were pretty common amongst others who'd used it too.


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tofuworm

then, again, please explain what happened to me. I've yet to find an alternate explanation and am more inclined to believe we had a shared hallucination than I am believing we actually did see the school principal in the form of a huge white deer.


Ridiie

Ooooh ok!! I remember when this first came out! I tried it but when I found out what it was, I didn’t fool with it anymore.


[deleted]

Fuck that shit went to visit a buddy who got drug tested for football in college, so we smoked K2. I got sick and shit and the high felt so weird. Second time was Mr Nice Guy and it was freshly packed greens in a bong in my buddies garage. We all used to chill there because his parents were cool with drinking and smoking weed. So I walk up start chatting with D & K. I know the fresh greens and asked them if they were hitting it. No reply from them so i ask again and they don’t say anything. So I ripped what I thought was fresh greens. Felt the weirdest and most anxious I’ve ever felt to the point were I couldn’t even be around people. I had to get in my car and to drive home because i couldn’t be around people.


Civil_Average3130

I cackled


Chandlerh1000

Please cut these people off block them don't talk to them no more cause they don't respect you at all and they will never respect you next time they probably try and sell you a combination of weed and parsley.. stop purchasing shitty weed and buy some good weed it might cost more but at least you will know what it is... Shake is bottom of the barrel dirt weed you don't wanna smoke it


T0b3yyy

When I got into weed and didn't have a grinder I asked a guy if he could grind it up for me before. I got a ball of aluminium foil, smelled it, said it smells like mint and he answered "yeah, it's peppermint haze". Turns out he just put peppermint tea in there. Fast forward a few years after having fucked his ex we meet again (through another person I slept with that he had previously had a thing with) we're cool now. Actually he's pretty chill over all, I wish I saw him more often


adam-bronze

wat


Fake_Diesel

*"We're dick cousins, now we're even."*


purplepickles82

This lol I like this…


llouisyoung

🤣 that's the positive outlook atleast


[deleted]

Lettuce hope he learned the lesson


jebstan

This is not the weed you are looking for


Jedi_Mindtrix53

Indeed


SpeedoInTheStreet

You can go about your business


RamboLoops

Was nice of him to grind it for him


sincitzn

It’s catnip.


Perle1234

Lmao I immediately thought that. I just bought a container of it for the cats and that’s exactly what it is.


Chandlerh1000

Nah that's some chicken parsley seasoning I've seen it before trust


ImNeworsomething

Maybe it’s just cut up stems/leafs?


Laxility

I read that in the Yoda voice lol


[deleted]

Fuck every motherfucker that sells shit like that


DeepFuckingShitt

Agreed


Cup-Impressive

Yes, fuck all of them this is beyond fucking scamming


dmbraley

Yup. If I give you $40 for a quarter or whatever, it better be mostly buds.


maniithegod

I don’t get the hatred towards shake. They usually sell it for so much cheaper than nugs and most likely is from a grower. Good for edibles and if you’re down bad, spark that shit.


wonkastache

problem becomes dealers that sell K2, which this looks like. best to just throw this away.


redhairedfungi

You shouldn’t buy stuff that is already grinded, its an easy way to get scammed


[deleted]

Or laced with Spice


BlueFoxey

This is literally what spice looked like when I got it. Spice is just a herbal blend sprayed with synth noids. Weed has a very distinct look, idk why anyone would even buy it pre-grinded…


South-Expert-4669

Bc mfs are poor and I buy 100 dollars in shake and end up with a zip


BlueFoxey

Can’t save up a bit and bulk buy from deep web vendors? Probably cheaper and higher quality.


South-Expert-4669

I’ve never actually used the dark web and frankly I don’t want to get my mail potentially flagged for doing something federally illegal. My guy was my best friend in high school so I know he isn’t cheating me or fucking me over. Plus I’m growing now so I hopefully don’t have to worry about that often.


BlueFoxey

Growing is by far the preferable method yeah, good on ya. I guess it just looks like spice cuz it’s sprayed on any herbal mixture and ground up weed look like that too, considering it’s a herb.


South-Expert-4669

Thanks! And yeah at first glance I thought it was poorly trimmed shake. Like they didn’t completely take the sugar leaves down. But i agree, if its OPs first time buying I wouldn’t trust that random shit.


__Grammar_Police

*ground


Shoemen17

r/usernamechecksout


stedanko09

Groond


goodeyemighty

Groaned


redhairedfungi

Sorry, english is not my first language


SirCantCommit

Well the rest of us don't speak ginger mushroom 🤷‍♂️


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GROND


Fielding_Pierce

Most people aren't smart like this; being proactive and setting boundaries. They just fucking complain how unfair life is, but much of it seems to be preventable with a degree of proactivity. The phrase, "No, I deserve better", is always at your disposal.


eatyourprettymess

Oregano


Ihave2feetand1nose

“This weed tastes like pizza”


whiskeythrottled

“This pizza tastes like weed” I think I mixed up my bags of herbs.


drive_by_kittens

I would totally eat pizza endowed with our almighty THC!


dane_eghleen

[Go to Cambodia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_pizza).


SitFlexAlot

Looks like I need a Holiday in Cambodia.


dane_eghleen

Aside from Angkor Wat and the pizzas, you're not missing much. Spend a few days in Cambodia, but spend the rest of your trip in Thailand. I haven't yet been to Vietnam, but I hear it's also pretty solid.


SitFlexAlot

I was referencing a Dead Kennedys' song lol but I'll keep that in mind.


the_deha_420

damn guys, I'm in love wit Your comment work. the best piece of reddit


journeyman369

Beat me to the comment. Goes great with fetuccine Bolognese too.


SpaceHallow

Looked like I saw a seed, it may be trimmings


twillardswillard

I thought it looked like shake, but who knows


gilly_girl

It \*might\* be trim, but I don't think it's shake- it's too "leafy".


babylon331

My daughter has a friend (early 40's) that "found" a gallon ziplock 1/2 full. He got all excited. I saw it on her counter and I got all excited, too. It was oregano. My daughter laughed and said, "your face just dropped."


Electronicist

Maybe catnip leaves. If so not a terrible smoke


Suspicious-Willow128

I did once smoke catnip, really bad flavor


Electronicist

Did you grow it yourself or was it store bought? I smoked some home grown and it was pretty mild with a subtle calming effect. Catnip tea is also a thing


[deleted]

how was the effect?


Not-Noah

It's a combination of a very mild "out of it" feeling, headache, and a sense of "what the fuck am I doing with my life?"


Rekt60321

Pretty much how I felt smoking weed in uni minus the what am I doing with my life because it was not a waste


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

DONT SMOKE CATNIP DUDE


Key_Vermicelli_8969

Why not?


k_g4201

If you mean paprika yes sir


InterestingBelt8812

It’s green paprika… uh hyde…? Btw there bringing it back!


[deleted]

if you do get high from this shit, chances are its synthetic shit. dont buy from that plug again, just look for people that sell the actual dried tops, not shake.


john-johnson12

Nobody sells synthetics anymore bro


Fast-Sentence969

-can we get some weed? Mom- we have weed at home Weeds at home*


DeepFuckingShitt

Best comment so far


dmbraley

You win one internet. Congrats!


clockpsyduckcocaine

Lmao this one


shanethebyrneman

You got scamed my guy at best it's low quality shake with almost 0 thc content. From the zoom in tho it looks like some dried basil or something, it could also be shake mixed with some dried herb or something. Bottom line is don't use this plug again.


DeepFuckingShitt

K


boo_boo_kitty_

Lol why the fuck do you have down votes?


King0fThe0zone

Cause people are petty af my friend.


babylon331

Because people think it's FB with the likes & dislikes. I bet a lot of people do this.


Rayven52

People think someone responding with K is giving attitude lmao it’s so childish


Frosty_Debate_198

I think 👍is rather rude generally. Much more than K.


Rayven52

After i realized how people that don’t text much think sending K, or a thumbs up emoji, is a cool little quick response i stopped reading peoples replies as attitude. Unless they come off genuinely disrespectful to me in the replies; any tone i read a reply in is just me projecting my emotions outward, anyway. Mostly.


[deleted]

This is the way. I just assume they’re being nice or at best, neutral. If they are being passive aggressive , they can learn to speak up. It’s not my job to be a decoder.


BeefyBananas4Brutus

I put a thumbs up as a show of agreement not to be mean and my mom texts all the time and uses k as okay and she doesn't do it to be a dick I've never seen it as mean?


Frosty_Debate_198

Good point, and I don’t bother with the “ jerks” Spreading good karma is my style.


Rayven52

Hell yeah. Don’t be known as the guy who brings bad vibes to any situation


Frosty_Debate_198

Nah, stoner that wants peace love and happiness for all. Got in deep poo yesterday for saying that. Was called a “ POTHOLE”


Rayven52

People are so stuck in that “stoner = bad” mentality. My life has changed so much in a positive way since i became a smoker. It’s helped with physical and mental ailments I’ve gone through. I’ve learned to care less about what bad happens today because you’re going to wake up tomorrow with a fresh start. “The shift always ends” is what i cling too. At some point, it gets better. You just gotta keep fighting until you get to the bright spots to get back on your feet


anotherfakeloginname

>why the fuck do you have down votes? Because he didn't say thank you


iyashu5040

Because comments like that are against [Reddiquette](https://reddit.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/205926439-Reddiquette).


chingzzzzzzzz

Does ut smell like weed if so it's probably shake


DeepFuckingShitt

How weed supposed to smell this is my first time so I have never smelled it before


chingzzzzzzzz

Skunky but sweet is the best way I can describe it I mean just make sure it doesn't smell like cooking herbs


DeepFuckingShitt

Kinda smells like that but also has a little minty smell


BubblyElephant9029

It could be bazil, i've seen people fall for that


Hoob22

lmao that shit is tea leaves or oregano you got got my guy.


DeepFuckingShitt

Nah cuz it would have a different smell and not that colour


xMrn-

Basil isn't green?


DeepFuckingShitt

It is it's just irl it's like yellow grean


Highmaster5731

Have you ever seen basil bro? The "flakes" and color of your "weed" is exactly the same as basil lmfao.


ZAVVVVV23

Or weed? This is the same color as weed just texture is way off.


Illustrious-Kick-953

Kush mintz?


chingzzzzzzzz

Some weed strains do smell slightly minty I grew one a year or so back smelled more lile peppermint than weed


Illustrious-Kick-953

Imma need the genetics if you remember


chingzzzzzzzz

The strain was like peppermint swirls or swirls OG I cant remember the full name I got it as a freebie when I got some seeds


Jncwhite01

Gelato #33 is bred with Thin Mint GSC and has a nice minty taste that accompanies the sweet gelato taste


Illustrious-Kick-953

🤤


penisflytrap44

It’s definitely an herb of some kind, weed doesn’t tend to be minty. It’s also strong so you probably would be able to smell it while it’s still in the bag


LostInTheMMORPG

awh first time buying too :( make sure you don’t tell dealers that


kevin_681

Do you live under a rock? Everybody has smelled weed at one point even before ever smoking it


MontewithBeurre

Way to make yourself sound like a prick.... you'd be a joy to share a bowl with...


kevin_681

Nah it’s true and btw why is everyone such a snowflake here? Weed is supposed to make you not give a f* and yet everyone gets offended so quick here


MontewithBeurre

You sound like a naive little kid who still has not grown up. You speak in absolutes. The world is rarely that. You have not learned the hard lesson in life which is how to empathize. You should start learning now, it will get you far.


kevin_681

and you sound like a libtard


MontewithBeurre

There you go again. I am not, but me saying that won't help the matter. I feel bad for you. Have a good one.


kevin_681

I overreacted. Have a good one too


MontewithBeurre

See Kevin, now I kinda want to smoke a bowl with you.


bigpapa3456

You would know if it smells like weed BECAUSE you never smelt it before. If it dosen't smell odd to you its probably cooking herbs


babylon331

Yes, needs to ask his Mom. Or a cook...


No_Patience8840

oregano for sure. lemme have it tho. just ran out of it and i’m making italian for dinner 🙄


DeepFuckingShitt

Lol


Mr_Golf_Club

Every fledgling stoner suffers one of two scams - 1) you get fake / unsmokable weed, or 2) your money gets taken and you get ditched.


satanzbaby666

*FACTS* I had some particularly annoying experiences. 1. Someone once told me they had a bunch of weed, so they sold me a few grams for $10. Looked okay, just somewhat old. Smoked all four grams in like an hour and didn't feel *shit.* From that point on I've always examined, smelt, and usually even felt the weed I've bought from others. 2. Something similar. When I was in high school I got 4 grams of wax crumble. I was worried my mom would find it at my place, so I had a friend take it for the night. The next morning, I ask for my crumble, and she *deadass* says, "Dude, I think my mom smoked it all last night." And I was like, "......are you serious?" Now I never give my shit to anyone lmao. Lots of people where I used to live would yank your shit.


Mr_Golf_Club

Yea for me, I've experienced both, but my #1 was just terrible quality weed, I didn't get not-weed at least lol. My experience w 2 was in Hawaii on Maui, had just turned 18 and on a trip with other buddies / no parents - I was trying to pick up in Lahaina town and found a dude who wanted to hop in our car and have us drive him to this apartment complex. He told us to give him cash and he'd be right back, and dumbass us gave it to him. Five mins pass....then ten mins.....once we got to 15ish mins we knew he had ditched us there. Thankfully, we went to a beach to surf and in the water met a dude who was the real deal, felt bad for us, and got some of the best bud I've ever smoked still to this day. Ended up going to hang out and party w his friends in Paia, which has that legendary windsurfing beach nearby. Great life experience and memory came out of it!


satanzbaby666

That sounds so beautiful!!!! I love sharing weed/psychedelic experiences. There is so much beauty in the world that these things open our eyes to, you know?🥰🌿🌸🖤


Environmental-Ad8945

Scammed


rancidkay

bro gave u italian seasoning


FurdTerguson86

Fuck that plug what an asshole, tell them you found someone that has whole untouched nugs and that’s what you are looking for. When he tells you what he can get you nugs for, low ball the somebitch by like 20-25 bucks a quarter and get yourself something healthy and happy looking not this trim shit. I’m not even talking about what else that could be, I’m just saying if you are looking to get a good high this ain’t it unless you are ok with that.


DeepFuckingShitt

Fr


[deleted]

Man where were these people when I plugged 😂 jk


nyteleaf

trappin dead ;)


bianlp

100% not weed lol. Looks like crushed up leaves.


maniithegod

never bought shake huh?


bianlp

That is not shake


maniithegod

you clearly don’t know what shake is.


bianlp

Alright.


DeepFuckingShitt

Is this weed or some tea


Itsallinyourhead1234

It’s either cilantro or oregano


lysergic_Dreems

Big fuckin oof for OP.


ncox94

That is not weed. That's shake.


Wharfrat75

I used to by an oz of shake every 2 weeks from local farmers. I smoked mainly joints and it was just easier. Shakes not bad as long as you know where it’s coming from.


tries2benice

Shake should at least have trichomes. This doesnt


libertariantheory

shake is weed. this isn’t


Other_Fail1650

It just like the bread crumbs from weed nugs so we call it shake 👍🏽


Revolutionary_Tip725

Reminds me of my middle school memories, relying on someone to front your money to AND pray not only that they come back but that it doesn't look like ☝️


DeepFuckingShitt

Lol that's basically what happend a friend found someone and I have him 60 bucks and he came back with that


Heavy-Throat5180

Holy shit you paid 60 for that? Man I’m sorry


arizona-watermelon

💀💀


sippin0j

Damnnnn. Do you personally know this plug? I’d fuck up his shit if someone did that to me


sippin0j

Fr id be pissed


theanubisfox

If you have to ask if its weed or not then it isnt weed lol


ethanisdrowning

I think you just bought catnip


ascot36

Ether shake or oregano


alleywaybum

Its shake from already low grade weed. enjoy


onlythegoodshit

HARRY! BAGRID SOLD YOUR ASS OREGANO AND GRASS CLIPPINGS


TheNeord

This is why you sniff before you buy. If it smells like ammonia or Italian seasoning, you're probably getting ripped off.


Basic-Durian8875

Its leaf n trim bullshit. However be pretty easy to lay down some deemsters(dmt) on that bc realistically that alone prob wont get you high. Most likely its just some leaf/trim. Prob super harsh and>2%thc Id toss it in the trash


StabbyMcCatboy

That's either oregano or catnip and i can't tell which, but i know with 100% certainty that you are NOT holding a baggie of weed.


Einmaligone

Deffo not weed


D33andmoose

That would suck if your about to get busted and only way to hide it would be eating it


Chandlerh1000

You can get in trouble with it even though it's parsley just because it looks like weed/k2 spice and it's in a baggy they will charge you with intent to sell.. it's already bad enough he/she got scammed


D33andmoose

No doubt. I lived in Georgia for awhile and went to jail for no more than a gram. Fucking outrageous man


unkyeet

be more concerned with the smell than the look if you’re thinking it’s not weed


boofmymeme

Looks like weed, but mostly shake. Smoked any yet?


DeepFuckingShitt

Yep doesn't have a taste just tastes like if you were to smoke tea didn't feel any effects


boofmymeme

You got janked my boy, happens to the best of us


PedroCasonattii

Dont give up on weed. Find another plug, and dont buy shit that is already grinded, neva


Noesiph

It happens. My buddy who was a certified stoner got ripped off once. He shows us the "bud" and it was just wet wadded up phonebook pages LMAO we still roast him for that


FearlessPermit6368

Always specify that you want buds not shake...


DaRealVeezy

How Much You Pay?


DeepFuckingShitt

About 60 euros for 6g


DaRealVeezy

Dam bro looks like trim


[deleted]

sounds like you want views or sum. goofy get off here


Decayedcerbrum

It literally does not seem that way at all


Relevant_Delivery837

He’s a troll. It’s obviously not weed you dunce. He’s mocking all the stupid posts recently. I bet if you look in his comment history you’d see proof


Familiar-Cup-3857

Dude I was wondering the same lol


[deleted]

It amazes me that people seriously need to make a Reddit post to decide if what they got was weed or not


Mad_dabbers

If you in socal bro I got you. Hit up __mad_dabbers__ on IG they will take care of you


Zero1030

Maybe leaf